CBS Sports Unveils “The Baseball Boyfriend,” Trolls Women Everywhere.
Women, do you like baseball, but not want to deal with all that silly math stuff? Let your sports and real life fantasies collide with CBS Sports’ new fantasy app, The Baseball Boyfriend. It’s ideal for those special ladies who don’t have a lot of time to spend on their smartphones cruising between the kitchen and the laundry room.
Each girl chooses her “BBBF” and “dumps him if he can’t perform.” The goal is to have a “stud” and not a “dud.” Whoever finishes with the most fantasy points wins. Then everyone gossips and has a pillow fight. The scoreboard is even covered with little heart doodles, because women love little heart doodles.
Besides being condescending and offensive to the fairer sex, it also assumes, in 2012, that it would only be a girl who would want a “BBBF.” Well played, CBS Sports Interactive.
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February 7th, 2012 at 6:26 PM
Great captions.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:27 PM
If only this had existed when Ron Karkovice was playing, would have been the #1 pick in every draft
February 7th, 2012 at 6:28 PM
Guarantee people buy this app. Spend your time fighting things that actually merit it, women. On the ladder of sexism, you couldn’t event paint the top of CJ’s shoetops standing on the rung where this app lies.
Everything is a goddamn crusade anymore.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:28 PM
This had to have been the brain child of Jon Heyman to distract all of us from his shitty writing.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:29 PM
This would be a great app for Yankees fans who root for the Sawx in the playoffs.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:30 PM
That’s not a shot at you, Duffy. I understand why this would get run here. Same reason CBS is charging $2.99 for it. It’s just that my timeline is acting like this goddamn app took away their right to vote or somehow promotes a pro-life agenda.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:31 PM
If you draft Jeter does the site send you a gift basket?
February 7th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
Bruce Arthur may have bested your attempt on that one. I laughed.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:36 PM
I am speechless.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:43 PM
Ian Kinsler is pretty dreamy….uh, I mean…here’s some tits.
/quickly leaves the room
February 7th, 2012 at 6:45 PM
i’m gonna get caught one day by the old lady looking at the links of ms and I don’t give a shit.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:48 PM
Baby I swear I didn’t know what the link was! He’s usually linking pictures of cute, adorable baby animals. I thought tits was a typo.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:49 PM
Sammy Braddy = amazing
February 7th, 2012 at 6:49 PM
Baby I swear I didn’t know what the link was! He’s usually linking pictures of cute, adorable baby animals. I thought tits was a typo.
Tits are only like 1/3 of the links I do. The rest is shit that no one really cares about.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:52 PM
Besides being condescending and offensive to the fairer sex
Women everywhere owe Duffy a debt of gratitude, but they’ll have to get in line behind black people.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Tits are only like 1/3 of the links I do. The rest is shit that no one really cares about.
this comment was in the other 2/3rds.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:54 PM
this comment was in the other 2/3rds.
And yet it garnered a response.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:57 PM
And yet it garnered a response.
I had intended on saying something sexist (about sasquatch ladies, or black soccer playing monkeys) but I’ve been completely neutered by Tyberius Q and his successful crusade to shed light on people like me. So I’ve chosen to turn my attacks on you, a pseudo black guy.
February 7th, 2012 at 7:00 PM
Women everywhere owe Duffy a debt of gratitude, but they’ll have to get in line behind black people.
I’m laughing, but I’m not sure why…
February 7th, 2012 at 7:00 PM
I had intended on saying something sexist (about sasquatch ladies, or black soccer playing monkeys) but I’ve been completely neutered by Tyberius Q and his successful crusade to shed light on people like me. So I’ve chosen to turn my attacks on you, a pseudo black guy.
Fair enough.
February 7th, 2012 at 7:08 PM
those tits are YOOOOOGE!!!
February 7th, 2012 at 7:12 PM
And NSFW, asshole. Luckily lab is pretty empty by now.
February 7th, 2012 at 7:14 PM
So now you’ll BOTH be thinking about baseball when you are having sex with your lady.
February 7th, 2012 at 7:17 PM
I really feel like the most offensive part of the whole app/site (I didn’t read enough to know what it even is) is the loose-leaf paper background.
February 7th, 2012 at 7:17 PM
And NSFW, asshole. Luckily lab is pretty empty by now.
What precisely do you expect the content of a page to be when the link text is “Here’s some tits”?
What about that suggests that it is going to be safe for a work environment?
February 7th, 2012 at 7:18 PM
If this was a USA Today app, TBL would be kindly retweeting this for his female followers
February 7th, 2012 at 7:19 PM
/wwos sees yard with vicious dog
//wwos doesn’t see “beware of dog sign”
///wwos wonders why he got bit
February 7th, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Like, omigod, what else are we gonna write on to pass notes to each other?
/chews gum loudly
February 7th, 2012 at 7:30 PM
lets see what we got here…
YOU’D LET DUSTIN PEDROIA DO WHAT?!?!?!