What Happened to Jimmer? He Got Drafted by the Clueless, Dysfunctional Sacramento Kings, That’s What
The Sacramento Kings have already fired their coach. At 6-13, they have the 2nd worst record in the West. They’re dead last in the NBA in assists per game. They have the worst point differential in the league. This is perhaps the worst built team in the NBA. (JJ Hickson was a nice pickup, why aren’t they using him more?) So I’m not sure why Grantland is asking “what happened to you, Jimmer Fredette?”
So how often has Fredette been running the point? According to 82games.com, 37 percent of the Kings’ point guard minutes have gone to him. The problem? He’s been very bad during those minutes, averaging 4.6 assists per 48 minutes and 3.5 turnovers per 48. He commits most of his turnovers in pick-and-roll situations, where Fredette loses the ball 14.8 percent of the time. Fredette has been such an ineffective pick-and-roll ball handler because he doesn’t put much pressure on defenses when he uses ball screens.
Wait, you mean Fredette, 19 games into his NBA career, is supposed to be proficient picking-and-rolling with 21-year-old DeMarcus Cousins? You might as well have Fredette running the pick-and-roll with Washington’s Andray Blatche.
We knew Fredette didn’t play any defense in college, so his defensive struggles are nothing new (it’s not like anyone on that team plays defense). He’s only shooting 36 percent from the floor and 36 percent on 3-pointers, which shouldn’t be a surprise anyone, either. He’s definitely forcing shots, probably because he knows minutes are limited and everyone else is jacking bad shots, so why not me?
The Maloofs, desperate for a PR bump and hoping to sell some tickets, drafted Basketball’s Next Great White Hope with the idea of parlaying his popularity on an exciting team into keeping the Kings from moving to Anaheim. Too bad they already had a surfeit of shoot-first guards on their roster, and trying to turn Jimmer – a guy who was in range anytime he crossed halfcourt in college – into a point guard on a young team full of chuckers has been a disaster so far. Hopefully, Jimmer’s confidence won’t be crushed because I still think on the right team, he can be a valuable 15-20 minute a-night reserve who always has the green light.
So nothing happened to Jimmer. Except that he got drafted by the Kings.

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January 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
What Happened to Jimmer? by Jason McIntyre
Is it wrong that I was certain that CRM had written this?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Some guys just dont translate to the NBA.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Adam Morrison 2.0.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
White. Chucker.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
agreed that it is totally the Kings fault for drafting a guy who does not translate to the NBA.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
This pretty much sums up my thoughts. Horrible situation on a roster that doesn’t have a single true point guard. Kings drafted two undersized shoot-first guards when they already had 4 shoot-first guards on the roster.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
you mean chuckers, right? because chuckers don’t translate well at all. Arkansas has had several good 3-point shooting guards and none of them play or have played in the nba.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Singler’s going to end up having a better pro career than this cock-brigadoon even if he never leaves Europe.
What’s up with the cracker from Butler that got drafted last year?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
As bad as the Hornets have been this season, I’m thrilled to have a team of fighters that scrap for every minute and every game. If I had to follow/support a team like the Kings, I might have given up on the NBA!
January 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
he’s a cock suburb in australia?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Without the BYU honour code Jimmer has fallen off the wagon. He’s jittery, can’t focus and has become irritable with teammates and family. He comes to practice every morning with blood shot eyes and suffering from dehydration. He’s out all hours of the night, every night, roaming the Sacramento streets guzzling as much coffee as he can get his hands on.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
I am an undersized player in the NBA that’s not nearly as athletic as my competition and all I can do is shoot.
Sorry, CRM.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
What’s up with the cracker from Butler that got drafted last year?
Collecting paychecks and banging some blonde who just graduated HS. Not a bad gig.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Jimmer just needs to be a Knickerbocker.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Don’t be too hard on your Hogs. I am a big Ronnie Brewer fan.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4249/gordon-hayward
Not having a bad year at all
January 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
oh my!
January 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Who thought Jimmer was going to be a good pro?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Will never have any meaningful impact in the NBA.
/Sorry, CRM
January 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
People who live in Utah and upstate New York.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Dude is 20 games into his NBA career. I doubt he’s going to be a great NBA players, but it’s way too early to hit the panic button on him.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
This I can agree with.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
They need to go back to the Webber era unis\logo
January 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Among the commenters, there were many.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
i disagree…they’re a hot mess, so why not be a hot mess ensconced in purple velvet while wearing gold shoes?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
They need to go back to the Webber era unis\logo
Purple rarely works. Throwback Vikings uniforms are the only exception.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
January 27th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Least factual thing written in the article, and that includes all the Jimmer ball washing.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Who thought Jimmer was going to be a good pro?
He could be a good 6th-7th guy that comes off the bench. A guy that can shoot is always valued on NBA rosters.
