Kobe Bryant’s divorce will cost him about $75 million, according to TMZ. And three houses, which, frankly, he’s better off not having to deal with. The maintenance and upkeep on those mansions are ridiculous, and with the housing market still depressed (and staying that way for at least another 5-6 years, minimum), good luck trying to unload those suckers.

Kobe will probably scoop up a bachelor pad in the Hills and since the Lakers will be knocked out of the playoffs early – and my guess is, after he struggles in the 2nd half and playoffs because his legs are shot and his wrist is busted, he’ll skip the Olympics – he’ll be hosting parties all spring and summer. Yes, I think Shaq will be invited. Maybe Raja Bell, too. Unrelated: My favorite Hollywood Hills house party scene on Entourage: Jessica Alba’s.

Hopefully Kobe get a place on the beach, too. I can see him having a party like this one. Playing the role of Josh Weinstein … Mike Brown?

Previously: Kobe Bryant’s Wife Vanessa Filed For Divorce and The Couple Has No Prenup