Cassanova McKinzy Picked Auburn Over Clemson Because of Chick-Fil-A
All, College Football, Food, Video February 2nd. 2012, 1:43pm
It’s hard for Cassanova McKinzy to do something more notable than being named “Cassanova McKinzy,” but he managed. The Rivals four-star linebacker mentioned the presence of a Chick Fil-A on campus as one of his deciding factors choosing Auburn over Clemson. As someone who looks forward to ordering take-out food days in advance, I can sympathize. To be fair to him, not liking the campus and the facilities being too disparate are legitimate concerns. Just try not to be so quotable. [H/T: Kegs N'Eggs]
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February 2nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Sounds reasonable.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Actually, I heard he picked it because Mena Suvari’s college was closer to Auburn.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I had serious reservations about my school when learning they had Pepsi in all the on-campus eateries during a visit…I get this
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
So THIS is why nobody comes to UMaine
/no Chic Fil A in the entire state
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:52 PM
do you do the pre-dining out menu reconnaissance too? that’s my favorite…spend 30 mins drooling over the menu, coming to a decision and then scrapping it and ordering off of gut instinct at the last minute.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Another racist Duffy post.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Chic fil a is so overrated. Soggy chicken sandwiches. Yippee
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I do the same exact thing.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Hope he’s not hungry on Sunday
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
But…they have cows…parachuting!
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
This is kinda amusing.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
SROD – Nats picked up Edwin Jackson on a one year deal. Pretty good signing if you ask me. Low risk, medium reward. Could be dealt at the deadline for future pieces.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Well, to be fair, Chik-Fil-A feels the same way about womens’ rights as do most male D1 athletes.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:59 PM
No wonder nobody likes you.
February 2nd, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I don’t understand their commercials.
These cows know how to parachute, how to create UFOs, how to make movies, how to sabotage skyscrapers, etc..
But they don’t know how to spell.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Ironically, Penn State spent signing day regretting their decision to open a campus In-N-Out Burger.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Chic fil a is so overrated. Soggy chicken sandwiches. Yippee
you’re just pathetic. There’s literally nothing you’re not absolutely wrong about.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I’ve never eaten chic-fil-a.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
That’s a great signing for them.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I’m a burger guy. Chick-fil-a is good though
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
They’re like McDonalds though. Apparently it takes an act of Congress for them to take the pickles off their damn sandwiches.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Go to the one by Watertower. Good eats. Check-in on FourSquare or @ mention them on the Twitter machine and you’ll probably end up with free stuff.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
I’ve never eaten chic-fil-a
/gives you generic piece of flavorless fried chicken
//pisses on your bun, calls it “pickle juice”
There. Now you have.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Still better than the “Jerry’s Big Boy” concept they were working on.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Okay, so look at the still-shot of the video above. It kinda looks like a small kid wearing a blow-up football helmet; like a cheap stocking stuffer sort of thing. Well when I hit play, the FUCKING HEAD ON THE KID STARTED SPINNING AROUND, a la Exorcist!!
too much coffee?? too much coffee…
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Considering your like little kids, I’ll trust your words with a grain of salt*
*actually, I don’t trust you at all. If you don’t like Chick-fil-A, you’re not a true ‘Murican.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
That requires me to head down to the loop. I made my one trip per month earlier this week. Lenny Kravitz at the Chicago Theatre. Good show.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Apparently it takes an act of Congress for them to take the pickles off their damn sandwiches.
do you ask at McDonalds? Because I don’t like those miserable little onions, and I tell them not to include them on my little mcdoubles, and I never have a problem.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
As someone who lived in a place having Chick-Fil-a growing up and who has to go to Jersey if I want one now, I disagree.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
This is better.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
That guy has been on like a million teams.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Soo if the SB coin toss is heads, I win a Papa Johns pizza, yeahhhh!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I pretty much loath fast food, but the one time I had Chick-fil-A, I found it to be tasty.
People in the south love that shit. The line wraps twice around an establishment here just about every day at meal time.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Considering your like little kids, I’ll trust your words with a grain of salt*
*actually, I don’t trust you at all. If you don’t like Chick-fil-A, you’re not a true ‘Murican.
Funny how all this talk is coming from people who live in places that don’t have them available.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
He’s a lightweight.
/Kenny Lofton
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
But they don’t know how to spell.
