Georgia Board of Regents’ Illegal Immigrant Policy Costs Bulldogs an Offensive Line Recruit
Georgia’s State Board of Regents were hoisted by their own petard. The Board enacted a resolution to protect the state’s fair public education system from illegal immigrants. Targeting the true mountebanks (Canadians overstaying their visas), they didn’t anticipate an illegal immigrant might be an offensive line prospect committed to Georgia, according to the AJC.
The policy, which failed as a bill in the Georgia House and Senate and was condemned by both UGA students and faculty with the latter referring to it as “a step toward resegregation,” states that Georgia institutions cannot accept an illegal immigrant, if they have rejected an academically qualified Georgian.
Chester Brown, a 6’5” 340-lb guard from Hinesville, Georgia, committed to the Bulldogs last July. The trouble is it’s not clear which Samoa he’s from. His parents are Samoan Samoans, but say he was born in American Samoa, making him an American citizen. They have not provided documentation to prove it. Had he been clearly Samoan Samoan, Brown could have applied for a student visa and been eligible to play.
Brown was forced to withdraw his commitment, and committed to UCF on Sunday. According to State Senator and policy proponent Don Balfour, “Never in a million years did any of us think this would affect a football team.” Really, how many Canadians does Mark Richt recruit? [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
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January 30th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
This sucks not so much because UGA loses a recruit (they’ll get another one) but because this kid was so classy throughout the process. I hope he does well wherever he lands (the UCF thing was denied by him and his family).
January 30th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
More ready made excuses for Richt.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Unintended consequences.
Targeting the true mountebanks (Canadians overstaying their visas)
This is a problem? I didn’t know.
What do Canadians call Yanks who overstay their visas?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Yeah…not landing the unheralded 3-star recruit that no one else offered will really be what keeps the wolves at bay.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
based on the criminal records of UGA players, I’m guessing not a lot.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
What do Canadians call Yanks who overstay their visas?
Draft dodgers
January 30th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
guests?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Not sure if this was in jest or not, but this bill was all about keeping Mexicans as far away from paid tuition as possible.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
it’s pronounced pee-tard
not pah-tard
/hangover’d
January 30th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Georgia doesn’t have a hockey team as best I can tell.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Randy Quaid.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
What do Canadians call Yanks who overstay their visas?
Illegals.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
This was 100 percent in jest.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
all i needed to start the hijack.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
That’s what I figured.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Dang, youse guys are swift. Swift, I say.
And, frankly, I thought all Samoans were American Samoans.
/the more you know’d
January 30th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What’s the …. gonna do? He’s Samoan
January 30th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
This was 100 percent in jest.
That’s what I figured.
i got no problem letting youse know i have no idea what mountebank means. damn, the humor i’m missing out on!
January 30th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
He’s Samoan
is he throwin?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
I love a good thesaurus as much as the next guy, but sheesh
January 30th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
have you ever poured a shot of diet coke into a glass of regular coke? you can’t tell the difference. you pour a diet american into our bubbling cauldron of ethnic diversity and all around awesomeness at everything we touch, and nobody’s the wiser.
/america…the midas of nations
//ignores last part of midas story
January 30th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
the midas story involves a great deal on tires!
January 30th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
The part where he fixes the muffler?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
I’ll have to test that theory.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
What if they were from Georgia the country?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
What do Canadians call Yanks who overstay their visas?
Alec Baldwin.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Wow, it’s like “afternoon standup” has broke out in this joint. Buncha freakin’ comics up in here. I love it.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES EVERYONE…WE GOT A FUCKING BITCH TO KILL.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Coke Zero is terrible, does not taste like Coke and I firmly believe those two guys from the commercials should be publicly castrated for convincing me otherwise. WHO’S WITH ME!?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
What if they were from Georgia the country?
Wouldn’t shock me at all if Georgia politicians didn’t know that such a country existed. We have to have the dumbest collection of idiots running shit down here.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Is this Samoa going to have his parent Tagalong as he Do-Si-Dos to Central Florida?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Best of luck to Chester Brown wherever he ends up. Unless it’s any team in the SEC West not named Arkansas. Or any team in Ohio. Cause fuck Ohio.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES EVERYONE…WE GOT A FUCKING BITCH TO KILL.
Wow. I’m certainly not laughing over this. Sad and wasteful, all at once. Did the guy not realize he had options? No friend pulled him over and suggested “let’s think about this”?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
sigh. it tastes more like Coke than Diet Coke does. it does its job.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Coke Zero is the only Coke product I like – I typically have a Vanilla Coke Zero every day at lunch.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
And Tennessee just lost one of their best recruits to Texas. Such a shame.
