Roundup: Videos of a Brawl at the Mall of America, the Top 25 Pop Songs of 2011 Rolled into One & is it Tebow Time in Florida Politics?
Charlize Theron … a historical timeline of Santa Claus … he really wanted those cigarettes … that’s a major ice cream spill … white female rappers … “Man Allegedly Posed as Doctor, Flushed Liposuction Fat Down Toilet” … Serena Williams broke up a skimpy bikini in Miami … “School Put Autistic Boy in Duffle Bag for Misbehaving” … do any of you need a financial therapist? … her 18-day marriage is over … you’ll laugh: “The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists” … “Drunk tried driving hurt deer to NY hospital” … so Mel Gibson may have lost half of his $850 million fortune in a divorce … “Colo. man returns $10,000 found at Vegas airport” …
How dumb are the Broncos going to look if Kyle Orton knocks them out of the playoffs? [Post]
Aaric Murray, the talented hoops player who transferred from LaSalle to West Virginia, has yet to play a game for the Mountaineers, but got arrested last week. [Gazette]
Sweet. The SEC commish still wants a plus-one playoff. [AL.com]
Stoked for John Wall’s sophomore season with the Wizards. [Wash Post]
Missouri beat North Carolina, 41-24, in a sparsely-attended bowl game. [Columbia Tribune]
Is it Tebow Time in Florida Politics? [Herald Tribune]
The Saints rolled the Falcons on Monday Night Football, but perhaps the bigger story than Drew Brees was New Orleans welcoming back a felon with open arms. [Mike Freeman]
I love the thought of the Pirates “plunging into big-time free agency.” You mean overpaying guys who aren’t worth it just to say you plunged? [Post-Gazette]
Someone actually tried to argue that Lamar Odom was a better pickup for the Mavs than Tyson Chandler was for the Knicks. [Grantland]
Game that won’t make Ballin’: Three Pacers had double-doubles in a win over the Pistons. [Indy Star]
A teenage rumble at the Mall of America. Doesn’t get decent until the :46 mark. [via TK]
Here’s another version of the fight, with many chairs being tossed. Apparently, nine people were arrested.
Look out for the helmet! [via Adam]
The Top 25 pop songs of 2011 mashed up into one cool song. [The Atlantic]

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December 27th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
i hope your dog dies.
December 27th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
How dumb are the Broncos going to look if Kyle Orton knocks them out of the playoffs?
I’d love to see this. It won’t happen, but I would love to see it. See the comparison on the field, instead of the Post.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
You bitch about them not spending any money on players……..
December 27th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
so Mel Gibson may have lost half of his $850 million fortune in a divorce
Again, no prenup? When will guys ever learn?
December 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Phil Collins never learned
December 27th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
su-su-sadtrombone.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Married for 31 years. Would a prenup do anything for that?
December 27th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
If that fucking statguy comes in here and starts asking for more critiquing of his lame blog, I’m going to lose it.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Ricky Rubio had a good debut last night and rumors that he is overhyped are now dead, at least for now. He is not as fast as I was hoping for but he has a very good court presence and the Wolves finally have a point who knows what he is doing.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Mel Gibson is a racist, extremely chauvinistic, Roman Catholic nazi sympathizer. Why would anyone think this guy would be smart enough to get a prenup?
December 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
“Drunk tried driving hurt deer to NY hospital”
that was his date!
December 27th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Married for 31 years. Would a prenup do anything for that?
First off, congratulations on a long marriage.
I meant more for guys who married recently (like me), who see strife soon after the nuptials are complete. I was “fortunate” – wasn’t married all that long, so the divorce judge didn’t drop the hammer on me.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Doesn’t Vanessa have the same thing for Kobe? If so, she’s gonna bleed him dry as well.
/ Looks at Jessica Burciaga and weeps
December 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
And I was talking about Mel Gibson.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
i weeped out my penis.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
And I was talking about Mel Gibson.
Whoops. There I go, charging headlong without knowledge again.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Shes a POA. What did she do to piss you off? haha
December 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
And I was talking about Mel Gibson.
After actually reading the article, a prenup may have helped if he thought of one 30 years ago. Were prenups widely used in the 80s?
