Dustin Penner’s Gorgeous Wife Jessica Made Him Pancakes and He Got Injured Eating Them

All, Athletes and Celebrities, Fans, Food Jason McIntyre January 10th. 2012, 1:17pm

While Dustin Penner of the LA Kings was devouring said pancakes, he suffered a back injury. It is believed to be the first non-IHOP pancake-related injury in the history of the NHL.

“I just leaned over to dip into some delicious pancakes that my wife made. It’s just like it (the pain) wraps around you and squeezes. . . . So it was disappointing. Hopefully it’s just an isolated incident, and not something that’s going to become chronic.”

I love pancakes as much as the next guy, but the only reason this is a post is because of what Penner’s wife looks like. Her name: Jessica Welch. Low-level actress, apparently. Hockey fans may know her because she used to be married to Richard Zednik. In their divorce, she received $1 million. Below is a photo of Zednik and Welch. [via Hot Clicks]

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75 Responses to “Dustin Penner’s Gorgeous Wife Jessica Made Him Pancakes and He Got Injured Eating Them”

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Geeezeus Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
(insert sloppy seconds comment)
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WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Seriously… there are just women who have a thing for hockey players.
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T.E. Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
It’s the least popular of the major sports and most people wouldn’t recognize 99.9% of the players if they walked past them on the street, but NHLers arguably date/marry the hottest women out of the four major leagues.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
hot puck slut.
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johndewar Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
I see Jessica Welch attended the “Carol Alt School of Dating and Marrying Hockey Players”.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I just leaned over to dip into some delicious pancakes that my wife made.
This guy may have a future in advertising.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Wow moderation has gotten bad today.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
I bet she likes to suck his syrup bottle
/shows self out
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johndewar Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
It’s the least popular of the major sports and most people wouldn’t recognize 99.9% of the players if they walked past them on the street
I’m not sure if this is true in Canadian cities.
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KC Resident Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
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WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
but NHLers arguably date/marry the hottest women out of the four major leagues.
Women like tough guys. That’s why I make sure to kick a puppy every once in a while, just to keep my wife interested.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
Pancakes and French Toast certainly have intense levels of diminishing returns the longer they are on the table. The first few bites are delicious, but if you are a slow eater and they cool down, then they are soggy and disgusting by the end.
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Geeezeus Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Penner going to take a big pay cut next summer. Someone is going to get a bargain when his shooting% regresses to his career average.
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phillymantis915 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
And then he served us pancakes. Pancakes.
Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
100% This.
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johndewar Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Pancakes and French Toast certainly have intense levels of diminishing returns the longer they are on the table. The first few bites are delicious, but if you are a slow eater and they cool down, then they are soggy and disgusting by the end.
Waffles and ice cream is one of my favorite memories of the Wildwood boardwalk as a kid.
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phillymantis915 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Waffles and ice cream is one of my favorite memories of the Wildwood boardwalk as a kid.
That and Curly’s Fries with malt vinegar. Also Morey’s Pier for the water park.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
that would be correct.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I would rather read anothing Duffy college playoff discussion than a pancakes vs waffles debate.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
another*
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Waffles and ice cream
This
That and Curly’s Fries with malt vinegar
With vinegar? Sounds disgusting. What are you, English?
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WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
I really like pancakes, but my wife prefers waffles. I’m starting to see her point, as they can get pretty heavy and feel like you are just eating a bunch of flour after a while. Waffles have a far superior area to volume ratio.
I would rather read anothing Duffy college playoff discussion than a pancakes vs waffles debate.
Waffles > Pancakes > French Toast > Play the Payoffs
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WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Fried chicken and waffles > all
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Broccoli Beef Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
100% This.
that would be correct.
What’s going on here? We’re having too much agreement around these parts!
/I agree as well
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
CP3.V >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Waffles > French Toast > Pancakes