That’s because they’re Southern.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Apparently it’s only pickles. I think they must come already packaged in the bun.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
MLB’s version of buying a boat.
/stick tap to YYSA
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
i have it available and fucking love it, so there.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Their waffle fries are amazing, I don’t care what anyone says.
Two things though:
1) The real overrated fast food place is Backyard Burger, fuck that place.
2) Chik Fil A not being open Sundays is the worst, that’s the day I want it most if I’m hungover or baked watching cartoons. Said it before, if I had more money than God I do three things: 1) Kill Sid Bream. 2) Buy Chick Fil A and turn it into a place that is only open Sundays, employees only Iranian nationals, and makes them wear Bearenstain Bear pajamas as uniforms. 3) Heroin.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
I like the chicken tenders better, but the sandwiches are no joke.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
2) Buy Chick Fil A and turn it into a place that is only open Sundays, employees only Iranian nationals, and makes them wear Bearenstain Bear pajamas as uniforms.
Make sure they’re all gay too.
NTTAWWT.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
How does that work?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
If I HAVE to eat fast food, my first choice is always Taco Bell for some reason. I used to like Wendy’s but they have gone downhill fast since Dave died.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Said it before,
sweet jesus is this part ever true
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
For the record… I’m not saying it’s terrible, rotten food. I’m just saying for all the knob slurping people do over it, it’s just a chicken sandwich without much flavor on a (usually) soggy bun. I’ll take a chicken sandwich from Wendy’s over chic fil a any day.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Shut it, Cargill.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Now I want fast food.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
If I HAVE to eat fast food,
gun to your head? Gun to my head, I’d make them fly me to a place that had a Whataburger. That would give me time to talk my way out of it. Or at least I’d get a whataburger.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Taco Bell is still mainstay fast food for me when I’m drunk or hungover.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
navy seal training sounds fun.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Wendy’s has really upped their game in recent times.
…. Whitlock joke? I got nothing.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I would think a wall made of spiders would be easy to knock over.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
That’s a bannin for excessive words, spencer.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
For the record… I’m not saying it’s terrible, rotten food. I’m just saying for all the knob slurping people do over it, it’s just a chicken sandwich without much flavor on a (usually) soggy bun. I’ll take a chicken sandwich from Wendy’s over chic fil a any day.
were you a DB in high school? Because you sure can backpedal.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
fuck, i miss culvers.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I got winded simply reading that, Spencer.
Those dudes are real life super heroes.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I have lived five minutes from a Chick-Fil-A all of my life except for when I was in college in NYC. This point is bunk. CFA is awesome period.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
amazing.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
were you a DB in high school? Because you sure can backpedal.
are you my grandpa? because he uses this joke all the time.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Lately I have just driven home and eaten whatever I can scrounge up in 5 minutes rather than go eat that stuff.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
You didnt see that Peyton Manning commercial? I went online, voted heads. Whichever side got the most votes, which did turn out to be heads, if that is the outcome on sunday, everyone who voted gets a free pizza and a free pepsi max.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
one of these days, remind me to tell you guys my taco bell story. It takes at least a half hour to tell though, so not today
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
the followup is just as bad…
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Spencer- Put that on Wipeout
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Culvers rocks. There are some up north.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
That can’t be right.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
what’s wipeout?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Oh and don’t judge me for having Chipotle twice in a four day span last week. I’m still trying to cleanese my system.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
I suggest you sign up for their rewards program or you’re not getting that free pizza.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
There is seriously a Madonna press conference happening at the Super Bowl right now
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
That’s a TON of pizza and pop they’re giving out.
Sweet deal from my work right now – half off every online order with a code at checkout.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Yeah SC, I dont think they let you vote unless youre signed up for the rewards program.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
that show on ABC…
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Pop what? Pop music? Pop culture?
