Kyle Williams Got a Death Threat on Twitter After His Two Fumbles in the NFC Championship Game
Kyle Williams, San Francisco’s 2nd-year receiver/kick returner from Arizona State, made two costly turnovers in the NFC Championship game, and his second one – a fumble in overtime deep in his own territory – sent the New York Giants to the Super Bowl.
With Ted Ginn out (knee), rookie coach Jim Harbaugh made a questionable decision to have Williams return punts. He had only fielded two in the regular season. As the Chronicle reports, Williams had an eerily similar moment in college when he botched a punt deep in his own end against rival Arizona, and the Wildcats kicked a field goal to win, 20-17. In hindsight, should Harbaugh have considered Michael Crabtree, who hasn’t returned a punt in his NFL career, but arguably has the best hands on the team?
Williams awful day – he fumbled a lateral in the first half, too, but was able to recover when New York’s Osi Umenyiora couldn’t – was capped by a lonely moment in the locker room after the game when he dressed alone and left. Then Williams – who is the son of White Sox GM Kenny Williams – went to his computer, fired up his twitter account, and … received a death threat from some loser. Fans! They’re the best.
Teammate Patrick Willis – who was beastly against the Giants with eight tackles, a sack, a tackle for loss and two pulverizing hits on Eli Manning – offered words of encouragement to Williams.

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January 23rd, 2012 at 10:31 AM
That’s about one tenth the number of death threats Ozzie Guillen sent to Kenny Williams.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Saddest part? That dude gained followers since he tweeted that
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Atlanta drafted Jamal Anderson 3 or 4 picks before Patrick Willis.
/takes another shot
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Thought this kid handled it really well. Didn’t dodge the media and owned the mistakes. The only guys he should worry about are the other 52 in the locker room with him. The leader of this team certainly has his back.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Javier Pasquell sounds more like an Oakland fan than a Niners fan.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
That’s not a threat so much as a wish. If he said, “i’m going to kill you” that’s a threat. This is more a general feeling of, “gee, I hope this substandard athlete ends up dying along with his wife and children because he ruined my evening.”
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Someone went all E-Thug on Twitter? Shocking
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 AM
sports fans are the worst.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Way to go Javier! You did it!
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 AM
just blame it on Bobby Petrino.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Yawn
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Pretty sure that was the Nutt era of Arkansas greatness.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:39 AM
I don’t think the first one counted as a fumble.
and lol at suggesting that King Crab could have been the punt returner. They should have signed Greg Mathews and told him just to go back there and signal fair catch no matter what.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 AM
that explains a lot about his decision making.
that dive for a punt return was awfully similar to trading for jake peavy or adding alex rios.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Good god man. A simple sportsreference dot com search provided me with this fun fact: he didn’t return a single punt at Texas Tech either. So yes, the NFC title game would have been the PERFECT time to pop his cherry.
/where’s Lisk?
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
As an astute studier of “Bird Law”, I don’t think that technically counts as a threat…just hopeful thinking? Filibuster.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
not to put word’s in arkbadger’s mouth, but I’m guessing the Petrino comment was directed at his stint coaching the Falcons.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:45 AM
i bet VD would’ve been able to do it.
/wishes VD had the chance just to see midget punt coverage gunners bounce off him
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:47 AM
it was. Petrino also didn’t want to draft Anderson, but was over-ruled.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:48 AM
A Ted Ginn injury cost the Buckeyes a title and the 49ers a Super Bowl win. Sucks.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Kyle Williams didn’t get AH death threat, he got about 100 death threats, including one from our resident 49ers and argyle sweater fan.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Oh come on.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM
McCay fucked that draft up. But I’m pretty sure after Vick was busted Bobby Quit was gone anyway.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:50 AM
For reals?
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
VD was the most impressive thing about that game yesterday. He’s fun to watch.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
I just don’t understand why punt returners, who usually instruct other members of their team to get away from the ball, don’t follow their own advice. I’ve noticed a lot more of that lately.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 AM
A Ted Ginn injury cost the Buckeyes a title
uh, no.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Typical Bay Area fans.
/wanted to know what it felt like to stereotype an entire fanbase because of a couple of idiots
//it’s kind of fun, actually
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Couldn’t agree more. I felt bad for him.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:55 AM
ncluding one from our resident 49ers and argyle sweater fan.
For reals?
He didn’t take the loss too well.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Better a twitter thug talking shit than the multiple* stabbings that usually happen after every game** at Candlestick***.
