Tim Tebow, Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton Appeared On Today’s Dan Patrick Show
I don’t know what channel the Dan Patrick Show is on, but after today, it seems like I should find out. Sports Illustrated swimsuit models Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton were guests on the show and later Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow joined the program. Afterward, they took a picture together, Chrissy posted it to Twitter and here I am reaping the Google search results rewards for their trouble. Happy Friday, Internet.
Previously: Tim Tebow? Las Vegas? Porn Stars?
Previously: Chrissy Teigen on Models, Modeling, Jersey Shore and Seattle Sports
Previously: Kate Upton Walking The Runway in Slowmotion

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February 3rd, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I don’t know who those women are but both of them have woefully misshapen heads.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Upton finally realized that her paycheck is directly correlated to how her body looks.
Hallelujah!
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
being the meat in that sandwich would be the best cherry poppin’ ever.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:45 PM
I don’t know who those women are but both of them have woefully misshapen heads.
I dunno. Close your eyes and think of baseball. Or France. Whichever works.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Not really related, but Tebow’s gotta get blowjobs, right?
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I can’t fathom how Tebow can resist.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Kate >>> Chrissy
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Tebow could’ve hit it, sadly he didn’t.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:52 PM
If Tebow and Upton ever got together, someone would be injured in the explosion.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Audience network, DirectTV channel 500
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
fixed.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Try the Fox Sports affiliate for the Dan Patrick show. I know we get it on Fox Sports Southwest. Also, I think DirecTV has it on something called the Audience Network.
And if thanking God every 5 minutes gets you Teigen and Upton, I may have to reconsider my positions in life.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
No way. Give me the saucy part-asian chick every day of the week. Asians do it like bunnies.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
small sample size.
/atheists
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:56 PM
By a goddamn mile. This is going to sound very Brad Clooney but her face is just… I dunno. Something ain’t right. Not Alabama Fax Girl busted but… she’s got a great body no doubt. Face I just can’t say good things about.
Spencer – you need to read this.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:57 PM
and yet control the population like bob barker…neuter and spay your pets CMON DOWN!
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
You’re more clever than that, Ted. At least insult my intelligence or sports knowledge. That doesn’t even make sense. I laughed at the other ones at least.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Someone should start a thread on this…
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
You are going too far with this, but I understand a more rational position.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Best national radio show. Nothing is close. Their guest list this week was incredible.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 PM
This right here. Bitches are just beggin’ to get punched right in the vagina with the Tebow penis.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 PM
CRM, nice use of the underused “Obviously” tag.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Kate >>> Chrissy
No way. Give me the saucy part-asian chick every day of the week. Asians do it like bunnies.
Not to mention that Kate will be fighting them fat genes of hers in a decade or so while Chrissy will enjoy the leanness of her people’s genetic make-up and remain hot for many, many years.
small sample size.
/atheists
hottest atheists list?
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:02 PM
i’m glad you said it so I didn’t have to…
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Not to mention that Kate will be fighting them fat genes of hers in a decade or so
So? I have a feeling that so long as she doesn’t start doing hardcore drugs or fucking anything with a penis (like Chelsea Handler), then Kate, even with some extra pounds on her, will still be pretty hot.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Chrissy Teigen is engaged to John Legend. Kate wouldn’t say anything about Mark Sanchez. Dan tried.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:05 PM
The only acceptable answer to this is that he plays for the other team.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Ya, I have waffled on Kate’s long term prospects as well. What I once thought would have been done at 30, I think she can stretch to 40.
She already lost her “Freshman 15″ from Q4.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Chaz Bono likes the ladies!
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
bsanders:Fat Nicole Eggert::Me:Fat Kate Upton
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Given what I’ve read on here, the fact that you don’t find something funny is probably a good indicator that it is.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
lol!
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
furious and compulsive masturbation
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Danny boy jumped the shark long ago.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
My favorite part about being a male is that I can tear down or put on a pedestal women based on looks. But damn this Kate Upton and fat talk is just disgusting. You should all become queers.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
I’ve got nothing to contribute other than: HAWT.
/waits to be called “Heldunder” or some lame shit by whoever this Ted character is
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
So? I have a feeling that so long as she doesn’t start doing hardcore drugs or fucking anything with a penis (like Chelsea Handler), then Kate, even with some extra pounds on her, will still be pretty hot.
See, it all depends where it goes. Rear end and boobs? Great! Some to the thighs. OK. In the face? Uh… In the arms? Uh uh.
Nicole Eggert
Under Seige…the cake…
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Nancy Brinker, the Komen CEO, is approaching Joan Rivers-level of plastic surgery.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Rut-roh
Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina
According to Mike Francesa, Tim Tebow refused to do an interview with Rosie O’Donnell on Sirius because she’s gay.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
There is no way that Tebow doesn’t lead the league in spanking it. I doubt Charles Haley in a darkened film room could keep up.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
See, it all depends where it goes. Rear end and boobs? Great! Some to the thighs. OK. In the face? Uh… In the arms? Uh uh.
True…
Under Seige…the cake…
I’m pretty sure that was Erika Eleniak.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
/high fives ndub
//team Kate is hot and if any of us had the chance, we would blow our load in 3 seconds with her
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
that was Erika Eleniak (sp)
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
that was erika eleniak brah…and under siege is fucking awesome.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Under Seige…the cake…
I’m pretty sure that was Erika Eleniak.
