Dustin Penner Owns His Pancake Injury, Turns it Into a Charitable Opportunity
Last week, Dustin Penner suffered a back injury while eating pancakes. He quickly became a legend because his wife is very attractive and apparently she can make pancakes that will make your toes curl. Also, people made fun of his pancake-related injury. Yesterday he released a statement to MayorsManor.com, a Kings blog explaining just what happened.
From Mayors Manor.com:
So it seems as though I need to address Pancakegate for those in the sports media world, as well as those following #pennercakes on twitter, in light of the recent phenomenon I’ve created.
Right off the bat, I’d like to clarify a few things.
For example, they were vegetarian pancakes. The injury happened as I was sitting down to eat, not mid-bite. And yes, I did finish them.
So how did it happen?
First and foremost, I think we can agree that having delicious pancakes that your wife made for breakfast, for a 1pm game, is not out of the norm. Secondly, “SOBS” (Sudden Onset Back Spasms) can occur at any moment, doing just about anything you can think of, and is a very serious issue.
As someone who has dealt with back issues in the past, the human back is a cruel mistress, capable of double-crossing you at any moment. Penner is even working with the Mayors Manor to raise money for charity.
In an effort to end the entire experience on a high note, I’m partnering with MayorsManor to sponsor a ‘Pancakes with Penner’ breakfast. In the weeks to come we’ll be setting up a special raffle. Fans will be able to purchase tickets for $1.00 for a chance to have a pancake breakfast with me. All the money raised will go to charity…while we enjoy some delicious pancakes!
Good for Penner. Hopefully this will rehab his reputation while he suffers through days of doctor prescribed bed rest with no one but his wife to care for him.
[Mayors Manor via Cosby Sweaters]

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January 12th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
For example, they were vegetarian pancakes
Wha?????
January 12th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
I hate when people have a sense of humor about themselves. I much rather prefer them to get all huffy puffy about even the most benign shit.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
she’s hotttttt
January 12th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Do Canadians have bacon in their pancakes?
I’m assuming he’s Canadian because he plays hockey, you see?
Otherwise, aren’t Pancakes always vegetarian?
January 12th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
Like this, you mean?
GODDAMNIT BOSTON MAYOR
January 12th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
You kind of gotta be a bad-ass and be able to laugh at yourself to pull off a shirt like that…. well-played Penner.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
Penner should be fined for wearing that shirt.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
If she were my wife, I would promise never to eat a venison pancake ever again.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
He looks like a Penner-ass in that shirt.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
GODDAMNIT BOSTON MAYOR
COORS LIGHT SUCKS.
I’m sure that’s the only beer brewed in Colorado. Positive.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
I think he was making fun of Coors Light, but yes, Colorado does have some fine beers.
/go pats
January 12th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I think he was making fun of Coors Light, but yes, Colorado does have some fine beers.
No dog in this fight, but if so, Pliny >>>>>>>>>>>> All Others
January 12th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Vegetarian pancakes? Must not balk eggs or milk but use soy milk.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Damm auto fill…supposed to say must not use milk or eggs.
/proudly using iPad not a kindle fire
January 12th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Dee Ess Ell.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Like this, you mean?
GODDAMNIT BOSTON MAYOR
That is a pretty dumb statement. I’m a fan of Sam Adams, but let’s not even pretend they are as good as Avery or some New Belgium offerings. Especially this past year.
Jim Koch, your seasonals in 2011 were Woof!
January 12th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Loogie Light > Sam Adams
January 12th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
If this
is true, then this
means that Boston elected Coma Boy to the mayoralty. Or perhaps a Time Wizard.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
I’m a fan of Sam Adams, but let’s not even pretend they are as good as Avery or some New Belgium offerings. Especially this past year.
Come West, Young Man. Between Russian River up north and the heap of ridiculous offerings down in the AFC, I just flip a coin every night. Alpine down in SD County is my tops currently. Just delicious.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
Pliny is fucking awesome. Truth.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Pliny is fucking awesome. Truth.
If you heart The Elder, try n’ track yourself down some Alpine Nelson or Pure Hoppiness. They are hard to find, but they will not disappoint.
/love hops almost as much as I love it’s like-smelling cousin
January 12th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
I’m partial to St. Ankey myself.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
Your mother should’ve swallowed you, Rando!
January 12th, 2012 at 6:23 PM
Go get face fucked.