The Roundup: O.D.B.’s FBI File, Mayoral Tebowing in Pittsburgh, & the Top 15 Causes of Death in the United States
Shakira … judge attempts to block some of those Haley Barbour pardons … Make-a-Wish kid blows up a building … Pittsburgh’s mayor had to Tebow … 12-year-old sets up webcam, catches thief … Coachella is going to kill your kids … “Man allegedly puts sandwiches in pants, punches clerk, grabs banana” … top 15 causes of death in the US … the Daily Mail gets 400 paparazzi photos of Pippa Middleton a day … Park-Z and Kanye-ation … So I’m still going to be able to get drunk in New York? … there was a $4 million drug bust at Philadelphia airport … man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wisconsin …
Pittsburgh got destroyed by 23 against Rutgers last night … in Pittsburgh. [Post-Gazette]
Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI file is a pretty fun read. [GUN.IO]
Joe Flacco wants some credit. *stares at link* [Twitter]
No. 1 Syracuse remains unbeaten with a 79-66 romp at Villanova. [Post-Standard]
Sports Illustrated poll results: Dion Phaneuf – he dates Elisa Cuthbert – is the most overrated player in hockey. [SI]
FOX Sports called the LAPD on a particularly rude internet commenter. You’re all on notice. [TMZ]
Two top high school recruits – Shabazz Muhammad and Anthony Bennett – are from the same city and might choose the same college. [FiveStarBasketball.com]
A statistical analysis of Belichick and Brady’s media talking points. [Harvard Sports Analysis Collective]
Jon Stewart destroyed CNN’s stupid new morning show. [The Daily Show]
After losing his father and going to war, Daniel Rodriguez hopes to make a college football roster. [Southern Pigskin]
Michigan State’s Nick Hill got a huge Spartan tattoo. Did I mention it’s a Spartan from 300? [Kegs n Eggs]
The guy who runs 2 Broke Girls is awfully sensitive about his awful television show. [HitFix]
A TV show about a blogger? [Warming Glow]
Back in October, a guy on PCP and steroids freaked out in a Gold’s Gym before police tasered him. Here’s video of the man knocking over gym equipment as well as the 911 call. [FOX23, YNN]
Thirty hornets take on 30,000 bees. This is like The Expendables vs. Leonidas’ 300.
Otters chasing a butterfly.
I could do that, but I’m not allowed to use finger paints unless there’s an adult home.
Here’s a kid with a crazy drum solo. Then he pukes. Then he goes back to drumming.

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January 12th, 2012 at 8:12 AM
I always thought Mark Sanchez was a great quarterback and team leader, and the BCS sucks.
By the way, can we have more Tim Tebow stories? Please?
January 12th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Mike Rice hire looks like a winner. Big East hires in last two years look awesome. How will they look 5 years from now? My guess/rankings:
1. Rice
2. Willard
3. Cooley
4. Purnell
5. Lavin
January 12th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
Those giant japanese hornets are honestly nothing like the Spartans. The 30 hornets are a: the attacking force, and b: utterly unstoppable in that battle. At the end, there will be more hornets alive than bees, probably by around 30. thousands of years of evolution have allowed native Japanese bees to stay hidden by giving them the ability to kill one giant hornet scout. those are probably not native bees, though, as Japanese honeybees don’t make much honey.
P.s. I have the discovery channel
January 12th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
The critics hit him hard because there is actually stuff they like about it but 1/2 the show is abortion television. Meanwhile the creator wants to become the next Chuck Lorre and told them all to fuck off.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
hmmm. Maybe I should watch more discovery channel.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
I’m pretty sure Jerel Worthy had a bad ass Spartan tattoo too. May have just been Nick Hill though.
ODB.LEGEND.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
The intro pick looks good, but the pic above looks a cross between Madonna and Kate Winslow. Need some more of this
/ Team hips & bootay
/
January 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
I like how the guy refused to admit there was raunchy double entendre. that was funny. I watched a few, and the only funny parts were raunchy double entendre.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Any concert that brings fans of Dre/Snoop together with fans of Florence and the Machine together is only going to end in ruin.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
I am utterly fascinated by this. Tell me more…seriously
January 12th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
That’s a pretty bad ass name.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
I haven’t seen any of those movies, but those hornets were kicking ass and
taking nameseating babies.January 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Mike Rice hire looks like a winner.
