*not literally or I would not be lonely

I owned the ‘Bad Hair Day’ TAPE. I played the hell outta that thing.

In 3-D on vinyl, the better to enjoy “Polkas on 45.”

God help us if this place ever turns into Deadspin.

It seemed like we were friends, until you realized I wasn’t black and you could no longer tell people that you had a non-threatening black friend.

Ahem, Senator Jersey is not here to get laid.

I took care of that, and knocked one more minority of of my life list.

But everybody is here to make friends, due to the crippling loneliness

Not me. I’m here to get noticed.

I don’t think watching a conspiracy show and then asking questions

about said show puts you in Carl Everetts category.

Anyone see Mythbusters take on the weird shadows from some of those photos? They reproduced them as legit.

I’m not your facebook friend is an excellent facebook status update.

But everybody is here to make friends, due to the crippling loneliness. Except IllFormula, who is super busy being outdoorsy and banging multiple chicks at once when he isn’t here.

It’s a little harsh.

Did “I’m not here to make friends” ever make an appearance here? I feel like there is a surprising lack of that going around.

“I’m not here to make friends” is a close cousin of “I’m just keepin it real”. Either way, I don’t want to associate myself with anybody who would seriously use those phrases.

Compelling quote from a compelling movie

The second greatest heist film of all time, behind ‘The Dark Knight’.

I have nothing positive to say about this subject, this post, or the author of this post. As such, I’ll say nothing.

you could have at least lost some respect for someone.

The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 9 innings on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus on it.

Cannonball, coming atcha.

I have nothing positive to say about this subject, this post, or the author of this post. As such, I’ll say nothing.

/pours lemon juice on computer screen and holds up to bare light bulb
//sees Clay’s secret message

A not-as-interesting-as-hoped piece results and an less-interesting post, Hernia.

/no offense

None taken, but the fact that I learned of Les Otten made me a better person than I was yesterday.