Even Woody Paige’s Epic Faith in Tim Tebow Appears to Have Faltered
As the Denver Broncos stagger away from one of the worst playoff thrashings in NFL history, they may take a moment to peer into the dim mists of recent history and ask how they could be blindsided 45-10. Fortunately we have a terrific cultural artifact already whipped up by the always-frothy Woody Paige of the Denver Post. It’s nary a week old, and yet already seems like it was handed down from another era. After TIM TEBOW and the Denver Broncos beat injury-riddled Pittsburgh, old Woody wrote:
Who’s your quarterback, Denver?
Timmy Tremendous threw for a career-best 316 yards and two touchdowns (with no interceptions), and ran for 50 yards and a touchdown to lead the Broncos to their first playoff victory in six years. For all the nay-sayers and horse whisperers, Tebow will be the Broncos’ quarterback next weekend, next season and probably next decade. …
In a season of marvels and miracles, the Magical Mystery Tour of the Broncos goes on.
And Tim Tebow caused time to stand still.
OT.
Overwhelming Triumph.
Time stood still, all you horse-whisperers! Say nay to that!
Old Woody was still riding the sugar high of the Pittsburgh game when, a few days later, he wrote:
Tim Tebow is the Broncos’ quarterback.
As during the Elway Era, the scrutiny of, and spotlight on, Tebow will persist, but he’s here to stay. The search by Elway for a long-term successor to Elway is over.
Oh, but then Tebow went out and Tebowed with what by all objective observation was a terrible game of quarterbacking against the Pats. (Frankly every aspect of the Denver Broncos fell apart against the Patriots, with the occasional exception Willis McGahee and the running game.) Tebow attempted 26 passes, of which 9 were caught. That looked a little like his 10-for-21 day against the Steelers, except that the Steelers somehow managed to give up more than 300 yards on those 10 little completions. The Patriots gave up 136, which is more in line with what an NFL defense can be expected to give up when a quarterback throws footballs that blooper around like balloons with the air raspberrying out of them.
When Tebow fans, Paige included, make sweeping statements about how Tebow will be the Broncos’ quarterback for the next decade, they tend to omit the part where he disappears into the mountains for a spell and learns to throw. Not to lead, not to make good decisions — but to throw a hard, accurate spiral that arrives in the hands of receivers as they run. This is such an elemental skill to being a professional quarterback that it hardly seems worth mentioning, except that when professional bloviators such as Paige find an excuse to add a verse to the Book of Tebow they don’t qualify their prognostications. This year Tebow had a quarterback rating of 72.9, which isn’t dreadful for a quarterback making his first meaningful string of starts. But it was only good for 27th in the league, right between Colt McCoy and Rex Grossman. For a playoff team, a quarterback so faulty at quarterbacking was an aberration; the teams with the top 10 QBs by passer rating all made the playoffs. Only Tebow and Joe Flacco (18th) led teams to the postseason without being elite quarterbacks. For as misleading as individual stats can be in a team sport, the correlation between passer rating and wins is still high enough to justify its value.
Paige may be right. Tebow may start the next 100 games for the Broncos at quarterback. Pardon my skepticism for believing that’s about as likely as McCoy starting the next 100 games for the Browns. But there are going to be some rough patches, maybe years’ worth. Riding Timmy Tremendous for the rest of this Magical Mystery Tour will require brass ones from Denver’s front office, Elway included. They cannot falter in the way that, oh, say, Paige seems to have after the Pats blowout. After Saturday’s game, new Woody wrote:
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. —Whoa.
The wild ride of Tim Tebow and the Broncos has been stopped cold. …
Throughout, Tebow looked more lost than found. And the Broncos as a whole were “not up to par,” coach John Fox said. They weren’t up to playing.
Tom Brady wannabe Tim Tebow couldn’t begin to be anything like the Patriots’ extraordinary quarterback Saturday night. He suffered in comparison and in the deep freeze.
Brady completed his first eight passes and was 26-of-34 overall for 363 yards and a half dozen — yes, six — touchdowns. Tebow was 9-of-26 for 136 yards, no touchdown and no life.
“Tom Brady wannabe”? How quickly the coat turns. But at least Paige has “probably the next decade” to make it back onto the Tebow bandwagon, and a helluva lot can happen in 10 years. Maybe another playoff win, even.

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January 16th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
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January 16th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
That was a big build up to tell us a writer called him a “Tom Brady wannabe”.
January 16th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
i guess this will do…?
January 16th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Of course, the first Monday morning football post, after a weekend with one of the greatest NFL playoff games ever, and a massive upset, we get a Tim Tebow post. Lovely.
January 16th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
It’s very amusing to me that the Ravens’ fans want more press and respect, when the lack of pub is the only reason America doesn’t hate them for their trash-talking in the face of no accomplishments. Not to mention, the last thing Baltimore should want is for mainstream America to realize what we’ve known about Flacco all along… that he’s a middling QB with a good defense = Alex Smith
January 16th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
and not even a very thoughtful one at that.
