Santonio Holmes is an Imbecile, and the New York Jets’ 2011 Postmortem
The Jets missing the playoffs took a few days to sink in, but now that there’s plenty else to distract me – the Knicks stinking, college basketball picking up, the NFL draft on the horizon, the NBA – I’m not too dejected about not having my favorite sports team in the postseason.
I’ll roll this lambasting of Santonio Holmes into my postmortem on their 2011 season:
Santonio Holmes: He ended the season like an assclown. A front-running, quitting, jerk. The fact that Wayne Hunter – quite possibly the worst offseason lineman in the NFL this year, if the Pro Football Focus stats are accurate – had to chew out Holmes in the huddle against Miami is mind-boggling. That being said, there’s zero chance the Jets cut or trade Holmes. Not happening. Quit wasting any time even discussing it. End of story. He’ll come back next season under a new offensive coordinator and thrive. Hopefully. I’m 100% confident he’ll be back; 85% sure Holmes will thrive.
Brian Schottenheimer, Offensive Coordinator: Please get him out of town. Please. Anyone who watched four minutes of football this season knows that Schottenheimer has zero chance of getting a head coaching job this year. So the Jets will just have to eat his contract and let him go, and look foolish for giving him the vote of confidence this week. Fundamentally, I don’t think Schottenheimer knew what the Jets should have been this year. For reasons unknown, he wanted to throw a lot, but why would you do that with no line and new, inferior WRs to the group from 2010? His play-calling was atrocious. Blaine Gabbert is probably begging the Jags not to hire him.
UFAs: The Jets are likely to lose a lot of stalwarts from the last two seasons – Bryan Thomas (goner), Tomlinson (retire), Brodney Pool (he’s terrible), Donald Strickland (like No. 5 corner) and Plaxico (hope he doesn’t return). The interesting player decision will be on tiny Jim Leonhard, who has been injured late each of the last two years, can’t defend tight ends, but is sure-handed on punts … and with Eric Smith and Brodney Pool both leaving, can you really lose your top three safeties? Leonard came over from Baltimore with Rex Ryan, so I assume he’ll be back.
Mike Tanenbaum, GM: He had a horrible season, something glossed over in the mainstream media because, well, you know … it’s easily to slam the under-performing QB or the mouthy coach. I said in the preseason that his moves were terrible, but I had no clue he’d be so useless in-season. Yes, it looks like he made the right decision with McKnight over Woodhead (that wasn’t the case in 2010), but his 2010 1st round draft pick Kyle Wilson hasn’t looked like a future starter.
Mark Sanchez, QB: His best season in many categories, but he was terrible late in the season against the Giants (three turnovers) and Dolphins (three INTs). Worst of all, he looked rattled all season – it started after that Baltimore debacle, when he was running for his life all night. He had happy feet in the pocket that was always collapsing around him. (Theory: He didn’t handle the WR egos well. Holmes and Plax both wanted the ball a lot more than they got it.) The offensive line did him no favors (sacked 39 times, which is 12 more than last year). He had eight fumbles lost; he lost one last year. That being said, it’s highly unlikely they move him. This Peyton Manning stuff is pure conjecture at this point. Sanchez is owed $8.5 million next year, and there’s zero chance they keep him and sign Manning. Remember, the owner is cheap. As I said after the Denver loss: Get a new OC, give Sanchez a year to improve, then make a decision.
Rex Ryan: Question I’ve gotten plenty on twitter – Did Rex lose the locker room? No. I think he did realize he can’t walk on water when it comes to turning around problem children. How did he not know Holmes was such a cancer this season? Was he overconfident? I think so. Hopefully, the early success didn’t go to his head. I think the terrible ending to this season will ultimately be a good thing (and not just because it means they’ll get a new OC). Humility was necessary.
Positives:
Aaron Maybin developed into a nice pass rusher (6 sacks in 13 games). Nice move by Tanenbaum.
I can’t wait for Jeff Cumberland to be healthy next year so the Jets can run 2 TE sets (season-ending injury in the preseason).
Rookies Jeremy Kerley and Muhammad Wilkerson (3 sacks) will be starters next year.
Joe McKnight was impressive as a kick returner: 31.6 per return.
Offseason needs:
Safety – I think Alabama’s Mark Barron is an ideal 1st round target.
Right tackle: Wayne Hunter was abysmal. If there’s a great right tackle around at 16, perhaps you pull the trigger and make Hunter a reserve. Very curious to see what OL there are on the free agent market.
Running back: LT likely retires. McKnight doesn’t seem like a No. 2 back, as he’s fumble-prone and a bit fragile. Greene will be in his walk year, so naturally he’ll bust out and have a monster year seeking a contract. But with the Jets’ 2nd round pick, I think they should consider RB – Chris Polk of Washington and Doug Martin of Boise State come to mind, though both could already be off the board in what will be a strong RB draft.

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January 4th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
As a Ravens fan who probably has to contend with the Jets every year for a while, I just want to say — please keep Mark Sanchez.
kthxbye
January 4th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Still think Rexy’s getting off a little easy. I know he made two straight AFC championship games, but so did about everyone else on the list. Either he’s responsible for a lot of the player nonsense, or he’s not nearly influential enough as a head coach.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I think in today’s NFL, especially given the new rule changes, you kind of have to throw it a lot.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
You have to make Brian Schottenheimer the scape goat here although I’m not convinced more of the blame shouldn’t fall at Sanchez feet.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Players follow the lead of the head coach. In this case, lots of bluster and finger pointing when things go south.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Offseason needs:
Safety – I think Alabama’s Mark Barron is an ideal 1st round target.
Right tackle: Wayne Hunter was abysmal. If there’s a great right tackle around at 16, perhaps you pull the trigger and make Hunter a reserve. Very curious to see what OL there are on the free agent market.
Running back: LT likely retires. McKnight doesn’t seem like a No. 2 back, as he’s fumble-prone and a bit fragile. Greene will be in his walk year, so naturally he’ll bust out and have a monster year seeking a contract. But with the Jets’ 2nd round pick, I think they should consider RB – Curtis Polk of Washington and Doug Martin of Boise State come to mind, though both could already be off the board in what will be a strong RB draft.
You forgot one position.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Sign Ray Rice.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Still around 6.5 YPA. Still decidedly average. Still apologetic.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
I agree that you give him one more year. But that is it. I do not think that he is a franchise QB or is going to become a franchise QB. I do think it is ok to give him one more year. Anything more and the Jets are just wasting there time.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
If I’m Santonio and that dude’s my QB, I’m throwing a fit too.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
This is going to be a good afternoon
January 4th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
any OC that chooses to features a guy fresh out of a 3-yr prison stint over arguably one of the top 10 WRs in football deserves to be fired.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
I think this is exactly what will happen. But for me, next year is absolutely his last shot.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
As others have said….Schottenheimer has to go and give Sanchez one more year.
Maybe I’m wrong, but my perception is that Schottenheimer did one of those coaching tricks where he was going to show everyone how smart he was rather than coaching the actual talent he had on hand.
Of course, if Sanchez comes back next year and sucks worse, that theory is blown to hell.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Anything more and the Jets are just wasting there time.
Hate to be the grammar police here, but ummm
January 4th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
obviously the Rex Ryan didn’t know either.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
the qb sucks, and the d is grossly overrated. but the jets cant come to grips with that, so they will blow peen next year too.
and rexy is not an escape goat.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Flynn could be a cheaper pickup for the Jets.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
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Holmes needs to be utilized. Not sure why Sanchez keeps checking down to RB/TE when he has a legit play maker at WR.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
i really hope this was making fun of antonio pierce
January 4th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
The Jets don’t need a Peyton Manning, either. Sure, it’d be nice. They need what Alex Smith did for Jim Harbaugh this year. Don’t turn it over, don’t play outside of your shoes and rely on the defense. The Jets are like the Bears on defense right now. Time to start preparing your fill-ins at key defensive positions where your current stars are aging. Rex Ryan is a defensive coach. A very talented defensive coach. His teams will win when they’re not turning the ball over, controlling field position and forcing the other team into the turnovers.