Mike Rice is completely insane. I played in a summer league agaisnt him while he was Robert Morris’ head coach and him and I were guarding each other and he was in full coach mode. Saying “Great Box Out!” “Like that move big man!” and other random coachspeak. Then at the end of the game someone on my team called a questionable foul and he went off and left the premises.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
They’re all just jealous.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
The cooks whole character is double entendre. The guys needs a PR person to sit him down and teach him how to handle questions like that. I can’t really blame him though I don’t take criticism of my work very well either. Even if I know its shit I will defend it to the end because its my shit dammit.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
that butterfly fucking with those otters was great. does that zoo always have piano accompaniment by the otter habitat? cause I might go there if so.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
I’ll take Terry Crews with a machine gun any day of the week.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I remember about 10 years ago that Ashleigh Banfield was going to be the next Katie Couric. Yeah, that never happened.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
FOX Sports called the LAPD on a particularly rude internet commenter. You’re all on notice.
Banhammerin’ makes me feel good!
January 12th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
LOL. Good story. Maybe a little insanity is a good thing in a college coach?
January 12th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Oy, tha stath ain’t gunna let no mintzy fahhgots in toights win dis here Wah.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Me likey.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Love the Flacco shot at the media.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
So he makes Frank Martin look like John Wooden?
January 12th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Sure…”someone”
Way to deflect.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Blocked at work. Dammit.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Never seen it. But the brunette is oddly hot to me.
/team godzilla biscuits
January 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
LOL. Good story. Maybe a little insanity is a good thing in a college coach?
He has the bloodline — his dad played at Duquense, drafted in NBA but never played. Coached Duquense and Youngstown St with some success. Mike had success at Robert Morris and made it one of the better teams on the NEC — he almost beat Nova as a #15 seed. I wish him the best at Rutgers, he pounded a severely overrated PItt squad.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
spartans were overrated historically.
ashleigh banfield gives me morning wood.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Anyone know what’s happened with Top Chef? Show used to be great but they seem to have no competent chefs or the editing makes them all seem like amateurs.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I am utterly fascinated by this. Tell me more…seriously
i am now one handed here, so i cant five the 4000 words that the 3 minute video you can watch requires
January 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I feel kind of awesome today…went to sleep around 10 last night and woke up this morning feeling really good.
/hates bees & hornets
January 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Community is the last network sitcom that I picked up into my rotation. Everything since then has looked God-awful.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Sure…”someone”
Way to deflect.
I only call fouls in pick up if I get crushed — though this was a top 5 pick up moment for me.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wisconsin
I’m certain that he appreciates The Jazz and Jello Pudding Pops?
January 12th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
he’s also reuniting with van halen this year!
January 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Besides nearly pulling off the upset, he made a name for himself when he did what anyone watching the game wanted to do after seeing Nova get gifted horseshit call after call when he nearly left the floor in rage after another bailout call. Would have loved to have Rice coach my Dukes, but that ship has obviously sailed. Watching a few Blazers games on the League Pass preview, his old man “The Wild One” is a hoot to listen to when he gets riled up with some slight hints of a yinzer accent.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
What a fucking shitty comment. Seriously, that’s the best you could come up with? Grammar – shitty. Double negative – check.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Community and Parks are two of the best comedies created the last 5 years. Sadly they will both be cancelled within two years.
/and one is already done (more than likely)
But hey the Chelsea/Whitney power hour has begun!
January 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Saw that Stewart/CNN video yesterday but its no less funny this morning. It boggles my mind that no one in what must have been a room full of producers and assistants spoke up and said, “Uh, hey, Banfield — randomly calling political figures on live TV at 5 am with no advance notice might not be the best segment we can run here. Just sayin.”
January 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
my Dukes
Tough game last night — ouch
January 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Network? Sure.
If we’re including non-pay cable,though, Archer would like a word.
January 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
I hate you America.
/Ron Paul 2012
January 12th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
I hate you America.
says the guy who watches and enjoys Last Man Standing
January 12th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
the first season of Parks and Rec really turned me off to the show. aside from seeing clips of Ron Swanson, no desire to watch the rest.
Community… enjoyed it, but not enough to put it in my rotation.
Chelsea/Whitney are total abominations.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Well FX could round out its own top 5 very nicely.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
On the next episode of The Walking Dead, the gang encounters the Pittsburgh Penguin hockey team.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Mike Rice is completely insane.
In the year 2012, no right-minded person would coach anything above 5th grade basketball. Terrible stress, terrible ethos, terrible students of the game, terrible parents. People love the game more than anything putting all the pieces together. Guy’s probably a kook.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Community is my favorite show on television. It strikes out at a higher rate than Archer or Parks & Recs, but it hits more home runs in my opinion.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
The kid drumming was funny.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I have to watch HS basketball basketball on a nearly nightly basis for the last 11 years, and I can honestly say the talent level/level of play has declined DRASTICALLY.