/wants to have the 1,000,000th soda debate in the history of this site
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Coop almost backed out of his PSU commitment when he heard there were chicks there.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Does Subway count as fast food? Then never mind. I get a tuna sub like once a week.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Never experience CFA until my 1st year of college in Kentucky, transferred back home, and havent had it since. It’s fucking terrible to know exactly what I’m missing; maybe it would’ve been better to never have eaten it at all.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
jesus, im a moron…yea, those fuckers would get killed doing that shit.
of course, there’s probably some japanese ninja game show contestant that’d finish that thing in two and a half minutes.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Is she making out with Vince Wilfork?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Is she using her British accent?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
One of my apartments in State College was in a building with a Subway on the ground floor. The building always smelled like bread. It was incredible. Got the veggie sub every day for dinner.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Ha ha. I get that all the time living in GA. It’s coke here. No matter if you order a Pepsi or Dr. Pepper. It’s still a coke. WTF.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I caught a piece of it but flipped channels. Guess I missed out.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
NHO Culvers until they opened one down the street. Thank God for ketchup because that burger was dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Pete Abraham @PeteAbe
“If he has one, I haven’t seen it.” said Madonna when asked if A-Rod had a painting of himself as a centaur.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
what’d your husband get?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
just spoke to Big Brain on Brett. he should be jumping in here to give you his real name.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
I’m kinda surprised about this from you. What’s on that? (please don’t reply with “veggies”)
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
That’s my go-to sandwich there, I get it 99% of the time. The 1% is the meatball sub.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
brutal!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
This was during my first weight loss kick years back. I always got every vegetable they had and some cheese, was basically just a salad and bread. Not the veggie patty thing, that shit is really unhealthy.
The next summer I switched to chicken teriyaki.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Really looking forward to this not actually happening and a subsequent meme to form.
/mobile site by Labor Day
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
If I knew I was getting out after only one enlistment, I would have tried out for Recon
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
im not sure that’s a great idea…
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Hey Brett, you can put to rest that this clown @GhostofBBob isn’t you.
Give everyone the handle of your podcast.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Need ketchup for the fries too as those are pretty flavorless…Culvers is okay (I’m a fan of the fish sandwich) but considering they make you wait longer than fast food one should expect the food to be better
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
oh man, you seen the surviving the cut on MARSOC? that tear gas shit would’ve been the end of me.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Lots of cucumbers because your mom liked the way it made his nut taste.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Our prayers have been answered!!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
just spoke to Big Brain on Brett. he should be jumping in here to give you his real name.
I am Spartacus?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
/munches asparagus
//your mom likes the way it makes my pee taste
///she’s into watersports, btw
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Why didn’t you just tell us in that comment?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Who the hell thought that was actually him?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Sup, ya filthy animals. I’ll “reveal” myself in a hot second.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
You know what sucks?
Zaxby’s.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Is Papa Johns any good? One just opened up about a quarter mile from home. Thinking about giving it a whirl. Any suggestions.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
WWOS did
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
suggestions? go elsewhere.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
And Selena Roberts readies a 5000 word article about the rape culture of bloggers!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Subway made all of their regular sandwiches $5 footlongs this month…for those of you who are…how do you say it…for those of you who like a deal.
/nods at CJ
//sponsored comment
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
My family is amazed at that when they come visit here and someone asks them “What kind of coke do you want?”
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Who the hell thought that was actually him?
WWoS did. But he’s working on curing cancer, so I’ll cut him some slack.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
This suddenly has become the worst thread ever…thanks for stopping by TBL
Of the cheap national chains it’s my favorite, the BBQ chicken one gets my support
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Papa Johns is the worst of the chain pizza places. Most bland sauce and worst dough.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Love Surviving the Cut, great show. Those guys all go through some crazy ass shit.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 PM
If you have to buy pizza from a chain, you could do much worse than Papa John’s.
/Team Local Pizza places
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Or you could have just wrote it there. There isn’t a 140-character max here.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Is Papa Johns any good? One just opened up about a quarter mile from home. Thinking about giving it a whirl. Any suggestions.
Good? Well, it’s better than Pizza Hut. I’ll let you decide where that ranks qualitatively for you.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Is Papa Johns rated as shitty? If so, then it’s properly rated.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
i wouldn’t last more than 15 minutes in one of those things…once the sand started chafing my entire body while running, id be ringing the shit out of that bell.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
This was like when Deep Throat was revealed, except no one ever gave a shit in the first place.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Papa Johns is decent, the garlic butter sauce is what puts it over the top
/and what gives you a muffin top
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
FUCK YEAH FEBRUANY. I had turkey and ham yesterday.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Papa Johns is the worst of the chain pizza places. Most bland sauce and worst dough.