January 16th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
i do find it interesting that Flacco and the Ravens find it appropriate to whine about Flacco not getting enough credit from their fans for what he does.
which is essentially the trait in QB’s you really want in a big spot, worrying about whether you can prove your haters wrong and do something to get credit for a win.
January 16th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Especially when he is neither over or under-rated…just a properly rated, run-of-the-mill QB.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Flacco is so frustrating to watch he can only throw screen passes and down the sideline seams that require circus catches.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
When will TBL’s epic faith in Sam Eifling finally start to falter?
The worst writer this site has seen since … BBoB?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Gangsta thugs? Ray Rice is a thug, mark it down. Camera panned away several times when he was talking trash after a play, or getting up off the ground and “pushing off” a defender or cheap shot. Don’t worry, the Pats will rile him up and he’ll do something stupid
January 16th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Which I find amusing considering the media deep throats them every year. Wanting them to replace the Steelers as the team in the North. They finally got it right this year out of 5 attempts. I blame the whining towards John Harbaugh who always has the look on his face that a bully stole his kickball every game.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Eifling is Mark Sanchez to TBL’s Rex Ryan
January 16th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
poor BBoB.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I’m really hoping the Pats destroy them. Everything about Suggs (stupid nickname, trash talking, the moronic Ball So Hard shit) pisses me off. I’m so glad there aren’t guys like that on the Pats roster.
/scans Pats roster for exceptions
January 16th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
The next post will be about how there is too much Tebow coverage.
I’ll be honest, he’s been a little “meh” for me, too. There’s always Lisk, though.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Talking trash = thug? I’m not buying that.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
it’s absurd they played a penalty free game, saw a couple late hits and helmet to helmet that didn’t get called.
i do hope they get all riled up this week and make stupid penalties, the same way they coughed up the game last year in the playoffs to the steelers.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I can’t wait for TBL to write about how the AFC title game won’t have high ratings because Tebow isn’t playing
January 16th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I dont know where I saw it, but someone was calling this game Uggs vs Suggs.
Did everyone catch Ray Lewis try to look heroic in front of the cameras yesterday carrying Ed Reed off the field? Motherfucking phony.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Agreed. Boldin is the one that got away with some bullshit.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I still get a chubby thinking about that night. After Big Ben’s 3rd and 19, guy next to me thought he could pick me up and I fell down 2 rows. Walking was difficult for over a week. Well worth it.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I’m more offended that it’s an Eifling post.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I’m worried a little bit. As bad as they looked, they bitch slapped the Steelers twice this year, including in Pittsburgh late in the year with the division title on the line. I’m worried about a flukey deep bomb to Torrie Smith hurting them. If they rotated McCourty at corner for running plays (Ihedigbo is good vs. the run) and at safety for nickel plays (with Moore/Arrington/Molden-Edelman at the corners), I’d feel a little better about protecting against long pass plays.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
TJ
Columbia, South Carolina (CNN) — At his campaign events, Newt Gingrich — the veteran politician who now sees himself as an unlikely political underdog — blasts the theme song from the 1984 film “The Karate Kid.”
“Try to believe, though the going gets rough, that you gotta hang tough to make it…” goes the opening stanza from “You’re the Best.” “Fight ’til the end, cause your life will depend, on the strength that you have inside you.”
/TJ
January 16th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
/accurate
January 16th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Ah, what I wouldn’t give for a middling defense to go along with a good QB.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Sweep the leg.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
the key is taking ray rice out of the game and keeping the ball in the middle of the field where the defenders can collapse on the ball carrier after a reception.
I am still not sure the ravens can take away Gronk, Hernandez and Welker at the same time, especially now that Hernandez in the backfield adds a new coverage wrinkle.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Really? You’re quibbling on semantics? They beat them down once, and then smacked them in the mouth late in the 4th quarter of a close game. Pittsburgh is going to have to call the Ravens their daddy till 2012.
/later 2012, not this 2012
January 16th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Ravens please dispatch of this gimmicky team.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Running from the backfield is gimmicky?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Ravens fans are the best. Looking forward to the deer-in-headlights Flacco face this weekend. Good luck NOT facing TJ Yates.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Bragging rights for next year is meningless when the world is going to end before the season stops next year.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
If Lump just called me a Ravens fan, there’s gonna be a problem.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Really? You’re quibbling on semantics?
To be fair, isn’t that your move?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
ESPN = TBL
Fucking Broncos talk before Niners/Saints.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
I’d put money down right now on Baltimore talking about 2011 the entire week leading up to the first game, and then literally laying a big stinking egg at midfield.
/Duffy
January 16th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
I’d like to see Bal and SF win just so the fan boys on this site would have to shut up. There are what, 8 total fans of those two teams on this site? The lack of shit talking would be nice. Already a great day without stupid ass GB fans dropping “Belt” on us.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Shouldn’t you be off killing NDub again?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Sorry. That would be a horrible thing to call someone. Referring to anyone who thinks Baltimore will win this weekend.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Maybe Aaron Rodgers should have discount double-checked for double coverage before throwing those interceptions…
January 16th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
throwing those interceptions…
He only had one… SEMANTICS!!
