The Big Lead’s 2011 Year in Photos – Part 2
Yesterday we took a look at photographs from the past year that were deserving of another look. Today we take a gander at the second and final installment of photos that made the cut for one reason or another. Again, the collection has nothing to do with moving the needle, sizzle factor, or the popularity of one sport or athlete versus another. These are simply vibrant photographs from the past year that truly stuck out, leaving a lasting impression.
Let’s bust right out of the gate with Sir Thomas Brady. As we all carefully watched, his offseason proved to be nearly as entertaining as the season we’re currently witnessing, thanks in part to the glory that is his ever-changing mane. The quickly evolving fashionista went from a disenchanted musician, to a bartender from Williamsburg, to a yacht riding snob, to an actual woman, to boldly outdoing Dalton’s hair from Road House, to just a dude who got a haircut. He’s back to normal; for now.
The sheer defiance emanating from this Carolina Panthers fan assists in making this photo one of my favorites of the year. Simply put, the man does not give a shit about anything. This is what you would be getting regardless of whether it were clear skies and sunny or a flooded stadium with Domino’s pizza boxes serving as lifeboats; it just doesn’t matter. The photo of Shaq wearing Jorts — Jorts that would serve as overalls for most other humans — to go along with a pair of “get the paper” slippers and a realistic looking doll makes this puppy an all-time classic. That is, of course, until you see Joe Paterno staring blankly into a 65″ iMac. I absolutely adore how the cord for the monitor extends over the desk and onto the open floor, presumably directly in front of two chairs. Quite the clean look we have going on here. Chances of said monitor being plugged in? 14.1%.
I’m guessing no one remembers when Jared Lorenzan “got an itch” to play football again, this time in the UIFL. Well, the former New York Giant reportedly scratched that itch with a Stromboli in the shape of a football and happily waddled on over to team photo day, gifting us all with the heaping bowl of happiness that’s displayed above. Few things are better than a happy fat guy, and Jared Lorenzan might just be the centerpiece of that proven study. Going from big Jared to the Upton sisters is not exactly the smoothest transition, but you should at least appreciate the fact that you’re witnessing history, for the Upton sisters will never smile this brightly while sandwiched between two unappealing fat dudes. Speaking of, Real-Life-Kenny-Powers originally came to us thanks to a reader in Chicago who snapped this snippet of bliss at a McDonald’s on State Street. His firm focus on nothing in particular remains something to behold.
Sure, the monkeys-riding-dogs thing from the halftime show in Denver is barely a month old, but that doesn’t make it any less remarkable. If it occurred last January, I’m pretty sure this photo would still have the same stain on my brain that it does today. It’ll be a long time before I get over the combination of expressions here. So what do we have in the middle, a bowling ball levitating above a blow-up doll or an exceedingly flexible Chinese gymnast? At first glance, it’s a toss-up. The only saving grace for Alabama’s nine-foot bronze statue of unnerving gargoyle Nick Saban is the NFL Hall of Fame’s depiction of Deion Sanders, who is apparently a close relative of the freakiest doll in your nephew’s toy collection.
Remember when someone caught one of Dan Patrick’s producers scrolling through this very site? A provocative moment for sure. As you can see, it occurred before the site’s redesign, which was right before our very own Stephen Douglas got a beard perm. Which brings me to … Stephen and his increasingly intense man-crush, Jimmer Fredette. Cute couple. And that brings me to … our very own Ty Duffy whooping it up in The Big House following a rare Michigan victory over Ohio State.* In case you’re wondering, many in the industry point to Ty as being solely responsible for the trend of major league pitchers throwing on 14 necklaces prior to taking the mound. Still unknown is what Duffy said to the girl behind him that caused her to yawn.
This photo marks the first time I’ve witnessed cameras catch someone making love to ice cream in the same manner that an overexcited George Costanza once did at the US Open some years ago. When you can say without exaggeration that a fan has “pulled a Costanza,” it will make the final cut each and every time. Remember the ad for Manhattan Mini Storage that humorously disparaged the Mets? I had initially assumed the Islanders were the sixth professional team, but it’s actually the Liberty. How awesomely demeaning. And a servicing at second base in the middle of a baseball game? Now there’s the touching nod to Beecher and Keller we’ve all been waiting for.
Two things: I was stunned by the number of people turned off by Alicia Sacramone’s “gross ribs.” I guess it wasn’t clear from the photograph that the flexible gymnast happens to be in an extremely unusual position and anyone in amazing shape would have a similar “look” should they have the ability to get their body in said position. Then again, some people hit the nail on the head, with their head. Secondly, there was definitely another photo of the riot-kissing couple in Vancouver that made the woman look far less alluring than she appears here, but I don’t want to ruin the special moment.
