Tim Tebow Suffered a Bruised Lung and Torn Rib Cartilage in Patriots’ Loss
According to Adam Schefter, Tim Tebow suffered torn rib cartilage, a bruised lung, and fluid buildup in the pleural cavity after a hit in the pocket during the third quarter of Saturday night’s game. Tebow finished out the game, but has been in pain this week and had a chest MRI on Monday.
This calls into question whether Tebow would have even been available this week, if Denver had, you know, mounted that comeback from 35-7 down at the half, and if they could have stopped New England in the second half without Tom Brady punting on third down, and if Marion Barber would have then been signed to carry the ball for New England late in the game.
Tebow’s numbers by half: first half- 3 for 10, 28 yards, 2 sacks, 4 rushes for 14 yards; second half- 6 for 16, 108 yards, 3 sacks, no rush attempts.
[photo via Getty]

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January 18th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Dude. Lisk. Frank Reich and the Buffalo Bills are going to pissed the fuck off, man.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Pshhhaw… He’s already dragged a heavy cross a few miles through town while being beaten and wearing a crown made of thorns, a little torn rib cartilage ain’t stoppin Timmy!
January 18th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Dude. Lisk. Frank Reich and the Buffalo Bills are going to pissed the fuck off, man.
How dare you utter that name.
/stabs Frank Reich voodoo doll with scissors
January 18th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
That’s why you have two of them. Sack up, bitch.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Little known fact: the cross was actually made of balsa wood, so Jesus actually enjoyed the nice spring walk across town.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Pshhhaw… He’s already dragged a heavy cross a few miles through town while being beaten and wearing a crown made of thorns, a little torn rib cartilage ain’t stoppin Timmy!
Dear Tim, you know I tore some rib cartilage too. Except mine happened when I was stabbed in the side by a spear.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
That Gerard Warren gator chop was dangerous
January 18th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Tony Romo thinks Tim Tebow’s a pussy.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Dear Tim, you know I tore some rib cartilage too. Except mine happened when I was stabbed in the side by a spear.
That’s crazy, ms. The same thing happened to Jesus! Why did somebody stab you with a spear?
January 18th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
i wonder how many ways tim tebow will be integrated into TBL’s championship preview posts (if there are any).
January 18th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
My numbers by half: first half- 1 beer, 29 minutes of game action; second half- 8 beers, 4 beer pong games, 3 minutes of game action
January 18th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Tom Brady punting on third down
What?! I had flipped away before this happened. Belichick is such a cock. But that’s funny.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
So we’ve covered Michigan, Denard, Craig James, and Tebow. If there isn’t a Romo hat post in the works I’ll be pretty disappointed.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Hate crime?
January 18th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Ha! We’ll get another mock draft before we get a preview post
January 18th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Really? What are the odds on that happening?
/Blames unmarried women, public schools, Allah, atheists and those damn queer-o-sexuals
January 18th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Chris Simms thinks Tebow is a wuss.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
you mean one talking about how romo and tiger woods are going to tee it up together at the pebble pro-am?
January 18th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I am more shocked that Schefter took the time to stop blowing Tebow to report this
January 18th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I’m all for previewing the NFC Title Game. The AFC game? Go Ravens. There’s your preview.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
I never realized how much I use Wikipedia till today
January 18th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
#AnybodyButThePats
January 18th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
I never realized how much I use Wikipedia till today
hit the escape key while the page is loading. you’ll get your fix!
January 18th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
fixed for accuracy
January 18th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Seriously. Two weeks of Patriots fan gaggle between the conference title games and the Super Bowl? I’d rather shit hot knives.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Elisah VS Brady Part Deux is inevitable.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
That’s crazy, ms. The same thing happened to Jesus! Why did somebody stab you with a spear?
I went to a strict Catholic school growing up. That was only for talking in class.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
fluid buildup in the pleural cavity
oh man, both of them?
January 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Woah!
January 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Its a real shame that Tiger and Tebow were not paired together. I would love to watch Tiger trying to take his back swing and hear ‘Jesus loves the little children’ being hummed off camera.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
I once tore my rib cartilage for my floating rib in the middle of a golf swing. I wailed like a little girl. My friends still make fun of me
/doesn’t care – it hurt like a bitch just to breathe
January 18th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
hit the escape key while the page is loading. you’ll get your fix!