*estimate
**probably
***not confirmed by me
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 AM
I find that complete assholes like to use sports and drinking as an excuse to be complete assholes
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:57 AM
why limit it to just that? we assholes use any topic as an excuse to act like ourselves.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Was this guy the only one the 49ers had to return punts? I think his biggest mistake wasn’t the fumble in OT because with the rain, that could have happened to anyone. He KNEW the ball hit his knee. There is absolutely no way possible he didn’t feel it. Why did he think he could act his way out of that scenario?
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM
That’s not really a death threat… just an idiot (unsurprisingly) displaying his idiocy in a public forum.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM
i forgot to root for ricky williams to get to a super bowl
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 AM
to thine own self be true.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 AM
why does anyone try to act their way out of a shitty situation? shame.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Alls well that ends well. I went into the weekend feeling that as long as the Ravens, Pats, or Niners don’t win the SB, the season will have ended well. Go Giants.
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 AM
ncluding one from our resident 49ers and argyle sweater fan.
For reals?
He didn’t take the loss too well.
jck? diaf was part of his kyle williams facebook rant, so technically, we could do a post on jck’s ‘threat’ as well
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:00 AM
There is absolutely no way possible he didn’t feel it. Why did he think he could act his way out of that scenario?
What else was he supposed to do? The giant recovered it almost instantly, it’s not like Williams had a shot at going for the ball. That was probably the best play on his part, act like it didn’t hit you… AND it worked, without replay, the niners keep the ball.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM
OMG where’s our ratings post, the AFC championship game ratings were down from last year!! What will Goodell do?!?!
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Anyone want to venture into the “baseball post” (you don’t have to read it) and talk about how we’re a mere 24 days from pitchers and catchers?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Though really, fuck Bill Simmons and everyone else wanting the rematch against the Giants. The Patriots almost got a Superbowl run where they missed Brees/Rodgers/Mannings/Roethlisberger and got Tebow/Flacco/Alex Smith instead. When Victor Cruz is torching McCourty deep all game, maybe they’ll think twice.
Pats are gonna need to mix in some serious press coverage to disrupt those routes. That was not an impressive victory yesterday, besides the run defense, which was surprisingly good for most of the game. Field goals won’t be good enough to beat the Giants against that defense.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Contract the NFL!!
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Fall on the ball! He saw it and backed away. I’m sure there’s video of that play somewhere. They only showed him backing away from the ball like he was going to let the Giants down it about 50 billion times during the game.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:03 AM
He also KNEW the ball was wet and didn’t hold it tight against his body or with two hands deep in his own territory, going into a mass of 250 pound men all trying to slap it out of his hand.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:03 AM
good point…NYG really has a vicious passing game. need to disrupt those guys so they can’t just get down the field and wreak havoc.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Except there IS replay in football and has been for many years. Duh.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
sports fanshuman beings are the worst./fixed
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:05 AM
without water, sharks wouldn’t be very dangerous.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:05 AM
I understand the first reaction being anger when something like that happens to your fav sports team but Jesus Christ its still just a game
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
So yes, the NFC title game would have been the PERFECT time to pop his cherry
never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
What about these?
/wakawaka
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Except there IS replay in football and has been for many years. Duh.
The ruling on the field was that it didn’t touch him. If he would have gone after it, there wouldn’t have even been a review. What if there wasn’t a camera angle that definitively showed it touched him? What happened was the best possible outcome given the circumstances.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:07 AM
That’s one hope I have. It only took Belichick 3 quarters to realize that rushing 3 against Flacco wasn’t ever gonna work with the secondary that he had, so I’m hoping he can figure out that he’s been drafting big, physical defensive backs for 4 years, and since he still has one on the team that hasn’t flamed out and been cut, use that to his advantage.
To me, this will be a big test of Hoodie’s skills. The Patriots are as flawed a team as ever, and have gotten a gift path to the Superbowl. The Giants weren’t great this year, but had injuries, and played a legit road to the Superbowl. I’m not surprised everyone jumped on them +4.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
He was alone in space. Unless all the camera men were checking out some big-titted blonde in the 3rd row, it was gonna be obvious. The ‘camera angle’ excuse only works for big piles of people and spotting the ball.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
without water, sharks wouldn’t be very dangerous.
but land sharks would rule the world
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
It hit his knee pad, it is perfectly reasonable to think he didn’t realize it hit him.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
So what was the call on the field? I heard a whistle.
some plays cant be reviewed if there is a whistle. That is total BS. They need rules across-the-board instead of this pick and choose bullshit
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
To whom are you referring?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Exactly, the 49ers would have kept the ball. As for your “what if” scenario that there wasn’t a camera angle, you would have to be a special kind of idiot to think there wouldn’t be a camera on the fucking punt returner when he’s standing 30 feet away from the nearest person about to catch (or not catch) the ball.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
AND it worked, without replay, the niners keep the ball.
