Roundup: Rasheed Wallace Wants to Return to the NBA, Arizona and Oregon State Scuffled & Shaq Cursed on TNT
Nina Dobrev … are Ron Paul supporters hacking the twitter accounts of musicians? … the new 90210 is the “Least cared about show on TV” … Rosie O’Donnell participated in a shark killing … here’s a nice $57 catch … Philly weatherman fired after telling Playboy about his Hangover-like experience in South Beach … “Dwarf left paralysed after being thrown by drunken Rugby fan” … Minka Kelly shot down Jake Gyllenhaal … 10 days in jail for having a messy yard … reprimanded for wearing a “Ball so Hard” shirt to school … “Woman Calls 911 After Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead Of Crack Cocaine” … wingman for hire … Heather Locklear is ok! … hopefully the TSA didn’t keep any of your loose change …
Receiver Rueben Randle has decided to leave LSU early and enter the NFL draft, and it sounds like they’re losing Russell Shepard, too. [Twitter]
Key free agent moves – plus the addition of Wade Phillips – are why the Texans made a defensive revival. [Chronicle]
Everyone’s going to have a clunker: Minnesota 77, Indiana 74. In Bloomington. [Star]
Poor Devon Ramsay. The NCAA screwed this kid, then he got hurt, then UNC changed coaches. [NYT]
UVA put up a good fight against Duke, but missed two three-pointers that would have sent the game to overtime and lost, 61-58.. [Progress]
The regular season is what’s wrong with college football, writes Berry Tramel. [Oklahoman]
“ESPN, Fox Resist Handing Over Sports Broadcast Deals in Lawsuit by Former College Athletes.” [Hollywood Reporter]
NHL fighting is down 25 percent this season! [USA Today]
Rasheed Wallace is contemplating a return to the NBA. [Woj]
Wisconsin QB Russell Wilson told the Colorado Rockies he’s going to give the NFL a shot. [Times]
If you’re analyzing the value of NFL QBs when taking salaries into account, this is what you get. [NY Jets Cap]
Lamar Odom is not working in Dallas. [Star-Telegram]
A very attractive cheerleader at the University of North Alabama. [College Cheer Heaven]
Here’s a columnist stirring the pot: McGahee, not Tebow, is Denver’s MVP. [Post]
Sophia Bush rules.
Over a week old, half a million views … but I’m guessing this crowd isn’t hip to Asian volleyball.
Impressive splice job: Obama singing Lady Gaga’s, “Born this way.”
Shaq thought they were in commercial there at the end. [via]
The preening from Arizona’s Kyle Fogg started all of this. What a clown. [Republic]
- Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Cain Velasquez Knocked Out Bigfoot Silva, Retains UFC Heavyweight Title at UFC 160 [gif]
- Junior dos Santos Knocked Out Mark Hunt With a Spinning Heel Kick at UFC 160 [gif]
- Everett Golson, Notre Dame QB, Reportedly Has Left the School [UPDATE]
- Gregg Popovich and His Two Word “Turnover” Interview [Video]
- resolutedefense on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Some Random Old Dude on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- resolutedefense on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Tim Ryan on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
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January 13th, 2012 at 8:02 AM
They caught him
January 13th, 2012 at 8:09 AM
Him saying “Shit” was the most interesting thing he’s said this season. Shaq sucks on TV, as I predicted from the beginning.
/bring back C-Webb
January 13th, 2012 at 8:14 AM
hopefully the TSA didn’t keep any of your loose change …
i’d say keeping loose change is universal SOP. TSA just can’t win…
January 13th, 2012 at 8:14 AM
that’s some weak gear.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Joe Theisman on 680 the Fan in Atlanta:
“Well, with Brian Shottenheimer as the new OC …”
What? If this is true, I’m cancelling my season ticket order. That would truly suck.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:16 AM
Agree to disagree.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
It ain’t right. If Bolaris were a woman, he wouldnt be fired. He was the victim!
January 13th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
By the looks of that video everyone on U of A’s bench should have been tossed. Can’t come onto the court – period.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Mr. Redford, what are you doing on line so early? It’s only 5 am on the left coast
January 13th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
I would say he is just as important to the offense. ran for 1200 yards at almost 5 yards a clip, and that is with 8 or 9 guys in the box.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
How long until the Rasheed Wallace is bankrupt story comes out.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
That’s not so much the TSA keeping people’s change as people walking off without their change, and the TSA putting it into a very big jar.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
A very attractive cheerleader at the University of North Alabama.
