Victor Martinez Has a Torn ACL, Likely Out For the Year
We’re only in mid-January but the Detroit Tigers have already been hit with some terrible news regarding the upcoming season after learning designated hitter Victor Martinez will likely miss all of 2012 due to a torn ACL in his left knee. The injury was suffered during an off-season workout that took place some time last week.
Since there’s obviously no immediate answer to replace Martinez, a No. 5 hitter with the second best OPS on the team, GM Dave Dombrowski can expect to get about 10 minutes of sleep for the next month and would be wise to simply affix his cell phone to his ear — yes, that would still look better than a Bluetooth — until a viable option is found. And he better hurry because the Yankees are rumored to be in the midst of reunion talks with Hideki Matsui, fork in back and all.
[via @WorldofIsaac, Freep]

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January 17th, 2012 at 7:09 PM
This stinks. Martinez has been an offensive asset wherever he’s played. And, you never hear of him stirring up crap in the clubhouse.
yes, that would still look better than a Bluetooth
Hey, now. What you got against Bluetooths (Blueteeth?)?
January 17th, 2012 at 7:15 PM
would be wise to simply affix his cell phone to his ear — yes, that would still look better than a Bluetooth
Racist.
January 17th, 2012 at 7:19 PM
Speaking of Hideki Matsui, did you know he has a huge porn collection?
/weirdest attempt at humanization in a sports column I’ve ever seen.
January 17th, 2012 at 7:33 PM
Carlos Pena would be a solid DH option.
January 17th, 2012 at 7:50 PM
Does he have Boner Jamz?
I would laugh at the suggestion of Pena. But I cannot, since I would take that sack of shit at 1B over Matt LaPorta.
January 17th, 2012 at 10:03 PM
That hurts, Vlad. It hurts because of the sheer truth of the statement. Shapiro has GOT to find a 1B before March starts.