College Football Top 20 For 2012 (Post-Signing Day Version)
Add the caveats. This is still way too early. We won’t know what this signing day meant until a few years from now, and likely it will look different then. However, here is a reassessment of our initial Top 20 for 2012, accounting for Signing Day and a few other January developments.
1. LSU: Not their best recruiting class on paper. Some Louisiana kids got away. That should not be a huge deal next year with the depth they have coming back.
2. USC: Still loaded to make a run. Added quality depth, especially on the offensive line.
3. Alabama: Sign No. 1 overall class. Reload. Compete for a BCS Title.
4. Oregon: Added some massive defensive linemen, four of them 6’6” or taller, including Arik Armstead. We drop them one place, because of Darron Thomas leaving.
5. Florida State: The Noles already had the deepest front in the collegiate game. They added two Top 10 overall defensive tackles. If they can mount something resembling an offense …
6. Georgia: Not sure there’s much immediate impact from this class. Josh Harvey-Clemons needs a year in the weight room. Still, nine starters back from a top ten defense, as well as Aaron Murray and Isaiah Crowell.
7. Oklahoma: Twenty starters back. Mike Stoops coordinating the defense. Can they avoid beating themselves?
8. Ohio State: Almost every starter back on defense, giving their four Top 100 defensive linemen time to acclimate. Urban Meyer implementing the offense. Braxton Miller with a year under his belt.
9. South Carolina: Solid class. 20 starters back. Marcus Lattimore healthy. Jadeveon Clowney moves closer to his potential – being the most dominant defensive player in the country.
10. Michigan: Greg Mattison and Brady Hoke did very well fashioning freshman and unheralded recruits into an effective defense. If they can perform a similar feat with the talent they brought in this class, look out. Schedule is still brutal.
11. Arkansas: On paper, this wasn’t the impact class one would expect from a purported title contender. DGB would have helped them after losing Adams and Wright.
12. Florida: No. 3 overall class from Coach Boom. Ten starters back from a No. 8 overall defense. At least one of last year’s quarterback recruits has to pan out? Right?
13. Michigan State: Who is going to be most adversely affected with both Brady Hoke and Urban Meyer on the warpath? Mark Dantonio. A lot coming back on defense, but they NEED wideout Aaron Burbirdge to contribute immediately.
14. Texas: Top-end talent as always. Second-year with both coordinators. Second year in a row with a five-star running back in Jonathan Gray.
15. Virginia Tech: They have a lot returning, but did nothing to assauge concerns about their four new offensive line starters.
16. Notre Dame: Class was underwhelming on paper, perhaps their worst since 2005. Like their defensive front with a year under the belts. Can they solve the turnover issue?
17. Clemson: A lot coming back, except on the lines, which will be an issue. Still concerned about the Dabo factor.
18. West Virginia: Holgo hit Florida hard, reeling in 12 recruits. Not sure what the impact will be next year. Second year under his offense (which looked scary in the Orange Bowl). Though, it’s the first year without Jeff Casteel.
19. Nebraska: Martinez and Burkhead return. Defense has to be better than last year. Okay class as they transition to a Big Ten recruiting orientation. Losing Andrus Peat hurts.
20. Stanford: Getting a top five class in the Pac 12 would have been a big deal a few years ago. Now, they have a top five class nationally. Landed four top 40 linemen (three offensive, one defense) over the final few days. Barry Sanders Jr. Losing Luck hurts, but if some of those kids can contribute immediately that’s talent Stanford has not yet had.
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February 2nd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
cant wait for barry sanders jr.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
LSU got a qb?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
16. Notre Dame: Class was underwhelming on paper, perhaps their worst since 2005
Losing a 4 star receiver at the last minute will do that.
/knows what that feels like now
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
I rememeber when they were ranked exactly this last preseason before they vomited all over themselves.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
I still don’t think this is true. I count 15.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
hey, my former season ticket seats are just above Les Miles’ middle finger in that top pic!
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
tall Dlineman scare me for some reason…like it’s too easy to lose leverage at that height.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Mettenberger.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Seriously?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Maybe you can use the money Serena Roberts kicked you for that post to upgrade the server.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Selena, Serena, Nien Nunb, whatever.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Looks like the new USA Today overlords didn’t buy enough mouse food to keep the servers powered.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
still got 4 WR in the class though and a stud RB from Texas. not to mention filling needs at LB and DE. it sucks not getting DGB, but I’ll get over it.
mouth breathers were practically having to get talked off the ledge of the tallest barn in state yesterday after he announced he was going to Mizzourah
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Seriously?
