Urban Meyer Has Banned Ohio State Football Players From Twitter, and Darren Rovell is Upset
Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer told the media this morning he’s banned his Buckeyes from twitter. CNBC’s Darren Rovell, not surprisingly, is peeved. (Rovell is so pro-twitter it’s almost alarming; he’s so into the social media tool that I once asked Rovell if he was an investor in the company. He said no.)
I applaud the move by Meyer. College kids who are 18-21 years old are going to make mistakes online. Not all of them can be as bright and articulate and witty as Jared Sullinger (also, it’s significantly easier to keep tabs on 13 college basketball players as opposed to 85 football players).
Hundreds of writers will follow the OSU football players, and anything remotely controversial will blow up into a story. Why deal with those headaches? What, exactly, can the program possibly gain from letting these kids use twitter? If they want to learn how to use social media, do it without all the eyeballs … after leaving school. Then the players’ screw-ups online aren’t OSU/Urban Meyer problems.
Urban Meyer follows in the footsteps of Chris Petersen (Boise State), Steve Spurrier (South Carolina) and college basketball coaches Rick Stansbury (Mississippi St.) and Jay Wright (Villanova).

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January 3rd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
I had to stop following Rovell, who thinks he’s the Chief of Twitter Police. There isnt a more annoying Tweeter.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Probably a smart move, but can they really police this?
I mean, what’s to stop a player from setting up an account under a pseudonym?
/says the commenter who picked his name from a scotch bottle
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I’d ask if Rovell has something more important to care about, like people linking their Nike+ to Twitter, but I already know the answer to that question.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Darren Rovell is missing 63% of his brain.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
you see what he’s raising up there…. 2 iron fucking fists.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
rovell can fuck off…good god is he obnoxious.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:33 PM
sir’s vei and lance.
/workaholics
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:33 PM
The Urban-ocracy has officially been sworn in. Next up: Renaming the Horseshoe.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I follow Rovell to see what he’s eating. Seriously, if that guy keeps it up, he’s looking at a heart attack or stroke in the next decade.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I need to start watching this show.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
troll so hard. Y2J is cray
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Seriously, if that guy keeps it up, he’s looking at a heart attack or stroke in the next decade.
Not fast enough. Send more nacho cheese dip to him.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
You’re saying this about a tool that is designed to easily keep tabs on people.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
If that were the case, they wouldn’t have thousands of followers and the attention that being a college player gets. Part of the fun for them is probably all the eyeballs. A pseudonym makes them get lost in the shuffle
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Thought this was ‘Merica?
If you are going to censor the players like corporate employees you might as well pay them $64 daily for strippers, co-eds, booze and synthetic marijuana.
/Real word experience brah
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
You obviously don’t follow Jay McDiggity.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
What he ^ said
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
His players will still be able to text women “Time to die bitch” right?
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
But you are not able to control the message. You don’t want them to tweet “Just got a golf cart ride from Teague Egan. Crucial.”
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Great move by Urban. One less thing to worry about.
Jason Whitlock adds nothing of substance to social media.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
+ 1 undrafted free agent
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I wish Twitter was around when Elijah Dukes was at the height of his powers.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:43 PM
you say this like social media has substance in the first place.
there’s actually nothing more entertaining than going to a business meeting and having barely computer literate baby boomers talk about how to get more “likes” or “+1″ on social media news releases about their company.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Seems like a long winded discussion to enter that will eventually return us to where we started. I do think it has substance and will just leave it as such.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Oh gawd, All of this.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Can you make it look more Web 2.0?
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Yep. Completely understand that. But it seems like you could just tell them all, “Hey, we’ve compiled a list of all your accounts and will be checking regularly. Say anything stupid and you lose your privileges.” Probably not a perfect solution to this, but I think I like that better than just banning it outright.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
But social media does have substance. Even better, you can tailor the substance to your liking.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Please read all statements from Buckeyes players at the Columbus Pravda-Register.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
/writes this on piece of paper
//folds paper into airplane
///throws airplane in Da’Rick Rogers face
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Mike Tyson. Mid-to-Late 1990s. Could have been some of the best uncensored material to hit the public since NWA.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Yeah, and what can the program possibly gain from letting these kids go to bars or off campus house parties? Lock ‘em down!