Agree to disagree.
she looks like a mouse.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
God forbid someone is trying to get a little poon.
Oh, and the Alabama cheerleader looks like a chipmunk.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Too bad she didn’t get eaten by the shark.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
she makes perfect chum.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
I’m 99% positive the TSA MF’s at Reagan stole my camera a couple months ago.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Middle chick, last pic. She’s your winner. And I’ve been on line (in line?) since 6am EST.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
I probably contributed a dollar or so to the 400k total. Normally will only keep quarters when traveling.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
McGahee for Denver MVP isn’t a completely trollish stance. The dude put up numbers against stacked fronts when Jebow couldn’t get the ball down the field.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Why would you wish such horrible things on that sharks digestive tract?
January 13th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Trade him to Phoenix please.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
True, my apologies to the shark.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
There’s a lot off great digs in that Asian volleyball video, but the real reason the point lasts so long is that neither team has anybody that can actually spike the ball and put it away. Both teams needs 6’4″ black chick with major hops.
But perhaps tall athletic black ones ruin the beauty of this game like they do soccer.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
He has a point. Remember the South Park when a Dawson’s Creek trapper keeper turns into a huge electronic monster that eats everything, and then dies after eating Rosie O’Donnell?
January 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
i am now thinking of that peanut butter snickers commercial with the sharks. what do you think rosie o’donnell would taste like to a shark?
January 13th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Nice brunette to start off the Friday morning.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Ha! I forgot about that. Damn that must have been one of the first couple seasons.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Agree with Mantis Toboggan. Looks like she’s got her ass wound up too tight.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Has there ever been a woman like this in Hollywood that looks the same from the last 3 decades??? wow.
Pic from 1988 and then a pic from 2008. Either got really good genes or a killer plastic surgeon
January 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Fish
January 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
fish
January 13th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Mid 50s Christine Brinkley is the only one I can think of.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
The Friday roundup is more loaded than the Oregon cheerleading squad.
Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Bolaris apparently had other issues with the Fox management. He’s pretty much burned every bridge in Philly…no way does ABC pick him up. CBS would since they’re in the crapper.
Solid roundup, need more coffee to start the day.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
fish.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
That Uptown Girl can still get it.
/Billy Joel’d
January 13th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
you guys aren’t creative. what kinda fish?
January 13th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
fish.
/hernia’d
January 13th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Ellen Degeneres
January 13th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Well done, hawkeye
January 13th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Hammerhead, of course
January 13th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
spoiled.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
what the hell?
January 13th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
the main course.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
No, Ellen is more of a Dory
January 13th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
+1
January 13th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
The Whale Shark.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Nice
January 13th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Who’s ready for the new Wes Anderson movie??
January 13th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Are you kidding? Spencer has #利 in the MLJ Fantasy Asian Volleyball League.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Mammal.
/hernia
January 13th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
no.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Christie Brinkley probably held up better. Locklear hung w/ a rough crowd, probably got a great team of dcotors, etc.
Women that’ll be 50 this year: Demi Moore, Jodi Foster, Gina Gershon, Kelly Preston, Marcia Cross & Gina Gershon
January 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
I need a copy of your tracking program. Piratebay or custom build?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
I’m impressed that Gershon will turn 50 twice.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
she’s the hakeem nicks of turning 50.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Jake’s begging Minka Kankles for a shot while Ryan Gosling is shagging Eva Mendes. Life sucks when you’re not the hot indie actor du jour.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Who goes to/rents these movies?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
That North Alabama cheerleader is arguably the LEAST attractive female you’ve ever posted claiming to be attractive. I’m no Brad Clooney etc., and generally refrain from saying these things…but no, she isn’t even remotely attractive. She is, in fact, somewhat ugly.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
there were musicians on that list?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Glad they caught that guy, CJ. Hope he gets locked up for a while.
I was surprised to find out I get Monday off. I thought MLK was just a financial and educational holiday.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
“We have a philosophical difference of opinion of what constitutes a law.”
January 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Needs more Eva Mendes photos.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
i dunno about that…couple of those were ok.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
+1js
January 13th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
The regular season is what’s wrong with college football, writes Berry Tramel.
did’t read, of course, but it brings up something i’d never thought about: the ncaa takes the scheduling away from ADs and does it NFL style. If the conference title isn’t as huge as it used to be because of the BCS, wtf do conference matchups matter?
/waits for shitstorm from alma mater freaks
January 13th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
look, it’s nice when ladies in their 50s look ok, but really, would you still choose one of them over 30s and 20s nice? no way.
at some point, just look old. old women looking like young women are fucking freaky
January 13th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
NHL fighting is down 25 percent this season!