I’m sorry, but if you were looking for an actual photo of Tim Tebow you can enjoy a timeless classic by going right here. Otherwise, enjoy the Tebowing dog, who I assume was showered with milk bones and Snausages after this poignant pose. For those who ripped Hines Ward for going on “Dancing With the Stars,” there’s a distinct and obvious reason why this show is fun for athletes and celebrities to go on, and it has nothing to do with meeting the host of “America’s Funniest Home Videos” not named Bob Saget. As Stephen Douglas pointed out, this Tebowing tattoo features a centaur carrying both a football and a tiny cross while wearing a kindergartner’s version of a Broncos’ helmet. Worse than that, however, is the body hair amidst the freshly irritated skin. Thanks for the vomit.
Anyone remember this rotund New Jersey Nets fan huffing and puffing his excitement into the wonderful East Rutherford air? If not, be sure to refresh your memory by watching the footage of his arena-rattling, boob-jiggling shuffle. He kind of reminds me of the crying New York Giants fan, only on the opposite end of the emotional see-saw. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy. If you’re not a fan of the great Rory McIlroy by now, you probably never will be. On a list of pro golfer’s I’d like to party with, Rory is in second place right behind Tiger. Sadly, I’m not sure who’s slotted for third. Oh, and there’s Kate Upton’s ass, mostly because it’s Kate Upton’s ass.
Sammy Sosa. Wow. Are there any words left to say other than asking if he’ll be cast as the next hunted serial killer on Dexter? For the non-wrestling fans out there, it’s important for you to know that Vince McMahon wept his way to an Emmy (presumably) upon being relieved of his duties as Chairman and CEO of WWE. There is simply no one else quite like this fascinating freak.
Finally, the momentous finisher for the 2011 TBL Year in Photos is none other than…
Yup. Kate Upton. Last February she was featured in a post aptly entitled “Kate Upton’s Booty Wins Friday.” Not a whole lot to say beyond that. It’s been her year. I just feel bad for the brunette, who looks sensationally scintillating in her own right.
*The photo wasn’t taken in 2011 but it was used in a post in 2011, thus making it a qualifier for inclusion.
Previously: The Big Lead’s 2011 Year in Photos – Part 1

- Donovan McNabb in Advanced Talks with Fox Sports 1 to Possibly Join Their Version of Sportscenter
- Houston Astros Vendor Caught on the Toilet with Snow Cones Next to Him, Has Been Fired [Video]
- Baltimore Orioles Wearing Canadian Tuxedos (All-Denim) For Their Trip to Toronto
- TNT Celebrated Chris “Birdman” Andersen With a Post-Game Interview After His Historic Game 1 Performance
- Roundup: Horrific London Attack, Fast & Furious 6 and Hangover III Arrive, Roy Hibbert Speaks Up

- KC Resident on Roundup: Horrific London Attack, Fast & Furious 6 and Hangover III Arrive, Roy Hibbert Speaks Up
- ButtersBC on Donovan McNabb in Advanced Talks with Fox Sports 1 to Possibly Join Their Version of Sportscenter
- RexKramerDangerSeeker on Houston Astros Vendor Caught on the Toilet with Snow Cones Next to Him, Has Been Fired [Video]
- Human Vacuum Cleaner on Baltimore Orioles Wearing Canadian Tuxedos (All-Denim) For Their Trip to Toronto
- spencer096 on Donovan McNabb in Advanced Talks with Fox Sports 1 to Possibly Join Their Version of Sportscenter
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December 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
/fondly remembers all of the pics and the Kate Upton thong shot
//dougies
December 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Tootsie Pop owl … incredible.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
the 2nd row and the final pic are excellent.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Duffy singled-handedly kept the hemp jewelry alive in the 2000s.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Pretty disappointed with your caption of Kate with her sister, holding that spread, Hernia. Expected something to address the weight gain there.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Great work Hernia.
I had forgot about that Nets fan, so glorious.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
So the next time there’s one of those “Our Best Post’s From The Year” posts is it just going to be this again? Because this (and part 1) have been fantastic.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Instead of adding Shaq Inside the NBA should have brought on both the Nets fan and this delighted Heat supporter to provide a fan’s perspective of the game
December 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
I’ll always remember 2011 as the Year of Kate Upton…unfortunately, early indications are that she will finish out of the top 10 in 2012, and DQ’d for any all-decade teams. I hope she turns her career around.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
I assumed he put her next to Jared Lorenzan for a reason, as if he is a grim version of her future
December 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
speaking of the heat…im surprised moon boots didn’t make it.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
And man, looking at that Duffy pic, Michigan stadium has zero personality. “Hey let’s just cram a bunch of people into a slanted oval.”
December 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
it’s the worst big college football stadium ive ever been to.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
She’ll need to start chain smoking and snorting coke all day.