As everyone’s stated, the whole me-first attitude of every Kings player is likely having an effect. If there’s no ball movement, then no one is working on their floor awareness/finding the right guy at the right spot to take a shot.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
I rock purple shirts on the regular. I pull that shit off. In fact “purple” was one of my nicknames at Penn State. I didn’t particularly care for it, and would have preferred Grape Ape, but we don’t fucking get to pick our nicknames now do we asshole?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
i disagree…they’re a hot mess, so why not be a hot mess ensconced in purple velvet while wearing gold shoes?
http://cf.mp-cdn.net/7d/1e/aafed13342f138133ed988e5b6df.jpg
Couple things:
1. I totally forgot about these unis
2. I remember this set of cards and thought they were really cool at the time — they were hideous.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
I pull that shit off. In fact “purple” was one of my nicknames at Penn State.I didn’t particularly care for it, and would have preferred Grape Ape, but we don’t fucking get to pick our nicknames now do we asshole?
Was Grimace was already taken? I suppose that’s a little too creative for PSU.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
love Ronnie, he was never much of a 3 point shooter though. he’s fun to watch on D too.
SC, speaking of former Hogs, you need to get yourself a Joe Kleine Bulls jersey.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Nothing can kill The Grimace.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
but we don’t fucking get to pick our nicknames now do we asshole?
I may have mentioned this before — but on the first day of college you can pretty much pick your name. The name I go by is nothing like the name on all of my documents so everyone just took me at my word. I should have said my name was Turbo.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
For real. Jimmer is going to be a great 2nd team scorer one day. He shouldn’t be getting all these minutes right now.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Jimmer for Stuckey.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Sane, rational thought has no place on the internet.
/BUST CITY!!
January 27th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Simmer down Grimace, have a happy meal.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
There are actually people who call me Mayor McCheese because I ran for mayor when I was in college, I think going with The Grimace would have caused some confusing bleedover.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Least factual thing written in the article, and that includes all the Jimmer ball washing.
Beat me to it. Traded some punchless SF for an indifferent PF.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
At his draft position, if Jimmer turns out to be a “good 2nd team scorer” for Sacramento, he still can be considered a bust.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
If Kyle Korver can survive in the NBA, Jimmer can too.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
If Adam Morrison can win a NBA ring, Jimmer can too.
More incredible
January 27th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Is this like the time there were two Undertakers, except we all knew which was the better one?
/Team Senator Jersey
January 27th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Decent comparison, except Jimmer doesn’t have his size or (probably) shooting ability. The difference is that Korver went #51 overall. Jimmer was drafted at #10.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
I still don’t know if I should be flattered or enraged that I have parody. I’m starting to dig it a little bit.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
What if Jimmer was Tim Tebow?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Centaur Jersey.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Oh, it’s a compliment. I was thinking, “how could I make Jersey even better” and the obvious answer was to replace your man parts with horse parts.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Anybody that watched him with the Cavs knows this is a profoundly ridiculous statement.
This is true.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Ouchy
January 27th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
by giving it pat benatar’s voice…benetaur jersey.
oooo barracuda.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
/tugs at collar
January 27th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
That was Heart, brah.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
FELDMAN!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
GOD DAMNIT.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
by giving it pat benatar’s voice…benetaur jersey.
oooo barracuda.
That’s Heart, not Pat Benatar.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Yep. Should have went with Hell is for Children.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
You wouldn’t have your shooting legs either if suddenly you can have premarital sex without fear of prosecution and exile.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Alright, now, someone from the audience will sing “Shadows of the Night” by Pat Benatar while DJ Jesus attempts to free himself before the song is over. And if he doesn’t, he will be lowered into a pit of vipers. Alright, we just need our singer … let’s see .. what do we got here … does this say … “Croon Meister?” THAT’S ME!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
You read that wrong. What I meant was the ONLY way to make Jersey better was to insert horse parts.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Spencer got confused on music? What is the world coming to?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
I wouldn’t exactly be pissed for mixing that one up.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I’m going to BYU to have a Irish coffee fueled orgy in the Quad in protest of the honour code. Who’s with me? WHO’S WITH ME?
/Removes clothes, starts running towards Utah.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
You can let me down easy …
BUT NOT TONIGHT
January 27th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
in my defense, i get singers and lyrics mixed up all the time.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
You read that wrong. What I meant was the ONLY way to make Jersey better was to insert horse parts.
Damn!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
The Australians sure do have some worth-while research studies!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
oooo barracuda.
That was Heart, brah.
Yep. Should have went with Hell is for Children.
Heartbreaker or Love is a Battlefield are just too obvious?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
I know they say bigger is better, but at some point, bigger is just, ouch.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Careful it’s pretty cold in Utah
/glances down
//apparently it’s pretty cold there, too
January 27th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
We are strong, no one can tell us we’re wrong.
Searchin’ our hearts for so long, both of us knowing…
January 27th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I’m confused why you seem to criticize the Grantland article. Pruiti asks the question in the title then writes a 1,700 word article, w/ videos and analysis, explaining his struggles. He ultimately settles on the answer that the Kings are probably playing him out-of-position (“but the bigger problem has been the Sacramento Kings’ decision to play Fredette as a point guard.”) and his defense is predictably bad (“Fredette also struggles when trying to stop other guards one-on-one on the perimeter.”)