/being an ass
January 16th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
With a tight end it is. You should know. The Pats just dispatched of such a team. Hernandez should probably sit though. He got his bell rung hard.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
did anyone ever compile a breakdown of commenter fandom on this site?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I’d like to know what time of the season they play each other first. I knew it had bad news written all over when we played them at Baltimore during week 1. They shouldn’t meet at all until November, and then play again during the last week.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
/waves
What the hell happened to NDub? Hasn’t tweeted for 2 months either.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
i heard his campaign manager told him to cut back on the social media and blogs while he ran for president in the GOP field.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I remember when it seemed like everyone was from Ohio. That was awful.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Yeah, I’m sure the mighty Pats defense is going to scare Flacco.
I can’t wait until the Ravens win this game. Driving Steelers and Pats fans insane is almost as great as winning the Super Bowl.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Hm, it’s apparently that I missed most of the game. I did like whoever said they should bench Rodgers (who at that point, wasn’t really the problem).
Maybe? I guess? It seems like an extra threat to be aware of to me. Seems maybe silly to get him concussed in the 4th quarter of a game, but if Hernandez is split back into the backfield, the Ravens have to pay attention now. I like the idea of giving the opposing team as many things to worry about as possible.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
What the hell happened to NDub? Hasn’t tweeted for 2 months either.
Last we heard he was hitting on some fatty over in Athens… let this be a lesson learned…. chubby chasing is dangerous.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Mostly for them…
January 16th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I’m with you on not meeting early, but Pittsburgh definitely had the advantage with the first game of the season being in Baltimore and the much more important late-season game taking place in Pittsburgh.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Thank god the Cavs and OSU sucked this year.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
I have heard talk of a spreadsheet that is creepy in its comprehensiveness as it is comprehensive in its creepiness.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Im pretty sure TBL was completely serious when he said they should’ve started Flynn
January 16th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
The lack of shit talking would be nice. Already a great day without stupid ass GB fans dropping “Belt” on us.
There’s what, like 3 of us on here? Butters, Me, and that other guy? I don’t think any of us were that obnoxious. I don’t think any of us were talking shit when we were 14-0 or before the game yesterday. An occasional “belt” is the reward for winning a superbowl.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Fascinating, because both the fans and the Ravens players treated that game like it was their Super Bowl. Quite the advantage for us.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
The Pats D will not scare Flacco. He’ll be able to throw his usual 20 screen passes and check downs to Rice. What will scare him is Tom Brady marching up and down the field putting up points. Can’t wait to see Ray Ray try to cover the Pats TE’s. That will be high comedy.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
SC started one….but he mentioned the other day it hasn’t been worked on in a while.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
I just like the idea of Tom Brady being 0-2 in the playoffs versus Joe Flacco.
/Or 0-2 to Eli Manning in Superbowls
either or.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
i could see hernandez and gronk splitting appearances in the backfield with a RB but turning it into a passing play to the opposite side of where they line up.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I’m going to have to root for SF this weekend, if the Pats win. I don’t think I can physically handle another Pats-Giants Superbowl.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Which network has the Super Bowl this year?
/please say NBC, please say NBC
January 16th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
The whole ‘belt’ stuff paled in annoyance level to the
Brewerscheaters ‘beast mode’ stuff.January 16th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Who I want to win it all
1. Niners
2. Giants
3. Haley’s Comet hitting foxboro
January 16th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Which network has the Super Bowl this year?
/please say NBC, please say NBC
NBC!
January 16th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
The whole ‘belt’ stuff paled in annoyance level to the Brewers cheaters ‘beast mode’ stuff.
Sounds like a butthurt D-backs fan. One that probably turned a blind eye to Luis Gonzales cheating?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
yeah I know. why root for a good game?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Seriously, we’re gonna start picking out random steroid users to say one team was cheating and the rest weren’t? The “belt” move got played out. And now it’s over. Let’s all move on.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Seriously, we’re gonna start picking out random steroid users to say one team was cheating and the rest weren’t? The “belt” move got played out. And now it’s over. Let’s all move on.
YYSA brought it up.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Why would I want a good game. I want the Patriots to win. I don’t really give a shit if you are entertained by it.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
No proof! That was the way baseball used to be. Roger Maris record season was a flukey season like Gonzos. Pull hitter got extra pulley for a year. Insert more excuses.
Seriously Braun sucks. Fuck him.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
#facepalm
January 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Im pretty sure TBL was completely serious when he said they should’ve started Flynn
Even the king troll himself isnt that clueless
January 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Seriously Braun sucks. Fuck him.
Well, he doesn’t suck. But he probably cheated. And I don’t care. Nor do I care about Gonzales. Love me some roids.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Are you not entertained?
January 16th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
I laughed out loud at #3.
January 16th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Satan Incarnate on Earth would never allow that to happen, especially not just one week after slaying Jesus Incarnate on Earth.
January 16th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
I love this logic. So because the Ravens came into that game prepared, Pittsburgh losing at home with the division on the line is somehow a less meaningful loss?
As a Ravens fan, I’d gladly wan’t the second game at home. Week one is always a coin flip week full of aberrations, especially after a lockout-shortened season.