Gina Carano’s Haywire Opens Today: Watch Her Explain How Sex Is Like Fighting
Last night Gina Carano appeared on Conan to talk about her movie Haywire, which opens today. Her appearance on Conan followed both her formula and Conan’s: She bit her lip and smiled and talked about everything you want to hear (sex, drinking, fighting) without ever actually saying anything. Conan acted awkward around a pretty girl. It was great fun for everyone, especially bloggers hoping to cash in on her Google search traffic today by putting the words “Gina Carano,” “sex,” and “watch” together in one headline.
In a couple short days we will know if Gina Carano is a movie star or not. If you look at the ultimate definition of “movie star,” then no, she’s obviously not because she’s a girl. So far, reviews have been mostly positive – Haywire is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. However, it has also found detractors in people who went into the theater rooting for Carano (FilmDrunk, FightLinker).
On Monday, I will break down every cent this movie made and explain just how likely it is that Gina return to the dead sport of women’s MMA. Can she save the MMA rec center? Only Box Office Mojo will tell.

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January 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
I came here for gif of Gina dancing.
January 20th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Kinda looks like a younger Carla Gugino.
January 20th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I want to believe that rack is all natural. Please let it be true
January 20th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
ultimate definition of “movie star,” then no, she’s obviously not because she’s a girl
Interesting, you wouldnt classify Julia Roberts or Angelina Jolie as a movie star? I would.
January 20th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
On Monday, I will break down every cent this movie made and explain just how likely it is that Gina return to the dead sport of women’s MMA.
CRM, carry the banner high, good sir. Carry on with vigor!
January 20th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
i wanna see this movie…has some nice potential.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
It’s nice to watch the same ad twice.
See that?
January 20th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I came here thinking I would get to watch Gina Carano have sex.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I love Gina, but what a mumbling bumbling idiot she sounds like.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Expecting Kate Beckinsale’s ass in latex to trump Gina Carano. And expecting Biker Boyz in WW2 to trump both.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
You think they would have to be being an MMA fighter and all. Don’t wanna pop a balloon.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Cam Williams committed to OSU. Thanks Joe Pa! Hell of a week for Pope Urban.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
THANK YOU! I thought the same thing. The mumbling is the main reason why I’m hesitant to see this movie. If she has a lot of speaking parts I’m going to probably want to tear my hair out by the end. I hate mumble mouths.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Troy Smith signed with the Steelers today. I love it.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
her voice was altered.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
they changed her voice so it’s not mumbling in the movie
January 20th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
what, did this whole CIA operation take place in the kitchen? CMON.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Now THIS is interesting.
I posted a link to this in the Montana thread literally 3 minutes ago.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
She looked fantastic last night. Wowza.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Yea, I caught an interview with her on the LeBatard show yeasterday. She’s just a bad interview and apparently she’s a pretty shy person, which may explain her lack of communication skills. I feel bad for her in a way.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
love her.
/swoons.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Great BCS sporcle. I missed 4, dammit.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
No shit? Awesome! Totally going to see it this weekend. Did they hire a voice over or something?
January 20th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
/Ballzdeep
January 20th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
probably also accounts for her aptitude in beating other people up, rather than being on the debate team.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Most unreal week of recruiting I can remember. A 4 or 5 star verbal every day this week.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
When she walked out from behind the curtain, it looked like she had a little baby bump. But I think it was just her dress.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I hope the new Underworld movie has some well-lit shots where you can actually see Kate Beckinsale’s amazing body in pleather.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
beat me, i missed 9…i missed tennessee for fuck’s sake.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
tho, to be fair, i think everyone stopped waiting for them to get good again around like, what, 2005?
January 20th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I dropped the ‘deep’. My agent told me it was too ethnic.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Yes, but it’s adorable when she bites her lip when she’s nervous.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
7. fucking Hawaii? totally forgot
January 20th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Never forget Timmy Chang or Colt Brennan.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
damn, there were some tough ones in there. fucking wake forrest and purdue.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Ballz, did you see the link to the Brent Jones KNBR interview I sent you this morning? Major NYG shit talking, it was great.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
The Tribe have acquired KEVIN SLOWEY!
/HOT FUCKING STOVE
January 20th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
No. Did you do it on twitter?
January 20th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
so i heard some people talking, and apparently there are two football games on Sunday, anyone know who’s playing??
January 20th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Cuse, Pitt, Purdue and Hawaii (should have never missed) got me. This one is even harder. Fucking Sun Belt.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
she is awesome.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
They’re real and they’re spectacular
January 20th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
well, you’re silly for coming here and thinking there would be posts about the games, with analysis and predictions, posted during the peak hours when most visitors to the site would actually read it.
/at this point i come here for the commenters
//and gina carano dancing GIFs
January 20th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
i thought this chick was recently in playboy?
January 20th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I think it was MAXIM.
January 20th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Yes, sent it there.
January 20th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
i think that was the UFC ring girl, not this fighter chick.
January 20th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
She’s hot, but that dress (besides her rack) makes her look frumpy. Her publicist/stylist team are not doing her any favors.