I can’t stand watching the dribble/drive offense at the HS level. Three guards run the “weave” at the top of the key until one gets bored and either chucks a 3 pointer or drives to the hoop and throws some wild shot at the rim. It’s even more comical when girls teams run it.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I think you mean A-12 shotgun.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wisconsin
/I’m certain that he appreciates The Jazz and Jello Pudding Pops?
//he’s also reuniting with van halen this year!
The cops said he was just talkin’ ’bout his Yankee Rose!
January 12th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
+1
Watch out for The Dead Wings.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
That’s a hard statement to argue with. My counterpoint would be “Archer Family Feud.” If something funnier happened on television last year that didn’t involve seven white guys and a bug-eyed woman talking about border fences and taxes, I didn’t see it.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Archer’s Cancer RAM-PAGE! episode.
/did you see regis this morning?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Catching up on The League this week, easily my favorite show behind Archer.
/vinegar strokes
January 12th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
that and the air boat episode were unbelievably funny.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Everything sucks anymore.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Ovi at #2…ouch.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
The lack of Curb Your Enthusiasm in this discussion is unforgiveable.
Or is this just regular cable comedies we talking about?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Sports Illustrated poll results: Dion Phaneuf – he dates Elisa Cuthbert – is the most overrated player in hockey.
Weak. I wouldn’t have put half those guys on the list.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Spoiler: I didnt get it, did Ruxin actually have a stroke or did he fake it the whole time in order to get the season cancelled??
January 12th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
My wife and I watched four shows we’ve never seen before last night in order to try to find some new stuff:
Whitney – God awful
Chelsea – wife turned it off after 10 minutes
House of Lies – supposedly a comedy. We laughed a couple times. Willing to give it a second episode
Luck – wife couldn’t make it more than 15 minutes. I watched the whole thing and wished I hadn’t.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
This is false. The talent has never been greater.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
the funniest part of the 1st episode was when the grandfather said a little girl in his grandson’s class looked like Shaq.
otherwise, I’m pretty disappointed with the show, up in the air whether I keep watching it or not.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Ive never even heard of these shows
January 12th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
All that Hornets vs. Bees video was missing was a John Facenda or a Scott Graham voice over describing the action.
/NFL Films makes the mundane heroic
January 12th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I rifled through the list….they lost me when I saw Vinny LeCavalier on there.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Shit. I think I may have missed the finale. The last one I saw was when Ruxin was getting fantasy advice from that TJ Miller lead cult.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
I think I saw this AM where The Kid is travelling with the team and skating. That’s a good thing, no?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
It’s a streetball lover’s dream, right now. Lots of budding Professors and Hot Sauces on the horizon.
/miss you, fundamentals
January 12th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
They’ve made too much drama in it like the Housewives show. It’s less a bout the food than ever. They always team up on poor Bev and then *SPOILER* she wins the challenge for the best dish.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
While I would agree, the level of play hasn’t risen with the talent.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Maybe where you live.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
No PaoloPoints for you!
January 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Haley Barbour should be torn apart by wild dogs from the back woods of Mississippi. Slowly. Very slowly.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
I’d put Zetterberg on that list. He’s useless until the playoffs. His back is fucked. A lot of those players may be traded at the deadline. I want some fucking trade talk.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
the talent has never been greater in pro golf but the game itself is neutered compared to what it was before 2000.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
House of Lies is on SHO – Don Cheadle plays a Management Consultant
Luck is on HBO – Dustin Hoffman is the big name, but lots of people you’d know/remember. Pilot was convoluted and slow. Animal lovers wouldn’t have liked it either as they “show” a racing horse essentially snap its leg off and have to be put down.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
A lot of those players may be traded at the deadline.
There’s maybe one guy on there that has a chance of being moved, even then I doubt he goes.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I thought Ruxin really did have a stroke.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Curb is awesome. I feel it may have begun to run its course though. There were 3 great episodes last season but I felt like some of the stuff seemed forced. Might be time for LD to move on.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Yeah it sucked, but low expectations for the outcome of the game in the first place. Xavier looks like they’ll snap out of their funk and start rolling again.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
is listening to and following the coach’s end of game foul strategy considered fundamentals?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I probably now watch more programs on TNT and USA than the 4 major networks combined.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
JVR to Nashville for Ryan Suter
/How’s that?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Anyone watch Workaholics?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
It was really terrible. But, I’m holding out hope that it was just a bad first episode, I’m gonna give it another shot for Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell’s sake. As well as Jean-Ralphio’s.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Wow, you’re ready to give up on JVR already?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
fuck yea.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I still plan on checking it out, but this is unfortunate to hear. I had high hopes for this show based on previews and Dustin Hoffman’s participation.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Never heard of it. Is it reality or scripted?