Ketchup with some plastic-type stuff on top that they say is cheese.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I drove by an actual Pizza Hut restaurant last week. I stared at it like it was the yeti. I had no idea they were still in business.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Cowboy Mike – plenty of trolls.
Ted, it’s not polite to keep people waiting.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
THIS
/f fast food pizza
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
smarch > februany > rapril
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I do appreciate it. Awesome deal, eat one for lunch and one for dinner all for $5? Hell yeah.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
This was like when Deep Throat was revealed, except no one ever gave a shit in the first place.
The extent to which people give a shit about who BBoB is, is directly proportional to how much people simply wanted another way to mock him.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
IT’S TED DIBASE!!!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Or any of the underwater shit, oh fuck that. It’s like wrestling underwater and then having to reattach your breathing apparatus once you’re dead tired. No thanks.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Pizza Hut’s any large pizza carry out deal for ten bucks is actually solid, their white pizza with tons of shit on it is gold.
Yeah yeah yeah local pizza places. Sometimes I just don’t feel like paying 21 dollars for a large pizza with four toppings like I did last night.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Ted Turner!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Ted Danson?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I thought we were on the cheap meme and you had shed the fatty one? YOU’RE CONFUSING ME.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I stared at it like it was the yeti. I had no idea they were still in business.
They really started to get fucked over when everyone else started to make their pizza’s $10… I remember back in the day when a large pizza from pizza hut was like $23.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
doing a 50m swim completely underwater, going right up to the point of blackout is ridiculous. just ridiculous.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
5.99 for a large on mondays (take out)
/CJ’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Now that I think about it Ted Thompson did talk about getting his “flow on” after the Super Bowl last year…mystery solved
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Ghost of Ted Knight!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Ted William’s frozen head?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
It’s Ted Allen I bet. I hope he tells us what kind of person Alex Guarnaschelli is off camera.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Ha, I’m refering to the me of about 6 years ago, fresh out of college and eating Papa Johns every Friday night. I got a little chunky.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Damnit. I hit refresh and Dibiase, Turner and Danson are already taken.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I love shit like that. Or I did. Im probably not as salty as I once was. It would take a second to get my mojo back
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Marchibroda…has to be.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Ha, I’m refering to the me of about 6 years ago, fresh out of college and eating Papa Johns every Friday night. I got a little chunky.
Go on….
/Bsanders
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Is it possible if this guy is Ted Dibiase that he laughs maniacally.
Wait… it could be Ted Beneke from Breaking Bad.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Raising Cane’s* >>>> Chick Fil-A.
/now in Boston.
//drools
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
The best one? Easily the sniper school. The test where they have to cover themselves and then get like 800 yards thru a field and identify the target, and then fire a shot when the instructers are looking in their direction is pretty sick.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Papa Johns is pretty O.K. for a chain place although Jet’s Pizza is kicking their asses in many markets they compete in.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
im hoping it’s ted roosevelt, but i think he might be dead…can anyone confirm?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
I am now picturing Ted Allen scouring youtube for college football videos
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Sweet neck Ted.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Ted Mosby
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
im hoping it’s ted roosevelt, but i think he might be dead…can anyone confirm?
He’s alive and well actually.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
then they gotta get out too…and can’t leave anything behind, footprints, shell casings…and the fucking math that goes into sniping is un-fucking-believeable. corialis effect, wind, elevation, distance, bullet rotation/drop, holding off a target…just outrageous.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I don’t care about signings unless the recruits are using adorable puppies as props.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
christ almighty, that kid’s gotta be LOADED.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Ted Nolan on the prowl.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:39 PM
BBoB and Ted Kaczynski were both famous for bombing
/Takes a bow
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
What’s that? Recruits and cute puppies you say?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
This is like the Y2J debut
/for MREJR
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Awesome
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Ted Ruxspin?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:42 PM
christ almighty, that kid’s gotta be LOADED.
He has a little Joe Buck Smug in him.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Sniping was always what I wanted to do, but I just don’t have the steadiness for it. No way in hell I’d be able to pull off those shots.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Pretty obvious how this plays out. BBoB is “revealed”. Nobody gives has heard of him or gives a shit. TBL says, “I told you so.”. Everybody laughs at TBL for once again completely misunderstanding what we were talking about.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Of the fast pizza chains, I can handle Papa John’s. I like them because they put more than a tablespoon of tomato sause on their pizzas.