Except there IS replay in football and has been for many years. Duh.
I just wish Ed Hochuli would have taken the time to explain his ruling to me. He’s who I tuned in to see.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
lol
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Though really, fuck Bill Simmons and everyone else wanting the rematch against the Giants. The Patriots almost got a Superbowl run where they missed Brees/Rodgers/Mannings/Roethlisberger and got Tebow/Flacco/Alex Smith instead. When Victor Cruz is torching McCourty deep all game, maybe they’ll think twice.
I’d be more concerned about which of Cruz, Nicks or Manningham that Julian Edelman will be guarding with the game on the line. Pats really lucked out, because that drive was too easy until they got near the end zone.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
They dont blow the whistle until the ball stops or someone on the other team touches it. They must have blown it as soon as the Giants player touched it.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
“In other words…”
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
McCourty isn’t that big, but he’s a physical corner. I was reading something a while ago about Belichick going bigger in the secondary, though now that I look up the names, they were all 5’11″. Fuck if I know. Withdrawn?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:12 AM
special kind of idiot
My favorite kind of idiot
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:12 AM
We’d develop some breathing apparatus using seaweed. Not right away, first we’d be limited on land, but eventually we’ll build up a tolerance, and take you down.
Did that go the way you planned? I don’t think so.
/stupidest movie exchange ever
//still makes me laugh, proving I’m an idiot
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I’ll allow it.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
I’d be more concerned about which of Cruz, Nicks or Manningham that Julian Edelman will be guarding with the game on the line.
when Baltimore finally got to the point where Flacco was throwing the ball at Boldin (with Edelman on him) did anyone else imagine Joe Flacco coming to the line chanting “throw it to Boldin, throw it to Boldin?” Because he can’t keep more than one thought in his head at once, you see.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
think there wouldn’t be a camera on the fucking punt returner when he’s
I’m not suggesting that there wasn’t. All I’m saying is that the 2% (Only one angle showed conclusively that it hit him, and it was zoomed in 10X)chance that the cameras didn’t have conclusive evidence that the ball hit him is better than the 0% chance they had at getting the ball back had he gone after the ball. If you don’t understand that, I don’t know what to tell you.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Uh, no.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
It really should be Arrington, McCourty and Moore on those guys, most of the time.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
So what was the call on the field? I heard a whistle.
some plays cant be reviewed if there is a whistle. That is total BS. They need rules across-the-board instead of this pick and choose bullshit
The reason the whistle blew was because of Bradshaw’s forward progress, so it’s not bullshit.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Come on, can’t I enjoy this win for at least a few days, man?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:14 AM
though now that I look up the names, they were all 5’11″. Fuck if I know. Withdrawn?
wel it’s bigger than 5-10, so i think we’ll accept it
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:14 AM
So what was the call on the field? I heard a whistle.
illegal touching by the kicking team, rendering the play dead at the spot.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:15 AM
It reminds me of the bend dont break defenses of old… except it always takes a miracle not to break. Anything can happen, but people who think the defense has completely turned it around, haven’t seen crappy QBs light them up all year. Gonna have to disrupt routes on defense, hope they can stop the run without bringing Ihedigbo up in the box (leaving McCourty at safety), and try to use quick passes to Welker/TE’s to keep that defensive line away from Brady.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Yeah that’s exactly where the knee pad is. Unless he isn’t wearing one.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
So what was the call on the field? I heard a whistle.some plays cant be reviewed if there is a whistle. That is total BS. They need rules across-the-board instead of this pick and choose bullshit
The reason the whistle blew was because of Bradshaw’s forward progress, so it’s not bullshit.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:16 AM
The reason the whistle blew was because of Bradshaw’s forward progress, so it’s not bullshit.
it blew because his forward progress had been stopped, not because of the actual forward progress. But mostly it blew because the side judge saw Bowman rip the ball out, having already decided to blow his whistle. Then he blew the whistle as fast as he could, and immediately made it clear that he was ruling that Bradshaw’s forward progress had stopped.
But the ball was out before the whistle.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
without water, sharks wouldn’t be very dangerous.
But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown shark with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of sharks and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring… We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You’re outgunned and out-manned.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Fuck. I was miserable after the win, thinking about how crappy they looked at times. Except Wilfork and Deaderick. The interior d-line looked great.
