Is this still a blind date?

Batman and Robin for me

excuse they use to be a rude asshole

I know what I am and don’t make any excuses about it.

We have wedding bands but don’t wear them. I actually do wear mine on things like job interviews though, I guess trying to project an image, etc. Is that wrong?

Now I this I can get behind. If I got married I could possibly wear it around the office/other places I frequent for a little while, but after everyone knows I’m married, fuck it.

like how does it sound when she says “fuck you” before hanging up when you ask if she’ll do stuff to your butt

that’s just a common ice breaker…if she laughs, she’s a winner.

That’s exactly it!!

bum. get’s me every time. and I hated Tom Green.

like how does it sound when she says “fuck you” before hanging up when you ask if she’ll do stuff to your butt

the wrong part is what you do to another dude’s hind end.

“hind end” and “britches” always make me chuckle when somebody says them.

i have no idea how someone could swing a golf club with a wedding band on.

I did it last summer, it was fine. It’s under your glove anyway.

I don’t need to sit on the phone for hours with you, but you can at least have the courtesy to talk to me when you want to ask me out or get to know me better before we meet.

no shit…vocal inflection tells a lot taht you can’t glean from a text.

American, you terrorist.

I heard Femunda cheese really takes out the gamey taste.

I’ll start sending those ones I run into your way. You can have ‘em.

I love guys that refuse to ever use the phone. They think it’s some badge of honor but really it’s just an excuse they use to be a rude asshole. I don’t need to sit on the phone for hours with you, but you can at least have the courtesy to talk to me when you want to ask me out or get to know me better before we meet.

The farmer just slaughtered Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web. I’ve got some Wilbur Bacon to make that a club burger.

What kind of cheese you put on that? Havarti?

American, you terrorist.

the wrong part is what you do to another dude’s hind end. Wearing a ring seems OK.

I actually do wear mine on things like job interviews though, I guess trying to project an image, etc. Is that wrong?

nope.

I’ll grill you a unicorn burger.

What kind of cheese you put on that? Havarti?