Michigan Kicker Brendan Gibbons Was Thinking About “Brunette Girls” Before Sugar Bowl Winning Kick
All, College Football, Video January 4th. 2012, 10:35am
Michigan kicker Brendan Gibbons, when asked what he was thinking about before his game-winning kick: “Brunette Girls … Everytime we were struggling at kicking, Coach always tells me to think about girls on a beach or brunette girls. So that’s what we did and we made the kick” Simple, hoary but bizarrely effective. Pure Brady Hoke.

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January 4th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Ha!
I’m thinking of ‘em, too.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
The VT long snapper was thinking about film and is appalled at this hooligans lack of moral fiber.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
He should have been thinking about how fucking terrible that entire game was last night.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Every bro in that video is related to Nick Swisher.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
This guy knows what’s up.
/glares at Cleet
January 4th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
I’m curious if Frank Beamer tells his team to think about shitting all over themselves, because they did it throughout that putrid game last night.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Digging the Pour Some Sugar On Me Shirts.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Based on his false start last night, he wouldn’t be very good with any type of girl.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Hey, it happens to a lot of men!
January 4th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Michigan’s back.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Robinson is the luckiest worst qb I’v seen recently.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Wonder what the guy that committed the uncalled false start was thinking about.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
There was some talent in that crowd last night, moreso on the V Tech side.
On the field…..complete clustercuss.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Some games just aren’t meant to go to overtime. No one needs to see more shitty football. Kansas State, Boise, Arkansas and Baylor were all shitfaced, shaking their heads watching that game last night.
“Wait…these two fucking teams were picked ahead of us?”
January 4th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Michigan is actually not a terrible place if you’re into brunette girls.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
His first TD pass (only?) was the funniest TD I’ve seen in a while. You know how in basketball there are several “no no no no….YES!!” shots? That was one of those for football. One of the dumbest throws I’ve ever seen…but the ineptitude of the other team paid off. The fake punt (VT variety) and fake FG (Mich variety) were two of the best worst plays I’ve seen in a while, too.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
I was half asleep at the end of that game and could have sworn I saw that as well.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
is this where we have the paint finish discussion?
January 4th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
All those plays should be accompianied by the yakity-sax music
January 4th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Pac 12 officials make SEC officials look like NFL officials. They’re garbage…and that’s coming from an SEC fan who sees terrible officiating on a weekly basis.
Hilarious
January 4th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Possibly duckworth’d but Mike Ditka slur.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
not enough sustained sunlight up there to lighten that hair, eh?
January 4th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Kansas State, Boise, Arkansas and Baylor were all shitfaced, shaking their heads watching that game last night.
“Wait…these two fucking teams were picked ahead of us?”
All of this yes.
His first TD pass (only?) was the funniest TD I’ve seen in a while. You know how in basketball there are several “no no no no….YES!!” shots?
Perfect description. Unbelievably dumb pass.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
his other TD in the back of the end zone was actually a pretty good pass. Robinson’s throwing motion is so ugly though that I would be surprised if that is where he intended on throwing it, rather it just ended up where only his WR could catch it and it ended up looking like a great play.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Junior Hemingway. Legend.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Sugar was the name of the stripper they met on Bourbon Street.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
I thought those two were going to kiss at the end of the video. Kris Humphries would definitely be questioning his preference.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Robinson can be a better Randel-El type of player. He can be a killer slot WR, but there is no way in hell he’ll be a QB. I bet the NFL Draft Advisory Board got a hearty laugh when he submitted his paperwork.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Michigan is actually not a terrible place if you’re into brunette girls.
it is if you like good football and obnoxious fans.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Sugar was the name of the stripper they met on Bourbon Street.
A stripper named Amber Alert was at the Penn State Game.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Brady Hoke looked like he was going to have a heart attack last night. Dude needs to get on weight watchers, or something.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
If Mangino and Freidgen can handle their weight without dying, Hoke will be just fine.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
ann arbor has a great p0t scene.
also, golf.
/for SG
January 4th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
how do we know those two aren’t dead yet?
i bet you could make quite a memorial if you took both those guys’ plaque.
/veal
January 4th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
By everyone’s comments here, I made a good call in declaring bowl season officially over on Monday at midnight. Much better night playing some MarioKart and Scrabble with the family.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
and Weis too. now, Dantonio and Meyer are miocardial basketcases and they’re skinny.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
and id like to congratulate michigan on what might be the least impressive collection of wins over “good” teams ive ever seen from a BCS bowl winning team.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Or he could just find a QB who can, you know, actually play quarterback.
I’ve been to A-squared several times and theres plenty of talent.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
so…failed gastric bypass surgery means he’s handling his weight well? huh…
January 4th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
he’s still alive and fatter than ever. looks like he’s got himself under control. again, unlike Meyer and Dantonio.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
spence, did you buy a weighted club or build your own?
