Every Hit From “Dodgeball’ in 90 Relentless Seconds

Any clip that opens with Milton from “Office Space” is certainly worth a gander, particularly when said clip is followed by spliced footage of every single ball strike from the movie “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.”

Watching this jarring footage instantly brought back action-packed memories of playing Bombardment in gym class. Any kid who hasn’t fought the odds to experience being the last one standing in a chaotic game of Bombardment just doesn’t understand the feeling of true glory.

[via @Cartmaniak]

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29 Responses to “Every Hit From “Dodgeball’ in 90 Relentless Seconds”

PL StabbinKabin Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:03 PM

“You’re about as useful as poopy flavored lollipop”

“You’re like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob”

spencer096 Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:04 PM

“You’re like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob”

one of my favorite quotes ever.

kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:04 PM

nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

Roethlishotdog Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:05 PM

Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge

Mantis Toboggan Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:06 PM

Dodgeball was banned in high school, but the gym teaches didn’t give a shit and used “basic maneuvering” for it’s code name

cleet Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:07 PM

“Ball me Blazer.”

PL StabbinKabin Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:08 PM

“Put it on high, I WANNA BURN!”

kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:08 PM

Dodgeball was banned in high school, but the gym teaches didn’t give a shit and used “basic maneuvering” for it’s code name

luckily we didn’t have any of those bannings in high school, but we also played murderball, which is probably similar to bombardment and we played a really crazy version of kickball in the gym that combined the basics of dodgeball and kickball.

BFFredo Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:09 PM

Dodgeball: underrated and gave us the Ocho.

“my own personal fitness consiglieri, Michel”

/loved playing Dodgeball
//was often the last kid standing
//flexes HARD!

Mantis Toboggan Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:09 PM

“He doesn’t have any balls Cotton.”

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:09 PM

I think my favorite moment in that movie is when the guy has no idea who Pirate Steve is.

Geeezeus Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:13 PM

“Cram it up your cramhole”.

cleet Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:14 PM

“You had me at blood and semen.”

phillymantis915 Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Thank you Chuck Norris…

Jay V of Considerable Flatulence Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:16 PM

I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

johndewar Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:19 PM

“You’re in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century… by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today.”

Badger Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:20 PM

Pepper needs new shorts!

Babar 2.0 Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:21 PM

“Thanks, and I can put on Dodgeball, and he’s gonna laugh for an hour and 32 minutes, you know, escape reality for a while, but what happens when the film finishes? Back to reality. Still an orphan. Still living with fear. How do I help him? Put on Dodgeball again? Sure, he’s gonna laugh again. He’ll see things he didn’t see the first time, it’s layered, it was made like that. But, this can’t go on indefinitely. All right, at a certain point, you know, after the fifth, sixth, seventh viewing, he’s … still laughing, but it’s not getting to the root of the problem. OK? How do I help him?”

/Ben does great cameos

vezina Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:25 PM

i have a dodgeball shirt that’s too small for me but we got it in a white elephant uh ceremony? and i couldn;t pass up the serendipity of it. i wear it to work out sometimes. gun and gut show

average joe’s ftw

Gerard Portmanteau Says:
January 31st, 2012 at 4:26 PM