/not a shame at all
January 30th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Dropped the thesaurus for your book of idioms I see?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I would make a joke about Coke Zero having zero taste, but that would be disrespectful to things with zero taste. Coke Zero blows and dare I say that SC gets it.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I hate Diet Coke, yet I can tolerate Coke Zero.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Never met a slim man named Chester. This is a big boy.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
So that asshole killed his dog because of his apartments policy? Fuck him
January 30th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
puh-lease. this is my House representation.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Is this Samoa going to have his parent Tagalong as he Do-Si-Dos to Central Florida?
OK, I’m laughing again. And, I’m hungry. Isn’t it Girl Scout cookie season next month?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
great. we’ve got a nucelar reactor shutdown in illinois. power’s out, radiactive steam leaking. low level radiation, within govgt. guidelines
BUT STILL!
January 30th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
But have you ever poured a shot of Vanilla coke into a glass of Coke? Its disgusting and ruins the whole Coke.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
obviously you’ve never seen airheads.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Samoan Samoans sounds funny. It reminds me of Stormy on Sealab identifying one Debbie by calling her Black Debbie but thinking it would be weird to call the white Debbie “White Debbie.”
January 30th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
great. we’ve got a nucelar reactor shutdown in illinois. power’s out, radiactive steam leaking. low level radiation, within govgt. guidelines
You gonna stand near, so you can gain mutant superpowers?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Bachmann is from Minnesota.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
same here. diet coke tastes like straight artificial sweetener.
/team Sprite
January 30th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
no…why the fuck would i drink vanilla coke in the first place?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
how in the fuck do you get employment as a writer?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Fuck diet coke. Tastes like coke with pennies in it.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
so you can gain mutant superpowers?
you mean add?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
no way…diet coke tastes like coke with plastic where the calories should be.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Boom. Fist bump. This guy gets it.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
WHEN HIS POWERS COMBINE, ; BECOMES :!!!!!
January 30th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
engage or not engage?
i’m eating instead
January 30th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
it would be awesome to get paid for commenting tho
January 30th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
This one is going on your HoF plaque, Spence.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Sprite Zero is good. The new Dr. Pepper 10 calorie one is good as well, though those ads are weird as hell.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Cherry coke or GTFO
January 30th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Because you’re out of Code Red.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Figured you for a Sierra Mist guy. You know, cause you’re white.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
but what cap does he wear?
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Infertile.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
so you can gain mutant superpowers?
you mean add?
I guess so, dude. Carry on with your bad self.
WHEN HIS POWERS COMBINE, ; BECOMES :!!!!!
Had to read it twice……oh, NOW I get it.
/tee hee again
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
A presumably famous at least within the soap opera community guy couldn’t find someone to take his dog? Fuck him.
Still, I blame it on Hurricane Irene not doing us all a favor.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Vanilla Barq’s is good stuff.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Georgia is tough on immigration. The law passed last year either scared off or rounded up so many illegals that they state lost billions of dollars in crops because farmers had no one to pick or harvest them.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Infertile.
thank god
/brood’d
January 30th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
im sorry, we were looking for “when your gourd of yerba mate is empty.”
/im a real jahmerican…these colors don’t run
January 30th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
we’ve got a nucelar reactor shutdown in illinois. power’s out, radiactive steam leaking
how in the fuck do you get employment as a writer?
Ha!
January 30th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Lemmy is God.
Whoever that chick is that played the girlfriend was smoking.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
fuck marilyn fireman for a) being a frosty cunt with an awesome name like that and b) being a frosty cunt.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
I think our office dog ate something rotten. Not even a dog fart should smell like this.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
/Team Vernors
January 30th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
This is all true and hilarious as the law of unexpected consequences almost always wins out. All of the farmers in South Ga had to watch their crops literally rot as they couldn’t find Americans to handle the brutal labor. But yeah, Americans will TOTALLY do those jobs that Mexicans are stealing.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
All you coke fans can go eat a veiny hot dog.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Coke Zero is terrible, does not taste like Coke and I firmly believe those two guys from the commercials should be publicly castrated for convincing me otherwise. WHO’S WITH ME!?
I agree that it does not taste like regular Coke. But it’s 1,000,000 times better than Diet Coke. So I’m ok with it.