/glares at Domino’s
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:45 PM
ask for it
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
sniping sounds more awesome on paper than in reality…i dunno if it’d be the guilt from seeing the person i killed up close or the 8 hours of being completely motionless just to pull a trigger once, but it’s probably both.
also, wouldn’t wanna get caught being a sniper either.
cool fact…in vietnam regular infantry needed 200,000 bullets per NVA killed and 500,000 in the most recent wars in iraq and afghanistan while snipers needed 1.3 bullets per enemy killed. hooray efficiency!
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
So apparantly a ‘hot second’ is 20 minutes
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I’m down with that
And in spite of comment 172, Papa Murphy’s > Papa John’s
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:47 PM
He must be Mexican, that sounds like Mexican time.
/Don’t ban me, I have Mexican friends. It’s true.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Takes a while for TBL to log out as Admin and log back in as Ted.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I know I could handle the idle time, but I think I’d have a harder time with the up close killing aspect of it all. I know they’re bad people and enemies and all, but still…
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:49 PM
This.
And This.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
So apparantly a ‘hot second’ is 20 minutes
Takes a while for TBL to log out as Admin and log back in as Ted.
I swear to God that JMac is probably looking at all of this on his computer screen now and maniacally laughing while yelling out “Dance puppets! Dance!”
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
“Please there are ladies present.”
/Colonel Mustard
//never miss a chance for a Clue quote
///nods at dirt
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
yeah this asshole will be revealed on this page when its not even on the front page any more.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Ted, if your name is Theodore, why didn’t you ask to be called Theo? That seems way cooler than “Ted.”
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
dore > theo
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
I laughed, Spencer Dick.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Fuck Teddy, lets go….
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
For some reason, my uncle Ted is actually Edward. He cheated at making a nickname.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
chik fil a is competely awesome. the chicken is so tasty, and all the sauces kick ass. dont like the pickle? grow a sack and tell them to exclude it. then there is the nuggets. good god. want a healthier option? chargrill is so great with honey bbq sauce. got a hankerin’ for chik fila in the mo-nin? get a burrito stuffed with nuggets, or better yet, get a spicy chicken bisquit with egg and cheese and try to not get a boner. need to top it off with sugar? no problem, the have awesome milkshakes, cookies, and sundaes.
so chik fil a, overrated? go screw yourself.
/has boner with spicy chicken on the end of it
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Teddy, what’s “ya flow if ya drink?”
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Fuck that, like my stupid emo exboyfriend wanting to be called Topher.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
You’re a Kennedy?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
SG…had to make up for it after my dog story fell flat.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
SROD – Nats picked up Edwin Jackson on a one year deal. Pretty good signing if you ask me. Low risk, medium reward. Could be dealt at the deadline for future pieces.
Just woke up from a nap. Edwin Jackson is a good pickup. Still throws hard. Could be a good fit in the rotation. Has thrown a no-hitter. Has a ring. All in all, not bad.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
For some reason, my uncle Ted is actually Edward. He cheated at making a nickname.
Your uncle was Ted Kennedy?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Dammit Butters.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
is topher short for christopher?
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Wanting to be called “Topher” is almost as stupid as naming your baby Cassa-fucking-nova.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
I swear to God that JMac is probably looking at all of this on his computer screen now and maniacally laughing while yelling out “Dance puppets! Dance!”
Maybe he is wearing a cool smoking jacket with ascot, sipping on some cognac.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
You dated Topher Grace?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Jumbo Shrimp
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Not if we rebell against it
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
I know a guy who goes by “Thano.” His real name is Nathaniel. He’s kind of a douche.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
is topher short for christopher?
no. short for douchcraptopher.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
she dated topher, the pedophile from workaholics.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
/requests to be addressed as “cer dick”
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I know a guy who goes by “Thano.” His real name is Nathaniel. He’s kind of a douche.