/please don’t do this
//little bit of pushing for cushion > anoerix cracked out model look
December 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Jared does seem to be strutting it there. Those pink wrist bands are 8 for 88 dollars at Victoria Secret.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
no room for personality. no room for anything, really. just hope the person next to you showered, because you are going to be getting up close and personal with them.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Speaking of Kate Upton. Here she is as a nun in the 3 stooges movie coing out in a few months.
http://www.trendrabbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kate-Upton-bikini-nun-sexy-three-stooges.jpg
December 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
How does Angry Miz Girl not get any love? That girl wasn’t a fan of Miz beating Orton.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
can’t spell “gunt” without upton…and also a g.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
First time I have seen that but my guess is the WWE writer that night was a big fan of Chloe Moretz in Let Me In
December 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Any advantages to the weight gain?
December 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
more cushion for the pushin’.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
If a fight ever breaks out between the Angels she will certainly have an advantage.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Any advantages to the weight gain?
attempting to disprove that fat chicks give better lovin?
December 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Always leaned Team Belle…but this Esmerelda chick is closing fast.
/Some dude made composite photos of different women (with some “digital painting”) to make the Disney princesses.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
that was an actual fan..not set up
December 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Even though I have seen that picture of Duffy before, it still looks nothing like what I would think he should look like.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
there has to be a clause that if a girl was once a model that her weight gain does not make her better in bed. Fat chicks give better lovin because they have always been fat and realize they need to make up for it with enthusiasm and blowjobs.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
I have my doubts.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Didn’t we discuss this a week or two ago?
Jasmine wins any battle. Aurora is hugely underrated.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
enthusiasm and blowjobs.
nicely put.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
this is what comes to mind, isn’t it?
December 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Ha! That was awesome. Perfect!
December 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
golf lol.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
And man, looking at that Duffy pic, Michigan stadium has zero personality. “Hey let’s just cram a bunch of people into a slanted oval.”
it’s the worst big college football stadium ive ever been to.
Maybe that is why Duffy was so against having lights at the stadium.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Esmerelda was drawn in likeness to Demi Moore. So thats kind of cheating.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
this is what comes to mind, isn’t it?
That’s going to be put in a special place.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I must have missed it…carry on everyone.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I’m sorry, we were looking for “Yes, power.”
“Yes, power.”
*taps cards*
December 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
also surprised this tebow pic didn’t get a mention…people who don’t know shit about the golf swing were saying he must’ve crushed it.
for comparison, gary woodland, dustin johnson and bubba watson are the only tour players who regularly top 125 mph of clubhead speed. 141? get the fuck out.
the position tebow’s in is slice city. totally over the top.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
he usually doesn’t wear the smoking jacket, ascot and monocle on gameday’s.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
fuck your cards, yo.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
He looks like Bruno Sammartino trying to kill a squirrel.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
also surprised this tebow pic didn’t get a mention…people who don’t know shit about the golf swing were saying he must’ve crushed it.
for comparison, gary woodland, dustin johnson and bubba watson are the only tour players who regularly top 125 mph of clubhead speed. 141? get the fuck out.
the position tebow’s in is slice city. totally over the top.
also nice that he has the golf glove on the wrong hand…
December 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Thats cause only faggots wear it on their right hand.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
I don’t care what anyone says, that word is still funny.
I also don’t care what Spence says, in general.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Kate and Sacramone sandwich, please.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Kate’s video intro to her website should also win an Academy award. Or at the very least, a Woody.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
The Upton and friend pic is just not fair.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Kate Upton!
/Dougies more
December 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Come on Presti, you owe it to Pop and R.C. Make this happen.
/Just finished reading the Durant/Westbrook thread
December 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
I hope so. It would be made all better when Westbrook left to sign with Phoenix anyway.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
i don’t care what your face says.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
This post needs more Kate Upton, and larger pics of Ms. Upton.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Sister Upton looks hotter than Kate
/that’s just your opinion, man
December 29th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
I was made to feel like regardless of context by which this word is used, one should be banned for using this word. Lot of you butthurt people went and snitched on me to TBL for making fun of people here who complain about baseball rating posts. Surely you fine gentlemen will go snitch to EIC now also. Right?
December 29th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Once again the projected change in wins is fucked. -33 for the Spurs?
I am on the Westbrook for Dwight train. Howard and Durant can read the Bible to each other.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Stop being a faggot.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
If they did that Perkins has to be in that trade right? Something like this? I don’t know what Orlando’s cap space is like but wouldn’t it be tough to resign Russell? Or do you just sign and trade him?
December 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Oh nevermind Richardsons deal expires next year. so thats an easy solve. But I still would imagine that Orlando wants to clear Turkey Glue off their roster in any Howard trade.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
I think Dwight stopped publicly showing his faith when he had that baby with a team dancer.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
I think a sign and trade with Westbrook while including Jameer Nelson would have to be part of it. I would be surprised if they took Perkins and not Ibaka.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Then he better kill someone if he wants people to root for him.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
I was made to feel like regardless of context by which this word is used, one should be banned for using this word. Lot of you butthurt people went and snitched on me to TBL for making fun of people here who complain about baseball rating posts. Surely you fine gentlemen will go snitch to EIC now also. Right?
Is this real? Is so, take Babar’s advice