Woah!
Gotta get that good stuff. I got what you want.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Reminds me of this great band name.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I’ll be rooting for the Pats…do not want Bert going to the Superbowl.
/team good QBs
January 18th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
but has been in pain this week and had a chest MRI on Monday.
I wonder if these teams lease out their MRI machines when it’s not the season, or if they just sit idle.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
i wonder how many ways tim tebow will be integrated into TBL’s championship preview posts (if there are any).
oh, ye of little faith.
/topical
January 18th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Watching the Giants beat the Patriots again would make for great schadenfreude.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
STOP EVERYTHING.
Kelly Brook in lingerie photos that are SFW. GO MY CHILDREN! GO!
January 18th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
You can get hurt in the offseason.
/Robert Edwards
January 18th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
id love to see tebow’s “141 mph swing speed” next to someone who can generate 115-120 mph legitimately.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Gotta get that good stuff. I got what you want.
Dude, she’s not that young…
January 18th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Chris Simms thinks Tebow is a wuss.
and not a very good QB, I would imagine
January 18th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Kelly Brook in lingerie photos that are SFW. GO MY CHILDREN! GO!
she’s wearing a protective, anti-cameltoe guard
January 18th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
it’s like a mouthpiece for your vag. Jamming it in after you boil it in water for a minute must really hurt.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
NBHNC.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
id love to see tebow’s
“141 mph swing speed”slicing the ball into the Pacific Ocean next to someone who can generate 115-120 mph legitimately./fixed
January 18th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
I wonder if the MRI machine and technicians get all hot and bothered when having to image Tebow’s chest.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
it’s like a mouthpiece for your vag. Jamming it in after you boil it in water for a minute must really hurt.
I lol’d
January 18th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Why not this creature?
January 18th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
January 18th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Ouch!
January 18th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
NBHNC.
I was not aware of that expression. Funny. Horrid, but funny.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
I’ve got the opposite problem.
Giants fans blathering on about this being 2007 redux. I don’t think I can handle the Giants going to the Super Bowl.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Tiger will ask Romo where he can reach the “Romolicious” lady from the NFL playoff fantasy football commercial. She’s his type.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
If your team has been eliminated or was never in the playoffs, you’re pretty much on the Niners bandwagon, right?
January 18th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
tiger’s probably thunderfucking the crying packers fan from yesterday.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
anybody but the Ravens
January 18th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
pats all the way.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Meteor or bust for the AFC title.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
That is why I am rooting heavy for the Niners & Pats this weekend. I couldn’t take another Giants Superbowl win in my life (3 so far)
January 18th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
The niners bore me. Pass.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Niners-Ravens would give us two weeks worth of lazy comparisons to LSU-Alabama. DEFENSE!
January 18th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
CJ, Brady is playing in the Pro-Am.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
I’ll take a repeat of Superbowl 35.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Spencer probably roots for New England for the same reason I root for Alabama. Respect for the coaches.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
My father-in-law is a Giants fan.
I do not want a 2007 repeat. He was very cordial last time around, but there’s now way lightening can strike twice.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Yep.
/Team Large men sobbing for my entertainment
January 18th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Since my own team derped their way through the regular season and missed the playoffs, I was rooting for a Packers-Saints rematch, but since that won’t happen….Yep, I’m climbing aboard the Niner bandwagon.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
yep…and also, fuck jim harbaugh.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Dont mind if I do..
January 18th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I sit around a number of Giants fans at work…I do not want to deal with them again after ’07.
/Go Niners
January 18th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
it better be a hate fuck then.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I’ll take a repeat of Superbowl 35.
also known as the worst superbowl ever?
Only thing I remember was Jason Sehorn getting torched. Lol.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
If your team has been eliminated or was never in the playoffs, you’re pretty much on the Niners bandwagon, right?
I am rooting for the cover
January 18th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
6’3″
January 18th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
I thought that was Superbowl 37
January 18th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Only thing I remember was Jason Sehorn getting torched. Lol.
Say what you will about Sehorn, but he’s been tagging Angie Harmon for years now.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Say what you will about Sehorn, but he’s been tagging Angie Harmon for years now.