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jimmy Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
“low level actrees”/high level talent!
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phillymantis915 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
With vinegar? Sounds disgusting. What are you, English?
The vinegar enhances the salt and is quite tasty. However it does depend upon the fry. Crinkle cut and pub fries are the best for malt vinegar. Curly, shoestring or waffle fries go best with ketchup.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
waffle fries go best with ketchup.
they go even better when you get a french dip and use the au jus for waffle dipping sauce.
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KC Resident Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
I would rather read anothing Duffy college playoff discussion than a pancakes vs waffles debate.
It sounds like somebody has to eat a gluten-free diet.
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spencer096 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
she’s hot.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Raiders fire Hue Jackson (per schefter)
Not sure anyone else gives a shit.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
The vinegar enhances the salt and is quite tasty. However it does depend upon the fry. Crinkle cut and pub fries are the best for malt vinegar. Curly, shoestring or waffle fries go best with ketchup.
I simply cannot imagine putting vinegar on fries. For me it’s ketchup or nothing.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Raiders fire Hue Jackson (per schefter)
Seems about right.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Raiders fire Hue Jackson (per schefter)
Not sure anyone else gives a shit.
i’m just bummed Al Davis’ death rules out another return of Art Shell.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
i’m just bummed Al Davis’ death rules out another return of Art Shell.
As long as a Davis is in some position of authority with the Raiders and as long as Art Shell is breathing, then this is a possibility.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Waffles have a far superior area to volume ratio.
how’s that work?
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Curly sweet potato fries soaked in buffalo hot sauce. That is all.
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Garland Greene Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
It’s the least popular of the major sports and most people wouldn’t recognize 99.9% of the players if they walked past them on the street
I’m not sure if this is true in Canadian cities.
No, it’s not true here. However, it is fun to see the Canadian politeness trait battle it out with the hockey worship trait in some people. I’ve seen many hockey fans recognize a player in public and be too polite or shy or whatever to approach them but be totally transfixed by their presence. They turn into short-term stalkers who will follow the guy for six blocks but consistently maintain a 20 ft distance. It’s like a self-imposed restraining order.
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johndewar Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
That and Curly’s Fries with malt vinegar
With vinegar? Sounds disgusting. What are you, English?
It tastes WAY better than it sounds.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
It tastes WAY better than it sounds.
Fair enough.
/easterners are weird.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
As long as a Davis is in some position of authority with the Raiders and as long as Art Shell is breathing, then this is a possibility.
i’m really hoping ESPN puts a camera in a boat next to Art Shell’s fishing dinghy to get instant reaction when he gets the call this time.
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
How dare any of you bag on pancakes.
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phillymantis915 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I simply cannot imagine putting vinegar on fries. For me it’s ketchup or nothing.
I love dipping my Chick-fil-A waffle fries in their BBQ sauce. CFA BBQ sauce might be my favorite fast food condiment.
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johndewar Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Curly sweet potato fries soaked in buffalo hot sauce. That is all.
Sweet potatoes, in general, are awesome. When I get a regular baked potato with a steak, it’s almost a letdown.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
As long as a Davis is in some position of authority with the Raiders and as long as Art Shell is breathing, then this is a possibility.
Mark Davis has a severe coke habit, so anything is possible. Art Shell seems like more of a Quaalude guy though.
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YYSA Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Raiders fire Hue Jackson (per schefter)
Not sure anyone else gives a shit.
Todd Haley gonna look good in black and silver.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
i’m really hoping ESPN puts a camera in a boat next to Art Shell’s fishing dinghy to get instant reaction when he gets the call this time.
I think this is a decent approximation of his reaction.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I love dipping my Chick-fil-A waffle fries in their BBQ sauce. CFA BBQ sauce might be my favorite fast food condiment.
I’m not a fan of Chik-Fil-A. There I said it.
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spencer096 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I love dipping my Chick-fil-A waffle fries in their BBQ sauce. CFA BBQ sauce might be my favorite fast food condiment.
i do this with their chik-fil-a sauce and the CFA sauce is my favorite condiment period.
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Tim Thomas's Bagels Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Have forgotten about it since I departed our neighbor to the north, but I am all for the vinegar+fries
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Todd Haley gonna look good in black and silver.