Silly me – I thought his youngish girlfriend had eventually become his wife. That’s what I get for ignoring People magazine.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
reference.
and agreed, she’s in my top 5.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Be fair – he didn’t ask for a critique until someone made non-specific complaints as to it’s content. If someone bitched about your work-product in a similar manner you’d want to know why.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
If only you would have used that thinking before your nuptials
December 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
he should’ve just gotten divorced earlier, duh.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Man… just when I was looking forward to the Jim Harbaugh to Michigan clip show.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Holy cow. That man needs to teach Al Jefferson the truth.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Whoops. There I go, charging headlong without knowledge again.
If only you would have used that thinking before your nuptials
Boom! You are correct, sir.
/smh
December 27th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Maybe I drank and smoked too much over the last 4 days but what pray tell is a POA? Piece of Ass?
December 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
patent oblong abalone, i believe.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Just contract ‘em already!
December 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
18: ms621
December 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Spencer weeps from his oblong abalone for Charlize
December 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
The difference is I wouldn’t randomly post my “work” on this blog in the hopes that someone would critique it (or even read it).
December 27th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Just what we need: a guy who can’t score 900 on his SAT’s in a decision-making position…
December 27th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I don’t know why but I clicked that link expecting to see baby seals drenched in sweet wonderful icecream and having the time of their life.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
they are such goobers
December 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
“SHES GOT A GREAT ASS”
December 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
But not if it’s WWoS. You don’t want to get him started.
/everyone else
December 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
“The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists”
18: ms621
People who went up against Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers in the championship round of their fantasy leagues and must now play the flute for boarding bus passengers for a fortnight.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
looks like this school is gayer…
/puts on sunglases
…than a bag of ‘stics.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Haha, TBL’s still pissed they traded Nate McLouth in ’09.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
There is an autistic child in my family and sometimes I just want to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0IpS_3S-0 because her parents let her get away with so much. They are the experts, not me, but its frustrating because there has to be a way to discipline an autistic child when they misbehave.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
top 5 fo sho.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Game that won’t make Ballin’: Three Pacers had double-doubles in a win over the Pistons
Guessing Bledsoe’s game-winning shot against the Suns will be a part though.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I recorded Too Cute! Baby Sloths on Animal Planet this weekend. They weren’t lying when they called it “Too Cute!”
December 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
“School Put Autistic Boy in Duffle Bag for Misbehaving”
looks like this school is gayer…
/puts on sunglases
…than a bag of ‘stics.
We have a winner.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
The Clips kept Bledsoe.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Haha, TBL’s still pissed they traded Nate McLouth in ’09.
I wonder if he is happy that he just resigned with the Buccos.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
[Gravatar image]
Guessing Bledsoe’s game-winning shot against the Suns will be a part though.
The Clips kept Bledsoe.
Yep, meant Gordon. Sorry. I finally got some food and coffee in me. My mind is still asleep.
/more Jessica Burciaga though.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
top 5 fo sho.
/things a Vols fan will never again say about their football team
December 27th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
The worst part is, he’s just talking about the SEC.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
/matt morris’d
December 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Anyone else see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo this weekend?
I liked it.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Not to be that guy, but didn’t Morris sign with the Giants, and then for some inexplicable reason the Pirates traded for him and his ridiculous contract and mediocre pitching halfway through a season when they were 20 games out of first?
December 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
A fine film for the family around the holidays.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
so I’m watching the Independence Bowl yesterday and Mizou is pasting UNC. the guys calling the game mention Mizzou will be in the SEC East next year and my father-in-law says, “Great, just what we need, another team to lose to.”
dammit, he’s probably right too.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I saw the Swedish version awhile ago. Not sure if I want to invest in the American version as well.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Best random tweet i saw last night: Drew Brees is the Tim Tebow of football.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I would bet against that.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Anyone else see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo this weekend?
If you can get past the depressing rapeyness off the movie, yeah, it’s entertaining.