#RESPECT
January 18th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I think it’s generally accepted that it’s either Pats/Bears or Niners/Chargers.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
The Ravens have a shot if Flacco goes 4/12 for 40 yards and 1 pick. That’s how it worked against the Pats 2 years ago which turned Joe into an elite QB.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
I think it’s generally accepted that it’s either Pats/Bears or Niners/Chargers.
There’s a niners/broncos blowout in there too. There was a stretch of some pretty shitty super bowls for awhile there wasn’t there?
January 18th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Tell her after a couple of months on the Paula Deen diet she can call me.
/But also that I’m a man and I gotta be free so she’s gotta be responsible for birth control
January 18th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
It’s only fitting that the only QB God loves more than Tebow is Brady.
Super Bowl V is the correct answer. No, I don’t remember it. But watch anything NFL Films has made about it and you’ll agree.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
*nods*
*nods*
January 18th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Team Ravens. Ricky Williams deserves a ring after all the hell Tags and Fidel have put him through.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
really, SC hopping on the bandwagon of a team that’s won 5 super bowls? Color me shocked.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Tell her after a couple of months on the Paula Deen diet she can call me.
So Ashley Graham is more your style? Nothing wrong with that.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
By Brandon Stokley. The Jamie Moyer of wide receivers.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
but she’s a bat shit crazy republican now
January 18th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Presumably because four years into their existence the Saints were getting no love on media day?
January 18th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
eh, Niners-Broncos or Bills-Cowboys I might be the worst ones.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
but she’s a bat shit crazy republican now
So? My penis knows no politics.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Ravens-Giants at least had a dominant defense to keep one entertained and Bucs-Raiders was amusing just to see how horribly Gruden out-coached Callahan
Steelers-Seahawks was the worst Super Bowl I can remember since both teams deserved to lose
January 18th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Tell her after a couple of months on the Angie Harmon diet she can call me.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
kelly brook is so hot. love those newd photos as well. natural and juicy.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I thought she was kind of a normal republican, not of the bat shit crazy variety. She made fun of Bill OReilly on her new show.
/may or may not have just admitted that I watch Rizolli & Isles
January 18th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Tell her after a couple of months on the Angie Harmon diet she can call me.
Touché.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
that’s true, there were actually moments where it looked like both teams were actively trying to lose the game.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
/may or may not have just admitted that I watch Rizolli & Isles
I’d very much like to Rizolli Angie Harmon’s Isle.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
tebow turns down cbs. that blows
January 18th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I feel sorry for people who automatically rejects someone because of a political opinion.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
i am pretty sure she was on the birther and palin train.
wtf is a rizolli & isles?
January 18th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
tebow turns down cbs. that blows
I blame Dan Rather.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I watched that and The Closer when I was staying at home for a few weeks last year because my mom is the target audience (middle aged women with bad taste). Both were entertaining.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
I feel sorry for people who automatically rejects someone because of a political opinion.
Agreed. Especially when the person being judged looks like this.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
redwings v maple leafs at the big house next winter classic
January 18th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
mole, the Closer lady is near the top of my old-woman list
January 18th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
ugh, ms, too skinny. like calista flockhart skinny
January 18th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
ugh, ms, too skinny. like calista flockhart skinny
Don’t even make that comparison. Calista Flockhart is skeletor. Angie Harmon is a goddess.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
I mean, Harrison Ford probably dislocates Calista’s hip joint every time he puts his dick in her….Angie Harmon is just in good shape.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Super Bowl is gonna be Niners vs Pats, Brady does down to his favorite childhood team.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
I keep forgetting Harrison Ford is tapping those bones.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
ok, ms, to each his own…
sunken cheeked barbie
January 18th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
yeah jb49er i called that a couple weeks ago. i know everyone remembers and remains in awe
January 18th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Vez, if you think this is too skinny, then I don’t know what to tell you.
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all female shapes and sizes, but I take it as an empirical truth that Angie Harmon has always been hot.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Oh and that link is mildly NSFW.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Agreed. Especially when the person being judged looks like this.
i wont judge her on her politics, but rather her lack of breasts.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Menark: check out the ass in 115.
January 18th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
and the weird face. look sehorn, it’s ok, you are fuzzy from sexual frustration
January 18th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I prefer Rosie Jones or Holly Peers if you’re discussing UK broads.