The Cotton Bowl Classic: Kansas State vs. Arkansas
Present Iteration: The AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic
Toasting Town: Arlington, Texas
Vintage: 1937
Combatants: Kansas State (10-2) vs. Arkansas (10-2)
Twelfth Night. The Feast of the Epiphany. A Potentially Charming Bowl Rendered Irrelevant by Bowl Fatigue. Kansas State and Arkansas will be motivated to show they belonged in the BCS. Both offenses are poised perfectly to attack the opposing defense. This could be fun.
[via VladimirCrouton]
Kansas State Wildcats [SRS 22]
Best Wins: Texas A&M (11), Baylor (14), Missouri (19), Texas (21)
Losses: Oklahoma State (2), Oklahoma (6)
Famous Alum: Kirstie Alley
No discredit to Mike Gundy, but with what Bill Snyder accomplished at his age with the talent at his disposal, he was coach of the year. The Wildcats had a barely bowl-worthy roster, but somehow eked out six Big 12 wins within a score. Their only losses came in a blowout to Oklahoma and a shootout at Oklahoma State. Some have argued this may be the best Kansas State team ever.
Kansas State wins with controlled offense. They run the ball. They don’t turn it over. They get out-gained, but maximize the value of the yardage they can gain. Quarterback Collin Klein is no polished passer, but the kid can run. He scored 26 touchdowns on the ground and breached the thousand yard barrier. They have another near 1,000-yard back in John Hubert. Arkansas, without defensive depth, can be worn down on the ground.
Arkansas Razorbacks [SRS 12]
Best Wins: Texas A&M (11), South Carolina (20), Vanderbilt (33)
Losses: LSU (1), Alabama (3)
Famous Alum: Pat Summerall
The Razorbacks lost Knile Davis, but managed a quite decent season nonetheless. The only losses came to the two teams playing in the BCS title game, though those were emphatic and the rest of their schedule was fairly pedestrian. The breakthrough expected this year, may come next year.
Arkansas is an anomaly in the SEC. They’ve mastered the forward pass. Tyler Wilson is among the conference’s best quarterbacks throwing to three excellent receivers. Those fellows are uniquely positioned to torment an underwhelming Kansas State secondary. If Arkansas’ offensive line holds up, this could look like the Oklahoma game where the Wildcats got boat-raced off the field.
For Recreational Purposes: Arkansas (-9)
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January 6th, 2012 at 7:35 PM
Kirstie Alley in her Cheers days? Yes please many times over
January 6th, 2012 at 7:38 PM
Kirstie Alley could def get it back in the day.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:39 PM
A Potentially Charming Bowl Rendered Irrelevant by fatigue.
Holy fuck. If you hate college football, you might just as well take up the college lacrosse beat.
Famous Alum: Kirstie Alley
Jebus. Do a scant bit of research. She didn’t graduate from KSU. She lasted a year. She graduated from Xenu U.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:41 PM
Kirstie Alley with recent weight loss still looks pretty good. +1 for curves
January 6th, 2012 at 7:43 PM
Oh and fuck the NHLPA. I hate unions.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:43 PM
a female MMA fighter gets busted for steroids? Shocked!
January 6th, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Vlad, I just saw tweets about that. not surprising with Don Fehr at the helm
January 6th, 2012 at 7:46 PM
You need to graduate to be an alumnus?
January 6th, 2012 at 7:48 PM
I’m an internet commenter. I’m angry. Wah!
January 6th, 2012 at 7:49 PM
Huh, according to ol’ Webster an alumnus need only have been a student at an institution, always thought you had to be a graduate
January 6th, 2012 at 7:51 PM
This was sufficient enough for my standards.
I’ll admit it. I didn’t care enough to hunt down her transcripts.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:51 PM
hey Time Warner and MSG/James Dolan,
how about you dickwads get back to business so I can fucking watch my hockey team on tv. Fuck all of you.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
The Knicks are down 10 to the winless Wizards in the first half. If NY can’t even beat the Wizards, Mike No-D’Antoni should get fired tonight…or just keep him there all season
/boston fan
January 6th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Regardless of where she went to school Kirstie Alley as a Vulcan could fucking get it
January 6th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Hmm, I did not know that. Score one for the ‘ol duffster.