If you’re expecting some kind of aerial attack like what the Patriots, Packers or Saints have, you’re merely setting yourself up to be disappointed. Maybe Mark Sanchez can be the guy that plays game manager for them. He hasn’t shown it in 3 years though.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
“It’s definitely not a fun place to be. I can assure you. It’s the first time I’ve ever been around extremely selfish individuals. I think that’s maybe the nature of the NFL. But there were people within our lockerroom that didn’t care whether we won or loss… as long as they got their… they really had a good game individually. And that’s the disappointing thing.”
Greg McElroy
January 4th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
/sets up lawn chair
//rolls up cooler filled with beer
Ok, I’m ready lets do this
January 4th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
If Sanchez is a fourth-round pick and not a first, does he get another year? I doubt it. The Jets overreached to get him and now they’re stuck playing (and paying) a guy that is regressing.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
That’s called pulling a Martz in the industry.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Hope the Jaguars give Mel Tucker and opportunity to remain as the head coach. He’s done some good things with the defense the last couple years and the team didn’t quit on him after he took the interim title.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
RE: Sanchez – You don’t think there will be pleas of “He needs time to learn the system!”?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I enjoyed the Jets season.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
He might be able to be a game manager, problem is he still thinks he’s a superstar among the top QB’s in the league
January 4th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
If you are going to steal lines from The Onion, you need to cite it.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
i’m not sure I understand about the OC issue. who do you think can utilize the talent better? if it is a matter of running the ball more, Rex just needs to tell Schottenheimer to run it. the play designs aren’t necessarily vanilla. but the guy passing it cannot throw downfield, and his targets are all downfield threats.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
INEAY, just because your team is stuck on the couch don’t start talking draft yet lawya.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
I hear you, but I think it’s time for Sanchez to be a big boy. Whoever they hire, there will be a full off-season to learn the system.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
The funny thing is, this clearly was Sanchez’s best year in the pros and he was still fucking awful. Makes anyone who defended him for the previous two seasons look even more oblvious.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Remember, too, that the Colts have as much to do with the Jets making a run to one of those AFC title games (thanks to sitting guys instead of playing to win) as the Jets do. Especially relevant when one of the main arguments in favor of giving Sanchez more time to show something is that he’s taken them on two deep runs in the playoffs. The guy is just not good.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I’m confused, do Jet fans hate Schotty because he won’t open up the offense with Sanchez as his QB – which seems like was the rallying cry for first part of season, or is it because he passes to much with Sanchez as his QB?
Someone clear this up….
Common denominator = Sanchez as QB
January 4th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Joe McKnight sucks. He’s no Dandy Danny Woodhead.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Good point. Sanchez is probably something in between those two extremes.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I saw elsewhere that the Sanchez to Holmes “combo” had the worst completion percentage league-wide (50.5%) with a minimum of 100 targets.
So, yeah, it’s probably a mix of shitty QB and shitty scheme.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I think it’s reasonable to give Sanchez a year under a new OC. I don’t think it will solve things, but I’ve been wrong many times before.
I may be in the minority, but I prefer TBL’s Jets pieces to most of the other stuff on here, Lisk excepted.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
(Theory: He didn’t handle the WR egos well. Holmes and Plax both wanted the ball a lot more than they got it.)
I have heard this a bunch of times on Mad Dog in that he was bullied by the WR’s and he let them decide too much.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Actually it’s very below average – 27th in the league, one spot ahead of Tebow. Sanchez is a bottom tier QB – the sooner Jets fans realize this, the better off they’ll be
January 4th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
hey guys…Eli only got better because the Giants fired Hufanagel.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
This. Again, if he was a fourth-round pick we’re not having this conversation. Sanchez is gone and the Jets are trading for a veteran.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
hey guys…Eli only got better because the Giants fired Hufanagel.
I might be a minority here, but Eli is not a “good” QB. Decent? Sure. But “Good?” No.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
That’s a smaller minority than gay texan commenters on TBL.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
/sets up lawn chair
//rolls up cooler filled with beer
Ok, I’m ready lets do this
Whatcha got there? Here, I brought half a bag of ice and a cheese plate I found in the office fridge.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Nhoh.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
did mcelroy really say that?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
by minority, you mean wrong. right?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Yeah what kind of dick brings his gun with his sweatpants to a nightclub or keeps Sanchmart throwing?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
I asked this of TBL on Twitter, but I guess I can throw it out here: would it be wrong for the Jets to target an OG like David DeCastro or Cordy Glenn in Round 1? Seems like what Sanchez/the Jets missed all this season was a punishing running attack that could take the pressure off the passing game.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
This cracks me up only because the Jets have draft something like 4 RB in the last 3 drafts.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Apparently, “What happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room,” is now non-existent. What is this? The third time today something like this has come out?
http://deadspin.com/5873059/jets-backup-qb-greg-mcelroy-slams-selfish-teammates-in-radio-interview
January 4th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
They didnt have a terrible year, in the NFL a couple plays swing a season. They got Tebow’d in one game and then had a few bounces not go their way. You hope Plax is better after a real offseason and you work on the OLine.
Whether Schotty is at fault or the QB doesnt matter, the OC is easier to replace and something has to be done to placate the mouthbreathers, so he’s gotta go.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
I don’t like Eli or his derpy mongoloid head but he is a very good QB.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
fix the line, and they can run the ball with Greene and McKnight.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
by minority, you mean wrong. right?
He looks great in some games, but just bad in others. This inconsistency just doesn’t make him that good. But hey it’s just my opinion.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I see some Yuengling, various Sam bottles, Victory Lager, and some other local breweries. What do you want?
Oh and the major issue is this…Sanchez is an awful QB. He refuses to throw the ball downfield and is tentative. Mainly, he’s a giant douche.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Apparently, “What happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room,” is now non-existent.
No one is sadder to see this development than Jerry Sandusky.
/low-hanging fruit
January 4th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I’m just glad the Jets have overtaken the Red Sox as the worst locker room implosion of the past year
January 4th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
I’m not an Eli Manning fan, but I think people’s perception of him would be different (i.e.–higher) if his last name was something other than “Manning” and his brother wasn’t some robo-QB who makes offensive coaches drool.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
i think you’re glossing over the three previous horrible seasons tannenbaum had…GM failure is a marathon, not a sprint.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Sanchez is a bottom tier QB – the sooner Jets fans realize this, the better off they’ll be
Now that Al kicked, I hear Pryor may be available for the right deal
January 4th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
http://deadspin.com/5873059/jets-backup-qb-greg-mcelroy-slams-selfish-teammates-in-radio-interview
The only thing I got out of this article is “so that’s where he ended up”
January 4th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
He is a top 10ish QB, so I’d call that good.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Nah. The ground and pound evaporated. Thomas Jones was great in their first trip to the AFC Championship. Different team. Lots of big names, but they’re all old and shitty.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
i don’t think the Jets locker room is that toxic. this is being over blown.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Oh and the major issue is this…Sanchez is an awful QB. He refuses to throw the ball downfield and is tentative. Mainly, he’s a giant douche.
Sanchez is a slightly above-average QB. He’s not as awful as he can look nor as great as he occasionally appears. You can win with him if you surround him with talent.
Sanchez is the Hyundai Elantra of QBs.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Sadly, I don’t think they’ve overtaken them yet.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I see some Yuengling, various Sam bottles, Victory Lager, and some other local breweries. What do you want?
Victory please. Sam has had some weak offerings this year.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I like this.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
He is a top 10ish QB, so I’d call that good.