Is Tom somewhere going, “my bad. Go Blue”?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
hey it’s Billy Wagner! been a while buddy.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Les thinks he wasnt man enough for the job. Because Jordan Jefferson and his terrified look in the title game have set such a high standard.
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38366/video-les-miles-rips-gunner-kiel
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Keith Marshall, John Theus and kicker Marshall Morgan will all play huge roles next year. Todd Gurley could be another one. You’re right about the defense, though. Maybe Jordan Jenkins plays some, but they are loaded there so hopefully most will redshirt on the defensive side.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Yeah, I’m fucked now. Very limited streaming options left.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
They lose David, Dennard and Crick. I’m not sure it will be all that much better than last year. Nebraska looks like an 8-4 team in 2012.
They think Mettenberger will be a stud, but we’ll see.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
They just landed one of the best defensive classes I’ve seen in a while. Too bad for them Manuel is still their QB and they don’t have any RBs or WRs. Defense will be sick, though.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
How’s that fucking possible?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Where is this from? Travis Lewis, Ronnell Lewis, Ryan Broyles, Donald Stephenson, James Hanna, Frank Alexander and Jamell Flemming are all gone.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
no doubt helped by the fact they play in the conference that makes the big ten seem offensively competent.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Armstead needs to switch to tackle if wants to get paid. more than his Willie Lyles bonus, I mean.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
when Arnett gets the hardship waived, they will be fine.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Hey, ya bastards. My name’s Ted; I used to work for ESPN (wasn’t too good at my job, as you’d imagine) and did some work for TBL on the side. You can check me out now on Twitter @DaysWorkPodcast. (https://twitter.com/#!/daysworkpodcast). Just started it up out of boredom with the day job.
I’ll comment on here from time to time. Clearly I know very little, but maybe I can flame the boards a bit. Might rename myself Todd Gurley For Life down the road.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Good. I hope Michigan beats the fuck out of them this year.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Julius Peppers and Jason Taylor suck.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
No clue. They are so average at the offensive skill positions.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
like arnett’s going to waive his hardship in his twenty five hundred dollar suit…CMON.
/my favorite line of all time, i don’t care if it’s old as fuck
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
He realizes he’s a grown man shitting on a high school kid, right? College football coaches are the best
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Oklahoma math club.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
the pac-10 blog guy?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I know way too many guys named Ted that are complete tools.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
You must live under the Golden Gate bridge.
/cuz you’re a HUGE fuckin’ troll
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Meh, there are still plenty. I knew it was only a matter of time for that guy, still using a “.com” address.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Better Off Ted was a great show, get fucked ABC
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Go fuck yourself Ted.
And MSU still beats Meat-Chicken.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
The Georgia-South Carolina game is going to be badass next year. The ‘Cocks defensive line scares the shit out of me. The rest? Not as much.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
They will probably whip us in our place this coming season, I just had to say something disparaging against them. Sucks, because the Canes should have won in Doak this year, they floated that game away like a Jacory interception.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
fair enough…i guess i was just thinking of fat NT’s. also, i thought taylor was like 6’3″ not 6’6″.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Feel free to come on up to Columbia, I’ll be there.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
I’m giggling uncontrollably right now. It has to be from all the caffeine.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
bottom line, michigan still won’t be able to move the ball on MSU this year. the defense will be better, even with the loss of Worthy. fuck michigan, indeed. they will be a better team, but will actually have a worse record.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Dantonio already crying….
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
I’d love to, but with the child on the way, it looks like I can only do one game this year, and a bunch of us are going to rent a house in Athens for the Tennessee game.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
OH, OH, OH…MARKY’S CRYING.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Link fail. Oh well, it’s an article on detroitnews.com. Unethical to recruit committed kids, blah blah blah.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Another life ruined by children. smh.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
I’m going to use that as an open invitation for the Arkansas game as well.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Nice.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
The Ghost of BBOB!
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
This made me laugh earlier.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
also, i love how narduzzi got all pissy that urban was going after “already committed” recruits when michigan state did the same thing in november and december.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Agreed.
