Blackhawks Fan to Sideline Reporter Sarah Kustok: “I Love You Sarah, You’re So Pretty and Beautiful”
Joe Namath’s fawning over Suzy Kolber had the boozy feel of a futile attempt to lock something up at last call just as the lights are coming on. This Blackhawks’ fan making a pass at former DePaul basketball star Sarah Kustok (:45) seemed much more genuine.
* Kustok’s family is well-known in Chicago. Her brother, Zak, was a Northwestern QB who started his career at Notre Dame. He had a few cups of coffee in the NFL. Sadly, in 2010, her father is accused of shooting and killing her mother. The case has taken strange turns in recent months.
[video via Busted Coverage]


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January 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I was laughing more at the girl in the boots than homeboy professing his love to Sarah Kustok (can’t blame him, she’s got pretty eyes). If they didn’t carry her out to the mat on the cart there’s no way she didn’t fall on her ass on the ice in those boots. I mean, when hip waders and high heels won’t do, those are close.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!
January 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Most people are murdered by the people they love. That’s why I’m so unlovable…so I won’t be murdered.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
I’m rooting for her father.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
****duh huh duh huh duh huh*****
January 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
This made me laugh really hard and I don’t know why.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
So, we can talk hockey here without fear of being run down by the gestapo, yes?
Jimmy Hayes! Kid looked pretty good last night. The Rockford Icehogs, er, Chicago Blackhawks have been treading water pretty well since the injury bug hit. The green younguns are chipping in where they can. Granted the Wild couldn’t hit snow if they fell off a salt truck right now but 2 points in regulation is the goal. Every time Hayes found himself in the slot last night I kept hearing this in my head…
“Jimmy’s in the slot! Pass it to Jimmy! Jimmy wants the puck!”
January 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Stupid video. Should’ve gone with this from last night.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
So she’s one of the 5 attractive female college basketball players ever?
January 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Defintely hotter than the cheerleader from the Roundup.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Smith gave up. Could have poke checked that away. Bad effort.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
wow… my sentence, structure and grammar are no good this morning.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Jimmy’s open!
January 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
“You’re So Pretty and Beautiful”
This guy works for the department of redundancy dept, where he is employed.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
OT
AT&T came to the door yesterday while my wife was home trying to get us to switch cable, internet and phone to them. We currently have comcast, which has worked well for us and we don’t have any complaints about. Wife listened to the AT&T pitch and then asked them to come back. After they left she got right on the phone with comcast. Our monthly bill has reduced about $40. Horray!
End OT.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Souvenir City…is that you? Be honest.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Unless there really are only 5 of them. That could be a compelling argument, ATL
January 13th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Steve Montador did a nice job in the postgame making Ms. Kustok laugh about it.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Just like Greg, I love her and think she’s pretty and beautiful too
January 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I was on my couch last night watching this. Never entered the shoot the puck contest however I have tried to win a Zamboni ride between periods. Been working on my pageant wave.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
He’s a sexist pig just like Wirtz.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
The Rockford Icehogs, er, Chicago Blackhawks have been treading water pretty well since the injury bug hit.
Poor Hawks, had to replace two useful fowards. Injury bug indeed.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Indeed.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
I don’t like her hair.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
One of those should be assists. 20 assists. Replacing Patrick Sharp isn’t exactly something we planned on doing. Against Detroit and San Jose this weekend, that will be pretty apparent.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Why do the Gus first 20 goals count seaparately from his second 20 goals? Is that what +/- is?
January 13th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
one of only three current NHLers with 20 goals and 20 goals
Hurray for random cut off points!
January 13th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Gus? What a great auto- correct
January 13th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Was hoping to hear “you have a pretty mouth. Doesn’t she have a pretty mouth?”
January 13th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Random cutoff points. Yep. That’s it. Patrick Sharp is a bum. Could have probably just signed a guy off the street to replace that production. In fact, let’s just let the guy in the video lace ‘em up.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Patrick Sharp is a bum. Could have probably just signed a guy off the street to replace that production. In fact, let’s just let the guy in the video lace ‘em up.
Please point to where I said that? Eberle has 17-26-43, so he’s clearly less of a loss than Sharp right? Because he doesn’t have 20-20-40?
Teams have injuries, good teams can replace one top 6 forward.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Allan Kustok is an amazing combination of Gary Busey and Papa Smurf.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
I’m more curious as to why anyone in the locker room would get a text about Sarah Kustok’s shoot-the-puck appearance. I wonder which Hawks player is banging her.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Allan Kustok is an amazing combination of Gary Busey and Papa Smurf.
With OJ’s temperament.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
This guy works for the department of redundancy dept, where he is employed.
and you must work for stu scott.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Sean O’Donnell and his illustrious man-fur.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
First Black Hawks fan to not prefer dudes?!
January 13th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
h/t SouvenirCity
January 13th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
+1 crush on Michelle Marciniak
January 13th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Kara Lawson can get it.
January 13th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
I’m not sure about the guy’s approach but she’s definitely gorgeous.
January 13th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Dear SouvenirCity: care to elaborate on the reason(s) for the result of the World Junior game of US vs Canada? How does the humble pie taste?
January 13th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
She’s not bad looking, but beautiful? Gorgeous? Are you guys nuts? Some guys have no standards. They would fuck a hole in a tree if they tree would allow them to.
January 13th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I didn’t know you were female, Miz…
/The only way someone sees Lawson as someone who can “get it”
January 13th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
She must be too fat or something.
/ATL_Badger’d
January 13th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Dear Dix. Stop caring so much about hockey. Especially when it pertains to a game played by teenagers. There is a lot more to care about in Canada than hockey. It’s just our national sport, not WHO we are. Anyone that buys into this HOCKEY IS CANADA….CANADA IS HOCKEY….clearly has little going on in their lives.
PS, the game was weeks ago. Just get home from your new years eve party?
January 13th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Oh, national WINTER sport
January 13th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
PS, the game was weeks ago. Just get home from your new years eve party?
Just poked my head out from under a rock because the Habs made a great trade that will result in playoff run (sarcasm font)
/crying into Habs skate drying towel