/like he’d be wrong about a latin word
January 6th, 2012 at 7:54 PM
+5 internet dollars to Butters
January 6th, 2012 at 7:56 PM
This was sufficient enough for my standards.
I’ll admit it. I didn’t care enough to hunt down her transcripts.
Duffy
I was just being a dick. She’s more known for going to KU. She lasted slightly longer there. This is probably more of a Kansas thing. My mom lives near her mansion in Wichita. Odd deal with them Scientologists. You wouldn’t think red staters would love her, but she goes out in public at the malls and coffee shops and seems to be really nice to everyone. Wichita. Jebus.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:57 PM
wait..she’s a scientologist now?
I take back everything I said.
/throws Kirstie under a bus
January 6th, 2012 at 7:59 PM
My parents saw her in a Maine grocery store back in her heyday. Said she was wicked nice.
January 6th, 2012 at 7:59 PM
This.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:01 PM
The thing is, all jocks think about is sports. All us nerds think about is sex.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:01 PM
And by, “my mom lives near her mansion” I mean her mansion is along a semi-heavily trafficed road that is near my mom’s house. Wichita is weird. And one of the Koch brothers lives along a super-heavily traveled road (Rock Road) but he he has walls around his property. Wichita is a weird place. I think the Coen Bros. could spend two weeks there and come up with a pretty cool, yet depressing movie.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Nerds are delicious.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
This can bring us all back together.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:07 PM
My parents saw her in a Maine grocery store back in her heyday. Said she was wicked nice. St. Bear.
She donates a bunch of money to Wichita charities. She’s pretty much worshipped there. However, if Tom Cruise showed up, the Wichitans would rip his ovaries out. She seems to have it figured out.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:08 PM
what’s the over/under on days before Bears fan starts bitching about Mike Tice being named offensive coordinator? I say 2 1/2
January 6th, 2012 at 8:09 PM
As Wichita Falls, so falls Wichita Falls.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:10 PM
Oops, messed that up. But you know the deal.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:11 PM
This can bring us all back together.
The correct answer is this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-05wPlQQ4
January 6th, 2012 at 8:15 PM
Correct video to bring everyone together*
*except Spencer, The Real AC, Lima, etc.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:20 PM
No, this is the right Mike Polk video.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Knile Davis is dressed in uniform. Looks like Petrino is desperate.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Oh, look…Birthday Boy thinks he gets a fucking pass on that one. Not today, not any day, my friend.
/Happy Birthday
January 6th, 2012 at 8:35 PM
So you can just tackle niggas now before the ball gets there?
January 6th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Nerds blizzards are amazing
January 6th, 2012 at 9:49 PM
19-2 could make +9.5 interesting. Gotta be the first time I’ve ever seen a football score of 19-2.
January 6th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Is’nt this K State team one used by Ok State apologist in their claim that the Big 12 was stronger than SEC?
January 6th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Tyler Wilson’s looked so good, I’d be worrying that he leaves for the pros. I know it’s just one game, but his passes are sharp. Big fan. If Sanchez stinks next year, I’d totally be down with Wilson in the draft. Would like to see more of him under center, though.
Naturally, he just fumbled as I was typing this.
January 6th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Gus Johnson is as shitty at calling football as he is at calling basketball. The dude can not get names right. Horrible.
January 6th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
I really used to love Gus calling games, but I just cannot stand him anymore. He gets so excited for the most mundane things, and after you listen to him for awhile you realize he doesnt even know shit about the sports he covers.
January 6th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Tyler Wilson is 9/15 for 83 yards and a TD and you’re ready to draft him? You made it sound like he was completing 80% for 250 yards or something.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
The color guy is even worse.
January 7th, 2012 at 12:22 AM
I’m usually not a big nit-picker but I thought this was funny.