/don’t watch reality television
//at all
January 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
That was the funniest show on television last year. IMO.
/nods at Spencer
January 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Yeah, that probably rounds out my top 5.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
No, not yet. But that was an actual trade proposal someone at work mentioned. I wouldn’t do it.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Wow, you’re ready to give up on JVR already?
Get rid of him before that ridiculous contract extension kicks in.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Big fucking deal. He was skating before the season started, and still didn’t play 2 months later. Either play him now, or put him in IR and admit he has turned into Lindros 2000.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
i had some hope that the protagonists would show some sort of redeeming quality, or at least a glimmer of it… but they didn’t. and I’m not sure I have any interest in watching rich people fuck over other rich people for half an hour on sunday night.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
south park’s still doing ok…more and more misses each season, but still has the home run power. the broadway episode from last season was outrageous.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Let’s get weird! Let’s get weird!
January 12th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Honestly, I feel like The League can replace it. Similar show but following sports and regular dudes instead of celebrities.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Unrelated.. JVR’s little brother is a boarding punk.
/Maine over UNH in OT last Saturday night at Fenway was awwwwesome
January 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Hi guys!
/walks into room
//people pretend not to notice
January 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I’m way more worried about the Flyers’ blue line….fortunately, I won’t have Andreas Lilja to kick around anymore. He’ll probably sit tonight in favor of an AHL call up (Erik Gustaffson).
January 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Great show, but I don’t think it gives Drew Brees the proper level of respect.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
The League and Archer are 1a and 1b in this conversation.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I lived through Lindros 2000. I understand that frustration, for sure.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
I think Workaholics is my favorite show now. Every episode makes me laugh multiple times.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
and not to forget, 30 Rock comes back tonight.
/mind if i google myself in your office?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
I prefer the profile view of Shakira because it highlights her best asset.
Can’t wait for PPP to be all up in arms about this. I would have voted for TJ Oshie, myself.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
That’s a man in the roundup picture.
Replace dog with “son” and accidentally with “repeatedly.”
January 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Commodore and Tatar for Matt Read.
And shit. I must’ve missed The League finale.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Fuck Scott Stevens
January 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Breaking the 4th wall dozens of times an episode to explain the stupid jargon they use might be the worst part of the show. The 1st episode was like Entourage + Mad Men + Californication + shit put in a blender. I think I’m talking myself out of giving it another shot
January 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I’m way more worried about the Flyers’ blue line….
That Pronger contract is going to be an anchor.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
GTFO! Totally thought that was Courtney Love.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I find Commodore’s twitter feed mildly amusing, but that’s not worth Matt Read.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I think it’s time Tampa started to pass the torch from Vinny and Marty to some younger kids. They need to surround Stamkos will some actual defensive talent.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
hah…everyone ignored badger.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I can’t be sure that the Flyers still aren’t paying Mike Rathje.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Breaking the 4th wall dozens of times an episode to explain the stupid jargon they use might be the worst part of the show. The 1st episode was like Entourage + Mad Men + Californication + shit put in a blender. I think I’m talking myself out of giving it another shot
This makes me sad. I haven’t seen it yet, but Kristen Bell is way up there on my list. Would have liked to have seen her get some airtime on a watchable show.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I’ve seen a couple episodes of Workaholics and came away more annoyed than amused. not sure what it was about it, the characters seemed pretty obnoxious to me, just didn’t really do it for me.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I didn’t mind the breaking of the 4th wall so much, it’s difficult to pull off, but I could see better ways to do it on the show. pause, definition written on the screen, Cheadle narrating it, rather than breaking the 4th wall.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
oh yea…it’s truly awesome. and plus they got nicky whelan to do a cameo, which is always brilliant.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Speaking of hit and miss, The Simpsons did a Glenn Beck parody this week. It was the funniest I had seen from then in a couple of years.
I will watch The Simpsons to the bitter end, just because I am a completist that way.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I’m gonna be pissed if Kenny does nothing at the deadline. Get at least a backup goalie and a depth proven playoff performer. And please try to get a legit top 6 winger.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
/corners spence
//engages him in a conversation he wants no part of
January 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
He will whenever he removes that monster birth mark, mole, or whatever the fuck that is on his face.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Fuck Scott Stevens
He would be way down the list of the people that bear responsibility for what happened to Lindros.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
On a lot of contenders wish list. Wingers won’t be an issue, finding a centre or a defenseman will be. Those types of acquisitions will be costly.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
You need to watch it. Kevin delivers the line of the season. That show makes me laugh more than anything on TV. It’s great.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Shakira
The intro pick looks good, but the pic above looks a cross between Madonna and Kate Winslow. Need some more of this
Oh. My. Word. She makes me wanna sweat.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI file is a pretty fun read.