Would have liked them to provide figures for each year since the lockout, not sure you can reach much of a conclusion comparing just to last year.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I’ll take that GILF in the old school Bowflex commercials any day of the week.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Awesome
January 13th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Piratebay or custom build?
Here you go.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
this is way too general. their are extreme exceptions to this rule.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
I understand having a particular style, but christ every one of that guy’s movies looks sounds and feels exactly the same. Although I did laugh at Ed Norton saying, “Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop!”
January 13th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
must have landed on it in the midst of jumping.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
there*
January 13th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
so does scorsese and tarantino’s. can’t all be michael bay’s, ya know?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
NHL fighting is down 25 percent this season!
I been to two hockey games in the past two season. Both games I saw a fight. nhlhotpicks.com
January 13th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Did anyone watch Colbert last night? I recorded the show but was passed out by 10 due to my night time cough medicine. He was going to make an announcement about running for the primary in SC. At least I think that’s what he was going to announce.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
No.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Rosie O’Donnell participated in a shark killing …
sounds like a terrific hunt.
/hates rosie
January 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Yes but the good looking woman in her fiftys is twice as desperate and thus twice as likely to fellash me
January 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I wonder if he would have wrote this if his home state Cowboys played for the title?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
No one outside of tofu latte drinking film school dropouts.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Who’s ready for the new Wes Anderson movie??
people who are in the mood to not laugh.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
yea, i guess not as much as wes anderson’s do, but those two def have a TON of the same themes and techniques in their catalog. you could almost have a checklist and mark shit off as you see it, they use em so often. like scorsese’s giant, scrolling, uncut camera shots.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
You either love his style or hate it. I remember seeing Tenenbaums in theaters and I was dying laughing but at the same time people were leaving the theater.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
I view Anderson like I view early Kevin Smith. The first couple you saw you liked, but the next three were all the same. I’ll pass.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Does anyone LIKE Rosie? Still can’t understand how her talk show was so popular.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Like I said, it’s one thing to have a style, its another to come across ANY one of a director’s movies and wonder, “Which one is this?” It’s like listening to a band put out the same album over and over and over.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
ACDC still kicks ass.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
That cheerleader’s face…ooof.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
here’s the way i see it…some artists constantly evolve while some find their style and it’s so much a part of them they can’t shake it. one of my favorite bands is iron maiden and they still sound the exact same as they did on number of the beast…because when they tried other shit, it was horrible. shit…when i saw them last summer people BOOED them when they played new songs.
like, you expect something going into a wes anderson movie and if he did soemthing stylistically different, some people would feel like they got sold a bill of goods.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
this is way too general.
no. every single case.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
if andy warhol did classical oil portraits of the rich, he wouldn’t be andy warhol anymore.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Yeah I didnt watch it but I just read an article, he officially transferred his PAC over to Jon Stewart so he could run
January 13th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Doesn’t help when you use almost the exact same cast each and every time. Especially Schwartzman
January 13th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
sounds like a terrific hunt.
ha. say that real fast
January 13th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
That cheerleader’s face…ooof.
Agree. Funny how people can be fooled so easily by a fake tan and blonde dye job.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
yysa, old acdc is the bomb-diggity
/powerage, let there be rock
January 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
i can’t remember any of the names of joe pesci’s characters in scorsese movies…they’re all the same guy.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I only like Wes Anderson when Bill Murray is the dominate force. For example, The Life Aquatic.
/”don’t point that gun at him, he is an unpaid intern.”
January 13th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
she kind of reminds me of a chick I knew in college. we called her “Red Flag”.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Easy to tell TBL favorites for the year. If this were another Big 10 team, it would have been “FRAUDY, FRAUDY, FRAUDULENT FRAUDS lose a terrible game”.
Indiana is showing big time warts right now. They needed 16 3′s (and 67% from 3 range) to beat Penn State by 6. Minny just destroyed them on the offensive glass last night.
IU has improved a ton, but they are really lacking defensively. They are also becoming very, very reliant on the 3. Past history will show that those types of teams lose it in February through the grind of the season.
Hoosiers might be most improved in the country, but the jury is out on whether they can continue the run of great wins. I think the road starts to get them, as do some teams at home.