Kind of a douche? No I’m afraid that makes him a full on douchecanoe.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Great you found a rare creature… how about you let it stay there instead of dragging it up to the surface and killing it? Assholes.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:03 PM
/requests to be addressed as “cer dick”
And I bet you’d want this to be your theme song.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I go by Chris. Fuck that faggot shit.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
And he graduated from Michigan. You’re right. Total douche.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I want to be called “Phanie”
wait a second…
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Need to know if it goes well with cocktail sauce…bet that things a bitch to de-turd
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
And he graduated from Michigan
could have just said this first
/pooka shells
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Sounds like a fat girl name.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
fish can’t die…they don’t have souls.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
SO MUCH CALIMARI!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Need to know if it goes well with cocktail sauce…bet that things a bitch to de-turd
I’m sure the ‘vein’ is the width of a No. 2 pencil.
/vomits
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Haha me too! Except ‘fany’. Tee hee.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
“Where’s the strangest place you’ve made whuppie?”
that’d be in the phanie, Bob
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
but just because a record has a groove don’t make it in the groove!
/fucking love stevie wonder
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
so…tiffany? have you been outed yet?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
I couldn’t eat one of those and I love shrimp.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Not Christobel?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
you clean out the poop with an ice cream scoop.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Cool gallery featuring eastern Europe and a Jack Russell terrier.
Apparently they’re getting thunderfucked by all the cold that is absent over here.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Our theme song will be the “Can’t trust a big butt and a smile” line of Bell Biv Davoe’s ‘Poison.’
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Long time ago.
Marinate that sonofabitch in some jerk or mango sauce and BOOM.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
This is what you’re missing by never going on twitter, Sir Dick.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? i feel like i don’t know any of you anymore.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Haha me too! Except ‘fany’. Tee hee.
so…tiffany? have you been outed yet?
She was outed awhile ago.
/TBL Fantasy Baseball League
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
/fucking love stevie wonder
saw him in concert 2 years ago. Fan fucking tastic.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
well shit.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
That’s pretty close to “Something in the way” by Nirvana.
“It’s okay to eat fish, ’cause they don’t have any feelings.”
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
“Water? Never cared for the stuff. Fish fuck in it.”
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
so this BBoB thing was a big circle-jerk?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
How would that be any different than everything else on this website?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Would you be surprised if it was?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
no.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I … I don’t think you know what a circle jerk is?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
In my defense… I am too new to have any idea who the hell he was, anyway. I also don’t know who Sparty is.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
WHAT HAPPENED?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I took the original comment by Ty_Webb to mean that it was a big circle jerk amongst JMac and some of the other TBL writers so they can watch us speculate and send up the comments and thus page hits.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
This makes me sad.
/RIP Sparty justice
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
server fucked a toddler.
/or however that meme goes
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Sparty is oskie. He jacks off on unconscious women.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
this place is hard to get to
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
don’t know who Sparty is.
He likes to ejaculate on drunk women while they’re passed out. And then flee the premises. Or something.
/what I’ve gathered.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Sparty Justice will never die.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Who the fuck is sparty?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 PM
I just learned something. You can load Hts site doubly fast via twitter on an iPad.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:40 PM
All I gather is that the only thing remotely interesting about BBoB is his identity, and when that comes out, we will lose interest after 2 minutes and BBoB will fade away from our memories like a crappy non-sensical blog post with a grand total 5 of comments, none about the post.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:40 PM
it’s actually “flee with penises.”
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
TBL commenter HOF. He was executed by TBL last year? 2010?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Maybe 2010. He was still here when I first started commenting, along with Irish and Lefty and TST, but they rapidly disappeared before I got to know who/what they each were.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I still dont know why Irish left. I always got the impression he was good buddies with TBL
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Same here. Although I’ve gotten to know TST and Lefty through my work at that other site.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I took the original comment by Ty_Webb to mean that it was a big circle jerk amongst JMac and some of the other TBL writers so they can watch us speculate and send up the comments and thus page hits.
this is correct
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Oskie: Who the fuck is sparty?
TBL commenter HOF. He was executed by TBL last year? 2010?
lol
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
I have actually wanted to spend more time at TVF the past couple years, but I was having trouble commenting, and the flow of the threads wasn’t “real-time” enough for me to feel like I was wasting time as efficiently as I wanted to.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Who the fuck is sparty?
TBL commenter HOF. He was executed by TBL last year? 2010?
That one seemed to fly over your head Texans.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
That changed for some reason. Nowadays, Jace calls Irish a “buffoon” on Twitter.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
those lazy bastards complain about having to work at their jobs.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Maybe 2010. He was still here when I first started commenting, along with Irish and Lefty and TST, but they rapidly disappeared before I got to know who/what they each were.
