Onion Bag: Jose Mourinho Leaving Real Madrid? WPS Cancels 2012 Season
Real Madrid cruised to a 3-1 win over Real Zaragoza. Barcelona drew 0-0 with Villarreal falling seven points behind. The Castilian lead is now commanding and, at the rate those clubs drop points, almost unassailable. This weekend was a sea change in what, on paper, is the most important competition, yet the overall picture has made it an afterthought.
The news came during the same week Barcelona eliminated Real Madrid in the Copa Del Rey, the latest in the seemingly endless series of clasicos. The tournament does not matter, but the loss does, and rumors, almost certainly emanating from Mourinho’s camp, suggest the disillusioned manager will leave this summer for England. It seems the Portuguese is finally grasping the paradox of the Real Madrid job: you can’t win there.
Real Madrid is soccer’s most glamorous job. You enter the transfer market like Liz Taylor entered a jewelry store. Want Cristiano Ronaldo? You can pay enough to make even Alex Ferguson kiss the ring. The trouble is the expectation: absolute perfection. You have to beat Barcelona and not just win multiple trophies but do so with the proper amount of style. You must use the right players, ones that make the current politician on top of the pile (and not his predecessor) look brilliant. That’s not to mention managing the sport’s most delicate egos.
The task is impossible, and it is no wonder Real Madrid has had 22 managerial changes since 1991. Fabio Capello was fired twice, ten years apart, after winning the league. The only manager who has survived longer than two full seasons in that stretch is Vicente Del Bosque, who won the Champions League twice. Most of those managers did not have to face Barcelona led by Lionel Messi.
Spanish soccer has two clubs right now. The competition exists between them. Even if Mourinho wins the title, it’s a sour solace if they don’t beat Barcelona in the next meeting. Even if his players accomplish that, Mourinho could still soil it all by losing to Barcelona in the Champions League. Even if he wins the whole lot, he’ll get criticized by some about his tactics. The “Special” experiment may end this summer and, quite conceivably, not at Mourinho’s behest.
The Proposal: Liverpool purportedly offered Manchester City a straight-up swap of Andy Carroll for Carlos Tevez. Umm…can’t fault them for trying? Liverpool’s reported $40 million valuation of Carroll (12 months after buying him for $55 million) roughly equates Manchester City’s asking price for Tevez. The trouble is everyone else’s evaluation of Carroll is much, much lower. Newcastle declined the chance to take Carroll back for $31 million. We’d be surprised if he got $15 million on the open market. You don’t buy houses for three times the value at the height of the market. Same rules apply for strikers.
Speaking of Tevez, the Argentine will be bracing for another few months of lucrative exile, as a loan deal to AC Milan has fallen through. May we all receive $311,000 per week, on condition that we not show up, under any circumstances, to work.
Real Americans. Clint Dempsey has earned the recent plaudits, but on Friday it was Landon Donovan who took the torch for U.S. Soccer. The MLS star assisted both goals in Everton’s 2-1 win over Dempsey’s Fulham in the FA Cup. Dynamic in his brief loan spurts, it would be interesting to see how Donovan would fare over an entire season.
WPS we hardly knew ye, seriously. Women’s Professional Soccer is closing shop for 2012, amidst a legal dispute with magicJack owner Dan Borislow, and hoping to reopen in 2013. The league had already been reeling beforehand, struggling with operating costs and reliant on U.S. Soccer for a dispensation to operate with just five teams. The loss of the season could douse what few remaining flames their were, sending it the way of WUSA. We would point to this and the USWNT’s 38-0 romp through CONCACAF qualifying to suggest FIFA consider a restructuring of women’s soccer.
Few countries, unfortunately, devote adequate resources. There’s an intractable gulf between the elite level and the next step down. Consolidated tournaments, such as the World Cup, work, but whenever that talent is dispersed, the competition becomes significantly less compelling. However noble the intentions, the model is failing. If women’s soccer is to be something more than a political statement and achieve self-sufficiency, FIFA should progress beyond the mere aping of men’s soccer to a format that sells the sport in a better light. There may not be enough women’s talent yet to support disparate, domestic club leagues, but, surely, there are ways to get the world’s top national sides playing more often. More frequent World Cups might be a good place to start.
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January 30th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
My guess would be that Mourinho would go to City depending on how Mancini guides them the rest of the year. No other team would fit into the way he runs the team (lots of $$ for players) beside Chelsea but I doubt Roman would take him back.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
I was all set to say that this isn’t true because you can’t strike it with any power…but this video proved otherwise. 20 yards out is impressive.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Women’s Professional Soccer is closing shop for 2012, amidst a legal dispute with magicJack owner Dan Borislow, and hoping to reopen in 2013.
I’m going tip step gingerly out on a limb here and say that they won’t be back in 2013.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
The WPS could be back if the Women’s team wins the gold at the olympics.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
I’m with Ricochet Mike Sauce, or whatever his name is, it’s time for america to stop pretending there’s any interest in women’s professional sports outside of tennis and beach volleyball.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
Would a semi-pro league work for womens soccer? Two folding leagues later, to continue with same business model seems rather asinine.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
I saw someone tweet that WUSA chose not to work with MLS back in 2003. Never heard that before, but not sure what MLS would be able to do to get more people interested.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
WPS’ problem is that the market for women’s soccer outside of the Olympics/WC is limited. No amount of money thrown at it can make a change. You need more than the little girls and parents who follow soccer to make it as a viable, self-sustaining sports league (or get a sugar daddy a la David Stern’s support of flailing WNBA).
As for Mourinho…this was the ONLY way it was going to end. He is a tremendous ego and a gigantic ass. HOWEVA, the egos in charge of Real are just as big and just as ass-tastic and they have major connections with every media outlet that matters in Madrid and in Spain. They can turn the pressure on or off and make anyone look either heroic or foolish.
They ain’t going nowhere. Mourinho will though. I don’t know if to City though. He might take a year off and see what comes available.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
I’m with Ricochet Mike Sauce, or whatever his name is,
Just call him Mole Sauce. That’s good enough.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
I only say City because every other top 6 team seems to be set in regards to their managers. Of course with billionaires involved you never know what will happen. Maybe he will take control of PSG or Malaga if they pay him enough
January 30th, 2012 at 6:13 PM
City. Without a doubt.
January 30th, 2012 at 7:09 PM
How would we know?
January 30th, 2012 at 7:39 PM
Tevez hasn’t been paid since November.
January 31st, 2012 at 12:04 AM
that was a heel strike
January 31st, 2012 at 12:10 AM
i see…scorpion kick means heel strike