Comments on: Hanley Ramirez Might Have the Worst Facial Hair In Advertising History

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:53:51 +0000

Rollins’ facial hair was never even close to that bad

Didn’t Rollins actually have a pretty sweet beard not long ago?

By: Billy Buckner

Billy Buckner — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:46:25 +0000

Rollins’ facial hair was never even close to that bad. That’s like a college freshman who thinks he can grow a beard or stache, and really can’t. That’s horrendous.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:36:18 +0000

I think he’s trying to emulate Jimmy Rollins circa 2007 or so.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:32:08 +0000

pssh…that aint a beard.

By: Nick Jett

Nick Jett — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:27:39 +0000

I don’t know- Simon Adebisi might give him a run for his money.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:54:29 +0000

Craig James showed up and admitted to being addicted to killing strippers

and addicted to 90′s pop 1 hit wonders

By: T.E.

T.E. — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:53:01 +0000

I haven’t watched a Celtics game this year; does Paul Pierce still have that ratty-ass chinstrap beard that disconnects in like 19 places?

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:43:49 +0000

Why the fuck are there over 700 comments on Brady’s sister’s engagement?

Craig James showed up and admitted to being addicted to killing strippers

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:42:21 +0000

OT (not like a rabid discussion is going on here anyway): But this might be the worst example of headline writing ever.

The link headline on CNN.com: “Incest Database Used for Dating”.

The actual story headline: “Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding through Online Incest Database”.

And even that one isn’t very good. If you read the story, the database is not about incest, it simply is an archive of the ancestry of every single person in Iceland.

By: Hope Solo Mio

Hope Solo Mio — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:40:04 +0000

Why the fuck are there over 700 comments on Brady’s sister’s engagement?

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:25:32 +0000

sexy neck lumber? YESPLZ!!I went to that website, and they have a giant gummy worm that looks like a 2 foot long dildo.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:22:29 +0000

that is pretty horrible.

also not sure why people go with the chinstrap beard to hide their fat, featureless jawline. they’d be better off w/o and just starving themselves.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:18:34 +0000

sexy neck lumber? YESPLZ!!

The guy with the piano key neck tie getting disappointed and walking away is fantastic.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:17:28 +0000

piss poor captions, Steve. report to the annex at 2:15 for a refresher in Hernia’s course.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:16:06 +0000

sexy neck lumber? YESPLZ!!

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:11:55 +0000

Worst facial hair to go with the worst logos and uniforms. Fitting.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:04:32 +0000

Go Marlins!

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:03:53 +0000

Hanley was done wrong by Scott Tennerman.