In my mind, I am the best judge of talent ever.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
If your goal is to take pressure off a shitty QB, that’s not a bad idea. But if you know he’s a shitty QB, why not just get a new QB?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I don’t really care about the Giants, but this is hilarious.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
wait…THIS is what this is all about? i didnt see what holmes actually did, just figured it was something like slapping a coach based on all the hullaballoo.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Along the same what if lines (and this doesn’t just apply to Eli), but I wonder what the perception of him would be had A. Samuel held on the the INT in the “Tyree-catch” drive.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Apparently, “What happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room,” is now non-existent.
No one is sadder to see this development than Jerry Sandusky.
/spins bow-tie
The only thing I got out of this article is “so that’s where he ended up”
I had no clue who the Jets back-up QB was until I read that.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
See I think the opposite. Once all the teams get small and have base nickel/sub-dime packages every down, start blasting them with two tight end sets and a heavy run game. You gotta throw it today, but it’ll shift back the other way soon enough.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Rex Ryan has to go and whoever gives Rob Ryan a head coaching job is a goddamn imbecile. Ryan is a not a head coach and needs to shut his fat mouth and go back to being a DC somewhere. The shtick is now old and has proven it does not work. The team is a reflexion of Rex and the team has proven to be a bunch of punk ass pricks. Bye Bye Rexy.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Do you really doubt that fried chicken wasnt featured prominently in a Rex Ryan locker room?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Hyundai Elantra is above average? I must be a snob.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Looking at his statistics this year, I assumed the back-up was Mark Sanchez.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
I had no clue who the Jets back-up QB was until I read that.
Think how bad he must suck
January 4th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
retarded isn’t a minority.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Honestly, I would take most of the QBs from the past two draft classes over Sanchez at this point in their careers. Except Gabbert. He sucks balls.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
/vomits
Also… Eli has had some money/’clutch’ plays this year (looking more and more like it was because of Cruz more than anything). If Flacco gets a ring, or Eli gets #2, I’m not gonna handle it well.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
my sister just got some kind of new hyundai and i liked it more than my mazda 6.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Very true. Just a guess, but the perception would be probably something like what some people feel about Donovan McNabb….i.e.–couldn’t win the big one.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
No.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
retarded isn’t a minority
Thanks Spence. It’s always nice to get a compliment even if it is back-handed
January 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
A guy I work with got one last year. It was a nice car.
Not a great car. A nice car.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Nope.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Hilarious.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
LOL at LdT of all people criticizing somebody’s body language and demeanor during a game. Maybe he was just lambasting Holmes for not sitting on the bench with a helmet with a visor on.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
This right here is some extreme bile and I love it.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
anytime you need a pep-talk, brah.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Sanchez is the Hyundai Elantra of QBs.
Hyundai Elantra is above average? I must be a snob.
I meant it in the “does some things well, but some things not so well” sense.
But let me guess…you got the Guitar Hero with the Lexus jingle in it for Xmas?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Using what metric is he slightly above average? That would make him a top 15 QB.
Also, I agree with HTown that describing the Hyundai Elantra as above average seems like a stretch.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
I associate with Giants fans on a daily basis in my personal and professional life and I don’t think I can handle another Giants Super Bowl win in my lifetime.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
He could borrow Tomlinson’s
January 4th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
I think Rex Ryan already has one foot out out the door if you ask me.
/veal
January 4th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
But let me guess…you got the Guitar Hero with the Lexus jingle in it for Xmas?
Don’t you dare put that music in my head. Once it gets in there, it doesn’t leave.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
bad qb’s get bullied. good qb’s do not.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
I don’t know about that. As bad as they are, the Jets probably still beat the Orioles.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
dewar – Jagr will be out tomorrow, yes? Your boys will be getting a look at two rookies. Dylan Olsen called up from Rockford to replace Montador. I see Laviolette throwing Giroux out there against him and O’Donnell all night long. Some guy named Andrew Shaw, too. Apparently… he’s Carcillo-Lite. So I guess that would make him Keith Stone.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Win Flyboys win.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
I sit around three Giants fans and a Steelers fan at my office, I’m convinced that God has it out for Eagles fans.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
re: Tomlinson … still the best Starting Lineup figurine EVER. Now that’s some trollin’
January 4th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Honestly, I would take most of the QBs from the past two draft classes over Sanchez at this point in their careers. Except Gabbert. He sucks balls.
If I have to eat crow over my Cam prediction do I at least get A-1 sauce since I nailed Gabbert?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Road playoff wins.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
No way- they closed the season losing to the equivalent of the Orioles, the Dolphins.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
won’t happen this year. they don’t have the pieces to make a run.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Just looking at the Jet’s probably schedule for next year, and it doen’t look easy. They already are in a division with the Pats. The Bills SHOULD be better. Steelers, Chargers, and Titans will be better so they will obviously have to be a much better team if they want to make the playoffs and keep Rex as the coach.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
The Bills are the Orioles. Dolphins are more like the Padres.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Yup, no Jagr.
They are going to move a gimpy JVR (he has “a hip”) up to play with Giroux. The Flyers desperately need either Brayden Schenn or Jake Voracek to start living up to their potential.
If you wanted to see what it would look like if Dan Carcillo played with a brain, check out Zac Rinaldo (if the Flyers don’t scratch him to dress Shelley to match up with John Scott). Smaller guy who hits big and while he takes a penalty here or there, doesn’t take the really, really dumb ones that Carcillo took/takes.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
I was looking for an individual metric, but I will gladly accept a classic J-Mac troll starter.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
so, what happens when you get a new OC and the offense is still terrible, while Schottenheimer goe on to be the HC of the Dolphins and beats the Jets twice a year?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
shut the fuck up and quit whining. eagles fans don’t know what pain is.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Is there anything TBL does that is less informed, more annoying, or done on purpose just to piss us off?
/well that and that Patriots playoff ‘slump’
January 4th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Since Rex Ryan has become coach, the Jets have drafted a RB in each of his drafts (Greene, McKnight, John Connor, Powell), a QB in two (Sanchez, McElroy) and two WRs last year (Kerly, Scotty McKnight). Over the past three drafts, they’ve only selected 13 players. That means they’ve spent 8 of 13 possible picks on QBs/RBs/WRs.
If you want to know why they seem to be a mess right now that is your reason.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Is there anything TBL does that is less informed, more annoying, or done on purpose just to piss us off?
Anything he has ever said regarding baseball?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Your football team might be a goddamn disaster, Jason but you nailed the round up picture. Nice work.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
whoa.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
That’s exactly what they said Shaw is. He’s about 5’10″ and 180 lbs. Doesn’t mind fighting the 6’2″ or 6’3″ guys. 12 goals in the AHL so far, too. Basically, they said he’s a meteor. Just all over the ice.
You don’t have to worry about Scott. He’s not dressing. Seabrook, Keith, Hjalmarsson, Leddy, Olsen and O’Donnell on the back end tomorrow. Only scrappers dressing are Mayers and this Shaw kid. Bickell sometimes does, but not often. Should be a good test for both teams.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Is there anything TBL does that is less informed, more annoying, or done on purpose just to piss us off?
Anything he has ever said regarding baseball?
Normally I’d agree with this, but he did say a few weeks ago that Bagwell belonged in the Hall of Fame. I give him credit for that.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
again, fix the oline, and a lot of ills are cured.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Well, they got Holmes for a 5th rounder. Of course, the Steelers turned that into Antonio Brown.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
If only Asante had made that catch. I think the guy has like 6 playoff interceptions of Mannings already.
/not going to miss him
Sanchez looked better this year. He improved from “probably the worst full-time starter in the league” to “a bit better than the worst full-time starter in the league”
January 4th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
absolutely…he hates the cleveland contingent of commenters so much that he wrote a post giving lebron suggestions on where to live in NYC.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
round-up pic will be the best of 2012 for a long time.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
well yippee for the stillers.
