Tourist Pokes Elephant, Elephant Wallops Tourist with its Trunk
Did I tell you about the time I rode an elephant in Thailand? Lots of flies were hovering around the large creature. It smelled foul. In the middle of the walk through the jungle, the elephant went off the path, I got nervous, and then the elephant let out a torrent of poop. Yes, the beast was smart enough not take a dump in the path it walked on daily. [vid via Adam in Wisconsin]

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February 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
I’m fucking losing it over here! That’s the best thing I’m gonna see all month.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I love that song, reminds me of elephants.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I always root for the animals in these scenarios, plus, guy looked like a douche. Good for Stampy.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I have tears in my eyes.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Good get
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Damn, that’s funny. The idiot had it coming.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Fantastic. There was a program on Discovery a few years ago called “Elephant Rage”…it was a little reminder not to fuck with elephants. This guy must not have caught it.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
usually, im the one pooping when nervous.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
The guy’s reaction is pretty priceless as well.
“UUUUHH, He hit me with his trunk”
Yea, no shit dude.
“Knocked me out almost”
Yea, we saw that too.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I’ll never mess with one after Leslie Nielsen got stomp by one in Surf Ninjas.
/Kwantsu dudes
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Was it about the ones in the African preserve that went into full musk? That shit is insane.
Also, that wasn’t part of the deal, Blackheart! THAT WASN’T PART!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
fuck elephants…nature’s dump truck.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
I’m in tears.
“I ain’t Dumbo, bitch. Back up offa me.”
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
/sits down to play piano with ivory keys
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Yes…they were attacking villages at night and shit. Just plowing through crops and homes.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
that was fantastic on so many levels. fucker got popped.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
this with babar’s avatar made me lol for some reason.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
he slapped the fuck out of that guy!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
I’m surprised the doofus with camera didn’t say OMG! Guy got hit with a trunk that was close to his bodyweight. That was great.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
What happens when elephants say no more..
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Lot of people wish this shite would happen to Janoff…
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:27 PM
This video is as overrated as Chick-Fil-A and the age of consent.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
You’re not British, Ted. I don’t remember why people didn’t like you, but I don’t feel bad about it now.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:30 PM
is it all that bad to hope that janoff’s face has a bold new campaign for increasing its elephant facedick exposure?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
THE TRIBE SIGNED CASEY KOTCHMAN! 2012 AL CENTRAL CHAMPS!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM
That was hilarious. Pimp slapped by Dumbo.
/Where’s my bitches?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Oh, what the fuck.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:39 PM
valid point.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Everyone wants to pick on the fat kid at the lunch table while he’s eating. Sometimes you get the trunk to the head.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:43 PM
and when you do it in jail, sometimes you get a trunk to the ass.
/not confirmed by me
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:52 PM
lolz