Yep, you’re right. Dunno how I got my 80s blondes mixed up. Blood sugar must be low.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Knew you’d like that.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
//team Kate is hot and if any of us had the chance, we would blow our load in 3 seconds with her
I’m pretty sure I could make it to 3.5 seconds.
/kegels.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Yup. I’d hump a belt sander and take a bath in lemon juice to have the oppurtunity. god bless Kate.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Nicole Eggert
Under Seige…the cake…
Wrong chica
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
/skinny Nicole Eggert went to my High School for 2 years….
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Teebz is a total homo.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Yup. I’d hump a belt sander and take a bath in lemon juice to have the oppurtunity.
How exactly do you come up with these?
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Tim Tebow refused to do an interview with Rosie O’Donnell on Sirius because she’s gay.
Not because she’s annoying?
And I love the fact that within minutes of mistaking Erika Eleniak for Nicole Eggert, 3 people were ready to correct me. It’s things like that that keep me coming back!
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:18 PM
obvious things are obvious.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Next time Herina calls into the show he can ask about the validity of this report
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
I can’t fathom how Tebow can resist.
The only acceptable answer to this is that he plays for the other team.
he needs to stop putting pussy on a pedestal
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
How is this any different than Tim Hardaway saying he doesn’t like gay people, but Tim Tebow gets a free pass because of his christian morals. Fuck Tebow.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
I know I’ve said it before, but when I hear Rosie O’Donnell, I think of the Dawson’s Creek Trapper Keeper monster dying after eating her in south park.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
You could actually argue (if one had the time or energy to do so) that Tebow is acting in a decidedly non-Christian way by blowing off Rosie because of her sexual orientation.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:22 PM
You know damn well if he goes on there she’s going to lay into him about his views. I’m all for gay rights, but he’s going into a losing situation right there. She’s a loud-mouth idiot who was on a retarded show called “The View.”
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Rosie O’Donnell is a terrible human being.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
I’ve been calling it for a while. He’s definitely on the down low.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Rosie O’Donnell and Chaz Bono in the same thread. This is getting HAWT!
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
You know damn well if he goes on there she’s going to lay into him about his views. I’m all for gay rights, but he’s going into a losing situation right there. She’s a loud-mouth idiot who was on a retarded show called “The View.”
She has a history of that longer than her time on The View. She had Tom Selleck on her talk show one day several years ago. He was pushing…something, his entire career after Mr. Baseball is a blur….and she immediately ambushed him for his views on gun ownership and his membership in the NRA. He was livid if I recall.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
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(1/2) Francesa said Tebow didn’t do Rosie’s show because of her ‘lifestyle’. I put on Sirius & she talked to Tebow for about 30 seconds.
(2/2) So it sounds like Francesa was wrong, which isn’t shocking. Also, why is Rosie O’Donnell on radio row.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
I can’t imagine how hard it must be for St. Timothy to repress the usual male urges. Kate’s hot, but I’d take Chrissy first
/team Asian
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
The only way Tom Selleck would be on my radio show is I had strong opinions about mustaches.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Rosie O’Donnell is a terrible human being.
She’s a loud-mouth idiot who was on a retarded show called “The View.”
When will America wake up and see this? No way in Hades I would go on her show.
Also, ya think maybe (just maybe) someone is whispering in Tebow’s ear “Overexposure, dude. Take a break.”? He doesn’t have to do every media op that comes down.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:27 PM
She’s got a face made for radio.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:27 PM
yeah, that likely would have happened. you can’t change people’s views on sexuality, politics or religion unless they have their own epiphany on the subject. i think bigotry is wrong, but yelling at someone and attacking their beliefs won’t do anything constructive.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Rosie O’Donnell and Chaz Bono in the same thread. This is getting
HAWTnauseating.February 3rd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
how the hell did we go from Kate Upton to Rosie O’Donnell? This is crazy, even in these here parts.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
It’s my understanding, as part of their Super Bowl pre-game coverage, ESPN is doing a one-on-one interview with Tim Tebow. I can’t even get mad at that network anymore. It’s a waste of energy.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Too late…my narrative is already online.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
She has a weekly show on Sirius. I’ve heard her on Jim Bruer’s show doing some cross promotion.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Tom Selleck played a gay man in In & Out, sans stache.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Ha, I hope she has a home invasion in the near future. Shes also the cunt who brought up the government being behind 9/11
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
And a voice made for charlie chaplin movies. Or Hellen Keller.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Dan Patrick is what Joe Buck aspires to be — an uber-condescending snark-master who’s way too far above all this. Been there, seen that.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Pretty much. Never understood the appeal of Dull Patrick. Then again, I don’t understand the humor/entertainment of men stating their measurements as a form of pleasantry with a dinner bell ringing in the background.
Oh, well. To each his own.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
It’s why I ignore the channel all together.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Rosie O’Donnell is a terrible OBESE being. I wouldn’t touch her
with Clay Aikin’s pussy
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
There’s more to national talk radio than ESPN and Rome. This is the best sports radio (and TV) show and it’s not close. And it helps that DP disses on the mothership. DirecTV Channel 101 and your local Fox Sports channels carry the show, 9-noon EST.