/you deserve to watch 15 straight winless seasons
January 4th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
absolutely…he hates the cleveland contingent of commenters so much that he wrote a post giving lebron suggestions on where to live in NYC.
Oh stop being a whiny little bitch.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
did he really improve at all? or did he just throw it more?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Janoff’s post on the Winter Classic is RIDDLED with errors. I would suggest he add Steve Lepore to his daily reads if he plans on doing anymore posts on ratings and hockey.
But to piss off the readership? Go ahead and click on that Penn State Scandal tag. Anything not written by Lisk.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
I need to know what Eli Manning did in week 17 of his 3rd year to properly gauge whether Sanchez can be the next Matt Ryan.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
However, four years ago they drafted a LB/DE hybrid #6 overall out of tOSU…ran a sub-4.6 40. I am sure he is dominating for them.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Went so far out on that limb that it almost broke.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
shut up, pms621
January 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Is this a more epic collapse than the Red Sox?
Aaron Maybin developed into a nice pass rusher (6 sacks in 13 games). Nice move by Tanenbaum.
Yeah Tannenbum took a chance on an asshole who quit his way out of Buffalo and got some production on the cheap. Genius.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
How did littered get corrected to riddled? I suppose it still means the same thing but, whatever.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Good point. Completion percentage ticked up (all the way to %56.7). Y/A ticked down, Int% went up. I guess I don’t know. Or really care. He is who we thought he was.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Oh please… if you get to use this, I get to go into my tracing draft picks and trades that has no meaning at all (eg how drafting David Murphy got the Red Sox Victor Martinez). They would have just wasted the pick on candy and soda pop anyway.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Ohio state fans are the WORST
January 4th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
/sound of Astros, Rockets, and Oilers/Texans fans clearing their throats
January 4th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Cracking up.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
I LOL’d
January 4th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Ohio state fans are the WORST
Saw someone wearing tOSU gear at the Sugar Bowl last night. Don’t ask me why.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Tomlinson criticized Holmes for his “demeanor, body language — not really into the game, feeling like it’s over, feeling sorry for himself. We were still in the game.”
Funny that a guy critized for quitting/pouting in San Diego can call out other players for bad body language.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Went so far out on that limb that it almost broke.
Care to expand upon that?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
I could use a dip right now
January 4th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
he didn’t improve, he just rode the bell curve in a year where the QB position went stat crazy. if you look at only Sanchez’s number it looks like he had a big time improvement, but compare that to the league where 3 Qb’s threw for over 5000 yards and 3 had 40+ TD’s and the average QB rating was somewhere in the low 80′s.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
shut up, pms621
Ha. I see that’s catching on nicely.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
CFB bowls, playoffs, and paying the players.
Pretty much anything on CFB not involving a player gf’s FB page.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
keeping tabs on the enemy.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Hey… I passed on it. I almost also put “why pick on ms621″ after the “gay texan commenters” comment. But I didn’t.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I thought that was true too, then I looked again. His last few weeks were hilariously bad and his season averages went down.
Blaine Gabbert was worse. So there’s that.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Went so far out on that limb that it almost broke and fell to the ground.
/has you look into flower
//squirts water
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
to Janoff’s credit, he just cut and pasted that article.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Hey… I passed on it. I almost also put “why pick on ms621″ after the “gay texan commenters” comment. But I didn’t.
I don’t think it would have worked. People are still caught up on whether or not I’m black.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Saying Bagwell is a HOFer is akin to saying Dwight is the best center in the East. It’s so obvious as to be a waste of breath.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
He can, because he’s such a classy individual. Just ask him.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
/wasn’t a flower
//wasn’t water
January 4th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
once im done with this BS work…im putting a tennis ball sized wad of cope wintergreen between my lip and gums.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
He would never mock the “lights out” dance that is classily done over injured QBs
January 4th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Relating to baseball TBL has to crawl before he can walk.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
vomit.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Fixed.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Matt Flynn, my friend. He’s the anti-JaCarcass.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
don’t judge me…ive had a rough afternoon.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Me too. I feel something brewing right now. That would do the trick .
January 4th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Judy Greer was fucking smoking on Conan last night. Smoking and funny.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
last i looked at his numbers indepth was after week 16, still an improvement number wise, but the guy can’t run an offense or make good decisions.
you could have bill walsh in his prime be the OC of the Jets and Sanchez would still show the same poor judgement and ability
January 4th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Saying Bagwell is a HOFer is akin to saying Dwight is the best center in the East. It’s so obvious as to be a waste of breath.
True, but this was TBL stating it. So I considered that progress.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
I almost also put “why pick on ms621″ after the “gay texan commenters” comment. But I didn’t.
/ I don’t think it would have worked. People are still caught up on whether or not I’m black.
Gay and black? You’re Terrell Owens?!
January 4th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
after my first ever trip to 5 guys last friday I put in a dip. I barely made it back to the office, although that was probably the 5 guys.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
You graduated from SMU. Of course you’re not black. Only future Louis Winthorpe III’s are allowed on a non-athletic scholarship basis.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
I got a Jamarcus jersey for Christmas…my cousin told his mom that he was the Raiders best player…the room erupted in stifled laughter, but the gift-giver wasn’t laughing, so I just said had to sit their and pretend to like it.
/I should be nominated for an Oscar
January 4th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
this is quite misconstrue-able.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Dip is gross. But I don’t judge y’all for your addiction. Everyone has a vice.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
This won’t catch on. Between Coop, and now KingGrizz asking for it, the ‘gay’ meme is at capacity.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
You know who knows this and got sick the situation? Santonio Holmes.
I think I disagree with this just because I have no reason to doubt Bill Walsh could turn any piece of shit into Ken Anderson.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Sanchez is the Hyundai Elantra of QBs.
I drive a pre-owned Elantra. Unlike Sanchez, that thing is relaible.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Fair.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Since Rex Ryan has become coach, the Jets have drafted a RB in each of his drafts (Greene, McKnight, John Connor, Powell), a QB in two (Sanchez, McElroy) and two WRs last year (Kerly, Scotty McKnight). Over the past three drafts, they’ve only selected 13 players. That means they’ve spent 8 of 13 possible picks on QBs/RBs/WRs.
Well, they got Holmes for a 5th rounder. Of course, the Steelers turned that into Antonio Brown.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
You should go after pussy instead of putting a fucking gross wad of cancerous shit in your mouth or getting high on your piss-smelling couch.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
I know the feeling of driving and speed because i’m plugging my butt cheeks together. My worst fear is feeling like that and getting pulled over. It would be all over.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
absolutely…he hates the cleveland contingent of commenters so much that he wrote a post giving lebron suggestions on where to live in NYC.
he did do a post on Miss Ohio today….
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
You graduated from SMU. Of course you’re not black. Only future Louis Winthorpe III’s are allowed on a non-athletic scholarship basis.
Unfortunately, this is very true.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
I just dont even know how you get started. Ick.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
insult me all you want, but how dare you insult my couch.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
$50 says Spencer is on Expedia checking flights to Chicago after #186.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
speeding*
January 4th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I think I’d rather have a guy fart on me than date someone that dipped.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
i think first round has to be OL or safety. It’s a very thin safety class, though, hence my thought on Barron.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
And the mystery of why Sportsgal is still not married carries on. Current scholars remain stumped.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Fucked that up. Well, I think the overall point was that the Jets suck.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
my problem is that I quit 2 years ago, but get a can when hunting season comes around and I have had a hard time putting it down this year.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Keep on telling yourself a dude never farted on you.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
play your cards right and you might have two wishes come true.
/winks
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
I’d rather date a guy that sucked his own dick
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Janoff’s post on ANYTHING is RIDDLED with errors.
The double-negative in the lead here is not impressed.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
I think I’d rather have a guy fart on me than date someone that dipped.
There are so many comments that will live on forever in our memories, even after the archives are swept clean for the 15th time. This is one of them.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
So he can put his mouth on a different kind of cancerous wad?
