Listen up and listen straight, she definitely might have done this for Servando Carrasco(her MLS boyfriend) and there is no chance at HER BEING SINGLE; the BF will be the real proposer and they’ll tie the knot in the near future… it ain’t baseball but “It’s Written in the Stars”

she is so Mrs. Carrasco in a couple of years… Move on men.. sorry! I have nothing against Alex.. i admire her and I respect her.. great athlete she is!!!

“see his erection.”

Holy shit, that’s funny.

Here’s the all important question … does the mailman keep it one extra day, or two before delivering? My guess is, given the content, two, so it’ll probably not arrive until Friday. Got determine which day to “work” from home.

So another otherwise attractive young woman rendered unrecognizable by a professional make-up artist

Never thought of that silver lining… This is similar to the situation at the gym. When I see a chic at the gym you have to add about 15% to properly estimate her fun time value. Its always such a pleasant surprise when you run into chics you know from the gym in the wild. Its like… oh ok wow.

This makes the gym the most appropriate place to objectively determine hotness. Most likely you’re sober, the lighting is good and the playing field is level.

At some point today, I’m sure I’ll stop laughing at this.

/Maybe I shouldn’t be laughing – you just Sandusky’d me damn it.

dear lord, for a second there i got worried as shit that #1 said “see his erection.”

Seeeeee myyyyy ERECTION, SEE MY ERECTION, MADE OF REAL GORILLA CHEST!

enhance

ENHANCE

I need to be there when he first sees it so I can:
1. see his reaction
2. keep mom from pitching it in the garbage.

dear lord, for a second there i got worried as shit that #1 said “see his erection.”

As I mentioned earlier this week… My 12 yr old son will receive his first SI swimsuit issue this week. I need to be there when he first sees it so I can:
1. see his reaction
2. keep mom from pitching it in the garbage.

You go home with her as a 7 and when you wake up she’d be a 8.5 which would decrease your hangover 37%.

/Science

Oh wow, the reverse two-face!! I like that.

So another otherwise attractive young woman rendered unrecognizable by a professional make-up artist

You go home with her as a 7 and when you wake up she’d be a 8.5 which would decrease your hangover 37%.

/Science

You’re right. I’d only got for the hot chicks.

Lipstick lesbians don’t exist.

Oh no. No.

Hey I don’t come to your place of work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

(though Wambach is hotter)

Oh no. No.

You’d be the worst lesbian ever.

You’re right. I’d only got for the hot chicks.

This right here from the video is why I’m team ass.

I’d say that entire video is a testament to Team Ass.