nah, rob ryan will likely get some HC position based on his bloodlines and verbal acumen.
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johndewar Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Raiders fire Hue Jackson (per schefter)
Not sure anyone else gives a shit.
Todd Haley gonna look good in black and silver.
That would be awesome if that happened.
And then, I’d want an HBO “Hard Knocks” series done with Haley as coach.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Raiders fire Hue Jackson
Al Davis making decisions from the grave.
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spencer096 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I’m not a fan of Chik-Fil-A. There I said it.
/get a load of what this asshole said
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Roethlishotdog Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Have forgotten about it since I departed our neighbor to the north, but I am all for the vinegar+fries
Not a fan of vinegar, but the gravy fries at Kennywood Potato Patch were the bomb.
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Career High Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I’m a big fan of vinegar, fries and ketchup.
And I can eat blueberry pancakes with butter and syrup all day.
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Geeezeus Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Have forgotten about it since I departed our neighbor to the north, but I am all for the vinegar+fries
Malt vinegar is even better.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
but I am all for the vinegar+fries
i occasionally enjoy sea salt and vinegar chips, but i’m not sure i could ever get behind fries soaked in vinegar.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Todd Haley gonna look good in black and silver.
Oh dear God no.
Rumors before the firing were Reggie McKenzie has a guy from the Packers picked out.
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ms621 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
/get a load of what this asshole said
I already get grief for it from a buddy who is so devoted to the place that he eats there at least 3 times a week.
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I went to this brunch place on Damen that had a pancakes with pieces of bacon in the batter and this amazing maple glaze. Fucking delicious. Pancakes are great.
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spencer096 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
im of the opinion that you could serve just about anything with fries and it’d be good.
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jim Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
How many ex-coaches are the Raiders paying? I still think they owe Shanny some money still.
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
odd Haley gonna look good in black and silver.
I’m really baffled as to why Fassel and Billick never got chances to be OCs or HCs again. Are they in some kind of double secret blacklist? For fuck’s sake, a 68 year old Marty is being interviewed by Miami!
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phillymantis915 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
/get a load of what this asshole said
Burn him!
i occasionally enjoy sea salt and vinegar chips, but i’m not sure i could ever get behind fries soaked in vinegar.
You don’t soak, you dip.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Rumors before the firing were Reggie McKenzie has a guy from the Packers picked out.
Sweet, the Raiders are gonna hire A.J. Hawk.
Probably didn’t help Hue’s case that he was trying to parlay one 8-8 season into control of personnel.
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
New post on the Raiders.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I went to this brunch place on Damen that had a pancakes with pieces of bacon in the batter and this amazing maple glaze. Fucking delicious. Pancakes are great.
Speaking of Chicago and pancakes: Ann Sather. Love those Swedish cakes. Also, good breakfasts.
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ohheelyeah Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
First, the best sauce at CFA is the Honey Roasted BBQ in the squeeze pack. There really is no other sauce, IMO.
Second, the guy’s shirt in the top-left picture is the most ridiculous thing I have seen all day. He no doubt paid very good money to get a look that can easily be achieved by buying less expensive shirts that simply don’t fit (or get fatter).
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ohheelyeah Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
top-right
/fixed
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Tim Ryan Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I went to this brunch place on Damen that had a pancakes with pieces of bacon in the batter and this amazing maple glaze. Fucking delicious. Pancakes are great.
You forgot to add *burp* at the end.
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I think I forgot /go fuck yourself Tim Ryan at the end.
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scripty Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
That picture of her on top has some DSL.
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Some Random Old Retired Dude Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
How the injury really happened:
Dustin: Make me some pancakes, woman!
Jessica: Get bent. (rolls her eyes)
Dustin: Aaargh! (lunges for his wife)
Jessica: (dodges Dustin’s clumsy attack, punches him in the side with a Magic Bullet)
Dustin: Aaargh! (Dustin collapses into a heap on the kitchen floor)
The end
/thank yew, thank yew
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chijim Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
or get fatter
Dustin Penner get fatter? That’s a scary thought.
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roger from oz Says:
January 10th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
pancake making hockey slut.