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Jesus Christ the free pass this guy gets when having such a shit track record with criminal players is amazing.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
you see what he’s raising up there…. 2 iron fucking fists.
Urban’s saying I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waiting for ya, right here
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I guess youre not a fan of curfews
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Agreed that Rovell is a horrible follow on Twitter.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I still hold out hope The Sly Stallone will return to Twitter someday.
/keep punchin
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Do coaches really enforce curfews throughout the week? At least not from what I’ve seen or to my knowledge.
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Ha
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Or giving them an entire $64 to spend in New Orleans?
January 3rd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
i think it’s got a lot of potential for substance, but most of what i’ve seen has been similar to the link sousedbergin put up. people making decisions about how it will be used to create substance in the most ineffective ways possible just to do it and to get more “likes and +1″
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Both Urban and Rovell can suck a dick. Both are annoying in their own special way.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Mike Martz gone. Is Lovie next?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
If you want to kill yourself, talk to someone who has the job of social media director of a school or company.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Wasn’t that expected?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
As a coach I would do the same thing if it wouldn’t have a negative effect. 90% of the players would be great on Twitter, but the 10% will be what kills the team.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Anyone celebrity/reporter whose timelime is nothing but “@_______ Thanks!” should be booted off.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
#seppuku
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I’m gonna have to go with Reems’ anecdotal evidence and agree that social media provides nothing of substance.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
So Rovell says “Ohio State players could learn more about life, job skills on social media than in most of their classes.”
Thats the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever read, you sir are a jack ass. Exactly what job skills are learned by typing “tim to wake n bake” or “wat up honey, U wanna bone.”
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I’d hate to be the person in charge of scrolling through Kim Kardashian’s mentions.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
He’s convinced the media he’s out to fix the issues in CFB when he was so sleazy at Florida. He was a shady recruiter (not AUB/Bama shady though…they are on an entirely different level) and he’s a all-around ass hole. Some writer quotes his player and Urban tries to big time him and call him out in front of the press corps as a “bad guy,” yet all he did was quote the dumbass player. He lets Rainey back on the team, but some kid saying they’re getting hammered on twitter is too much. Dude is damn good coach, but he’s so damn hypocritical.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
sitcom writer.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
That made the I Am A MOTHERFUCKER! guy’s bus incident into a movie?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Tom Waddle is on SVP saying they’re brining back Lovie
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Not every player has Holly Rowe’s number, how else are they to reach her?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
can’t spell hyopcritical without “OH…IO!”
/team wins please
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
I got retweeted by Rovell the other day. It’s a good way to have a bunch of random weirdos hit you up with mentions.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
(1) economics.
(B) child and family psychology
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
That shit is cray. I have recently learned that cray means crazy via twitter. I’m set.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
the domesticated holly rowe instinctually flocks to the smell of cooking bacon.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Based on hearsay, message boards, cliches, non-truths…I’m talking about Auburn here. Not Bama. They’re dirty.
/ AUsome’93@rivals.com
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
#swag
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
You will learn that joy comes from fucking and getting messed up and not deriving happiness from pleasing the whims of Napoleon complex having douchebags.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
My guess is that Urban sets up a new class on Twitter/Social Media at OSU as part of the Andy Katzenmoyer College of General Studies.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Orwell predicted the coming Twitter with Newspeak
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
He’s so good, but I’ve never been happier about a player leaving UGA in the lurch. He’s the perfect example of a diva wide receiver.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
lets just hope he teaches them how to shower like derek dooley*.