The words “accidental drug overdose” always creep me out. Lessee, I “take drugs that aren’t good for my body, sometimes too many or in combo with other drugs and/or alcohol, and let’s see what happens?” Stupid way to die, IMHO.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Was it Oprah who though he something on his face, only to have her foot shoved in her mouth when he said it was a birthmark?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Curb was fucking amazing this season. I can’t believe someone actually tried to compare it to The League.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Better than intentional drug overdose. I think.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Part of the reason it bugged me so much was because in context, 75% of the definitions were obvious. It’s needlessly condescending.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Number one with a bullet: Bobby Clarke
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
After Zack Morris, anyone else breaking the 4th wall seems liek an amateur.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
lol
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
had Lindros only gone to Michigan, everything would have worked out for him.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Yeah I know. And you guys have almost as much cap space as the Wings.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Well aware of that, but had Stevens not knocked Lindros the fuck out in that Game 7, I really think the Flyers could have won the cup that year.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
He’ll probably sit tonight in favor of an AHL call up (Erik Gustaffson).
I saw a commercial that told me there is no Erik Gustaffson! I thought his name now is “Paul Mathison”?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Who did this? Completely different shows. Both hilarious, but different.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Number one with a bullet: Bobby Clarke
Co-number one with Lindros himself and the Flyers doctors.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
This reminds me of Better off Ted. No one watched it, but damn I loved that show.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
All 3 teams that are currently in competition for the top spot in the Central have cap space to work with. I’d love for StL to trade some of their system depth in an attempt to win now. Mortgage the future for a present that doesn’t exist yet.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
true, but they do have to explain it to us commoners who want to understand the world of the employed rich person.
/guess i’m not watching it anymore.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
/pours one out for Bernie Mac
January 12th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Yes, that’s a pretty terrible list. Personally, I’m very content with Phaneuf’s game. He’s exceeded my expectations this year.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Don’t count out that fat fuck Hitch. He’s all chummy with Uncle Mike and now he owns the Wings with his youthful, hard hitting and working team.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I can’t believe that you can’t believe it. The way the story arcs in each episode are incredibly similar. I even think a former Seinfeld guy writes for it.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
If anything, Komisarek is underrated.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Komisarek is fucking terrible. How he made the US Olympic team in 2010 I will never know.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I’d love for StL to trade some of their system depth in an attempt to win now.
System depth? Prospect pool is bottom third in the league, top heavy with Tarasenko and Schwartz, very weak after that
January 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
agreed that The League was disrespected by that comparison.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Joe Morrow for Iggy straight up. Come on Calgary fans.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
BTW, Shiva Komini would totally get it.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
After Zack Morris, anyone else breaking the 4th wall seems liek an amateur.
Zack Morris can break the 5th wall
January 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I even think a former Seinfeld guy writes for it.
Yep. Jeff Schaffer.
I have a first date this Friday (the 13th!).
By Sportsgal’s logic, she wants to put out.
By the rest of the world’s superstition, I’m going to end up chocking on a pea.
She’s also a Browns and Ohio State fan. And from Cleveland. No way this doesn’t end badly.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
That show was definitely above average. I enjoyed the two scientists, Lem and Phil.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Curb and The LEague are both hilarious. But not even close in comparison
January 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Joe Morrow for Iggy straight up. Come on Calgary fans.
You really want to take on the $7M he is owed next year? Use that money to re-sign Neal and some other parts.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Just started watching Angry Boys…was a big fan of Summer Heights High.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I can attest to that it will end badly. But you’ll be able to nut on her face.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
*chocking = choking
January 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
AMERICA!
January 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
you’ll probably get a glass bottle thrown at you by the end of the night.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I have a first date this Friday (the 13th!).
The real question — does she have a 5head?
January 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Someone here knows the black one.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I really tried to like Curb. Didn’t take.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Lenny = White
Carl = Black
January 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
My first date with my wife was on Friday the 13th. And it was a Saints/Jets preseason game at that.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Just keep the conversation light ATL, don’t over engage and for God’s sake don’t stare at her forehead.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Sounds HOTT!!!!
