Comments on: Santonio Holmes is an Imbecile, and the New York Jets’ 2011 Postmortem

By: Some Random Old Retired Dude

Some Random Old Retired Dude — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:53:13 +0000

Babar, thanks.

I dig being able to go to a movie mid-day without waiting in line. Runnin’ the streets free and easy is sweet.

All y’all keep working, so I can stay in hoagies and DirecTV. Support your local retiree.

By: Some Random Old Retired Dude

Some Random Old Retired Dude — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:48:07 +0000

MP, I am unable to process this madness.

Re-read the comments. Whew. Good thing I don’t have a job – can’t imagine the IT guys monitoring this post. Bye-bye, TS clearance…

By: MP

MP — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:42:23 +0000

Sorry I’m late (saw the new Mission Impossible movie). Wanted to ask, “what did I miss”, but based on comment 452, maybe I shouldn’t ask…?

You missed a lot of talk about piss. And CJ said she’d rather date a guy that sucked his own dick than one that dipped. Process that.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:42:09 +0000

Sorry I’m late (saw the new Mission Impossible movie). Wanted to ask, “what did I miss”, but based on comment 452, maybe I shouldn’t ask…?

It's Wednesday afternoon. Congrats on the retirement. That's fucking awesome.

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:42:08 +0000

People are so defensive, especially women, ya know. C’mon ladies. I offered a girl a tic-tac one time. Ya know what she says to me “Oh do I need one? Is it my breath? Do you think I need one?” I’m like, I’m just trying to be nice. If I was going to give you something you needed I would give you mustache wax and a t-shirt that says ‘One Cock at a Time.’”

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:40:53 +0000

Haha bangin the chick on the fryolator.

By: Some Random Old Retired Dude

Some Random Old Retired Dude — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:39:21 +0000

Sorry I’m late (saw the new Mission Impossible movie). Wanted to ask, “what did I miss”, but based on comment 452, maybe I shouldn’t ask…?

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:34:44 +0000

“but those titties ain’t retarded”

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:32:10 +0000

“If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.”

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:30:35 +0000

His bit about meeting some chick at the bar and then fucking her doggy style cuz thats just how she passed out is pretty fucking awesome.

Thanks slow gas leak!

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:29:26 +0000

Anyone remember the Dave Attell show on Comedy Central, Insomniac?

he did it in Little Rock one time and found Sweet, Sweet Connie, of Grand Central Railroad fame.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:28:42 +0000

Attel’s bit about drinking and time-travel always gets me…sadly the one time I saw him live it was a year after that CD came out and he was still doing that act

He does seem to reuse material for quite a bit longer than other comedians. But he can be forgiven for the bit where he talks about lying naked on the couch after taking a shower while hung over from a whiskey binge and being afraid of his towels because they reminded him of phantoms. The story ends with him turning over on the couch for his back to dry, his dick getting caught between the cushions, him then fucking the couch and then seeing an M&M stick to his dick after. He called it ‘couch scabies’.

You have to have a pretty brilliantly messed up mind to come up with something like that.

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:26:50 +0000

I like the part of the Philly episode where he got his delicious looking cheese-steak, stuck his cigarette in it and said “Happy Birthday to me”.

Oh yeah, he stuck his cig in it like a birthday candle!

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:26:02 +0000

Skanks for the Memories was a pretty funny album.

By: Ballz dresses like Trotski

Ballz dresses like Trotski — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:25:08 +0000

On one episode he coined the aphorism “They say you should never drink alone. But if you drink enough, you’ll never be alone”. Brilliant man.

I like the part of the Philly episode where he got his delicious looking cheese-steak, stuck his cigarette in it and said “Happy Birthday to me”.

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:24:56 +0000

“They say you should never drink alone. But if you drink enough, you’ll never be alone”

What a great line.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:24:34 +0000

Coma hazard

I was going to go with ‘assault hazard’ but that works too.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:24:26 +0000

Attel’s bit about drinking and time-travel always gets me…sadly the one time I saw him live it was a year after that CD came out and he was still doing that act

By: Ballz dresses like Trotski

Ballz dresses like Trotski — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:23:23 +0000

Fire hazard or what?

Could be. It is on a grassy hill with a lot of trees around.

By: rondoman

rondoman — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:23:11 +0000

I miss that show, too. He has a show on Showtime called ‘Daves Old Porn’ where he comments on old porno flicks with another comedian and a porn star. Very funny.

Yeah I caught that show when we first got DirecTv and had all those channels free for 3 months. I do have Insomniac on DVD though.