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By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:43:00 +0000

I think all our regular female commenters would be in the same realm as Jenny. I’d need to see their relationship interaction to confirm though but since I’m not in One Hour Photo I will not.

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:40:27 +0000

And doesn’t exist in the real world.

Hence the operative word dream.

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:30:48 +0000

I dunno if I buy it… his whole persona just screams “cocksucker” kinda like Bubba Watson.
Bubba threw a real hissy fit at Firestone. He does play to the camera but I wouldn’t say I dislike him, I do like his game. Game’s more compelling for him being involved. Bubba just melted down in that PGA playoff, terrible tactical mistake at the end. Rory’s obviously had his moments but he does do a lot of charity work. Must admit I do like Sabbo in that people hate him so much.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:29:29 +0000

Wouldn’t this describe CJ?

My hubby likes me ok.

But I havent gotten high since college

By: guinnessgirl13

guinnessgirl13 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:27:50 +0000

Based on what little we know of her on the show, wouldn’t she be the perfect wife? sexy, loves sports, informed enough to have a fantasy team and be good at it, likes to drink and get high on occasions…

Wouldn’t this describe CJ? Without the crazy.

By: volduck

volduck — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:27:37 +0000

Have Rosie and Chris Berman ever been seen together? Not exactly twins, but she could easily be his slightly younger sister.

By: MP

MP — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:24:04 +0000

Her character on The League is pretty much my dream wife.

And doesn’t exist in the real world.

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:23:27 +0000

It’s science, people.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:22:22 +0000

Based on what little we know of her on the show, wouldn’t she be the perfect wife? sexy, loves sports, informed enough to have a fantasy team and be good at it, likes to drink and get high on occasions…
Those are the kinds of wife who set a closet of suits on fire because they’re actually crazy and have to be “one of the guys” because they’re so fucking off tilt that even women wont deal with them.

Well then.

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:20:43 +0000

so hottttt

Her character on The League is pretty much my dream wife.

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:20:38 +0000

Those are the kinds of wife who set a closet of suits on fire because they’re actually crazy and have to be “one of the guys” because they’re so fucking off tilt that even women wont deal with them.

I guess that makes a lot of sense. I can understand that

By: Hef

Hef — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:19:39 +0000

The preening from Arizona’s Kyle Fogg started all of this. What a clown.

It feels like your stance on preening is inconsistent. Having said that: Fuck Tucson.

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:16:41 +0000

Based on what little we know of her on the show, wouldn’t she be the perfect wife? sexy, loves sports, informed enough to have a fantasy team and be good at it, likes to drink and get high on occasions…

Those are the kinds of wife who set a closet of suits on fire because they’re actually crazy and have to be “one of the guys” because they’re so fucking off tilt that even women wont deal with them.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:15:28 +0000

“Woman Calls 911 After Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead Of Crack Cocaine”

I love this line in that story:
“Officers reportedly responded to the home of the alleged dealer where they were denied access. Residents there denied selling drugs and refused to let the cops in.”

At which point Chief Wiggum and Lou apparently said, “Oh, all right,” and went back to the station for more coffee and donuts.

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:14:37 +0000

They should hire Katie Aselton from ‘The League’ if they are looking for good looking and funny.

Based on what little we know of her on the show, wouldn’t she be the perfect wife? sexy, loves sports, informed enough to have a fantasy team and be good at it, likes to drink and get high on occasions…

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:13:48 +0000

They should hire Katie Aselton from ‘The League’ if they are looking for good looking and funny.

so hottttt

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:13:27 +0000

Before Comedy Central he wrote for The Onion and Space Ghost though, dude’s resume is tighter than Spence’s backswing.

UW-Alumn!

By: YYSA

YYSA — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:11:33 +0000

needs a new/funny correspondent though. Olivia Munn was a dudd.

They should hire Katie Aselton from ‘The League’ if they are looking for good looking and funny.

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:11:27 +0000

I have to say that Karlin being gone for so long hurts his rep in my mind

Before Comedy Central he wrote for The Onion and Space Ghost though, dude’s resume is tighter than Spence’s backswing.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:09:57 +0000

Olivia Munn was a dudd.

As bad as Munn was (and she was terrible) the mexican dude they hired was even worse. They set the bar so high with Carrell and Colbert, though. That’s tough to follow.