*not like jerry sandusky
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Ha, I got that when Stevan Ridley replied to me
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
+1 illiterate starting LB
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I like you.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I had the Doug Gottlieb Show saying something snarky to me. Too bad it’s twitter. I didn’t even try keeping my “you’re a dipshit” response to 140 characters.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
This made me legit raff out roud. Had people sticking their heads in my office asking what was so funny.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
+another herschel walker
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
On a side note, if Rick Santorum wins tonight it might be the best example that the Mayans were onto something.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Martz quit
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
apocalypse or human sacrifice?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Holy fucking windy snow. Go to hell.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Bachmann disagrees even at her own expense.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Everyone who worked on this show, green lit this show or even knew about this show before it was filmed needs to be shot.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Looks more like a documentary. They seemed to have stayed true to the story.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
newt gingrich agrees but makes everyone hate him anyways.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Andy Katzenmoyer College of General Studies.
Greg Oden’s 9-credit hour academic career is the benchmark for OSU student-athletes. Katzenmoyer was awesome though.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Both.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
[mouth agape]
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Poor Newt. He thought he could just slide in and get the nomination before people would remember why the hated him in the first place. Sparty told me he was going to be the nominee and I laughed at him. When his numbers went up, Sparty then laughed at me. Getting the last laugh feels good, though.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Which is worse, that show or “Rob” (Schneider)
Seriously, a remake of Bosom Buddies could be a decent concept for a sitcom, but that ain’t it.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
On a side note, if Rick Santorum wins tonight it might be the best example that the Mayans were onto something.
If he wins tonight, it means…pretty much nothing. He has little campaign to speak of outside of Iowa. I’m not saying he couldn’t get momentum in time for South Carolina and put an establishment in place by then (he’s not winning in New Hampshire), but the odds of that happening, particularly when other candidates like Romney, Gingrich, etc have been in South Carolina for months, isn’t likely.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
it’s like they watched the AWESOM-O episode of south park and thought “you know, those ideas are pretty good.”
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
It has to be Work It. At least “Rob” will attract an older Mexican demographic that will laugh at the gringo. I don’t think Work It has an audience.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Oh…he has no shot at winning the nomination, but the fact is if that idiot can win anything of substance in 2012, the Rep’s are screwed. He’s batshit crazy. Bachmann thinks he’s weird. White Bread is gonna win in a landslide when it’s all said and done.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Just to point a finer point on this: Mike Huckabee won in Iowa four years ago…..that may have given him the spotlight and given him a TV career in the last couple of years, but it didn’t do much for his campaign.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
awesome nickname.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I do really like and respect you as a commenter here, but I have to say, the PMS621 thing is pretty funny, and absolutely must be kept in a safe place.
/puts in a safe place
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I think you mean Powdered Toast Man
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Oh…he has no shot at winning the nomination, but the fact is if that idiot can win anything of substance in 2012, the Rep’s are screwed.
I think, after reading Stuart Rothenberg this morning, that Obama is actually in more trouble if Santorum wins tonight. If he wins, Gingrich, Bachman, Perry, Gingrich are all looking in disarry. Romney will win in New Hampshire. And he’s got a great organization in place in SC. If the others are damaged by a loss in Iowa and Romney doesn’t fuck up between now and South Carolina, he will pretty much have the nomination sewn up. And then he’ll be free to focus all of his energy on Obama….Obama is best served by this primary season being a long and painful one for Republicans.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I could be wrong, but didn’t Mike Huckabee win Iowa in 2008? I don’t know if it’s that much of a concern.
plus if it keeps people making Santorum jokes, it’s a win for everyone is it not?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Oh Huckabee. If only he was plucking the base on a funk track and running. This election cycle would be complete.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I do really like and respect you as a commenter here, but I have to say, the PMS621 thing is pretty funny, and absolutely must be kept in a safe place.
/puts in a safe place
I have to admit, even if it was an accident by Vic, that it was pretty funny. It was certainly more creative than the one time someone referred to me as Ms. 621.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I am late to this conversation, but I refuse to let “Rob” come out on top in any comparison to anything. It at best can be co-worst thing ever.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
plus if it keeps people making Santorum jokes, it’s a win for everyone is it not?
Absolutely. A frothy, foamy, fecally win for everyone.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
ms, check out my christmas present I bought for myself. only took me 2 months to get it.