January 30th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
I’ve been writing a story about a dogcatcher/animal control officer and all the nonsense he sees. I’ve read some CRAZY accounts of stuff en route. This story is sad but on target with a bunch of crap I read in research.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
on pincs and needles waiting for phil emery presser
January 30th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Pepsi sucks
January 30th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
i blame this on arnold schwarzenegger not doing a good enough job impressing the importance of physical fitness on the american population in the early 90′s. if only we had a giant american womanizer we wouldn’t have had to rely on shoddy austrian manufacturing.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
pepsi has more sugar than coke.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
When I read “petard” I think of the Family Guy episode “Petarded.”
January 30th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
“Fuck you, you high end cunt.”
January 30th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
how can we when you pepsi fans and your horrible, unsophisticated palates are bojacking all the veiny hot dogs?
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Like drug lords, for example.
/nods at Spence
//listening to DLR solo stuff right now, telling myself Spence is an asshole
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Husker, you got it. We got so many ‘Mericans out of work, but most don’t want to do “work”, as in “sweat-your-balls-off work”.
Hard to look cool at da club after a day of picking produce.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Remember Crystal Pepsi?
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
fuck soda and its teeth-eating fat-making bubbly goodness
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
It definitely tastes sweeter.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I would feel worse for you if I didn’t have a dog at home that has had the shits for a week now. he woke me up at 2:30 last night with a dog fart that brought tears to my eyes.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
whoa there…i love skyscraper.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I think they could have got some unemployed Georgians to do those jobs if they didn’t pay minimum wage. The farmers hands are tied when it comes to wages.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Husker, you got it. We got so many ‘Mericans out of work, but most don’t want to do “work”, as in “sweat-your-balls-off work”.
Hard to look cool at da club after a day of picking produce.
what’s the breakdown urban/rural on unemployed? if city folks have to move to the country to work in the fields, that’s a big impediment, more than laziness
January 30th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I think our office dog ate something rotten. Not even a dog fart should smell like this.
Can’t say I’ve ever smelt a dog fart. Can’t say I’m looking forward to it down the road, either.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
to be fair, our youth is convinced they need that college education to get the job of their dreams. why would they have gone to college to pick crops with a degree?
/blames the education system
January 30th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Exactly. They can’t make a profit (at all) if they pay higher wages, and Americans won’t do the work for minimum wage. You can work at Burger King and make more money.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
The farmers hands are tied when it comes to wages.
why, their business model? or what they are used to margin-wise?
January 30th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Education is the next bubble to burst.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
i see that hd
January 30th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
7-up and good ginger ale > Sprite and such
Better for mixology.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
DLR solo stuff
it is crap, but it gave me a great halloween costume in college, the tribesman on one of his covers
January 30th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
vezina, I have seen anecdotal stuff on young folk leaving agrarian communities to seek fortune in the big cities.
I zeroed in on the “folk out of work” and “jobs going undone” parts. Yeah, most young folk wouldn’t want to leave a city for Hooterville. But, those same folk are still out of work.
Is some job better than no job, or is it “people doing whatever they want, the heck with what seems prudent”?
January 30th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
It has an unmistakeable, distinct smell. It’s funny when you have a room full of people and you get a whiff and everyone immediately turns to the dog, who just looks at you like he knows he did something wrong.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
you know what’s good for mixology? ice
January 30th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Because deregulation has allowed for a few very large corporations to control the entire farm system in this country, and so they can fucks wit whatever wages they want to provide the farmers. See: Food, Inc.
No profit = no fun for farmers and their big bosses.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
and the dog is usually smiling.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Is some job better than no job, or is it “people doing whatever they want, the heck with what seems prudent”?
i ain’t arguing that, just saying it may not be worth moving, especially a family, for min wage work
January 30th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
And they want to come over to you and hang out.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
this made me lol on myself for some reason.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Crystal Gravy > Crystal Pepsi
Right Now. It Means Everything.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Even dogs know farts are funny.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
well, that and im pretty sure it’s a universally accepted fact that everyone enjoys their own brand.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
spencer, I hear ya. I benefitted from the older model (go-to-high-school, go-to-college). I see that model isn’t for everyone today. I just hate to see crops go to waste.
Here in the Spgs, I have friends who volunteer at the Salvation Army, feeding the homeless. The foodstuffs used are donated from companies or individuals. We could feed even more folk with what this country wastes or throws away, due to inefficiency.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
hey miz congrats. sleepin ok?