/sorry SG
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
No way…google maps, gassing up the Mazada, and febreezing the Birkenstocks.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Judy Greer was fucking smoking on Conan last night. Smoking and funny.
Ndub is that you?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
It’s cute that you pretend not to know for certain. Just so you know, that smell is coming from your boyfriend’s ass, not the stuff he just platered your face with.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
it’s funny that i would actually agree with that clown on that one.
the Jets really need to draft Johnny Mox or Johnny Utah, fictional film characters would be better at QB than Sanchez…
January 4th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I just can’t see you and Marilyn Manson working out, Ceej.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
HAHAHA!
January 4th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
OSU qb’s suck in the pros…and i don’t think mox has the skill set. i mean, shit…dude went to brown. BROWN.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
hate fuck?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
You just slayed me with this one, kid. Nice work.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Janoff’s post on the Winter Classic is RIDDLED with errors.
Michael Farber on SI.com piece on the winter classic is just a waste of time. How does he make money doing that?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
I’d rather date a guy that sucked his own dick
So you can compare technique?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
4753 unread emails in my inbox. I don’t usually get it this bad and now I’m running out of server space. Gonna be a boring fucking afternoon.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
what’s better in life than dip, smoking weed, and pissing yourself on the couch?
come on now…
January 4th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
but there is always depth on the dline in the draft and in FA. you don’t need to reach for a safety unless you are satisfied with what is up front. dline shores up the secondary, a lot. this game we call football is won at the line. OL has to be the priority.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Sounds like someone likes ‘em big.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Just wait till Bauserman gets his chance.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
/pours one out for Ndub
//maybe… dunno who is who anymore, or who got axed
January 4th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
but Kent Graham has one of the best upset wins evAr!
January 4th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Sportsgal, I just want to know what Spencer’s couch ever did to you?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Michael Farber on SI.com piece on the winter classic is just a waste of time. How does he make money doing that?
He’s just recently back from cancer treatments, he gets a pass.
/didn’t read it
January 4th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
It took HtownHacker to get to the truth on #201
/NTTAWWT
January 4th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Michael Farber on SI.com piece on the winter classic is just a waste of time. How does he make money doing that?
I read that. His point was that it was manufactured nostalgia and that none of the players or coaches involved ever actually played organized hockey on a pond outside somewhere. Kind of a weak pretext to attack the Winter Classic in my opinion.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
After Adrian Dater called the Wings-Avs one of “the best rivalries in sports” I gave up on SI for hockey. Jim Kelley was OK when he was alive, even if I didn’t always agree with him. Otherwise, SI covers hockey about as well as ESPN does.
Saw something from TSN today that recognized a unique rivalry they haven’t played up. If the Blue Jackets were better, having the Wings and Jackets play at the Browns Stadium, Horseshoe or Progressive Field would be very cool. I’d be thrilled if Ohio and Michigan could get into a hockey rivalry.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Mere speculation on the piss smell.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
24/7 is amazing. That’s all that’s matter. Don’t really give a shit about the game. Until the Wings play in it next year.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
thank you. my couch is an innocent victim in this kerfuffle.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
the rivalry ended 10 years ago
January 4th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
sad but true.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Point of Information, what is the KingGrizz meme? I think I missed that one.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
i mean, am i that big an asshole on here that your vision of me in real life is stewing in my own filth?
anyways, have you ever peed…on WEED? it’s awesome.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
His point was that it was manufactured nostalgia and that none of the players or coaches involved ever actually played organized hockey on a pond outside somewhere.
Both of those points are true.
My only biggest issue with the Winter Classic is that it impacts the integrity of the game. Game is worth the same as any other game in the standings and is usually played in sub-par conditions. Shame if those points were the reason for a team missing the playoffs.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
thank you. my couch is an innocent victim in this kerfuffle.
It was innocent. Until that one night you got high, thought that cushions felt extra nice, and took it to pound town.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
I assume it has more of a bongwater smell about it…
January 4th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
My only biggest issue with the Winter Classic is that it impacts the integrity of the game. Game is worth the same as any other game in the standings and is usually played in sub-par conditions. Shame if those points were the reason for a team missing the playoffs.
If I recall the article correctly, he blamed Crosby’s concussion last season on the game. Not being a regular follower of hockey, is there any truth to that? Were the shitty conditions last year the reason that Crosby got checked and suffered such a long last concussion?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
that’s the futon. i like em exotic.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
it takes about 3-4 years for a coach to completely turnover a roster from the previous regime, a good portion of the impact players that made the 1st and 2nd rex ryan seasons a success were drafted or signed by Mangini. Now that you’ve got almost all Rex players you see the quality of player personel Rex goes for and the result it brings.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
The problem with the Jets begins and ends at QB. Any WR is going to be discouraged if your QB isn’t effective with passes beyond 10 yards.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Then Carolina, Phoenix, Florida and to an extent, Dallas, have had 41 of their games with impacted integrity.
It’s just one game. I thought the ice was just fine at CBP. Last year was the only year where I felt the ice was really poor.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Were the shitty conditions last year the reason that Crosby got checked and suffered such a long last concussion?
No, if he did that he’s dead wrong.
But shitty ice this year will cost the Flyers 7-10 days of Jaromir Jagr.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Ha. I see that’s catching on nicely.
Worse memes to have attached to you.
/Coop’d
January 4th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
He didn’t have a meme, and asked for one. Mr. Mizerle06 Please don’t take ‘M’ out of the alphabet or I lose 25% of my full name kindly bestowed upon him the ‘gay’ meme.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
agreed. really depends who is there at 16. will all the stud lineman (there are 4-5) go early? there’s really only one elite safety, and that’s Barron. if he’s off the board, i think you def go OL.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Hell no. David Steckel’s elbow had nothing to do with the ice. That’s just pandering to Crosby. Just like Cowherd did when he said that if the NFL, NBA and MLB are going to implement rules to protect their stars, the NHL can and should do the same thing.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Unless the ice is so bad that both teams lose, I’m not that worried.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
I think being 38 years old has just as much to do with this as anything else. It’s not like he toe picked or lost an edge.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Then Carolina, Phoenix, Florida and to an extent, Dallas, have had 41 of their games with impacted integrity.
As bad as the ice gets in any of the multi-purpose facilities in the south, it’s not the same as for the outdoor game. How many times did we see the rink attendants one the ice with cans of liquid nitrogen?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
The best part of TBL’s cherry picking is that if the Patriots win the Superbowl this year (not gonna happen, but still…), he’d willingly and un-ironically point out Rex/Sanchez – 4, Brady Belichick – 3… and 4-0 in road playoff wins.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
This is my TBL vision of you. It mostly stems from the fact that you pissed in a sink full of dishes.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
TBL commenting section is just better when SG is stirring shit up.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I had such a good time at this event, I can’t discuss it rationally.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
kindly refer to my post about Sanchez & the 2013 draft class.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I think being 38 years old has just as much to do with this as anything else. It’s not like he toe picked or lost an edge.
He made it through 30+ games without the injury, going from the warmth of the dressing rooms to outside conditions on crappy ice cost the Flyers a first liner for 3 or 4 games.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I bet Rusty’s a great fantasy football manager.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
But sink with no dishes is still okay, right? Because my roommate takes long, long showers sometimes, and I gotta go.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Game is worth the same as any other game in the standings and is usually played in sub-par conditions
So all the games played in the South and at the Forum all those years were okay but people get all huffy about the Winter Classic. That game gets so many people to watch a game they wouldn’t otherwise and injects the sport into public discussion for a day. What a myopic hipster perspective.
having the Wings and Jackets play at the Browns Stadium, Horseshoe or Progressive Field would be very cool. I’d be thrilled if Ohio and Michigan could get into a hockey rivalry.