My wife was starting to make plans to go to Indy right after the game ended, and couldn’t believe I wasn’t pumped up and ready to go.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there’s a serial rapist in Crown Heights… sorry, that’s from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don’t ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
hah…NFL players wearing knee pads. that’s hysterical. next thing you’re going to tell me is that a lot of lineman still wear those huge arm pads.
/OT…when searching for pic, found one of conrad dobler’s knees
//good parents don’t let their kids play football
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
I like this move of yours. If at first your logic is proven flawed, tell the other person they don’t understand what YOU’RE saying.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Seriously? You getting tickets or something?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
You’re outgunned and out-manned.
Gator’s bitches better be using jimmies!
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:18 AM
So Ed Hochuli gift wrapping a win for the Broncos vs the Chargers a few years ago isnt bullshit? That’s all im trying to say. He blew the whistle and it fucked them on a review didn’t it?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Unless he isn’t wearing one.
you mean if the punt landed on the sideline, and it hit his kneepad over there? Or in the equipment room?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Michael Keaton: legend
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I’m starting to wonder if sports ever make you happy. Even after wins you’re miserable.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
was this that movie with marky mark? i can’t remember.
+1 tho
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Unlikely. But it’s only a 4 hour drive, and my mother-in-law lives there so we have a free place to stay. If there’s enough other things* going on, we’ll probably go.
*If there’s any chance I can get my Tedy Bruschi jersey signed
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
The Other Guys. Probably the most underrated comedy since Outside Providence.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
So Ed Hochuli gift wrapping a win for the Broncos vs the Chargers a few years ago isnt bullshit?
Broncos lost that game.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
I like this move of yours. If at first your logic is proven flawed, tell the other person they don’t understand what YOU’RE saying.
Explain how my logic is flawed? He didn’t go after it. The ref believed it didn’t hit him. It took a review to overturn the call.
Or as you suggest, he attempts to go after it, no way he recovers because the ball bounced right up to the Giant player instantly, and the ref immediately rules it Giants ball (because why would he go after the ball if he didn’t hit him?) , and there is no review.
Which scenario gives the niners a better chance at keeping the ball?
Do you need me to spell it out any further?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
The Other Guys. Probably the most underrated comedy since Outside Providence.
does underrated mean unfunny in your town? Because Outside Providence wasn’t funny, and Other Guys was Will Ferrell holding a postage stamp.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
also, im of the opinion sharks are the premier apex predator. you have a chance against a lion or tiger or jaguar or m3, the world’s most dangerous wolverine…but against a shark? no chance.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
You and me both. I’m much happier today than yesterday, it just takes me a while to get there.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
I was shocked when I saw three stars listed in the description of the movie on cable. I thought it was awful and completely unfunny.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
i dunno about that…i thought the rock and samuel L jackson were the funniest parts of that movie.
now magruber…THAT’S underrated.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Preferably, no.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Mostly because they have the most unique and dominate homefield advantage.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Thought the Other Guys was bad.
Outside Providence crushed it.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I’ve seen your spelling… don’t bother.
/cheap shot
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Fuck. I was miserable after the win, thinking about how crappy they looked at times. Except Wilfork and Deaderick. The interior d-line looked great.
yeah, it turns out Matt Birk didn’t wait until the season was over to retire. He was already done playing football the past two weeks, he just failed to inform the Ravens.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Quick search reveals this douche has a family himself.
Man of the Year candidate right there.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
probably…but they’re like hockey players. you put em on a field and it’s ovah.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I’m surrounded by idiots.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
I thought the Other Guys was better than The Goods (though the Will Ferrell Abe Lincoln scene is ridiculous) but not as good as Step Brothers.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Thought the Other Guys was bad.
look, I agree with you about something. We have so much in common.
Outside Providence crushed it.
ugh. Never mind, gross-o
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
yea, but you had eraser in your top 5 arnold movies. ERASER.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
I’m surrounded by idiots.
Must be in Chicago this week.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Wow completely forgot about that. Trailer was on The Hangover, was a good trailer but had the feel of a terrible movie.
How can anyone not like a movie where Derek Jeter gets shot?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I’M A PEACOCK CAPTAIN, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!!!!
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
No it didn’t.
You were arguing with me about the presence of cameras catching the moment, now you’re arguing with me about something that didn’t happen. This is a pointless conversation.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
also, im of the opinion sharks are the premier apex predator.
have you ever seen a documentary about Orcas? If an orca shows his face around the Farallon Islands during prime seal feeding season for Great Whites, all the Great Whites vanish for the rest of the season.
