Kevin-Prince Boateng of AC Milan Out a Month with Thigh Injury Suffered Possibly Due to Excessive Sex with Girlfriend Melissa Satta


Melissa Satta, a 25-year-old model, reportedly said the following about a thigh injury suffered by her boyfriend, Kevin-Prince Boateng:
The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.
It seems highly unlikely she’d actually say something like this to a media outlet – the provenance of the quote is unknown – but the Daily Mail, Super Sport, Mirror, and plenty of other outlets are reporting it as fact, so it must be true, right?
Melissa Satta, who used to date Italian soccer legend Christian Vieri, is a very good dancer. Probably as skilled as Kate Upton. [via Hot Clicks]

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16 Responses to “Kevin-Prince Boateng of AC Milan Out a Month with Thigh Injury Suffered Possibly Due to Excessive Sex with Girlfriend Melissa Satta”
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January 23rd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Keep living that dream, son.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
I don’t have that kind of problem and get it that often, eat a dick Ghana.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
You getting it 7-10 times from a super model? Props
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
boatengs and ho’s, boatengs and ho’s…we sail round the world, port to port, everytime i cum i produce a quart.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
The 2 stars tattoo on the belt line is a classy marking.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Not from a super model but considering this chick up there weighs like a buck ten tops I’m pretty sure I’m getting a better workout than Prince.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
I really like the fact that I felt the need to note “not from a super model.” As if there were any doubt. Though I have outkicked my coverage in the past*
*not just whores
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Those two pictures cannot possibly be the same girl. One is frumpy and pale, the other is tan and hot. They both need help picking out better bikini tops.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Those things are headed south and quickly. She’ll be tickling her belt with those nips in no time.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
The fact that it’s being reported in The Sun and Daily Fail means that it’s probably NOT true.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Get down, get down. I’ll take that problem.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Thought the exact same thing
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
you can see the waist tat on one, you can see the top of the star on the other. definitely same girl.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
wasn’t Kevin Prince also the name of a horrible UCLA QB?
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
please add “hot” after the model name when doing a google image query for the WAGs
January 23rd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Thus marking on of the few times where a player getting injured should result in him getting a raise.
/Standing ovation