OSU-UM is at Jacobs Field, 1/15 at 505pm. I’m going. Might be testing the possibilities. They couldnt do an outside game at the shoe. Columbus gets some warm days in the winter, it’d be way too risky.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
No, if he did that he’s dead wrong.
I thought I read that, but it is entirely possible that I am either remembering incorrectly or am not knowledgeable enough about hockey to understand the point he was making.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
That groin injury could have happened indoors or outdoors. Players get hurt. It happens.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
it was college…we all did things we’re not proud of.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I read that. His point was that it was manufactured nostalgia and that none of the players or coaches involved ever actually played organized hockey on a pond outside somewhere. Kind of a weak pretext to attack the Winter Classic in my opinion.
I’m 44, I played on ponds and outdoor rinks as a kid. My dad made a rink in the backyard. As a pledge I stomped down snow to help make a rink in Troy, NY. The lake down the hill from me now (and the pond in town) will get cleared for a game when the ice gets thick enough. I doubt Farber has ever played hockey.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Hope that shit gets rinsed down the drain.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
This is my TBL vision of you. It mostly stems from the fact that you pissed in a sink full of dishes.
I miss everything. I am going to talk to the boss about my travel time and how it affects my time on this site.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Whoa.
Is there a name for pissing in a sink full of dishes? I feel like there should be.
/not judging
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
That game gets so many people to watch a game they wouldn’t otherwise and injects the sport into public discussion for a day.
By portraying a picture of the league which is completely false.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
But sink with no dishes is still okay, right? Because my roommate takes long, long showers sometimes, and I gotta go.
Perfectly acceptable in that situation. Just give the sink a decent rinse and no one is the wiser.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Best point of the post. I like Rex, but he needs to change his tune if he’s going to last 10 years like he always says. This “I don’t know why Santonio wasn’t out there, you’ll have to ask him” business has to end. You’re the head fuckin coach. It’s your job to know. Before any personnel/coaching changes he needs to:
1. Start paying attention to the whole team, not just his precious 5th ranked defense
2. Stop talking about “I’ve always” this and that; he’s been a head coach for three years. It doesn’t matter what happened in Arizona when he was the backup consultant to the traveling secretary because he wasn’t the HC.
3. No more talk about the 2 AFC title game trips; they don’t matter, the Jets lost those games. Move on.
4. No more needless guarantees and talk about how great every Jet player is. The team was 8-8- and a weak 8-8 at that. They’re not good.
If he fails to do any of this- and I’m sure he will because he’s stubborn- no big deal. He’ll be gone after another season or two.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Did you go to RPI? Spent a year there before moving onto Austin.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Just a rinse?! Dude.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Cannot believe the Winter Classic is being crapped on. I’m the most cynical person here and I think it’s great.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2012/01/04/i-love-lamp-newsreader-unwittingly-reads-out-anchorman-line-as-his-autocue-is-pranked-by-colleagues-in-hilarious-clip-115875-23678978/
January 4th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Instead of drafting a RB, Jets should get a #2 RB via free agency. Somebody from Tolbert, Snelling, Ryan Grant or even Hightower. Draft a mauling OG or blocking TE and ground n pound comes back, defense gets fresher/better. Less on Sanchez’s shoulders, the better.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
There’s a man with good judgement.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
The Canadian debbie downer is the one crapping on the Winter Classic. Take it with a grain of salt.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
That sink move is called the pineapple express
January 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Cannot believe the Winter Classic is being crapped on. I’m the most cynical person here and I think it’s great.
I think it’s a great marketing event. That’s it, that’s all.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
K, good. Because I’ve done that probably a half a dozen times for the couple years I’ve been here. And yes, I rinse.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Bunch of Germ-A-Phobe David Puddy’s up in this bitch.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Which was a bigger step up, the weather or the women?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Just make sure if you gotta go #2 you use the garbage disposal.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Please, I saw a dude drop a deuce in a bar bathroom in the sink.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
if you have to build up a team just so you can limit the QB’s exposure to playing the QB position the way that modern QB’s play the game, time to get a new fucking QB.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
If my roommate is in the shower, I pee out my bedroom window on neighbors I don’t like side. Usually I aim for the vegetable garden.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
I laughed.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Tough call.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
It’s ok to say the men. You’re accepted here.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Peeing in the sink isn’t so bad if that’s the only choice. Not if you’re just being lazy. Adam Carolla is a sink-pee’er.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Peeing in the sink? The kitchen sink? That is fucking disgusting. Better bleach that shit, no water rinse if you ever have to. If bathrooms are full just step outside FFS or do you have to squat when you pee?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
This confirms what I’ve been told about washing your hands in a bar bathroom (i.e.– it’s a bad idea).
January 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
When your first two seasons were as bad as his, the fact he made it all the way up to 56.7% completions, 6.40 yards/attempt, and a 78.2 rating, while technically accurate, is definitely spinning the stats to achieve ‘best season of his career’ status.
Completion %: 56.7% (28th)
Yards/Attempt: 6.40 (27th)
INT %: 3.3 (25th)
Rating: 78.2 (23rd)
ESPN QBR: 33.6 (30th)
January 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Did you go to RPI? Spent a year there before moving onto Austin.
Did a year and moved on as well. 85-86.
Which was a bigger step up, the weather or the women?
I’d go women although my wife went to RPI. Met her later.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
nobody does the trucker bomb? I once read that trucker bombs were costing some states a ton of money having to get new lawnmowers for the sides of highways.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
You realize that water doesn’t magically sanitize the areas that the piss touched, right?
I honestly hate every single one of you. I hope someone shits on your chest tonight.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
I was actually celibate ’til age 28.
/TMI
January 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
You’re overrating. Urine is sterile.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
strike that. I don’t hate cleet but the rest of you random pissers stay on there.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Just give the sink a decent rinse and no one is the wiser.
Just a rinse?! Dude.
No, not just a rinse. A decent rinse.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
piss is sterile, amirite?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Even though it’s my birthday?…can’t you leave me out of it???
January 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Quintessential SG right here. Bravo.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Urine is pretty sterile you know. I mean it’s not completely sterile, but if you piss on a petri dish and a whole bunch of shit grows, that’s an issue.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
who’s gonna shit on your chest if you suck your own dick?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Brainy lady. I was there two years before you.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
And to clarify, I’d say Chief is ok to sink piss in his situation. He has, I presume, a male roommate. If the guy takes forever in the bathroom, then he’s asking for trouble.
Now I would never sink piss for two reasons. I live with a woman and no matter how well I cleaned the sink, she’d know. And second, we have two bathrooms, so I just use the other one.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Say’s who, Science?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, you can drink it but that doesn’t mean it’s a good fucking idea to have it all over your domicile, including where you prepare food and clean dishes. Piss face.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
I’ll remember this the next time I take a piss in a random phone booth in New York.
/are there even phone booths left in NYC?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
And you aren’t an NFL quarterback. You and Tebow have a lot in common!
January 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
You realize that water doesn’t magically sanitize the areas that the piss touched, right?
I honestly hate every single one of you. I hope someone shits on your chest tonight.
Pretty sure urine is sterile (assuming no major infections). I’ve been wrong before.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I don’t care. I don’t want piss near anything that comes in contact with something people use for eating or drinking.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Sometimes, instead of running the dishwasher, I just piss all over the dishes.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Piss is literally cleaned blood. Keep that in mind when you are pissing in a sink. Viruses like HIV can be shed and filtered through kidney into urine.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Guess what, it happens at every place where you eat that isn’t your home.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I’m still going to pee where I damn well please.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
No, I really can’t, piss mouth!
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Not Another Teen Movie:
“I can’t believe nobody’s ever shit on your chest?”
“Will you be that guy?”
“It would be an honor…and a privilege.”
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Sometimes, instead of running the dishwasher, I just piss all over the dishes.
