Auburn’s New Defensive Coordinator Should Do Commercials For Just For Men
Auburn hired a vigorous, striking young man to coordinate its defense. Oh wait, that’s 52-year-old former Falcons and Georgia DC Brian VanGorder. Here’s what he looked like in 2009. Here he is again in 2010. At his present rate, he’ll morph into David Cassidy by 2013. He’s a slick leather jacket away from being Chizik’s wingman.
VanGorder may not have mastered the plausible salt and pepper look, but he was quite a good defensive coordinator the last time he was in the SEC. His most important quality will be not being Ted Roof.
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January 12th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
And?
January 12th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
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January 12th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Is this a sponsored post?
January 12th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
I’ll always remember this guy as the dude who went ape-shit when the Falcons jumped offsides against the bucs earlier this year.
January 12th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
VanGorder was a BEAST at UGA when Richt first got there. He and Richt made sweet magic. He then left for the head job at Ga Southern and was an unmitigated disaster. He’s been good-but-nothing-special for the Falcons for the past three years. He’s not a great recruiter, but he should whoop that ass in terms of technique and motivation. This was a good hire for Boob Chizik.
January 12th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
sweet magic = sweet music
January 12th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Wow, he’s not even trying to be subtle. It’s like he covered his head in shoe polish.
January 12th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Illinois man chases Wisconsin stripper 65 miles
January 12th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Only $5k bail?
January 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
I like him better when he was in Happy Gilmore
January 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Only $5k bail?
Might as well be 500K in N. Wisconsin. I think maybe 10 people who live up there make more than 30K a year.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
no shit, yet housing costs are through the roof because of all the out of staters.
January 12th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
no shit, yet housing costs are through the roof because of all the out of staters.
FIBS!
January 12th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
Reminds me more of Ron White.