Comments on: Oregon High School Basketball Player Compares Taking Over a Game to Losing Your Virginity

By: vezina

vezina — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:45:08 +0000

Alright then Mr. Gary Ridgway.

let’s pretend i don’t know who gary ridgway is

/ok, not pretending

By: vezina

vezina — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:43:29 +0000

speaking of fake twitter accounts, i hear undead paterno is a hoot

By: bk

bk — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:41:15 +0000

So the other team got so drunk they passed out and couldn’t resist?

// Big Benned

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:41:06 +0000

my first time was outside, by a creek

Alright then Mr. Gary Ridgway.

By: Some Random Old Retired Dude

Some Random Old Retired Dude — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:41:01 +0000

Waitaminnit, they were 2-10, and he was still getting “play”…or had gotten play in the recent past?

Wow, the times have changed. Before, you would have to actually win games to get some tail.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:37:28 +0000

“It felt like losing your virginity, honestly,”
But enough about the 35 second shot clock….

phenomenal.

By: vezina

vezina — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:37:16 +0000

my first time was outside, by a creek

By: The Wayne Fontes Safari

The Wayne Fontes Safari — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:36:36 +0000

“It felt like losing your virginity, honestly,”

But enough about the 35 second shot clock….

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:36:35 +0000

I think it would be really hard to take over a basketball game while watching Trainspotting high as shit.

You lost your virginity while watching Trainspotting? Did Kelly MacDonald get you extra randy or something?

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:36:06 +0000

I think it would be really hard to take over a basketball game while watching Trainspotting high as shit.

rather romantic.

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:33:27 +0000

I think it would be really hard to take over a basketball game while watching Trainspotting high as shit.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:31:47 +0000

There is a clip out there of Arnold (or a fake Arnold, I couldn’t really tell — it was very funny) doing commentary for a scene in Total Recall. It’s worth finding.

The transcript of his interview with a porno mag before he became a movie star and was just famous for body building is worth a read too.

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:31:28 +0000

That would explain why Jordan and Kobe loved to take over games so much.

Or conversely, why Brian Scalabrene never did.

Or how Wilt got to 20K. He took over the games and scored at will with the front row!

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:29:35 +0000

There is a clip out there of Arnold (or a fake Arnold, I couldn’t really tell — it was very funny) doing commentary for a scene in Total Recall. It’s worth finding.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:28:59 +0000

Arnold was full of one liners before he was ever handed a script.

bennett...let off some STEEEEEAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!/the commando and predator musicals totally ruined the actual movies for me...they're too perfect

By: Career High

Career High — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:28:57 +0000

Can we get AC Green’s take on this?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:27:32 +0000

The pump, to me, it’s like an orgasm. It’s as good as cumming. So how do you imagine how I feel? I’m cumming at work, I’m cumming in the gym, I’m cumming at home.

LOUIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

/arnold is numero uno

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:23:11 +0000

Mark Brunell is the 40 year old virgin then, right?

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:22:41 +0000

Arnold was full of one liners before he was ever handed a script.

I always liked “Go Chargers…Go!”

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:21:58 +0000

The pump, to me, it’s like an orgasm. It’s as good as cumming. So how do you imagine how I feel? I’m cumming at work, I’m cumming in the gym, I’m cumming at home.

Arnold was full of one liners before he was ever handed a script.