Laughing. Hard.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
bunch of scientitsts whose lab coats smell like piss up in here
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Correct. And with Cleet and the piss outside thing…I’m in a city, and my “backyard” is a parking lot and alleyway where there’s someone coming or going every minute. Not sure I could pull that off.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Best not to bring up her toothbrush.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Ok that made me snort
January 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Piss is literally cleaned blood.
I will never look at my urine the same way again.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
I’m pretty sure that Tebow doesn’t approve of H-Town’s lifestyle. Tebow wears the WWJD bracelet, not the NTTAWWT bracelet.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
lol
January 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Hey I’m with you on this. My freshman dorm was a bunch of singles, each with its own sink. All my friends on the floor would piss in their sinks rather than going to the shared bathrooms. I never did, but hey, different strokes…
January 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
sorry, but pissing in the sink is nasty as shit. I’ve done it at the bar, that’s it.
although when I deer hunt I piss in a bottle, but throw it away immediately upon leaving the woods.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Piss is literally cleaned blood. Keep that in mind when you are pissing in a sink. Viruses like HIV can be shed and filtered through kidney into urine.
Who are you pissing on? I’m clean, I have a certificate.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
SG is the one who needs to date a guy who can suck his own dick, since she clearly won’t.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
/pees on the rug
January 4th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Problem: Solved.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
This is all spencer’s fault.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Pretty sure room 403 in Hillcrest Hall at the University of Iowa has a sink with my DNA all over it. I must have pissed in that thing like 300 times.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Still doesn’t justify sink-pissing. Get yourself a spittoon or something.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
It’s only dirty and unsanitary if you BELIEVE it to be.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
You know who I bet is a sink pisser? Moleman. In fact, I bet he’s probably pissed in a few of our sinks and we don’t even know it.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Just now reading this post. This block jumped out at me. Seems like someone is missing. Someone, who, by everyone’s account is not a good player at his position. Who could that be? Hmmm?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
you brought it up.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Saw a history channel show about how some wwii Japanese military guys stayed in the some island caves drinking their own recycled pee for months and months til they couldnt produce more pee. Crazy.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Messier’s a Cup pisser.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
And how many of them have are either dead or have AIDS?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
IT’S ALL PIPES!!!
January 4th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Combined with your shitter straight to shower habits remind me not to shake hands with you at the Soldier Field meet-up in October.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Bunch of GG Allyns up in here.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
/pees on the rug
Nooo! Not that one! It ties the room together!
January 4th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
you have no idea what my motivation was…how dare you?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
You’re gonna get stuck sitting next to me. I can’t handle all the piss/shit hands in this group.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Pretty sure room 403 in Hillcrest Hall at the University of Iowa has a sink with my DNA all over it. I must have pissed in that thing like 300 times.
SC did you vote for the frothy mix of fecal matter and lube?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
One of my roommates in college always used to piss in pint glasses. The next morning you never knew what was a true floater and what wasn’t.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
There will definitely be outdoor pissing at Soldier Field. Their port-o-potty situation for tailgating blows.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
I envy those who can piss comfortably in a sink…the curse of being 5’6″ has sentenced me to a life of toilets
January 4th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
So what if he pees in the sink. It’s all pipes.
/costanza
January 4th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
is this the ND/miami soldier field meetup?
and if so, why has there not been an email chain started?
and if there was, why was i not included?
OH REALLY? well fuck you too.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
You can smoke all the dimp you want. Play golf all hours of the day and whack-off to YouTube videos of girls at the range (not in the sink!). Listen to whatever good vintage tunes that we commonfolk can never appreciate on your level. But the minute I accept peeing in our own sinks in a first-world country I might as well jump off a bridge.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
I wasn’t included either… I’m trying not to take this personally.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Well, in that case, can you at least be the one to shit on my chest?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
After a long night of drinking, I filled 3 16.9 oz. water bottles because I couldn’t use the toilet in the camper I was sleeping in.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Uh seconded
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Forget that… we haven’t even made any plans for the TBL Philly. I’m hoping the planning gets delayed till I figure out when I can get free.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
well, you don’t know the stipulation…while this was techincally “my” sink, it really wasn’t since i never used it. they weren’t my plates. the guy who’s plates they were was a headfuck. and since when is texas a first-world country?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
SC…get an email chain started for ND/Miami…
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Fuck you, Ballz
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
I’ll be there but not sure I’m leaving my luxury suite.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
what if a bar had urinals that looked like sinks?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Lincoln Financial Field is in the same boat as this. I have opened my car door way too many times to take a piss. Also have peed on a lot of cars in broad daylight.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Wow. I view you in a completely different light now.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
PhillyMantis & I are the planning stages of getting an email chain going…soon.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Combined with your shitter straight to shower habits remind me not to shake hands with you at the Soldier Field meet-up in October.
How come all the good nuggets seem to come out when I am gone?
/receives travel notification to Huntsville
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
TBL Beerfest, get the email chain going.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Do you get mad when people insist on launching you while in the pool?
/Love throwing people around the pool
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I emailed JayV last week, we just need to get on the ball as to who wants to come.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Don’t think a chain hath been started yet.
I would say be prepared for a lot of foul language from me considering Miami is going to get destroyed, but from your language on here I think you won’t be offended.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Hanging out with Duffy?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
What the fuck did I do?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Are you a Philly guy, Jay? How did I not know this….
/doesn’t know anything about anyone
January 4th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GUY THAT GETS STUCK ORGANIZING THESE THINGS? DO YOU ALL NOT KNOW HOW IRRESPONSIBLE I AM BY NOW?
/Gibson breathing
January 4th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
and since when is texas a first-world country?
Denton may not be, but don’t shit on the rest of the state.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
I was 4 minutes late on my costanza quote, per comment 353
January 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
As long as I don’t have to eat off the ground that’ll be fine.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I think I am going to invent some fictional TBL trip. It will be like “Hey everyone can’t wait to see you at the Nationals/Mets game next week”
/TBL fictional trip failures.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
New Orleans Flood >>>> East Texas Hurricane =/= Houston Flood
/did I get that right?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I think i told you guys the story the night before senior trip and had my buddy taking shots of piss and he was hammered and uttered the words, “that’s good whiskey”.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I’ve peed off the side of the ravine at Dodger Stadium more times than I can count. Tailgating isn’t allowed but I’ve run a few gallons of beer through my body there nevertheless.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
New Orleans Flood >>>> East Texas Hurricane =/= Houston Flood
/did I get that right?
I don’t know. All I can remember from that conversation yesterday was Vic desperately trying to hide his love for me behind a mask of macho antagonism.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
I don’t have cleet’s e-mail so whoever does, just add him. I’ll start one… despite being, what, like 10 months before this game happens?
I feel like the ambassador of TBL over here. I want a fucking sash, goddamnit.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
I feel like the ambassador of TBL over here. I want a fucking sash, goddamnit.
Finish the commenter spreadsheet and we’ll see what we can do.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
SC: cleetsauce@gmail.com
January 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Shit….should not have made that hyperlinky…..
January 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Certainly you can come up with a better fictional trip than Nats/Mets…
January 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
In case there was a thought of including me, I definitely won’t be able to make it in October. Still holding out hope for May though.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
NDub has been declared dead at this point, right?
January 4th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
I’m not getting stuck organizing just because I’m the girl! I don’t need the annoyance of trying to track everyone down because no one can be bothered to reply to an email in an acceptable amount of time or because no one can handle making plans until the last possible second.
January 4th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Certainly you can come up with a better fictional trip than Nats/Mets…
Wizards/Pistons?
/Travel enough as it is. Keeping it local
January 4th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
NDub has been declared dead at this point, right?
I think the next episode of ‘Disappeared’ is going to be about him.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Nah…just taking a break with blogs and such.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
HuskerDawg is currently shooting his B-roll film in Athens
January 4th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Maybe he’s on vacation. I feel like we can’t declare people dead unless we know they said something ban-worthy. Speaking of which, anyone hear from ATL_Badger? He hasn’t been around much recently.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Pirates/Astros. I know you fools want to visit PNC Park
January 4th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Surely you aren’t complaining?