/browns and osu fan
January 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I hope she punches you in the junk and spits on you.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders! MY FRIEND!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno, something about being gay.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
She’s a cleveland girl, so you won’t even have to get her drunk for her to open the back door for ya.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Wow — I missed to copy the “s” there, very funny
January 12th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Better Off Ted and Arrested Development were both great, and both were better watching a few episodes at a time so you could follow all the themes/jokes. Portia di Rossi kicked ass.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
The real question — does she have a 5head?
Nope. Not that it matters. You people and your forehead size discrimination.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Hey Ned I got some kick ass seats up front!
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Lem? Someone here knows Lem?!
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Anybody giving Napoleon Dynamite a chance?
Hey, it has to be better than Bob’s Burgers and Sit Down, Shut Up.
/misses King of the Hill
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Does she still live in Cleveland? If so, DISENGAGE NOW.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
The boss was my favorite. She’s so underrated.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Pot, kettle, all that jazz.
/pours one out for the senator
January 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Just keep the conversation light ATL, don’t over engage and for God’s sake don’t stare at her forehead.
noted. You’d like her cleet, she’s a blonde.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Pretty sure Vlad was being sarcastic there. Komisarek best attribute is how good he is with the media. He definitely has a future in the media. I hope that future begins very, very soon because the whole ‘being an NHL player’ thing is not working out at the moment.
I can handle his lack of skill (slow, terrible with the puck on his stick) but his complete lack of awareness on the ice is what pushes me over the edge. Terrible pinches, chasing guys all over the defensive zone and losing his man while staring at the guy with the puck are his go-to moves.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Bob’s Burgers is fucking hilarious.
You just don’t like it because they did a hurricane episode and didn’t spend half of it blowing the Saints.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Does she still live in Cleveland?.
Of course not. Which leads me to believe she’s at least somewhat intelligent.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
A statistical analysis of Belichick and Brady’s media talking points.
Dang, there goes the Harvard endowment money.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Since I’m late/busy today… please tell me someone made a Godfather reference and told ATL_Badger he has to answer for NDub (Santino).
/nods at Miz
January 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Well done. I broke through on team brunette a few months back but have since returned to team blonde and my brother is setting me up with another blonde next weekend.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Since I’m late/busy today… please tell me someone made a Godfather reference and told ATL_Badger he has to answer for NDub (Santino).
I haven’t been around for awhile… Is Ndub still sleeping with the fishes?
January 12th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Don’t play dumb with us.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
After Zack Morris, anyone else breaking the 4th wall seems liek an amateur.
The characters from Goodfellas, Casino – and Ferris Bueller would like a word…
January 12th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Don’t play dumb with us.
I… I… don’t know what you’re talking about.
/kicks empty bottle of bleach under desk
January 12th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Funny Games too. Naomi Watts getting killed is always awesome.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
If you’re around, Hawkeye, I’d like to know how Koivu has looked since he came back in late December. I’m assuming Backstrom is in net tonight for the Christmas Trees. Hoping the Minnesota tailspin continues tonight on UC ice.
This weekend is brutal with a b2b against Detroit and San Jose. 11:30 AM start times suck. It’s not even Hockey Day in America yet. Usually they save those early starts for then.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Applause
January 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
ok, who logged in under ATL’s name?
January 12th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Great show, but I don’t think it gives Drew Brees the proper level of respect.
Great, now Breesus has gotten meme’d
January 12th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Uh, no. That wasn’t what I said at all but whatever.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
The Honey Bees might actually beat the New Orleans Hornets.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
But seriously, Shakira looks like Courtney Love in that pic up there.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Uh, no. That wasn’t what I said at all but whatever.
Well, what did you say then?
January 12th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
SC – He’s looked like his normal self. Solid two-way play. It’ll be Backs in net, since Harding is sick.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
/ Fixed for geo-cultural accuracy
January 12th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
ok, who logged in under ATL’s name?
I’ve always said you people were crazy with your forehead size requirements. Doesn’t matter unless it’s obnoxiously large. But y’all like to put words in my mouth to rile me up, so I just stopped trying to clarify.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
fuck you.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
/reads other comments
fuck all of you.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Major League was on the other night. Cleveland still has that going for it.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Of course, like Jenn Brown’s.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Re best shows on TV right now … during this arid period when Breaking Bad, Curb and Walking Dead are off the air, I have discovered the wonder that is Pawn Stars. Chumley FTW.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
1. Venture Bros
2. Everything else
January 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Of course, like Jenn Brown’s.
Borderline case… she needs a better haircut to help her out with that.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
The best thing she’s ever done is be a guest on Craig Ferguson. Gorgeous and witty.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
DOWNTON ABBEY IS BACK!!!!