/team dogs
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:53 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Link fail. Oh well, it’s an article on detroitnews.com. Unethical to recruit committed kids, blah blah blah.The big guy in Wisconsin wasn’t too happy with st. urban yesterday either
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Which websites did he run?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I have mentioned it every time he posts it…I think we are up to this being the 3rd time.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
That should be a great game. South Carolina has some beastly games next year. Arkansas, LSU, Georgia, Florida and Clemson.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
it’s all posturing. fuck ohio state.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Finally. This is seriously a breath of fresh air.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
I don’t know if I’ll be there for that one, but if so, the invitation would certainly be there.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Who has a heart attack on the sidelines first? St. Urban or Dantonio?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
First Row and others.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
fuck your once in a decade streak of competency.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Firstrowsports
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
once in a decade? it’s been 40 years!
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Bitch Boy Bret Bielema can eat a dick. Urban’s a noble and just man.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
ooo…nebraska’s on probation too! you dirty dogs…top bunks’ ours.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
now THAT is funny.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Fuck North Texas.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
There’s no way Bielema doesn’t throw a punch at Urban in the next 3 years.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
fuck those dirty nuts.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
You misspelled Miami
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Recommended textbooks. Those kids might have learned more than they were required to. The horror!
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
and the next 40 years can’t come too…ACK!
/dantonio’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
he’ll call a timeout and give urban time to regroup.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
He’ll only have 3 years. Then Urban will retire again.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
which is why they got the bottom bunk.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
he’ll call a timeout and give urban time to regroup.
FUCK YOU
/it’s true though.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Yesterday, some Meeechigan fan called into a show and complained about Urban and that Hoke would never even try to recruit a committed player.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Whatever, we already know Urban goes around telling teenage boys he’s dreaming about them, and god, or some load of shit. He was new in town and had every right to contact whoever the hell he wants, screw Bielema and DAntonio.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
ooo…by then it’ll be stoops’ turn!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
After reading these comments, I am in no way ready for Urban Myer at Ohio State. Wow, most annoying fanbase in the galaxy.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
buncha snake oil salesmen.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
not really.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
/coop’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Dry your eyes, firstrowsports.eu is live, atdhenet.tv and there are others I am keeping to myself. The majority of this sites have mirrors and the second they are shut down a new one appears on a new domain name. All these arrest do is entice people who also want to make $13,000 from other people’s links. As I said on twitter it’s like trying to prevent a flood with your bare hands. I envision websites being replaced like burners in the wire.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
+1
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
After reading these comments, I am in no way ready for Urban Myer at Ohio State. Wow, most annoying fanbase in the galaxy.
I’m going to take great pleasure in them not living up to their lofty expectations.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
He’ll only have 3 years. Then Urban will retire again.
Urban’s Ohio family needs his time even more than the one he’s leaving in Florida
/Fogroller’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
so…business as usual?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
That’s still Michigan or Wisconsin.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
God…the Big 10 is so cute. These coaches would be murdered in the SEC.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Writing is on the wall for Bielema and Dantonio. Big Ten is going back to Ohio State, Michigan, and alot of crap. An occasional challenge from Nebraska, but that’s about it. I can’t wait for that pile of shit Bielema to get canned.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
urban meyer farted in my backswing.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Dating a Wisconsin alum and she’s got some GREAT Bielema stories. I had no idea that guy was such a lush before. Apparently used to get pulled over all the time driving hammered and they would let him go. He loves to creep on the co-eds at bars too. Just a weird guy.
I know. I know. He probably learned that while playing at Iowa… you might be right based on the last couple years of indiscretions we’ve had.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:04 PM
That’s still Michigan or Wisconsin.
Notre Dame. We were looking for Notre Dame.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:04 PM
I got this for you bro!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:04 PM
They really did get so much worse when he was hired. It fits though, as Urban himself is the most sanctimonious fraud in college football. Great coach, though.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Them too.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Urban is going to crush the B1G. It’s going to be scary. It’ll be like 2002-2007 all over again at Ohio State. I’m so glad my Alma Mater is on the other side of the divisions. Playing that team every year would just be putting an L on the schedule for that week most likely.
Just being realistic here. Ohio State is going to be really fucking good.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Apparently used to get pulled over all the time driving hammered and they would let him go. He loves to creep on the co-eds at bars too. Just a
weirdnormal guy given the extraordinary circumstance of coaching a large D-1 football programYou know, because what you stated there doesn’t seem as “weird” when you write it down like that
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
venables.