January 4th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Standing ovation for the Black Keys drummer ripping NickelDude.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
SC, you don’t need to send the email chain out now. This can wait until AT LEAST May.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Pours one out for the frequently asked “what ya’ sippin’ on?”
January 4th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
/still reeling from learning how tiny Butters is. And that his name is Butters!
January 4th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Pirates/Astros. I know you fools want to visit PNC Park
I’m in on this
January 4th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I’ve seen that show a couple times. I always want like an update bulletin at the end. I want to know what happened!
January 4th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Oh sure. NOW she tells me not to send it.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Pirates/Astros. I know you fools want to visit PNC Park
I can watch the Astros lose annually on the road from the comfort of Arlinton, Texas when they visit the Rangers each year.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Reds @ Pirates May 4-5-6… I’ll be in Pittsburgh that weekend anyway. PNC Park has the Primanti Brothers right in the stadium, so you can say “I want my sandwich but with fries and slaw on the side like normal people” and wave your middle finger at the whole city.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I thought that was Tampa’s thing.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
/Benny Hill head pat
January 4th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
N-Dub asked that quite a bit in the old TBLAD days. Bo mostly talked about bitches.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
I think Primanti’s is a tad overrated. It’s much better drunk at 2 am. I just don’t see it when I’m watching food shows saying it’s the best sandwich in Pittsburgh.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
And Taco Bell. Combined with bitches, those made great stories.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
I love Pittsburgh, and I get cole slaw on sandwiches (pulled pork ftmfw) but the fries are a bit much. Some Burghers started a similar place in Nashville, and I just don’t really get it.
If you are drunk in Oakland, O fries and chocolate milkshake, or the $4.10 large pizza from Antoons is the way to go, anyway.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
/fixed
January 4th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
cut to some random commenter who got tricked into buying out an entire row of seats, sitting alone and sipping beer while turning around every couple seconds expecting more commenters to show up. finally leaving in the 7th inning.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
You expect dated Simpsons references to come from a man at least 6-foot?
January 4th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Reds @ Pirates May 4-5-6… I’ll be in Pittsburgh that weekend anyway. PNC Park has the Primanti Brothers right in the stadium, so you can say “I want my sandwich but with fries and slaw on the side like normal people” and wave your middle finger at the whole city.
Saturday night is fireworks night — we yinzers love nothing more than fireworks. Mantis — agreed on the Primantis, little overrated but still good.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Why don’t you all come to a place where it’s 82 degrees on January Jones?……..I mean 4th……January, 4th.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
See Pats & Genos for Philly analogy.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I’m pretty (pleasantly) surprised at how well the turn outs have been for the two trips I’ve done so far. Iowa and Athens both went off without a hitch.
Now you’re telling me I don’t even have to leave home? Fabulous.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I’m 6’3″ and I reference the Simpsons as much as anyone.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
never, ever understood that.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Funny, I was gonna say get seats in foul territory behind 1st base on fireworks night so you can look out over the water/city. Really is a pretty city, considering what the rep has been.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
/hope you’re coming to Philly so you can piss off the Red Sox fans and see Clifton
January 4th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Tough to get to though, is it not? It’s not really near broad street or market. You have to take a separate trip? Or is it near bars?
January 4th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Funny, I was gonna say get seats in foul territory behind 1st base on fireworks night so you can look out over the water/city. Really is a pretty city, considering what the rep has been.
Dont’ let the truth get in the way of a good story.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
I’ve been wanting to plan a trip to PNC for awhile now.
Went to Minneapolis this last summer to Target Field. That was pretty awesome.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
It’s not too far from Broad…certainly not walkable from the stadiums, but easily accessible.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
I have 2 bachelor parties and weddings to attend this year. Plus going to Vegas for Memorial Day. My travel budget will be tight. The ND/MIA game might have to suffice for my college trip of the year. I want to do Texas, but it may not be in the cards this year.
I’ll be in Atlantic City in October for a Bachelor Party though.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
WTH, where is tailgating not allowed?
January 4th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Yup, about a 5-10 min drive from the stadiums. And Philly bars are so spread out, that you could go to a bar in lots of places.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Anyone remember the Dave Attell show on Comedy Central, Insomniac?
I remember when he went to Philly and went to Genos and Pats.
/miss that show
January 4th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
Dodger Stadium. Never has been allowed.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Fire hazard or what?
January 4th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
cut to some random commenter who got tricked into buying out an entire row of seats, sitting alone and sipping beer while turning around every couple seconds expecting more commenters to show up. finally leaving in the 7th inning.
Oh my that is one of the saddest things I’ve ever read on here.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
I miss that show, too. He has a show on Showtime called ‘Daves Old Porn’ where he comments on old porno flicks with another comedian and a porn star. Very funny.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Anyone remember the Dave Attell show on Comedy Central, Insomniac?
On one episode he coined the aphorism “They say you should never drink alone. But if you drink enough, you’ll never be alone”. Brilliant man.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Coma hazard
January 4th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Yeah I caught that show when we first got DirecTv and had all those channels free for 3 months. I do have Insomniac on DVD though.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Could be. It is on a grassy hill with a lot of trees around.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Attel’s bit about drinking and time-travel always gets me…sadly the one time I saw him live it was a year after that CD came out and he was still doing that act
January 4th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Coma hazard
I was going to go with ‘assault hazard’ but that works too.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
What a great line.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
I like the part of the Philly episode where he got his delicious looking cheese-steak, stuck his cigarette in it and said “Happy Birthday to me”.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Skanks for the Memories was a pretty funny album.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Oh yeah, he stuck his cig in it like a birthday candle!
January 4th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
Attel’s bit about drinking and time-travel always gets me…sadly the one time I saw him live it was a year after that CD came out and he was still doing that act
He does seem to reuse material for quite a bit longer than other comedians. But he can be forgiven for the bit where he talks about lying naked on the couch after taking a shower while hung over from a whiskey binge and being afraid of his towels because they reminded him of phantoms. The story ends with him turning over on the couch for his back to dry, his dick getting caught between the cushions, him then fucking the couch and then seeing an M&M stick to his dick after. He called it ‘couch scabies’.
You have to have a pretty brilliantly messed up mind to come up with something like that.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
he did it in Little Rock one time and found Sweet, Sweet Connie, of Grand Central Railroad fame.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
His bit about meeting some chick at the bar and then fucking her doggy style cuz thats just how she passed out is pretty fucking awesome.
Thanks slow gas leak!
January 4th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
“If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.”
January 4th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
“but those titties ain’t retarded”
January 4th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Sorry I’m late (saw the new Mission Impossible movie). Wanted to ask, “what did I miss”, but based on comment 452, maybe I shouldn’t ask…?
January 4th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Haha bangin the chick on the fryolator.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
People are so defensive, especially women, ya know. C’mon ladies. I offered a girl a tic-tac one time. Ya know what she says to me “Oh do I need one? Is it my breath? Do you think I need one?” I’m like, I’m just trying to be nice. If I was going to give you something you needed I would give you mustache wax and a t-shirt that says ‘One Cock at a Time.’”
January 4th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
It’s Wednesday afternoon. Congrats on the retirement. That’s fucking awesome.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
You missed a lot of talk about piss. And CJ said she’d rather date a guy that sucked his own dick than one that dipped. Process that.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
MP, I am unable to process this madness.
Re-read the comments. Whew. Good thing I don’t have a job – can’t imagine the IT guys monitoring this post. Bye-bye, TS clearance…
January 4th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Babar, thanks.
I dig being able to go to a movie mid-day without waiting in line. Runnin’ the streets free and easy is sweet.
All y’all keep working, so I can stay in hoagies and DirecTV. Support your local retiree.