The Rob Gronkowski Rap is Magnificently Awful
Here are two lines from this interesting musical achievement:
“Who’s that man Gronkowski, if the end zone was a home he’d have a house key.”
“Shopping for him must be so hard to do, ’cause he wears a massive size 16 shoe.”
I know, I know, if it’s so bad then why bother posting it? Well, mostly because the “song” is so embarrassing that we’ve been left with no choice but to publicly mock and ridicule this lyrical assassin.
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January 26th, 2012 at 7:06 PM
When I score it’s like a fiesta
Time for me to go play the celesta.
January 26th, 2012 at 7:06 PM
So very, very bad…BUT…since he’s CRM’s doppelganger, we’ll allow it.
January 26th, 2012 at 7:10 PM
See? ANYONE can rap. Rap is lowest common denominator music.
January 26th, 2012 at 7:18 PM
lol….
January 26th, 2012 at 7:27 PM
Ooooh….he card read good.
January 26th, 2012 at 7:31 PM
Rack city rack rack city bitch- Genius lyrics in that song
January 26th, 2012 at 7:32 PM
Superb. I just realized that Gronkowski is a doppelganger for Eric Mangini.
January 26th, 2012 at 7:50 PM
See? ANYONE can rap. Rap is lowest common denominator music.
And, we have a winnah!
Anyone can, but few do it well.
January 26th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Yeah, that’s not a completely fallacious argument or anything. It is ironic though, coming from someone who watches lowest common denominator soap operas e.g. wrestling.
January 26th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Ouch.
January 26th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
I also listen to rap music..