Irish I believe has a job that precludes him commenting during the day. Taguchi was banned by TBL despite having a “lifetime pass”, though JMac denies having banned him. Younglefty got fed up with TBL and has self-exiled.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:46 PM
walk me through it…by the numbers
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Ha, I get this feeling too
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
walk me through it…by the numbers
finkle is einhorn. einhorn is finkle.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
hint: he’s commented on this post.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
This.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Plus the EIC is a dick.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
I’m only a few more idioitic trolling Patriot/Belichick references from cutting down to only commenting on Lisk and Yardwork posts. For a while I refused to comment on any Duffy or McTibble posts, because I couldn’t stand to add so many ‘refreshes’ to their page views.
Also, when the page comes up with a new URL to go to your last comment, does that count as a separate hit?
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Maybe if you all went there and started commenting more often, this would happen.
/shameless promotion
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:51 PM
because I couldn’t stand to add so many ‘refreshes’ to their page views.
those don’t count as separate page views. it’s just the one from your IP. doesn’t matter how many times you refresh.
/i think
//hedge’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
yes they do.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
those don’t count as separate page views.
yes they do.
another commenter on here told me otherwise. he’s been wrong before though.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
my bankroll says otherwise.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I wonder how many regular commenters you would need to have the right “critical mass”. It’s awfully tough to reach that tipping point.
February 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
So vote with your dollars/clicks?
/finds a Lisk joint to hang out in
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
The trouble is that so many comment threads get derailed, and it’s usually the shitty posts that generate the most interesting off topic discussions.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
ya need to post about every half hour to keep them interested. and unless the site is your job, it ain’t happening.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:03 PM
HtH – I also think you need a critical flow of posts, or new topics of conversation as well. A single comment thread with news briefs along the side that show up as news comes in would be worthwhile. Duffy and McTibble add absolutely nothing to the ‘news’ they report, so why not let the commenters discuss/develop opinions. When it comes to the NFL, there are at least two dozen commenters whose opinions I respect and value more highly than McTibble’s. The rare (read: Lisk) post would be the exception, where he is actually producing news/concepts/ideas rather than reporting them.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Note: that would be awesome for commenters… not so much for a business model, where you need condensed posts to bring in readers. Not many people are interested in going through a comment thread to find out sports news.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
ya need to post about every half hour to keep them interested. and unless the site is your job, it ain’t happening.
Spencer doesn’t seem like he needs much light. Just lock him in a room with Tiger Woods 2009 playing on a loop in the corner and slide an occasional bag of bud under the door and I’m sure he could crank out 20 posts a day.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Catch 22 I guess. The reason I don’t go to TVF doesn’t really have anything to do with the posting frequency, but the commenting frequency.
I certainly don’t come here because of the posts, other than 2 or 3 a day (Roundup-enjoy the links and the resultant discussion, a numbers-based Lisk post, and perhaps one of Duffy’s). I’d rather go to a dive bar serving only Bud light where my buddies hang out than an empty one with a good beer selection.
/bad analogy’d
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:14 PM
i don’t like 20 different things enough to write 20 posts per day.
i could do 20 posts per day on golf tho…easy.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
And you seem like you could write about military things fairly well. So that’s like two sets of subject matter. The world is your oyster my lilliputian friend.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
yea, but id rather argue about bullshit and rank female celebrity asses instead.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I thought it was pretty good actually.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 PM
How do you really feel?
I never “got” the McTibble reference. Is that a reference to a character with whom I’m not familiar or just a funny name?
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:38 PM
I explained the McTibble thing yesterday… he was “TBL” and then “Jason McIntyre” so I was going to call him “McTBL” and just figured I’d go with McTibble as the phonetic version. So it’s just a name that I find funny, and is in no way derogatory, so I figure I’ll keep it and confuse everyone for a while.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Chick Fil-A has some pretty solid offerings. Salads are quite good.
Zaxby’s rocks the chicken fingers though. Always choice #1.
Other than a sausage mcmuffin w/o cheese, I haven’t been to a mcD’s in at least 4 years.
February 2nd, 2012 at 4:41 PM
LETS MAKE IT DEROGATORY.
mcgriddle.
DAMNIT!