I think I’m going to build my own and make it a half length club (24″).
January 4th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
criticize urban meyer all you want, but…ACK!!!
/dantonio’d
January 4th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Coming from an OSU homer this rings a bit hollow, but it’s so true. I’d be happy as a MICH fan, but they have to know this season was the worst good season in recent memory. Of course anything is better than the Rich Rod era for them. Those two teams last night shouldn’t be anywhere near BCS bowl. Hell, I wouldn’t have them in the top-15 of the country.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Dude made Nate Davis an NFL draft pick. I think he can manage with any old riff-raff.
/BSU Alum
January 4th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Both of us don’t have to right to mock any QB’s when ours went 4/45 against Houston.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
2008 Virginia Tech holds that honor.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
i use an older version of this…it’s 48 oz.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Holy shit. I did not know it was that bad. Wow.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
im supposed to believe that michigan’s turned the corner based on their impressive set of wins? scraping by mediocre ND and OSU teams? and spare me the mattison hype…no team that plays defense like they did at the end of the ND game and against an offensively retarded OSU team should be full of pride.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
so was i
January 4th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
I agree with you. They aren’t very good, and I don’t think they’ll be much better next year, but they get a bunch of road games and Saban will drop the hammer if he can. I think they are 9-3 at best next year. 8-4 may be more likely.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
For those that care – Snickers, the dog of a retired police officer and Vietnam vet, was temporarily reunited with his family after Christmas after a ruling from a federal judge. Yay!!
January 4th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
+1
I’m thinking about brunettes everytime bra, everytime.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
saban’s going to rape michigan like the japanese did nanking.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
I might have went a little over the top with that stat, but you get the idea.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
I have on and HATE the grip on it. It’s not made for everyone. It belongs to my FIL otherwise I’d cannibalize it and regrip it.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
For those that care – Snickers, the dog of a retired police officer and Vietnam vet, was temporarily reunited with his family after Christmas after a ruling from a federal judge. Yay!!
You should start your own blog for shit like this…
January 4th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
It must be said: All of these bowl games bloooooow.
Give me LSU and Bama. Now.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
agreed that grip doesn’t work for everyone (works for me…i have a very weak grip and that big ass piece of rubber keeps me from going too weak). great product, otherwise.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
That was our second string QB.
/who started the majority of games this year
//crys
///then realizes Jay Paterno will soon be gone, and celebrates
January 4th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
forgot about that game, is it first game of the year? I’d like to see Saban go off on them, but kind of wonder with all the new pieces Bama will be refilling with.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
While I disagree, imagine how bad you would think these games would be with the sun belt champion playing.
/pay the playoffs
January 4th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
The Rose and the Fiesta were great.
It’s the Cowboy Classic thing in Dallas. Bama will curb stomp them even with a bunch of new starters. Eddie Lacy and Dee Hart will run all over Michigan’s new front-4.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
But I bet you he also likes golf and basketball.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
it’ll be hilarious watching dee hart run all over the team that thought he was going there.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
January 4th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
I get the feeling you’re going to be reaaaalllly disappointed on Tuesday.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
that game sucked to watch. shitty football and i’m not sure either team deserved to be there.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Matte > semi-gloss
/nods at Miz
January 4th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Or Ty Duffy?
/nods at Hernia’s 2011 in pictures post
January 4th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Don’t kid yourself… that’s just what your wife tells you.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Jones and Fluker are both back, giving them book-end OT’s that will shit on crap front 4′s (like the one Mich will have after the lose everyone). Bama is going to run the shit out the ball next year as they have a pretty crappy QB and average WRs (especially next year when all starting WRs leave).
January 4th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Yeah another 12-7 or 9-7 doozy, that’ll be some exciting football.
/blows brains out
//how much longer til pitchers & catchers report
///offensive shootouts > defensive struggles
January 4th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Answer: offense
Question: What will you not see a lot of at Citizens Bank Ballpark this summer?
January 4th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Dick.
I prefer pitching in baseball anyway.
Answer: Playoffs
Questions: What the Red Sox will not be playing in next year?
January 4th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
As long as they win May 19.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Hey, I have low expectations for the Red Sox as they are currently staffed.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
so…business as usual?
January 4th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
First man in history to think of brunettes?
January 4th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
that’s a pretty loose interpretation of “man” considering he’s the fucking kicker on vaggy michigan.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Please note: The word “Hoary” is defined as being of a greyish-white hue or colouring. Often refers to a person who’s hair is greyish white in colour.
I think the word you were looking for is some deviation of the word “whore”… I believe this is where spell check has failed you.
January 4th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
Sorry *whose, not “who’s”…I was so distraught by your lack of proof-reading skills that it caused me to make a common grammatical error myself.