/Minny won last night playing 8v5 for most of the last 10 minutes too.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
oh, hello there howard, old friend, next door neighbor…oh yeah, get your fucking jumbo jet off my airport
January 13th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
So you’re a big fan of “Rushmore”?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
twice as desperate
ugh. that increases the nastiness
January 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Right, I consider those kinds of bands (like ACDC and Iron Maiden) more like craftsmen, they find what they do well, build their audience and stick with it. But I think that sort of thing lends itself easier to music than film. I probably shouldn’t have used that analogy. Bad job by me.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
thank god it’s friday.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I remember seeing Tenenbaums in theaters and I was dying laughing but at the same time people were leaving the theater.
love it.
i was sorry to hear about your mother. she was terribly attractive
January 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
she kind of reminds me of a chick I knew in college. we called her “Red Flag”.
Haha… still waiting for cleveland girl to throw up one of those. Although, I’ve never had more of a sure thing. Even I couldn’t screw this up.
/will probably screw it up
January 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Yep
January 13th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
ha. say that real fast
someone’s had their coffee
January 13th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Those aged gals will pick up the tab.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
no, i think we’re on the same page here, cuz i def agree with you on wes’ style. im not the biggest fan either.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
What Colbert is doing is fucking brilliant. He’s exposing the absurdity of a Super PAC and how ridiculous they are. Romney saying he has no control over his is retarded. Obama will say the same shit when the Rep field is down to one. They’re all absurd.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
ACDC still kicks ass
oh, just read this again. i don’t think they’ve made good new music since back in black
January 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Bingo Wally. Will be very, very surprised to see them playing in the 2nd week of the tournament. Still deserve kudos for a major rebuild, though.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
What Colbert is doing is fucking brilliant. He’s exposing the absurdity of a Super PAC and how ridiculous they are. Romney saying he has no control over his is retarded. Obama will say the same shit when the Rep field is down to one. They’re all absurd
Seriously considering just not voting. It’s all a fucking joke.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
hmmm…ive always liked thunderstruck, only for the opening riff.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
thank god it’s friday.
man,no shit. this has been a long week.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
It’s one of Hackmans best roles and he hated the ever loving fuck out of it.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Seriously considering just not voting. It’s all a fucking joke.
i didnt in 2008, and i wont in 2012. they are all shit, and i am not voting just to say i did.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Shaq sucks on TV, as I predicted from the beginning.
Don’t worry, he’ll get bored with it after a year, and throw Ernie (who by all accounts is the nicest man on the planet) under the bus and blame him for his terrible showing.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
If you listen to their newer stuff they are still doing the same thing. Like Van Halen but not horrible.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Vote Paul or independent. Get your friends involved. The system can be beat if everybody buys in.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
im sure he will…but considering how outrageous his spending habits were a few years ago when his divorce details came out, one would think he’s going to need some sort of income.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
but considering how outrageous his spending habits were a few years ago when his divorce details came out, one would think he’s going to need some sort of income.
good point.
+20K a month for fuel for his vehicles
January 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
She was good in Curb this year.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I think it shows a lot about our political will that Romney will be the nominee and the vast machine that is the Tea Party hates him. Remember when the Tea Party mattered? That was so 2010. The Right is going to nominate a big government “conservative” and try to sell the public on him being a true conservative. The difference between Romney and Obama is almost razor thin. Watching each team try to draw lines of distinction between each other will be high comedy.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Vote Paul or independent. Get your friends involved. The system can be beat if everybody buys in.
That’s the thing though… it can’t. People are sheep. I can get every person I’ve ever come in contact with in my entire life to vote for Paul and it still wouldn’t matter. And Paul has some good ideas, but he’s also pretty out there on some other stuff that I don’t agree with.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
She was good in Curb this year.
i hold curb in the highest regard, but i wanted to kill larry david for including this stupid bitch in his brilliant show.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
We get it. Craig James is s a cock. Him admitting he took money is about as shocking as McGwire admitting he took steroids.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Wonder how much the Icy Hot patch endorsement pays.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
There’s only so many guys with free reign in film. A studio isn’t financing Tarantino to do a Malick film. Wes Anderson will not get financing to make a Michael Bay movie.
I mean, Judd Apatow did Funny People and will (hopefully) never get financing to do a movie like that again.
Tarantino movies are their own sub-genre now. Like a Bond movie. You don’t compare them to other movies, just other ones done by Tarantino.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Paul’d “good” ideas are outweighed by him being batshit crazy on several others.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I miss Rosie O’Donnell
January 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Great ACDC song when you are depressed drinking alone late: Ride On.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
re: colbert…jon stewart taking over his super pac.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
We get it. Craig James is s a cock. Him admitting he took money is about as shocking as McGwire admitting he took steroids.