/drops mic
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
As a mostly quiet observer, I can’t stress enough how fucking on fire the majority of you have been today. I’ve been non stop laughing at my desk all day.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
I like how BBoB aka Ted reveals himself and no one gives a flying shit.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
wait, is that wrong?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
No bowl this year and Urban retires at some point in 2013 with health problems. I read Stewies story on him and he was completely fried from working 24 hours a day and he’s been there a month.
Not wishing ill on the guy, just how I see it playing out.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Dating a Wisconsin alum and she’s got some GREAT Bielema stories. I had no idea that guy was such a lush before. Apparently used to get pulled over all the time driving hammered and they would let him go. He loves to creep on the co-eds at bars too.
She’s not lying. I’ve heard from multiple people who used to work in athletic department that the dude’s a creep.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I can’t argue you with this.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
you can sleep when you’re dead.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
cant wait for barry sanders jr.
You know, every single time I have created that little fucker on NCAA 12 he has chosen Oklahoma. It’s at least 3 times
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I actually like the Urban Meyer shirt playing off the Oscar Meyer logo.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:09 PM
also, I can’t type a coherent sentence.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Doesn’t seem weird because it’s Wisconsin and drunk driving is like a badge of honor up there. The team was described two years ago as a 1976 Cadillac and the driver is drunk. Most Sconnie fans agreed with it. Booze and cruise is pretty acceptable up there.
Suppose it’s not out of the ordinary (i.e. Bob Huggins) but it’s still shady. I don’t think Kirk Ferentz has had an adult beverage since 1985. He’s as dull as a paper knife.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
/michigan man’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
If you type “.eu” instead of “.com” for FirstRow, then I think you’re still good….sucks the ICE people got him.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Doesn’t seem weird because it’s Wisconsin and drunk driving is like a badge of honor up there.
yes. we love our DUI’s.
/wanking motion
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Notre Dame retired the “annoying fanbase” award decades ago.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Can’t wait for Jabba The Hoke to eat himself into one of the Rascals. That will be glorious on the sidelines.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Cruisin’ Pops. That’s what they call beers in the UP.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I tell ya! I gotta plead ignorance here!
Yup… Bielema is TOTALLY the Costanza of the B1G. Ferentz is Lloyd Braun. Urban is Jerry. Hoke is Elaine. Dantonio is Newman. Pelini is Kramer (the version that ripped black people in a comedy club, of course).
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Barry Alvarez is also a notorious drunk, Bielema’s just keeping up the proud tradition of the program
Only assholes fail at it
/Heads back to liquor store
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I don’t think Kirk Ferentz has had an adult beverage since 1985.
Kirk “Sandusky” Ferentz
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Barry Alvarez is also a notorious drunk
You think when he gets drunk he refers to his alter-ego “Other Barry”?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Ha, Road Sodas here…and whoever’s in the backseat with the cooler on road trips gets dubbed the Cartender
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
i dunno…steelers. always steelers.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Hoke is Franklin Delano Romanowski or Fargas.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Awesome
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Dear NFL,
I watched the majority of the season illegally online. The only entity who could claim lost profit would be nearby sports bars. Fuck you old fucks. The lesson of Louis CK and Netflix is that no one has learned anything from Louis CK and Netflix. Provide an online streaming channel with reasonable fee and I will gladly play. You are over a barrel on this one you old cunts.
Fuck You Fucks
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
It was only for the plug. Nobody likes people who just come on here to plug their shit.
/Glares at mrejr
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Notre Dame retired the “annoying fanbase” award decades ago
/TBL’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Gator and bama fans share the award for fanbases that think their shit don’t stink. Good God.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
This is the difference. I can see how Notre Dame as a school and their “ways” can be very annoying. Their fans, though, are pretty realistic. Hopeful at this point, like Cubs fans. More than ready for the stomach punch.
Ohio State is the polar opposite: The majority of their fans are insufferable assbags, good season or bad.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I think Urban will last 5 years at Ohio State. Whether Big10′ers want to admit or not, the grind at OSU isn’t the same as it was at Florida because he’s not competing with Bama, LSU, UGA, Auburn, FSU, Miami, Clemson and South Carolina. He has the pick of the litter in slohio as Penn State is crumbling and he’ll wax Hoke’s ass on the recruiting trail. The job is stressful, but he doesn’t have to deal with Saban at OSU.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
It was road sodas in Iowa too. When we’d go back with my roommates to Des Moines, we’d drink the whole way down I-80. The first time I did that it was a total culture shock. Just a WTF moment. Case of Natty Light between 4 dudes and one of those small flasks of JD.
