Crocodile Defeats Lawnmower, Loses Two Teeth in the Process

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16 Responses to “Crocodile Defeats Lawnmower, Loses Two Teeth in the Process”

• 1

  FredSanford Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
  

  Wow that sucked!

• 2

  VladimirCrouton Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
  

  Paul Hogan does not approve.

• 3

  TexansFan Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
  

  I would poop my pants if I was to come within 20 feet of that thing

• 4

  Anti-KC Res Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
  

  I wonder how it is determined who mows the croc exhibit. Probably the same way the catholics determine the pope.

  Is this where we bring up that certain people deem it impossbile to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

• 5

  TexansFan Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
  

  fat snout, long and thin snout

• 6

  vezina Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
  

  my one croc/gator encounter was nuts. me and the first fiance went on an airboat everglades thing. just me and her and good ole beer belly boy driver. he took us to a nest and started poking the mom with a stick. that’s when i learned they can a) hiss and b) jump half their length.

  everglades are as scary as shark-infested waters

• 7

  Anti-KC Res Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
  

  fat snout, long and thin snout

  It is that simple. I’m not sure if you were around back then, Texans. It was a fun thread.

• 8

  vezina Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
  

  didn;t mean to do that, but click it. great song, great band

• 9

  ATL_Badger Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
  

  Did this crocodile eat NDub too?

• 10

  Anti-KC Res Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:31 AM
  

  didn;t mean to do that, but click it. great song, great band

  RIP Sandman. Loved me some Morphine back in the day.

• 11

  vezina Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
  

  i liked THR more than Morphine, so you should too

• 12

  heldover Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
  

  Wait, NDub got whacked now? Shit, what did I MISS?

• 13

  vezina Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
  

  munchak is leading candidate to replace Paterno? wtf?

• 14

  ATL_Badger Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
  

  Photo of the day.

• 15

  YYSA Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
  

  Is this where we bring up that certain people deem it impossbile to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

  Crocodile. Alligator.

  I’ve found the alligators are much more musically inclined.

• 16

  ATL_Badger Says:
  December 28th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
  

  Wait, NDub got whacked now? Shit, what did I MISS?

  Nobody knows what happened, as far as I know. He hasn’t tweeted or been seen around these parts for 45 days.

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