The Lingerie Bowl Highlights You Didn’t Know You Missed
The 9th annual Lingerie Bowl took place on Sunday in Las Vegas between the L.A. Temptation and the Philadelphia Passion. The Temptation won their third consecutive Lingerie Bowl, 28-6. You might recall the Temptation beating the Passion at last year’s Lingerie Bowl when Sean Salisbury was on hand. Below are some Getty images from the big game that I felt deserved a little extra attention.
Audrey Latsko shaved “LA” into the side of her head. This is something she does. Can I call her the Anthony Mason of lingerie football? I’m going to call her the Anthony Mason of lingerie football.
Amber Reed popping bottles with her teammates. Lingerie football players do not need goggles when spraying each other with champagne.
This might be the greatest picture ever taken. Bruce Waynne was the Lingerie Bowl halftime performer. In this picture, Bruce is looking like a pretty cool customer. His fans though? His fans are going crazy! The guy in sweatpants and a black shirt is rocking really hard. Then there’s the middle age white man in a football jersey throwing up the international symbol for “Bruce Waynne is the number one rapper alive!” And finally, Bobby Parnell realizing there is something gross on his commemorative Lingerie Bowl towel. Over Waynne’s left shoulder is a woman leaning over to ask another woman, “Who is that?” I like to imagine all these people traveling the country attending every Bruce Waynne show.
According to Getty, this is a halftime promotion wherein a fan attempted to tackle the LFL MVP Kyle DeHaven. Yes, there was a promotion where a guy got to tackle a lingerie football player. It should also be noted that DeHaven plays for the Baltimore Charm. I’m going to repeat that in case you missed it the first time – not only does the city of Baltimore, Maryland have a lingerie football team, but they are called the Charm. The Baltimore Charm.

(L) That is Monique Gaxiola pouring champagne on teammate Amber Reed. You know what they say – You can take the stripper out of the champagne room, but you can’t take the champagne… No. You can take the champagne out of the champagne room, but you can’t take the stripper… That’s not it either. You can take the stripper and the champagne out of the champagne room, but you can’t take the room out of… You can put the stripper and the champagne in a room, but you can’t put the room in a bigger room? You guys go ahead, I’m going to stay and work on this.
(R) Whitney Paronish sporting some severe rug burn. That is why you wear pants and a shirt when you play football. Can you imagine Vince Wilfork playing through such trauma?
[Philadelphia Inquirer, Getty]

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February 7th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Yes, there was a promotion where a guy got to tackle a lingerie football player
Awesome.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Glad I missed it. Gross.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
You’re right. I didn’t know I missed this.
Who the heck is Bruce Waynne?
“Women in lingerie” I understand. Said women playing football? Meh.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Thats Bruce Waynne picture is fantastic. It is currently my wallpaper.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Who’s Bruce Waynne? Looks like Tone Loc to me.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Damn. Philly’s not even winning anything in fake sports anymore.
/cries
//wonders which “Gentleman’s Club” these women are employed by
February 7th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Exactly what I thought.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Who the heck is Bruce Waynne?
I had to Wiki. His real name is Waynne Nugent and something about 50 Cent. I didn’t read the whole thing. Or even half of it.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Nice work with the 10% effort!
February 7th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
LOL. Never change Stephen Jackson, Never Change.
Also, please remain on the bench, the Bucks are better that way.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
“Women in lingerie” I understand. Said women playing football? Meh.
You are a wise man.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
if you have to ask this question, then you’ve obviously never heard of BatMann, his bluegrass revival alter ego.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
LOL. Never change Stephen Jackson, Never Change.
Also, please remain on the bench, the Bucks are better that way.
“Bottle service” is for douchebags.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
not really.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
“Bottle service” is for douchebags.
not really.
I’m with ms621 on this one. Don’t let Jersey see that though.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Is that Denzel Washington?
Pretty sure thats Denzel Washington…
That’s Denzel Washington.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
sounds like the words of someone who never had bottle service.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
are you sure that’s a guy?
February 7th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Day Dreams 3:1
Oasis 4:1
Risque 4:1
Red Raven 500:1
February 7th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
I had to Wiki. His real name is Waynne Nugent and something about 50 Cent. I didn’t read the whole thing. Or even half of it.
Nice work with the 10% effort!
All in a solid day’s work.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
kaiser, with a shot and a goal. “Bluegrass”, a nice touch.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
awesome.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
I’m with ms621 on this one. Don’t let Jersey see that though.
sounds like the words of someone who never had bottle service.
I’ve had it before. Don’t understand the appeal of paying out the ass to look important and be roped off from everyone else.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
he guy in sweatpants and a black shirt is rocking really hard
I’m not completely sold that person is a man
February 7th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
My only time with bottle service was at Rain at the Palms. Seemed worth it — got to skip the line, you knew how much you were paying going into it, and had a steady flow of booze. Plus, easy way to make talk with the ladies.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Looks like (s)he has boobs
Has smallish, dainty hands
wearing sweat pant capris
shemale??
February 7th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
LOL. Never change Stephen Jackson, Never Change.
Cap’n Jack, he can do both. Party before ballin’, ballin’ before partying. Yeah, he isn’t like the rest of us.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
sounds like the words of someone who never had bottle service.