Yet another one of those how did we not get busted moments.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Honestly, I don’t think Ferentz is a pedo (reverse-Fogroller). He has to keep his head clear as he’s the head of a massive criminal empire that uses Iowa football as a very thinly disguised front
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Hoke stole Costanza’s Twix.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
It was only for the plug. Nobody likes people who just come on here to plug their shit.
There was a random guy who kept showing up in the comment section a couple of months ago solely to plug his blog, which I think was about sports and music. When people mocked him, he genuinely seemed hurt. It was enjoyable.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Notre Dame is back!
/every year since 1993
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Hey now. We get enough crap tossed our way. Don’t lump us in with you people.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I’m a Steelers fan, but this may be true. I have several friends that are Steelers fans who I refuse to talk about the Steelers with. They’re totally insane.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
The majority of their fans are insufferable assbags, good season or bad.
Right, but Notre Dame fans are insufferable assbags long before the discussion turns to football
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
shut up, hernia…if ND was relevant you’d realize how big of a hypocrite you are on this.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Kirk has been in human trafficking since before you were born. Shhhh. Don’t blow his cover. Those farmers need their illegal immigrants to detassle the fields and the athletic program needs money. Just let the circle of life continue on its way.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
It was a setup.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Who was the guy that made and broke the rules. That was spectacular.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
What do you mean, IF?
/Senator Jersey (R)
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
That’s the media, Brosephina. The fans are always braced for meltdown city.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
sure he does…they’ll be meeting in the next four NC games.
/because the SEC is dogshit outside of bama and LSU
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Just let the circle of life continue on its way.
I have no problem with it. I’m just pointing out that ethics isn’t part of the equation
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:21 PM
//Stands and applauds…
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Just let the circle of life continue on its way.
Is this Penn State’s Motto?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Notre Dame leprechaun can go die in a fiery car crash.
/All of them loaded up like a clown car except full of virgin retards
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
I see you’ve resorted to “shut up,” which means you’re typing comments with unreasonable force.
Tim 1, Spencer Dick 0.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
///sits down when elderly fan gets angry
////michigan fan’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Now you’re trying to steal MSU fans’ schtick
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
and i see you’re in full trolling mode, which means you must be bald.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
This. Went to the OSU / ND Fiesta Bowl a few years back. The sight of those ND fans walking thru the tailgate lot with their sweaters tied around their shoulders is something I will never forget. And not just the older ones. The absolute definition of the term “douche bags”.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Explain to me how “fighting Irish” is any less offensive than “fighting Sioux” If anything… it’s a more derogatory stereotype.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
I think Clemson has this on lockdown. Maybe even trademarked.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
and i see you’re in full trolling mode, which means you must be bald.
You’re about two comments away from being called a ‘fatty’.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Ohio State fans and players are the ones who pushed the “THE” shit. Therefore, they are the worst.
There is also substantial overlap with Cleveland Cavaliers fans who have a cheering section called “Loudville.”
Seriously, summers on the beach in Pittsburgh overlooking the new Drowned Fat Chick Sea, crisp winter walks on the sand burning one down, who isn’t down for that?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
/record skip
OH SHIT! Form a circle!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Explain to me how “fighting Irish” is any less offensive than “fighting Sioux” If anything… it’s a more derogatory stereotype.
The Irish weren’t systematically moved off their lands and killed off by the U.S. military?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
It’s actually been a good hair day.
But no, not trolling, it’s just became apparent how awful this Urban run is going to be for college football fans that don’t wear Eddie George jersey gowns.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM
meh…im skinny again so it won’t bother me.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM
There is also substantial overlap with Cleveland Cavaliers fans who have a cheering section called “Loudville.”
What’s so bad about that is that there is a team marketing employee who is genuinely proud of himself for coming up with it.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Explain to me how “fighting Irish” is any less offensive than “fighting Sioux” If anything… it’s a more derogatory stereotype.
You see, the thing is…
/chucks steaming hot mug of irish coffee at ATL’s head
//misses wildly like a throw from a Notre Dame QB
///hands in pockets, whistling, turned the opposite direction
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Yeah, it’s pathetic, man. But Jason has gone corporate and joined the Vinnie Mac stable from late 90s.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
I was at that game too, though thankfully I was the smart one who hung out with ASU chicks while you were studying dude fashion.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
The Irish weren’t systematically moved off their lands and killed off by the U.S. military?