They run and hide. I saw a show about it once where they had tracking devices on the sharks. The ones they could find went upwards of 2 thousand miles away.
Orcas kill Great Whites for sport.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Unlikely. But it’s only a 4 hour drive, and my mother-in-law lives there so we have a free place to stay. If there’s enough other things* going on, we’ll probably go.
i think oskie’s going….TBL Party!!
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:28 AM
The funniest scene is the Will Ferrall scene when he is dressed as Abe Lincoln sky diving, its worth finding on the internet. You don’t need any context. Completely different genre, but I watched Sucker Punch this weekend, I am normally a fan of those stylized type movies — I turned it off halfway, that was awful.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
A movie where a director plays out his rape fantasies on film. Amazing that movie even got released.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Tedy Bruschi
love the wall he puts up between his espn self and the pats
/hi fives kraft again
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Did anyone see Haywire this weekend?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
when it comes to heist movies, I haven’t seen either one of these.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
One of the worst movies I’ve seen in the last 10 years.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Anyone else in?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
fair enough.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
but against a shark? no chance.
probably my most helpless feeling was swimming back to the snorkel boat as fast as i could after seeing a shark 50 yards from me and knowing if he yawned and flicked his tail twice, he’d be on me
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Dolphins will actively fight orcas that try to come into their birthing areas. Also, orcas are actually a member of the dolphin family. Conclusion – dolphins are awesome.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
fuck dolphins, fuck flipper and fuck your couch.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
+1 cetacean
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Hmm, bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Seriously… Spencer will piss in Willy’s blowhole
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
No no no, fuck YOUR couch.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
/drops gloves
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Dolphins will actively fight orcas that try to come into their birthing areas. Also, orcas are actually a member of the dolphin family. Conclusion – dolphins are awesome.
do you know why they fight? Because otherwise, orcas will kill their babies to have a ball to throw around. A ball of dead baby porpoise.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
//undoes pants
///pees everywhere
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Fight before ultimately getting killed?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I’m surrounded by idiots.
Must be in Chicago this week.
subtle. i’m in the western suburbs, so you didn;t mean me
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
No, the dolphins have a pretty decent success rate. They may not completely kill the orcas but they do enough damage to keep them away.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
would you be offended if i told you this brought the clip from step brothers where adam scott’s wife pisses in the urinal to mind?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
when it comes to heist movies
i’m normally so hip, but can i get a quick meme explanation on this?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
No, the dolphins have a pretty decent success rate.
they’re smart enough to have their babies in defensible ground. Kudos to them. But it’s not like they won the battle.
It’s absolute torture to watch a pack of killer whales stalk and kill a baby humpback, but i can never switch the channel.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
They may not completely kill the orcas but they do enough damage to keep them away.
they drive them batshit with their fucking squeaky language
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:42 AM
You have no soul.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:42 AM
man…killer whales sound like the jim harbaugh’s of the ocean.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
i’m normally so hip, but can i get a quick meme explanation on this?
Awhile back TBL said that the Dark Knight was the best heist movie of 2010.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
TBL classified The Dark Knight as a heist film.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
And Sea World?
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Based on what I’ve learned from both Star Trek IV and the previews for the new flick with the whales trapped under ice humpbacks are too stupid for their own good…bring on extinction
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
i rate the customer service here a 10!
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
i learned that captain kirk believed the mormon movement of LDS made about as much sense as an LSD trip.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:49 AM
unfortunately, I am just picking up the tickets for dear old dad and my brother. seniority rules. though, i would consider going for tailgate if a buncha people were in. then watch game from bar or and RV if someone had one.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
That was a fake tweet by that angry fan. It had whole words, puncuation, etc.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Fuck that. He used the wrong “you’re/your”. There’s no better way to proclaim to the world you are a fucking idiot, than to make loud statements that make no sense when read with appropriate interpretation of subjects and verbs.
/nods at Watsonian
January 23rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Some people are idiots. It was a great season for the 49ers based on the expectations I had for the team going into the season.
I was waiting on the 40ers to run a screen pass since the Giants front four was dominating the second half.
Alex Smith has to get alot better. You would think going against that defense in practice he would be better at handling pressure and have more pocket awareness.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Wow is Willis class all the way. A true gamer on and off the field. San Francisco should just show up in Indianapolis at midfield right after the ball is teed up for the opening kickoff and demand to play. That would make this debacle much more watchable.