Bottle service, like VIP spaces, is designed to make people feel important. I’ll certainly admit that I’m not the “club” type of person, so the entire atmosphere is not appealing to me. But I refuse to believe that there is anything ‘cool’ about overpaying for some guy wearing a smedium shirt and wearing a headset bringing you a bottle of liquor that is overrated to begin with.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
are you sure that’s a guy?
It’s Pat!
February 7th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
But I refuse to believe that there is anything ‘cool’ about overpaying for some guy wearing a smedium shirt and wearing a headset bringing you a bottle of liquor that is overrated to begin with.
I just realized I got bottle service once in Orlando. First time I ever saw coke in person — you may be led to the bottle service by a smedium tee wearing headpiece dude. But the people that serve you at those places are usually hot 19-23 year old girls.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
But the people that serve you at those places are usually hot 19-23 year old girls.
A.K.A money pits. That won’t touch your penis.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
That looks like a manly female to me.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
There are many things below, probably none of them hot chicks, though.
re: bottle service – You can say it’s for douches or that some smedium-wearing guy is bringing you the drinks (untrue), but that shit brings the attention of young ladies. It’s a pretty good way to have fun and get laid.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
A Vegas 10 served us at the Bank in Vegas. Drunkest night of my life…wayy too many Red bull-vodkas & Vodka-tonics. Sat right next to Luke Wilson. Bottle service is well worth it once or twice in life.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Jason McIntyre @TheBigLead
2 more Patriots party videos have surfaced:
Sooomeone likes watching Gronk without a shirt on a little too much..
February 7th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
There are many things below you, probably none of them hot chicks, though.
re: bottle service – You can say it’s for douches or that some smedium-wearing guy is bringing you the drinks (untrue), but that shit brings the attention of young ladies. It’s a pretty good way to have fun and get laid.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Sooomeone likes watching Gronk without a shirt on a little too much..
It’s because of his V-Shaped back. And he has a played out haircut and weak dance moves.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
re: bottle service – You can say it’s for douches or that some smedium-wearing guy is bringing you the drinks (untrue), but that shit brings the attention of young ladies. It’s a pretty good way to have fun and get laid.
I agree with this sentiment 100%
February 7th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I heard Gronk speak for the first time yesterday. Wow, that guy is the personification of a meat head.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
I have seen the Tampa team practice where I go walking. They train pretty hard.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Expensive way to get laid
February 7th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
It’s a pretty good way to have fun and get laid.
For you maybe. I still think it’s a dumb waste of money. I can have a good time and get laid just fine without spending a ton of cash thankyouverymuch. I’m not looking to attract the attention of girls who think it’s impressive that I got “service” anyway. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Wow, that guy is the personification of a meat head.
I love it. I love how he’s partying after the Super Bowl. I love that stupid spanish interview. I love how he hangs out with Bibi Jones. I love how he shoehorned his way into playing for the one of the best programs in Westerrn PA his senior year (Woodland Hills). Gronk, you are my hero.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
re: bottle service – You can say it’s for douches or that some smedium-wearing guy is bringing you the drinks (untrue), but that shit brings the attention of young ladies. It’s a pretty good way to have fun and get laid.
I’ll partially retract my earlier statement then and say that it’s not all douchebags who use bottle service. But let’s not bullshit, bottle service is only partially about convenience. The rest, as you just put NDub, is about conspicuous consumption. If someone’s goal is to go to a bar and drink ridiculously priced mixed drinks and to hit on girls, then more power to you I guess. It has absolutely no appeal to me whatsoever. It didn’t when I was single and it doesn’t now.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
“Come sit at my table and have a drink” is the easiest pick-up line on Earth. I’ve only had bottle service twice, but it was well worth it on both occasions. Plus, it’s honestly nice to just have a table at a crowded nightclub.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
exactly.
true. but you don’t try to get with the waitress.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
For you maybe. I still think it’s a dumb waste of money. I can have a good time and get laid just fine without spending a ton of cash thankyouverymuch. I’m not looking to attract the attention of girls who think it’s impressive that I got “service” anyway. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
If I find ATL’s responses to be reasonable and agreeable, is that a good thing?
February 7th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
“Come sit at my table and have a drink” is the easiest pick-up line on Earth.
“Hello/Hi/Hey” works too. Also, cheaper.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
The other thing I’ll say about bottle service is this: a bar could downpour a cheaper vodka into a Grey Goose or Belvedere bottle, reseal it, and then open it back up at the table and I highly doubt that 99% of the patrons would be any the wiser. So why then pay for the higher priced stuff?
And if anyone wants to assert that downpouring does not occur in bars, I have some lovely seaside property in Arizona that’s for sale.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
who gives a shit?
February 7th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
“Come sit at my table and have a drink” is the easiest pick-up line on Earth.
“Hello/Hi/Hey” works too. Also, cheaper.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
a buddy of mine in college worked at a liquor store and said they could hardly keep R&R on the shelf because a bunch of bar owners would come in and fill Crown bottles with it.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
This thread makes me lol. Bottle service for life.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
cheaper than a prostitute.
/not confirmed by me
February 7th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
cheaper than a prostitute.
/not confirmed by me
Touché, I suppose.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
/high fives the Senator
//team Bottle Service occasionaly
///planning next Vegas trip
February 7th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
/high fives back
//team Bottle Service when everyone’s down
///2 weeks from tomorrow
February 7th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
I assume you realize that Baltimore’s nickname is charm city.