/swoons
January 12th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
If Oprah couldn’t do it, no one can.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I have a first date this Friday (the 13th!).
If it goes well, wow long til you are going to call her?
/demands a full recount on Monday roundup
January 12th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it’s like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two’s enough not to look anxious.
Trent: Yeah, two’s enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you…
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I’ll wait 3 weeks. How’s that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I’ll ask her where I met her. I don’t remember. What does she look like? And then I’ll asked if we fucked. Is that… would that be… T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
He will whenever he removes that monster birth mark, mole, or whatever the fuck that is on his face.
Won’t he just have a monster scar or skin discoloration instead? Also, I thought he tried removing it, and it just made it worse.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
WINNER.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Anyone who quotes Swingers is all right in my book.
/high-fives Scripty
January 12th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
I’m meeting my girlfriend’s family this weekend. They do mad drugs though.
/nods at Spence
January 12th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
No other guest ever comes close. Oddly perfect chemistry between them
January 12th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
If it goes well, wow long til you are going to call her?
If we hit it off, I’d always at least text the next day. Fuck all the “rules.” So dumb. If that makes me look anxious or whatever and she sees it as a red flag, she probably wasn’t that into me and we probably weren’t going to work out anyway.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
sounds like a keeper.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
keep an eye out for random migration because that’s usually where joints are.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Her brother blows glass for a living, I don’t think there will be many zig zags around.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Nothing livens up a dinner party quite like blasting a few key bumps in the bathroom.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Hippie family with a daughter that doesn’t do drugs but is cool with them, it’s like my perfect match.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I’m meeting my girlfriend’s family this weekend. They do mad drugs though.
Where a shirt that says FBI, but below says Federal Booty Investigator.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
it’d be sweet if he made these.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I’m fascinated by glass blowing and was going to take a class as a hobby, then I read how carcinogenic it is…
January 12th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
ok spence, cough up your pick. Rory S. here.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
toms.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
I’ve got Sanuks winning.
/has made this crack before
January 12th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
the fuck’s a sanuk?
January 12th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
The most comfortable shoe in existence.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Fuck texting, if you like the bitch, call her. Shit, I’ve had a date go so well I called her on the way home.
/laments downfall of interpersonal communication
January 12th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
oh THOSE are sanuk’s. comfy eh? might have to make it my summer no-sock shoe.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
“IMplosion? But I thought you said….
January 12th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
And who is the asshole who thought “let’s take data in the easy-to-read list form, and convert it into convoluted paragraph form! That’ll be a nice joke on our readers.”
January 12th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
oh THOSE are sanuk’s. comfy eh? might have to make it my summer no-sock shoe.
reef sandals are so money too.
January 12th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
They’re mad comfortable. They were my go to no sock shoe. I ended up losing them though. I also have their flip flops which are great.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
So we are just assuming no medical breakthroughs before 2088? I’m not really sure how you can calculate this with any reliability.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
im so killing myself at 65.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I need a nice pair of house shoes in the worst way, this may be something to look into.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I’ve got money on Sportsgal taking care of that before you hit 40, if you keep up with the golf talk.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I’ll probably take up heroin by then. Don’t want to reach 70, and might as well go out with a bang.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
The League tries too hard half the time. The entire show tries to build to one Seinfeld-esque wrapup but when it misses the entire show flops. When it works, though — see Rafi kicking the piss out of Andre in the alley — it’s brilliant.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
doubt that.
/nods at oncoming zombipocalypse
January 12th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
im so killing myself at 65.
you’ll never learn the joy of shooting your age in golf. (-holes scores need not apply.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
i wonder what the earliest age was that anyone shot their age for 18. under 60? that’d be impressive.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
im so killing myself at 65.
me too… just spent two weeks with grandmother in hospital. she wouldn’t know though, as she has Alzheimers.
/intelligent design!
//cries
January 12th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
I’ll be happy when I shoot my age for 9 holes.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
id love to be able to do this in three years.
/shoot 30 for 9…goal = set
January 12th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
I will never live to be that age.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
On the PGA Tour, the record belongs to Sam Snead. Slammin’ Sam fired a 67 at the Quad Cities Open in 1979, when he was 67 years old. Then he set a new record a day later, shooting 66.
All the records here
January 12th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
“Sam Snead, My God!”
–Joke for Lebatard show listeners.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
snead is so underrated by today’s generation it’s not even funny.
he was like hogan except bigger and more athletic with 140* shoulder turn. he’s the only player hogan supposedly feared. if he had won a US Open in his career, he’d be first amongst jones, hogan, nicklaus and palmer on mount golfmore instead of simply in the mix. same with byron nelson if he didn’t retire early.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
reference?