I fail to see why this matters. If one stereotype is deemed offensive, the other should be. The Irish were discriminated against pretty harshly too. Not to the same degree, but it was still bad.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
OSU grad. Keeps coloring books in his bottom drawer next to the paste.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Speaking of alcoholic Native Americans, how is “Firewater Schnapps” still a brand?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:27 PM
congrats! likewise…
looking good, hernia! feeling good, cer dick!
oh you don’t know that…he could suck ass like rich rod and it’d be three years of fantastic times for you. look on the bright side!
/blocks out sun
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
We just spent $250,000,000 to house them out of the way in luxury boxes and suites.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
how is “Firewater Schnapps” still a brand?
Bigger question, why do I not keep that in my regular stock? Looks like Pimms is getting bumped from the lineup
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
I fail to see why this matters. If one stereotype is deemed offensive, the other should be. The Irish were discriminated against pretty harshly too. Not to the same degree, but it was still bad.
It was more a guess on my part.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 PM
oh so now this is wrong to do as well? fuck.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Speaking of alcoholic Native Americans, how is “Firewater Schnapps” still a brand?
Or Red Man for that matter.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Speaking as an Irishman I’m only offended that it’s Notre Dame that uses the moniker, not that it exists
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Fighting Irish came from the nickname Irish Brigade of the Union army during the Civil War, it’s not a stereotype. But by all means continue to guess.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I was hungover for 2 days after a night of drinking multiple shots of that shit back in college. Horrible.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Yeah, but “Redskins” is actually a derogatory term for Native Americans.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Yeah, I’m sure you had to beat them off with a stick. Clearly you are the one ND fan who’s an irresistible poon hound.
/in his own mind
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
the nickname of the*
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
how very nazi of yall.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:33 PM
They’re quite the jovial bunch. This cannot be denied.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Speaking of changes in what is acceptable as a brand, I enjoy seeing how much Aunt Jemima has changed over the years.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 PM
that picture of hoke looks like he’s ordering at a deli counter.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Ummmm…. This is the same campus that considers Yom Kippur a holiday.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Hernia, do me a solid and unmoderate me.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Hilarious.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Exactly dry campus bastards.
Like:
Notre Dame American Fat Asses Who Ruin Everything
Notre Dame Norwegian Reindeer Fuckers
Notre Dame Japaneses Dolphin Murderers
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:36 PM
He would if you were white.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:36 PM
who cares, just keep your fucking hands off my Red Man.
/spits
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Fighting Irish came from the nickname Irish Brigade of the Union army during the Civil War, it’s not a stereotype.
Angry Irishman is not a stereotype? That’s news to me.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Or I’ll just repost:
Speaking of changes in what is acceptable as a brand, I enjoy seeing how much Aunt Jemima has changed over the years.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 PM
can’t wait to see 8-4 UGA in the SEC champ game!
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 PM
came from the nickname Irish Brigade of the Union army
were they all dressed like leprochauns and fighting with their fists?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:38 PM
The middle link on commment 190 should have been this.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:38 PM
is there a good irish stereotype?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:39 PM
i wish my sails still had air…
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Gingers, drunks, violent, and hung like 4-year-olds. So no.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 PM
is there a good irish stereotype?
Yes.
NSFW
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:41 PM
ms you are seriously doing the lord’s work
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Yes. Highest casualty rate in the Union Army.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:41 PM
no good irish stereotypes, eh? I GUESS-A ILL JUST-A SPEAK-A LOUDLY AND MAKE-A THIS PIZZA-PIE AND STROKE MY MUSTACHE! MOZREL? GABAGOOL? WHATSAMATTA?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
I’ve got a buddy who is Irish and he is quite the angry asshole most of the time.
/SSS
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Angry Irishman is not a stereotype? That’s news to me.
If it were angry Irishman this would make sense. It the context of the civil war reference “fighting Irish” makes sense
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
“Take THAT, Mr. Jefferson Davis!”
