Man Accused of Strangling Wife After She Said Warren Sapp “Seemed Nice”
Meet Christopher Ellis. The 49-year-old Floridian got drunk watching football on Sunday. At some point that evening, his wife said that Warren Sapp “seemed nice,” which set of an argument between the two.
Ellis followed his wife into the kitchen of their Lake Padgett Estates East home and grabbed her by the throat. He shoved the 37-year-old woman into their bedroom, pinned her on the bed, squeezed her throat and threatened to punch her teeth out and slapped her on the side of her head, the report states.
Ellis must not like the Bucs or The U.

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January 18th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Seems like a good guy.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
probably a Gator honk.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Warren Sapp is cool in my book because he would always put in monster dips in his post game interviews.
/quit October 2010
January 18th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Don’t start no shit wont be no shit.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
I’m no shrink, but I’m guessing these two had other issues
January 18th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Was coming in here to say the same thing. Nicely done.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Ellis must not like the Bucs or The U.
Of the blacks.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Dammit. Meant ‘or the blacks’.
/kicks rock
January 18th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
wow, he was 49 and she was 37. since it’s florida I bet they’ve been married for 25 years.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/all-about-the-u1.gif
January 18th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Florida only came 5th in the USA for percentage of searches for “How did I get pregnant.” I understand this was a major success for the state.
165,000 searches monthly
January 18th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
I enjoyed the less popular, less literate “how come pregnant”
January 18th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I’m feeling better about being a Tennessee native all the time.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
My wife met Bobby Brown at the Newark airport while he was waiting to pick up a kid. Said he seemed nice as well.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Damn, I am from Tennessee but live here. Double Whammy!
January 18th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
i want to strangle people that like assbag irvin and craig james, so i kind of get it.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
he was picking up some random kid? damn, pervert.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
This ranks up there with the man who killed his wife after she burnt his pasta.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
I live in Colorado – visited my sister in Deltona over Thanksgiving – for reasons still unclear to me, we went to some flea market between Deltona and New Smyrna Beach – there aren’t words to describe that collection of humanity – maybe intercourse inside a nuclear reactor.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Peyton Manning set to retire.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/peyton-manning-to-retire-rob-lowe-twitter-nfl-colts_n_1214203.html
January 18th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Check that…he burned the pasta and went nuts when she bitched about it. He slit her open from her chin to her navel and ripped her organs out.
Wow.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
there aren’t words to describe that collection of humanity – maybe intercourse inside a nuclear reactor.
So they were japanese?
January 18th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
This ranks up there with the man who killed his wife after she burnt his pasta.
How do you burn pasta?
January 18th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
You realize that Tebow’s mom was one of those 165,000, don’t you?
January 18th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
It was ziti and he (not she) must have left it in the oven too long. After filleting his wife open and putting her heart on a stake, he later put his child in the car and sought to engage a couple in a debate over gun control.
/I shit you not
January 18th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
How the fuck do you burn pasta. I’m pretty sure he killed her before the pasta was burnt.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
NHL, What the hell is wrong with people Stephen Douglas (CRM!)
Huh?
January 18th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Rob Lowe. your source for breaking sports news.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Baking. Lasagna, chicken parm, baked ziti… you can burn anything you put in the oven.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
trying to increase the page views for hockey posts.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
It was ziti and he (not she) must have left it in the oven too long
Ah ok, I can see that. I was picturing it burning on the stove somehow.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Geez
Hearing rumors about Hemsky. Not sure where he would fit since Hudler and Bert are playing top notch right now. Oil would want back a young d-man and a pick?
January 18th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I strongly suggest reading the article. Totally fucked up.
January 18th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Assumed the man involved here would be Mike Sherman, story lacks some pizazz now
January 18th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
you can burn ramen by spending too much time commenting here.
/me once
January 18th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Hearing rumors about Hemsky.
He’s as good as gone. Best Oiler of tha past 10 years, will join the distinguished list of players run out of town by the clowns running the show.
Oilers will be looking for a return similar to that of the Penner deal – late first round pick and a mid-level D prospect.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
I strongly suggest reading the article. Totally fucked up.
Florida or Ohio??
January 18th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
you can burn anything you put in the oven.
Unless that oven is dutch, and what you put it in was the girl who spent the night with you.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I strongly suggest reading the article. Totally fucked up.
pass. I like the ones where hot teachers bang teenage dudes, or where animals do amazing things. Why would I need to become depressed about some psychopath coming unhinged and doing despicable things, when the world is full of fun and interesting things?
January 18th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
*in it
shucks.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
you can burn anything that takes water. too much time on the heat and it will evaporate
/#ScienceClassWithTexansFan
January 18th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
you can burn ramen by spending too much time commenting here.
/me once
remember that time NDub (may he rest in peace) set some chicken to cooking in his oven, and then went out for the evening and came back 6 or so hours later?
Good times.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Rob Lowe is hot.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
What is worse is that he probably didnt add a pinch of seasoning to it.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Maybe a 1st and either Brian Lashoff or Nick Jensen.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Boston!
January 18th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Why would I need to become depressed about some psychopath coming unhinged and doing despicable things, when the world is full of fun and interesting things?
On that note, there’s a website called CharonBoat.com which exists solely to document in picture form suicides, murders, executions, and horrific accidents. I’m not sure what kind of individual it takes to run such a site, but I’m quite certain that I don’t want to meet that person.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
368,000 searches last month for ‘how to give a blowjob’ with Ireland leading the pack. Maine being the state that searches the most (weighted against all other searches). So I guess Maine girls lack experience but are interested in technique.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
What is worse is that he probably didnt add a pinch of seasoning to it.
and then tells you that like it somehow makes him better than you because of it. Because you need lemon juice, you’re the schmo.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
So I guess Maine girls lack experience but are interested in technique.
/waits for CJ to chime in
January 18th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
So I guess Maine girls lack experience but are interested in technique.
it’s so naive that you think it’s girls doing the searching
January 18th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
368,000 searches last month for ‘how to give a blowjob’ with Ireland leading the pack. Maine being the state that searches the most (weighted against all other searches). So I guess Maine girls lack experience but are interested in technique.
What I learned from that map is that Montana girls are either gigantic prudes or are raving sluts.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
it’s so naive that you think it’s girls doing the searching
+1
January 18th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Tennessee searches the most for “free meth”
January 18th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Sounds like Rotten.com
January 18th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
I just naturally associate the word ‘blowjobs’ with females, I guess you do not have that problem.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Faces of Death FTW!