And with that knowledge, we can say with certainty that there are at least two things that Elliott Smith was better at than Artie Lange. Songwriting being the first one.

nice

Frieda’s boss

Who’s Frieda?

Frieda’s boss

Every Elliott Smith song was dark.

Yeah really. Dude killed himself with a fucking kitchen knife.

Who’s Paula Patton?

Alan Thicke’s daughter in law.

Who’s Paula Patton?

i don’t know, but i always think of paula poundstone. bad mental imagery.

Alan Thicke’s daughter in law is Paula Patton. He probably stares at her. I would.

As vital a role she played during puberty for me, I wasn’t really feeling it in her last movie to be honest. Time catches up with everybody eventually.

Every Elliott Smith song was dark.

Pretty sure if I tweeted him right now I could begin negotiating for David Wright.

insist there must be a large cash deposit delivered to you before you formally accept the trade terms.

The Norm Macdonald roast of Bob Saget is also fantastic. Turing the whole roast format on its head — you could tell the comedians onstage loved it.

“He face looks like a flower — a cauliflower!”

It might’ve been funnier if no one really laughed. Definitely would’ve been more cringe-worthy; ’twas brilliant nonetheless.

Macdonald’s time with Saturday Night Live effectively ended in late 1997, when he was fired from the Weekend Update segment upon the insistence of NBC West Coast Executive Don Ohlmeyer, who pressured the producers to remove him, explaining that Macdonald was “not funny.” Some believe that Don Ohlmeyer’s friendship with O.J. Simpson — a celebrity whom Macdonald often antagonized on the show — may have fueled Ohlmeyer’s decision,[14][15] but Macdonald has been quoted as saying that he “finds that thesis ‘weird’ and takes Ohlmeyer’s explanation at face value”

A NBC bigwig was personal friends with OJ — which eventually led to Norm’s firing b\c they repeatedly told him to lay off the Juice.

KingJizz

Wow.

Not sure. OJ used to work for NBC though.