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:44 PM
More like 11-1. The SEC was crap last year, no doubt about it. This year, however, SC and UGA will be much better than in 2011. They should be legit top-10 teams, unlike this year. LSU and Bama will be really, really good and Arkansas should be like UGA and SC. That’s 5 legit top-10 caliber teams. Add in Texas A&M, Florida, Mizzou and Auburn, and you have 9 pretty good teams. The bottom (Ole Miss and Kentucky) will be atrocious, but the middle class should be pretty solid.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Notre Dame Korean Degenerate Gamblers
Notre Dame Russians
Notre Dame Cambodian Glue Sniffers
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Yes. Highest casualty rate in the Union Army.
Actually I believe that it was the so-called Iron Brigade, which was made up mostly of Polish and German immigrants, which had the highest casualty rate for a unit of its size.
But I have heard the story before that Fighting Irish is a reference to the many majority Irish units in the Union Army during the war.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:45 PM
It the context of the civil war reference “fighting Irish” makes sense
Only assholes and notre dame alums know this though. And there is an angry irish stereotype. At best it’s confusing. At worst it’s at least equally offensive as the “fighting sioux” who were only fighting the assholes trying to take their land. Not some jackass at speakeasy in Boston.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:46 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Only assholes and notre dame alums know this though.
So having common sense makes you an asshole? Cuz its pretty much common sense that a group of men that are of one nationality fighting in a war may be called “fighting (insert nationality here)”
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:48 PM
I really seem to getting on your nerves today moleman. Let me make amends. Here: http://egotastic.com/photos/courtnie-quinlan-topless-in-loaded/courtnie-quinlan-topless-loaded-10/full-size/
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Actually I don’t think he had a middle name.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Cuz its pretty much common sense that a group of men that are of one nationality fighting in a war may be called “fighting (insert nationality here)”
So why is fighting sioux offensive then? Can’t have it both ways.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Notre Dame German Fecalphiliacs
Notre Dame French Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Notre Dame Chinese Children Sellers
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:51 PM
So why is fighting sioux offensive then? Can’t have it both ways.
Cant tell you the answer to that, I just know that Im Irish and I dont give a shit. And I can imagine if I were Sioux I wouldnt either. Bigger and better things to complain about. Like why Mike Woodson wasnt TBLs pick for 1/3 season Coach of The Year.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Notre Dame German Fecalphiliacs
I believe the correct term is Scatophages.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Just looked at their schedule. Richt should be fired if they lose 2 games. Love how they finish the year with Georgia Southern and Georgia Tech. Couldn’t squeeze one more community college in Georgia to FINISH the year with?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
at best, who gives a shit?
at worst, who gives a shit?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
They play Tech every year. Can’t knock that one. The other 3 OOC games are total crap though. They have three tough road games (Mizzou, SoCar, Auburn) and one tough neutral game (Florida). Win those 4, and it should be 12-0.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Notre Dame MS621 Blow Job Queens
Notre Dame Nicaraguan Drug Mules
Notre Dame Mexican Decapitated Bodies
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:56 PM
If enough Irish organizations flipped out about it, it would be offensive. There is a big debate among the Injun community as to whether the names were acceptable, and the activists have a louder voice and more money to make their point heard.
But if you cannot see the difference between white fans showing up in war paint and white dudes dressed as a leprechaun, I can’t help you.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:56 PM
at best, who gives a shit?
at worst, who gives a shit?
just pointing out a double standard. it’s not like i’m going to picket outside the next ND game. I don’t give a shit either.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Playing Tech every year under the guise of a “rivalry game” is a farce, but oh well. Once those things gets started, it’s tough to end it without looking like assholes. That is the worst SEC team schedule I’ve ever seen. They will absolutely play in the SEC Champ. game.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Notre Dame MS621 Blow Job Queens
Nah you don’t want one from me. I’ve never given one, so I’d probably be all teeth.
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:00 PM
You sound like a moron saying shit like this. That game is paramount to both schools and won’t be going anywhere. The boosters want it way too much.
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Notre Dame ATL Badger Toddler Holocaust
Notre Dame NDUB Chubby Chaser
Notre Dame The Big Lead Feel Free to Speculate
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:04 PM
what does playing Georgia Tech have to do with playing in the SECCG?
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:16 PM
There is no justification for having Arkansas behind Michigan. And I don’t think Florida State or Georgia is as good either, though they might end up having a better record.
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Also think MSU is too high. But they should have a marquee win getting to play Boise at home after they lose everybody
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:09 PM
david shaw will show the world he’s the second coming of jim lambright.