so what age would yall recommend seppukuing one’s self?

You can do it yourself? I thought it required at least eight japanese guys.

next question…how should i do it?

i want quick yet awesome. maybe dress up like scorpion and have my friends and family throw me into a pit of spikes.

At least do some fun/risky stuff first. Try a wing suit with zero prior instruction.

i want quick yet awesome. maybe dress up like scorpion and have my friends and family throw me into a pit of spikes.

so what age would yall recommend seppukuing one’s self?

well I’m 34 and I have yet to have one, so you’ve got at least a couple years.

Yeah, I’ll take the ass cancer. Unless you’re hot.

Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar?
I don’t know I don’t have any.
Children?
No, elephant books.

/nods

so is a “prostate exam” part of don’t ask, don’t tell?

Is there such a thing as sedation proctology? Because there should be. No reason the dentists should have that market cornered.

/moon river

Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar?
I don’t know I don’t have any.
Children?
No, elephant books.

Many of us had never gotten a prostate check in the civilian sector. As guys in my unit cycled through for their annual exams, the legend of the doc and her “invasive” technique grew. Guys started going out of their way to avoid “Ol’ Dr. Young.”

I get chills even now, thinking about it.

This, however, is different from the other flight surgeon/another base who kept a surgical glove filled with sand, approximating the weight of a human hand. That was an urban legend, I think…or, was it???

/moon river

Remind me to tell you of “Ol’ Dr. Young” and her big hands.