McGwire never got on a documentary and swore he didnt tho. He just kept his mouth shut. James screamed to everyone that would listen that he didnt take money
January 13th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
James screamed to everyone that would listen that he didnt take money
And you believed him?
January 13th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Hilarious.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I fail to see how that is much different than his norm other than it ran 45 minutes too long.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
re: colbert…jon stewart taking over his super pac.
Colbert really needs about 6 Emmys for exposing how ridiculous the system is in such a clever and funny manner. The guy has been on fire for about a year now.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
And you believed him?
I believe everything I see on TV, thats why its on TV.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Rory S -3
January 13th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
It almost makes me wish I was a registered voter in South Carolina.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
It almost makes me wish I was a registered voter in South Carolina.
I agree… but “Almost” is the key word. South Carolina is a great place to vacation. Not sure I’d want to live there though.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Ben Karlin > Colbert.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Loved the link. But don’t worry, she’s back…on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Ben Karlin > Colbert.
Well, if it’s ALL Karlin’s material… Colbert can deliver the hell out of it.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
How long has he been gone, because the shows are still great now.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Five years.
I’m tired of Colbert.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
How long has he been gone, because the shows are still great now.
Oh… I didn’t even know he had left… Colbert has never been better… Daily show is holding steady… needs a new/funny correspondent though. Olivia Munn was a dudd.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I don’t usually watch Colbert as I like TDS better, but this bit on the Super PACs is just pitch perfect. I have to say that Karlin being gone for so long hurts his rep in my mind as TDS has been fabulous as it’s transitioned away from the correspondants and more to Stewart himself. That has a lot to do with the correspondants being weak, though. Outside of John Oliver all of them are far too hit or miss, but when it’s just Stewart riffing in the news it’s perfect.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I like Colbert’s show, I just don’t like Colbert. Though I stopped watching both once Olivia Munn got hired.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Paired up with a guy last weekend that played 8 holes with Rory at Kapalua over Christmas. Said he was a really nice guy and fun to play with. I dunno if I buy it… his whole persona just screams “cocksucker” kinda like Bubba Watson.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
As bad as Munn was (and she was terrible) the mexican dude they hired was even worse. They set the bar so high with Carrell and Colbert, though. That’s tough to follow.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Before Comedy Central he wrote for The Onion and Space Ghost though, dude’s resume is tighter than Spence’s backswing.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
They should hire Katie Aselton from ‘The League’ if they are looking for good looking and funny.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Before Comedy Central he wrote for The Onion and Space Ghost though, dude’s resume is tighter than Spence’s backswing.
UW-Alumn!
January 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
They should hire Katie Aselton from ‘The League’ if they are looking for good looking and funny.
so hottttt
January 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Based on what little we know of her on the show, wouldn’t she be the perfect wife? sexy, loves sports, informed enough to have a fantasy team and be good at it, likes to drink and get high on occasions…
January 13th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I love this line in that story:
“Officers reportedly responded to the home of the alleged dealer where they were denied access. Residents there denied selling drugs and refused to let the cops in.”
At which point Chief Wiggum and Lou apparently said, “Oh, all right,” and went back to the station for more coffee and donuts.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Those are the kinds of wife who set a closet of suits on fire because they’re actually crazy and have to be “one of the guys” because they’re so fucking off tilt that even women wont deal with them.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
It feels like your stance on preening is inconsistent. Having said that: Fuck Tucson.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I guess that makes a lot of sense. I can understand that
January 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Her character on The League is pretty much my dream wife.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Well then.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
It’s science, people.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
And doesn’t exist in the real world.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Have Rosie and Chris Berman ever been seen together? Not exactly twins, but she could easily be his slightly younger sister.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Wouldn’t this describe CJ? Without the crazy.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
My hubby likes me ok.
But I havent gotten high since college
January 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I dunno if I buy it… his whole persona just screams “cocksucker” kinda like Bubba Watson.
Bubba threw a real hissy fit at Firestone. He does play to the camera but I wouldn’t say I dislike him, I do like his game. Game’s more compelling for him being involved. Bubba just melted down in that PGA playoff, terrible tactical mistake at the end. Rory’s obviously had his moments but he does do a lot of charity work. Must admit I do like Sabbo in that people hate him so much.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Hence the operative word dream.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
I think all our regular female commenters would be in the same realm as Jenny. I’d need to see their relationship interaction to confirm though but since I’m not in One Hour Photo I will not.