russian goggles??

From Urban Dictionary:

squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection

love how the man changed his look in the last 10-12 days, shaved his goatee and is clean-shaven. LOL

i was reading this reddit thread about dark secrets people know about others and there was an anecdote about three good friends who got hammered, but not blackout drunk, and the dude telling it says one of his best friends woke up the other by banging him in the ass and sucking his dick, and both times the victim woke up pissed, the creepy dude just said “shut up fag.” they’re still all friends, i guess (which is kinda weird) and occasionally bring it up to make fun of the homophobic dude who turns gay when he gets drunk.

i lolled.

/nttawt

… at least they are cool with the gheys and rape.

Russian Goggles

at club one night, yuri had on vodka goggles. friend, you should see large ukrainian woman he make the love with in coatroom. you could say she “strong with plow.” must weigh as much as bmw 5-series.

I studied abroad for 4 months on the Gold Coast in Australia (Bond Uni) with 5 of my best friends. Greatest time of my life, however, if all the girls looked like this I would have never come back to Ohio.

yea, ive heard most aussie ladies are homely.

/also, thought that said “golf coast”
//cue whimsical golf memories
///stares out into winter

I think we need a proper definition of teabagging after yesterday’s mishap. I was under the impression it was simply placing your ballsac on someone’s forehead, not in their mouth. Forehead is one thing, mouth is a whole different story.

Sounds like Russian Goggles were being lumped in with teabagging.

i was reading this reddit thread about dark secrets people know about others and there was an anecdote about three good friends who got hammered, but not blackout drunk, and the dude telling it says one of his best friends woke up the other by banging him in the ass and sucking his dick, and both times the victim woke up pissed, the creepy dude just said “shut up fag.” they’re still all friends, i guess (which is kinda weird) and occasionally bring it up to make fun of the homophobic dude who turns gay when he gets drunk.

i lolled.

/nttawt

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/linked the whole thing before because there’s some really funny/fucked up/interesting shit in there

it’s socially acceptable for girls to experiment with other girls in college, but not for guys.

Coop disagrees.

I think we need a proper definition of teabagging after yesterday’s mishap.

Did anyone else weigh in on the convo I had with ms about tea bagging vs bandit masking vs roman war helmeting?

I just find it interesting that so many straight young males loooove to do gay things as ‘jokes’

i was reading this reddit thread about dark secrets people know about others and there was an anecdote about three good friends who got hammered, but not blackout drunk, and the dude telling it says one of his best friends woke up the other by banging him in the ass and sucking his dick, and both times the victim woke up pissed, the creepy dude just said “shut up fag.” they’re still all friends, i guess (which is kinda weird) and occasionally bring it up to make fun of the homophobic dude who turns gay when he gets drunk.

i lolled.

/nttawt

Anyone up for some tea bagging?

Hey, just don’t forget, there’s only ONE lunatic in that fan base. They don’t have a problem. No, not at all.

I just dont get what the hell someone is thinking when they’re were doing that? Freakin bizarre. What makes you want to put your nutsack on some poor drunk fool who rooted for the other team??? It’s like he’s trying to say “I’m not gay”…..when in fact he is.