January 30th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
…everyone immediately turns to the dog, who just looks at you like he knows he did something wrong.
One of the many reasons I love dogs. They know. Oh yes, they know.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
i was just assigned to handle these high net worth cases for families that own these massive farms ($10+mm net worth…estate driven) and what they get in terms of subsidies to NOT grow is straight up incomprehensible, and even worse, they’re giving money to brazil. BRAZIL!
“hey i know we could feed the entire world off of the corn grown in iowa alone, but we’d rather pay you not to do that shit. why? i really don’t know…i just do what they tell me.”
January 30th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
fuck soda and its teeth-eating fat-making bubbly goodness
this too made me laugh.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
thanks, vez. I’m sleeping great…in two hour blocks.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
spencer, something else that makes me wanna scream.
/screams
January 30th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
“hey i know we could feed the entire world off of the corn grown in iowa alone, but we’d rather pay you not to do that shit. why? i really don’t know…i just do what they tell me.”
do the Ethanol Boogie!
January 30th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
and the Subsidy Slide!
January 30th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Spencer I know where you are coming from, but I believe a lot of those subsidies are for soil protection and conservation, so it’s not like they are always doing it for no reason except to drive the price up, which is also likely another reason for doing it.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
emery is straight up flinging the meatball bullshit
January 30th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
for the rest of your life. you had a girl.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
i ain’t arguing that, just saying it may not be worth moving, especially a family, for min wage work
/sarcasm light, on and flashing – CHECK
“That’s why sharecropping was fun – dad, mom and the kids, walking up and down each row, picking crops together. What a bonding event.”
/sarcasm light, switched to off – CHECK
January 30th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
thanks, vez. I’m sleeping great…in two hour blocks.
Miz, forgive my overt eavesdropping, but congrats to you on the new birth.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
guess my announcement got lost in the mail. congrats bro.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
that’s a bit much oskie. i got girls of 5 and 6, and they;re little trouble….now. cannot imagine having three (5 yo boy) going through puberty at the same time, not to mention driving, dating
January 30th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
i feel like with today’s scientific advancement, there’d be AN EFFICIENT AND LOGICAL way to figure this out that doesn’t involve setting billions of dollars on fire each year.
despite only 0.01% of americans working full time on farms $60mm is spent on lobbying for the agricultural sector and even though we’ve seen record farm profits, subsidies continue to increase.
makes no sense.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
sorry miz, i thought i was late. didn;t mean to tj
January 30th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Right. We could pump out more crops but it’d be irresponsible use of the aquifer below the Great Plains. That water isn’t used at a neutral rate. At some point this will become a huge issue.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
oh I agree. and I don’t know much about subsidies, but I would guess that a lot of them go to the huge farms (corporations) that are already incredibly wealthy and the small family farms who struggle to keep the lights on barely get shit.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
earl butz…cocksucker.
encouraged these types of megafarms to pop up and was the sec of agriculture when food prices were high enough to get poeple pissed off.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
7-up and good ginger ale > Sprite
This.
January 30th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
If you want to be all correct and all, the line is actually “hoist with his own petard.”
January 30th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Are you eventually going to take him to the vet? Or are you just going to let him die of dehydration?
January 30th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I have one kid attending a public university in GA. I have two more that will likely do the same.
I’m not terribly upset with the idea that I won’t have to subsidize the educational advancement of someone who has not followed the rules of citizenship. Not saying it’s completely just or right, and I know the repercussions of not giving everyone the opportunity.
There are likely just as many chicken farms in Miss and Ark as there are in GA.
/hides behind barricade
January 30th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
On the Coke Zero/Diet Coke issue: I prefer DC to CZ but I take Cherry CZ over either.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
I took him to the vet last wednesday and they gave me some medicine that is supposed to move through whatever he has in him (they think he ate something outside) and then to give him ammodium if it keeps up. I gave him the immodium and he didn’t shit in the house for 2 days, until yesterday.
January 30th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
I’m not sure how many there are in Georgia, but there are a FUCK TON of those stinky bastards in Arkansas.
January 30th, 2012 at 7:27 PM
stinky bastards
Nailed it.
Try playing a two day baseball tournament 600 yds from 6-8 of those stinky bastards. Never before in my life, have I seen parents cheering when their own kids struck out.
Game over, burning rubber in the parking lot.
Worst part … my kids team made it to the champ game …. and lost.
January 31st, 2012 at 11:28 AM
I thought Alabama and Mississippi had dibs on being the stupidest states in the country.