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January 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Will include George Lopez jokes, stolen by Carlos Mencia, stolen by Rob Schneider. That show can’t last 4 episodes. Adam Sandler has ruined every one of his buddies careers by putting them in his shitty movies. Rob Schneider is horrible.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
well, I fucked that up nicely.
this
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
he sucks at bass. fucking cocksuckabee.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Very good point, but Romney is such a weak candidate. You’re dead on that the longer the primary goes, the better it is for Obama, but Romney loses almost every election he runs in. I wouldn’t be stunned if he won this election, as it’s one the Reps should win, but he just seems like a massive failure politically speaking. I can’t see him winning as no one really likes him.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I now know you are not a woman, but you’ll always be black to me.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Ark: How much did that cost?
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
He’s convinced the media he’s out to fix the issues in CFB when he was so sleazy at Florida. He was a shady recruiter (not AUB/Bama shady though…they are on an entirely different level) and he’s a all-around ass hole. Some writer quotes his player and Urban tries to big time him and call him out in front of the press corps as a “bad guy,” yet all he did was quote the dumbass player. He lets Rainey back on the team, but some kid saying they’re getting hammered on twitter is too much. Dude is damn good coach, but he’s so damn hypocritical.
I find this a bit humorous/ironic coming from uga richt supported – uga’s commanding lead in arrests was only surpassed by the gators under meyer.
The best part of the Meyer thing … there are still people in FL that say the guys that were part of the problem were Zook’s recruits. Fact is, only 6 of the 34-35 were Zook’s.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Players not having licences =/= players texting threats and firing AK47′s in parking lots.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
and like 85% of those arrests were for shit like underaged alcohol possession.
not excusing meyer because i couldn’t care less about athletes getting in trouble, but it’s not like he was dave bliss or anything.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
licenses dammit! I can’t type for shit today.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Excellent reference.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
a little over $50, after tax. and that is one of the cheaper bottles.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
THAT dude was pure slime.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:42 PM
well, I fucked that up nicely.
this
Nice. Let me know how that is. I’ve had Van Winkle before, but it was the 18. And even then I only had one small drink.
I got my dad a bottle of Dalmore 15 for Christmas. It came from a smaple of Dalmore’s King Alexander III single malt. It was glorious.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:43 PM
I now know you are not a woman, but you’ll always be black to me.
/blushes
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Wow, I swear I’m not drinking at work. The Dalmore 15 came with a sample of Alexander III. It didn’t come from a smaple.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Urban might want to ban his players from getting arrested unlike his previous coaching gig.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
mmm…smaple myrup.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
wait, who is a black woman now?
/v4l
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I usually have to drink bourbon neat, or with a little soda water, so drinking this straight has been a transition, but it is excellent. I’m trying to save it for “special” occasions, it’s not easy to do.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I usually have to drink bourbon neat, or with a little soda water, so drinking this straight has been a transition, but it is excellent. I’m trying to save it for “special” occasions, it’s not easy to do.
I have the same problem. I get a new bottle of something and I want to keep drinking it if I like it. So I have trouble keeping a ‘good’ stash of anything. I rarely have more than one cheap blend and one nice single malt in my bar.
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
the trick is to buy your nice bottles, then also get some “drinking” bottles, the cheaper handles that go well with ice and you like it enough to have it on occasions that don’t call for the good stuff.
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
the trick is to buy your nice bottles, then also get some “drinking” bottles, the cheaper handles that go well with ice and you like it enough to have it on occasions that don’t call for the good stuff.
That’s awfully expensive Richie Rich. I have to space my buys out over time so I don’t break the banks.
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
And Pat Robertson won it in ’88.
/knows there are like three people here who remember ’88
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Good God that’s the truth.
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
i remember…
/god damned ernest byner’s fucking fumble
//1st memory…watching with my dad on our old 17″ tv that didn’t get thrown away until 2002
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
/knows there are like three people here who remember ’88
I was 5 and the Astros sucked. That’s all I got.
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
…I feel like somehow Denver has done you wrong, son. That’s a terrible first memory.
Here, have some Molybdenum and craft beer.