January 12th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
The more I think about it… shooting your age is really an incredible accomplishment. Even if you’re were a scratch golfer when you’re younger, shooting a 77 at the age of 77 is pretty damn impressive.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
i bet tom watson takes home the shooting your age record in the next couple years.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I can remember when Slammin’ Sammy was the pro emeritus at The Greenbriar. You could walk in off the street, pony up the cash and get a lesson from him. Well, if you were a guest there, anyway.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
reference?
One of the best callers his radio show ever had made reference to Sam Snead switching up his putting form when they outlawed standing over the ball (? – my retelling of this could be off a little).
It was in reference to Shaq refusing even attempt to shoot free throws under-handed in order to make himself more valuable at the end of games. This guy called in and listed all of the great athletes that had to change their game or did something different to make themselves better. The way he said Sam Snead was the funny part… you’ll probably have to listen for yourself.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
I just bought that B&W photo of Sarazen, Hogan, Player and Nicklaus sitting together.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Nice little full circle from our discussion of Shaq’s asshole-ness from earlier.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I bought that Kris Tschetter (sic) book, former LPGA pro. She played the last round w/ Hogan. Par. Practically blind.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
love this anecdote about snead, from roger maltbie:
January 12th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
At one point he was putting croquet-style, so they outlawed it.
As for Shaq, ego got in the way. If I recall correctly, shooting free throws underhanded didn’t seem to both Rick Barry.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
that the one at seminole or shady oaks?
January 12th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
As for Shaq, ego got in the way. If I recall correctly, shooting free throws underhanded didn’t seem to both Rick Barry.
That was this caller’s point. “whatever works, works!” Barry didn’t give a fuck, but Shaq and his thin skin didn’t want to be seen as being a pussy for shooting under-handed.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
got a link to the pic? i love that shit.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Hogan and Snead were great. Snead burned that Hogan the Ice Mon got turned into a cult figure despite Snead winning more. Hated that he didn’t get the US Open. Hogan hated that Snead got to play more at the end of their military time, hated how he played his country schtick.
Grew up in formative years in The Depression, along w/ Nelson.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
I read somewhere that Pete Newell once offered to help Shaq with his shooting, and Shaq basically told him to fuck off.
For the record, Bobby Knight called Pete Newell the best coach he’d ever seen.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
snead also hated that hogan was renowned for his work ethic and practice when he practiced just as much. he just had such a natural, smooth looking swing to go along with his personality everyone assumed he was a natural.
the more i get into the golf swing, the more and more i appreciate snead and nelson (hogan’s still my favorite tho). mac o grady said the ideal swing is 80% snead and 20% hogan.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
The Hogan round was at Shady Oaks.
Here’s the photo. I believe it was at the first golf HOF induction. So it was before Woods joined the club.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
jesus…snead was so flexible he could kick the top of a doorframe when he was in his 70′s.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Here’s the photo. I believe it was at the first golf HOF induction. So it was before Woods joined the club.
Gary Player looks like such a bad ass in that picture. No way he didn’t land tons of tail. Especially when he’s hanging out with guys that looked like Nicklaus.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
that’s seriously awesome. seriously…how is it possible that the guy with the biggest smile amongst the squire, the black knight and nicklaus is fucking ben hogan? AWESOME.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
gary player is a badass.
he was a guest on a 30 minute show on bunker play that was the best half hour of golf instruction ive ever seen on TV.
the guys id love to just listen talk about golf for hours: trevino and gary player.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
yeah they asked Hogan to speak at the event. Think about who was there. He thanked everybody and then said golf all starts at the roots, talked about Harry Vardon, then talked about the importance of the Vardon grip !!! People said it was the best lesson ever!
January 12th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
id kill a baby for a clip of that speech.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
id kill a baby for a clip of that speech.
Let me know if you need any pointers.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
this has such a zapruder-esque quality to it, but man, the ball is on his target line the entire time.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
I think it’s out there. Not a video of course but the text.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Sweet aerial shot of Super Bowl III.
/pours one out for the OB
January 12th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
i think this might be it.
January 12th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
that’s fucking sweet…love SI vault.
January 12th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I dont think thats it. I think its in one of my books at home.
January 12th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
damnit.
January 12th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
speaking of awesome pics.
January 12th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I own an original print of that, it’s framed above my fireplace. Seriously.
If I recall, that was taken by the Masters house photog and released, available for sale through them. I gave my Dad one of Jack from their collection.