Craig James is on a Mission From God
Craig James is on a mission from God, so he claims. His Senate campaign has not been so successful, but he’s unwilling to let the man upstairs down and drop out of the race.
Here is what he told the Associated Press.
“That doesn’t mean God says, ‘You’re going to win, Craig,’” he said. “But I would far rather have done this than let God down and not do what he had called me to do.”
God clearly has a sense of humor.
Gotcha!
[Photo via Getty]
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February 8th, 2012 at 7:46 PM
God and Football, Steers and Queers. Welcome to Texas!
February 8th, 2012 at 7:52 PM
Seriously, Texas can gladly secede. Just relocate Austin to California or Colorado.
February 8th, 2012 at 7:56 PM
Austin is not too far from the Louisiana state line. Imagine a state with New Orleans and Austin in it?
February 8th, 2012 at 8:04 PM
its almost in the middle of the state
February 8th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
Did God tell him to be an insufferable asshole, too?
February 8th, 2012 at 8:19 PM
Austin is not too far from the Louisiana state line.
Austin is nowhere close to the state line…any of them.
James is throwing out the God-gab because he’s campaigning for the Republican nomination. He’s just following the script. It doesn’t mean he believes any of what he is saying.
February 8th, 2012 at 8:35 PM
Yeah, like Pennsylvania is free of dipshits.
We don’t need y’all faggots anyways!
February 8th, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Baylor sucks. So mentally weak.
February 8th, 2012 at 8:39 PM
Little known fact: Craig James keeps a lock of hair from each of the 5 hookers he killed in the drawer behind him.
February 8th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Another little known fact: Craig James strangled the woman standing next to him in that picture later that night, raped her lifeless corpse, dismembered it, and then masturbated into the trash bag before throwing it into a bonfire.
He then went and volunteered at a retirement home.
February 8th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
That would be awesome, as long as we didn’t have to accept the places in between, like Vidor or Beaumont.
February 8th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
Also awesome is the fact that the Craig James 3,000-plus thread lives!