Roy Halladay’s Trip to the Amazon Included Saving a Guy Who Was Bitten in the Butt by an Anaconda
I’ve been to South America twice to visit family, but I’m certain my next trip there will be for a bachelor party in Brazil. Unless my friends would like to make a fishing excursion to the Amazon. I love snakes and Roy Halladay’s trip sounded awesome:
Me and Doc Halladay even came across a local, sitting bare naked on a tree by the river. What we were able to figure out is that he was fishing in the river for tropical fish to sell for aquariums when he got attacked by an anaconda.
The snake apparently bit him on the ass but he was able to free himself before the snake wrapped him up. Instead the snake wrapped around his motor on the back of his little 14 foot dugout canoe and tore it off the back of his boat. Doc and I helped him gather his gear and flip the boat back over and then towed him home. You could definitely see the bite mark on his ass, but he was able to fight it off; amazing.
Fun fact about the underrated – because it’s so bad – movie Anaconda: Strong cast consisted of a pre-surgery J-Lo, hot Kari Wuhrer, Ice Cube, and before-he-was-famous Owen Wilson, who was only acting in his second movie. [Dispatch via Skeet Reese]

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January 4th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
cmon man. this is three days old. this is news?
/hee hee
January 4th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Roy Halladay finds new ways to be a fucking bad ass every year.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Today must be “Wild Animal biting people day” on TBL. I remember rolling 2 rows deep with fellow middle schoolers to see Anaconda. People from my group were licking gummy bears and throwing them at the screen. Seemed funny at the time…..still kinda is I guess.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Yes, I’m a fan of the 1997 movie Anaconda.
I would be infinitely more surprised if you were not.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Roy Halladay is the original Honey Badger, and he don’t give a fuck.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Also, how can you forget the villian of the film — Jon Voight aka Coach Kilmer.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
The sequels are even better. In I think the third one you get to see a black guy punch one in the face and get away.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Also, something being bad isn’t the pathway to it being considered underrated. Underrated means under-appreciated. It means that the movie was passed over the first time around but has endearing qualities that make it great upon closer inspection. The Big Lebowski, when it was in theaters, was underrated. Now it is not. See how that works? If something is bad, it’s just bad.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Given that pretty much everyone has seen the movie, I was expecting the “fun fact” to include a lot more than just an incomplete cast list. Silly me.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
kari wuhr makes anaconda a classic
January 4th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
kari wuhr
She could get it in Sliders.
/I also watched Space: Above and Beyond the one season it was on.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Roy Halladay finds new ways to be a fucking bad ass every year.
dude. he towed a guy
January 4th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I think TBL is looking for the word “Campy”
January 4th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Go on…
/Coop
January 4th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Fun fact about the underrated – because it’s so bad
/mindsplosion
January 4th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
but I’m certain my next trip there will be for a bachelor party in Brazil.
Expect you and your closest, richest friends to make that trip.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Anaconda > Godfather IIII
January 4th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
1%, homie.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
PhillyInquirer
King of Prussia Mall evacuated. Reports of a live grenade
Yeesh!
January 4th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Wilson finally answers the question of “can you still have fun?”
/nods at Spence
January 4th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I adore the fact that there is a mall in this country called ‘King of Prussia Mall’.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Holy shit…
January 4th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Roy Halladay finds new ways to be a fucking bad ass every year.
I’ll bet he sucked the dude’s ass.
/Yes, I know that anaconda’s are not venomous.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Biggest mall in the East Coast, third biggest in the country.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
PhillyInquirer
King of Prussia Mall evacuated. Reports of a live grenade
Happy fuckin’ new year!
January 4th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
That’s not even in the top 5 stupidest names for towns in this state
January 4th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
King of Prussia mall? Bet you they have one of those native american alpaca sweater stores.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
At least PA has some originality.
I live in one of the eight Washington, NJ. There’s another two towns over.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Biggest mall in the East Coast, third biggest in the country.
Are Shah of Persia Shopping Center and Duke of Normandy Outlet Mall the next two on the list?
January 4th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Yup, right next to Cartier, Hermes and Tiffany and across from the Apple Store.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I live in one of the eight Washington, NJ. There’s another two towns over.
Does that get confusing? Or do people in New Jersey have nicknames to differentiate amongst them?
January 4th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
She tried her best to make Eight Legged Freaks a classic, but alas. That David Arquette ruins everything.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Wikipedia says it’s the largest (by square feet). Mall of America has more stores.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Mussolini Mall and Pinochet Petting Zoo.
/Hitler Building
January 4th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Yeah I’d rather say I lived in Washington than say I lived in Jim Thorpe.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Good to see that Terry Bowden is setting a fine example for his new Akron Zip players and recruits … midget.
Arrest Warrants Out for Former Auburn Football Coach Terry Bowden (for your convenience, the link will open in a new tab/window… Your welcome.)