January 27th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
The best Pat Benetar song is ‘We Belong’ — case closed.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Then all this coverage would have been justified.
/ombudsman’d
January 27th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Wow. There isn’t shit going on in sports today.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Did you just stumble on this title, see the use of stats, and think “Bad article, must criticize!” without actually reading it?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
…………………
January 27th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
…
/TBL
January 27th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
hot Nancy Wilson will not let that slide
January 27th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Anyone else sign up for that Sarah Phillips e-mail list? Anyone else still waiting for an e-mail that isn’t just her column? I was told there would be other things and not just Page 2 stuff.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
You didn’t get the racy pictures email?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Got some Zooey Deschanel going on there.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Other way around bro.
Last night on Archer, Lana had a line that some of tblettes should start using.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
At this point, I’d settle for a dog video. I can click her column at page 2 if I want to. I don’t need an e-mail. She’s got about 2 weeks to send something exclusive to the e-mail list or I’m unsubscribing.
Racy pictures would work. I can’t even tell what she looks like though. The headshot at Page 2 and her Twitter avatar are my only reference points. Inconclusive.
/waves at Sarah
//she commented her like 2 weeks ago, I think
January 27th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
How dare you. I can’t stand her. What an annoying
/SG can finish my sentence
January 27th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
I’m going to start referring to my wife’s nether regions as her Irvin Pankey.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Somebody still reads Page 2? I would have thought Grantland would have killed that off.
/fuck TMQB
January 27th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
“There are 3 girls at Ridgemont that have cultivated the Pat Benatar look”
Gonna have to pop that into the DVD this weekend.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
If you even give Gregg Easterbrook or Rick Reilly a page click, you are likely a horrible human being.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
You wouldn’t have your shooting legs either if suddenly you can have premarital sex without fear of prosecution and exile.
Bingo!
“Launch that sucker, yeah!”
January 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Gristle Missile > Irvin Pankey
January 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Last night on Archer, Lana had a line that some of tblettes should start using.
Yes, yes she did.
On the whole though, I thought it was kind of a down episode. Not as funny as it could have been.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
he can be a valuable 15-20 minute a-night reserve who always has the green light.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
i wish they hadn’t shown the predator part on TV…if i hadn’t seen that coming, i woulda peed myself.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Glue Gun > Gristle Missile > Irvin Pankey
January 27th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Yeah, But I still laughed good 6-9 times. I’m not the only one that was like whoa that’s hot when Cheryl was hallucinating in the bathroom?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
i thought it was hotter seeing pam run naked down the hall with a bunch of tranquilizer darts sticking out of her back.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
i wish they hadn’t shown the predator part on TV…if i hadn’t seen that coming, i woulda peed myself.
Yep. FX blew two of the funniest jokes in advertising for this season. The part about Ray and his wheel chair being useless unless he went undercover as a shopping cart was funny. But the whole episode felt forced.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Yeah, But I still laughed good 6-9 times. I’m not the only one that was like whoa that’s hot when Cheryl was hallucinating in the bathroom?
If Cheryl was real, I’d definitely give him the gristle missile.
/hat tip to moleman for enlarging the lexicon
January 27th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Havent watched it yet, but the Burt Reynolds episode was fantastic. Burt’s little laugh had me cracking up every time.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Krieger took hoggin’ to the extreme.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Oh for fuck’s sake. I just set myself up to be destroyed for a typo.
Yes CJ, the Burt Reynolds episode was good. This one had promise, but just never really delivered.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
MarShon is such a good scorer. How did he go #25?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Archer?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Still watching Pan-Am?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Completely agree. Seems to be the thought that he was a volume scorer, which, at the college level, sometimes doesn’t translate. Also, lack of strength.
http://nbadraft.net/players/marshon-brooks
January 27th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Don’t even think it’s on the air anymore. I’ve pretty much given up on television shows. Live sports and movies are about all I get now.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
“Jai alai?” still cracked me up regardless…thought it was a great episode
“What about you ironside, you rolling hot?”
January 27th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Dammit, it was “rolling dirty”…apoligies
January 27th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
if this doesn’t make you tear up, you’re an asshole.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
“Jai alai?” still cracked me up regardless…thought it was a great episode
Maybe I’ll see the rerun and enjoy it more. But only a few jokes elicited anything more than a slight chuckle.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
He still plays that wonderful Keno Davis defense. Ainge may regret trading him.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
spencer, that is such a cool story. Looooooooove that dog.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Beautiful dog. Great story.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
So wait…is this today’s Ballin’?
January 27th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Scottie Reynolds should have been born White, then he could have been drafted by the Kings.
Reynolds > Jimmer
January 27th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Maybe he join that moron Tebow and they can pray together that they keep on fooling people they have talent.
January 27th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Yep. Sacramento’s fault he was overrated.