Oregon High School Basketball Player Compares Taking Over a Game to Losing Your Virginity

It’s been a rough season for the Springfield Millers of Springfield, Oregon. The Millers struggled through a 2-10 start to the season. Last week, Springfield coach Eric Orton told Dylan Piquette and Taylor Travess to take over their game against South Eugene and they did, scoring 23 and 19 points respectively in a 70-65 victory. After the game, Travess told the Springfield Times that the experience was particularly unforgettable.

“It felt like losing your virginity, honestly,” Travess said.

You’ll be happy to know that the Millers also won on Monday. Unfortunately, no one asked Travess if the second time was as good as the first or if he could tell the other team was just going through the motions. [Springfield Times via @PaulPabst]

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23 Responses to “Oregon High School Basketball Player Compares Taking Over a Game to Losing Your Virginity”

BFFredo Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:18 AM

That would explain why Jordan and Kobe loved to take over games so much.

St. Bear Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:20 AM

The pump, to me, it’s like an orgasm. It’s as good as cumming. So how do you imagine how I feel? I’m cumming at work, I’m cumming in the gym, I’m cumming at home.

KingGrizz Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:21 AM

That would explain why Jordan and Kobe loved to take over games so much.

Or conversely, why Brian Scalabrene never did.

TexansFan Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:21 AM

The pump, to me, it’s like an orgasm. It’s as good as cumming. So how do you imagine how I feel? I’m cumming at work, I’m cumming in the gym, I’m cumming at home.

Arnold was full of one liners before he was ever handed a script.

KingGrizz Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:22 AM

Arnold was full of one liners before he was ever handed a script.

I always liked “Go Chargers…Go!”

ATL_Badger Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:23 AM

Mark Brunell is the 40 year old virgin then, right?

spencer096 Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:27 AM

The pump, to me, it’s like an orgasm. It’s as good as cumming. So how do you imagine how I feel? I’m cumming at work, I’m cumming in the gym, I’m cumming at home.

LOUIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

/arnold is numero uno

Career High Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:28 AM

Can we get AC Green’s take on this?

spencer096 Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:28 AM

Arnold was full of one liners before he was ever handed a script.

bennett…let off some STEEEEEAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!

/the commando and predator musicals totally ruined the actual movies for me…they’re too perfect

KingGrizz Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:29 AM

There is a clip out there of Arnold (or a fake Arnold, I couldn’t really tell — it was very funny) doing commentary for a scene in Total Recall. It’s worth finding.

BFFredo Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:31 AM

That would explain why Jordan and Kobe loved to take over games so much.

Or conversely, why Brian Scalabrene never did.

Or how Wilt got to 20K. He took over the games and scored at will with the front row!

ATL_Badger Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:31 AM

There is a clip out there of Arnold (or a fake Arnold, I couldn’t really tell — it was very funny) doing commentary for a scene in Total Recall. It’s worth finding.

The transcript of his interview with a porno mag before he became a movie star and was just famous for body building is worth a read too.

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:33 AM

I think it would be really hard to take over a basketball game while watching Trainspotting high as shit.

Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:36 AM

I think it would be really hard to take over a basketball game while watching Trainspotting high as shit.

rather romantic.

ms621 Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:36 AM

I think it would be really hard to take over a basketball game while watching Trainspotting high as shit.

You lost your virginity while watching Trainspotting? Did Kelly MacDonald get you extra randy or something?

The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:36 AM

“It felt like losing your virginity, honestly,”

But enough about the 35 second shot clock….

vezina Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:37 AM

my first time was outside, by a creek

spencer096 Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:37 AM

“It felt like losing your virginity, honestly,”
But enough about the 35 second shot clock….

phenomenal.

Some Random Old Retired Dude Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:41 AM

Waitaminnit, they were 2-10, and he was still getting “play”…or had gotten play in the recent past?

Wow, the times have changed. Before, you would have to actually win games to get some tail.

VladimirCrouton Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:41 AM

my first time was outside, by a creek

Alright then Mr. Gary Ridgway.

bk Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:41 AM

So the other team got so drunk they passed out and couldn’t resist?

// Big Benned

vezina Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:43 AM

speaking of fake twitter accounts, i hear undead paterno is a hoot

vezina Says:
January 25th, 2012 at 11:45 AM

Alright then Mr. Gary Ridgway.

let’s pretend i don’t know who gary ridgway is

/ok, not pretending

Oregon High School Basketball Player Compares Taking Over a Game to Losing Your Virginity

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