January 4th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I imagine hell being alot like a suburban shopping mall in some sprawly area.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Or California, PA or Indiana, PA and lest we forget Intercourse, PA.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
They do things like, Washington Borough, Washington Township, and Township of Washington.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Awwww, are you insulted because I made fun of your mall? I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize “mall quality” was another form of dick measuring.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Bird-in-Hand, PA might be the most ridiculous.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
They do things like, Washington Borough, Washington Township, and Township of Washington.
I see. Way to be creative New Jersey.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Mall of America has more stores.
West Edmonton Mall > Mall of America.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
…. and Dubois, PA is now considered tainted. Another thing Sandusky ruins.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Blue Ball. Paradise. Bird-in-hand. Climax. Rough & Ready. Jersey Shore(is nowhere near a shore).
January 4th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Billy Crystal would have sucked the poison out of the guy’s ass.
/aware Anaconda is not poisonous
January 4th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
For the six people who care: Landon Donovan starting for Everton today.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Climax, Michigan
Hell, Michigan
And you can get to Big Beaver road by “getting off” at exit 69 on I-75.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Bird-in-Hand, PA might be the most ridiculous.
I see your Bird-in-Hand, PA and raise you Cut and Shoot, Texas; Gun Barrel City, Texas; and White Settlement, Texas.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
The pronunciation of that town infuriated me for years. Really good little Italian place downtown though.
/Versailles PA’d
January 4th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Awwww, are you insulted because I made fun of your mall? I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize “mall quality” was another form of dick measuring.
West Edmonton Mall > Mall of America.
Apparently it is.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
!
January 4th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Bwahhahahaha!
January 4th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Let’s not forget Ni**erhead Ranch.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
how’s the landscaping around that exit? are the shoulders overgrown with weeds?
January 4th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Mianus, CT.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
There was a ballot proposal in White Settlement a few years ago in which residents voted on whether or not to change the name. They opted to keep it.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
That’s not trooo!! It’s inakkkurit!
/Mike Gundy rant voice
January 4th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Awwww, are you insulted because I made fun of your mall? I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize “mall quality” was another form of dick measuring.
You know sportygal, we started off on the wrong foot, but I’m really warming up to you. I’d like to introduce you one day to my brother, Jack.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
North Carolina wins for awesome names though.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Surprisingly, it’s only made up of 85.83% white people.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Apparently it is.
It’s massive. I was there last weekend, first time in over 2 years, I don’t care to go back anytime soon.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
(for your convenience, the link will open in a new tab/window… Your welcome.)
That’s not trooo!! It’s inakkkurit!
/Mike Gundy rant voice
Fail? Wow, tbl now moderating markup. Awesome.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
There also used to be a Farm to Market Road south of Houston called Jap Road. It was named as a measure of respect for an Asian farmer who had emigrated to the area in the early 1900s and built up a prosperous rice farm which brought lots of jobs to the county. I think the name has since been changed.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
The landscaping is very well kept. Trimmed, clean lines. However, there are 8 lanes so it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Red Star, Snowball, Possum Grape, Dogpatch and Toad Suck are a few Arkansas gems.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
North Carolina wins for awesome names though.
It’s not as cool as Bat Cave, NC. But there is a Bee Cave, Texas. It’s north of Austin.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
/team online shopping
January 4th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Expect you and your closest, richest friends to make that trip
him and his crew will change haircut fashion in rio
January 4th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I had a friend that lived off of Bat Cave Road in Hendersonville, NC. been there a few times.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Try the exit a little further south. Fewer lanes, and much less traveled.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Google just told me Alabama has some gems – Intercourse, Hatchechubbee, Lickskillet and Gobblers Crossing.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Not dick measuring at all, just saying, you won’t find an Indian sweater shop there.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Weed farmer, right?
January 4th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
high traffic thoroughfare, huh? no thanks. I prefer less-traveled…safety devices aren’t as necessary.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Ha I worked right off Bee Cave Road when I lived in Austin.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
nah, he was a teacher. so, actually, probably.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
They do things like, Washington Borough, Washington Township, and Township of Washington.
peachtree’d
I didn’t realize “mall quality” was another form of dick measuring.
what do women do, clit-measure?
/ny post
January 4th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
West Edmonton Mall > Mall of America.
but zeus, folks up there plan weekends around hitting that mall. i bet there’s hotels all around it for the folks from yellow medicine hat keetnuk ville
January 4th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Well Bruno Mars, here’s your chance.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump – Saskacthewan
Dildo – Newfoundland.
January 4th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
opps…head smashed in buffalo jump is Alberta?
January 5th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
I used to do business in Jersey Shore. A local told me it was founded by NJ residents, who, upon seeing the river the area was around, remarked it looked like the Jersey Shore. To this day I have no clue how they could think that, as I spend at least a summer weekend down in Cape May/Wildwood.