The Saints rolled the Falcons on Monday Night Football, but perhaps the bigger story than Drew Brees was New Orleans welcoming back a felon with open arms. [Mike Freeman]
Did Drew Brees and Sean Payton steal Mike Freeman’s lunch or something? Dude’s been trolling Brees over the Marino record and now this…? Freeman needs to STFU and quit hating.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Same here. Doubt the American version will be much/any better.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I saw it two years ago when it was called The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
/hipster Babar
December 27th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Anyone else see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo this weekend?
If you can get past the depressing rapeyness off the movie, yeah, it’s entertaining.
depressing rapeyness is the kind of thing that brings the holidays together!
December 27th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
A fine film for the family around the holidays.
anything’s better than A Christmas Story for the 5,000th time
December 27th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
My family goes to church at 4 pm on Xmas Eve every year. Of course, the NFL was in full swing at this time, and my mom yelled at me for checking scores on my phone during the service. She laughed/gave up when I said “Jesus would want me to see how Tim Tebow is doing”.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
hipster babar would prefer The Gril with the Finger Mustache Tattoo.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
As opposed to the upbeat rapeyness of ________
/asks for Spencer’s help to fill in the blank
December 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
/Team No Kids
Didn’t even realize there was an alternate version until a few weeks ago. Thought it was an enjoyable movie though. Nice to see something “different”. That said, I saw Sherlock Holmes too (the wife’s choice) and after seeing the trailers before both movies, I might not see another movie at the theatre until Dark Knight.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
hipster096 blames typo in 64 on dead key on typewriter.
December 27th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Kids
Not Sandusky’d, you sick fucks. The movie
/It’s just Casper’d
December 27th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
/fashion joke
December 27th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
star wars.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I saw MI:4 yesterday. Not sure thats the case.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I am not able to watch a Daniel Craig movie without expecting him to use some awesome gadget, kill bad guys without giving them due process all the while screwing a few fine women along the way.
/he’s not Connery but better than Dalton and Remington Steele, and pushing Moore for #2.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I never understood why people love that movie. Some channel needs to do a 24 hour marathon for Die Hard, Bad Santa, or The Ref.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Not sure how you “post” ringing up some toker who’s buying Mountain Dew and Cheetohs at your 7-Eleven register, but go for it. I’m sure you give a lot of sass to all those who make a mess at the Slurpee maching, knowing you’ll be cleaning that up before you head home.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Actually watched some NBA last night. I think the KINGS are gonna be my team. The Pistons suck hooper’s horse balls.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
/he’s not Connery but better than Dalton and Remington Steele, and pushing Moore for #2.
Connery, Moore, Brosnan, Craig, Dalton, Lazenby.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I’d put Lazenby ahead of Dalton, tied with Brosnan.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I believe he’s in the Top 5 of charitable celebrities/athletes in 2010. Good guy despite the rage and anti-semitism. Top charitable athlete? SUUUUUUUUUUH.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
“Jesus would want me to see how Tim Tebow is doing”.
Awesome.
But, I wudda smacked you in the back of the head.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Anybody get anything good for Christmas?
December 27th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
No. Not a good guy.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
for christmas, i bought my dog a heavy throw blanket to put on furniture he sleeps on while i’m away. it’s insane how expensive Orvis is…
i bought a much cheaper version last year from petsmart and it SUCKED.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Because all of his fines go to the United Way, I reckon.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
What a dumb idea.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
What exactly can you get away with now and still be a good guy, as long as you give to charity?
December 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Anybody get anything good for Christmas?
Single Barrel Jack Daniel’s count?
December 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Lethal Weapon, Riggs has a good heart. He’s just misunderstood.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Orvis is pretty expensive. For some reason they send their catalog to me but I’ve narrowed my clothes down to 3-4 brands. I don’t have room for anything else.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I can’t get give Moore the #2 slot. that’s got to go to Remington Steele, as much as I hate to say it. He’s smug, but he’s got the witty lines down pat.
No One will ever touch Sean Connery. Been watching James Bonds flicks on Epix for the past 2 weeks, can’t get enough of the earlier Bonds movies.
/Pussy Galore’d
December 27th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
buncha stuff i needed that you don’t want to hear about (kitchen shit, towels, comforter) but the ones that i really appreciated were an imprint of my old pooch’s paw (almost broke down for that one), harvey penick’s little red book and a gopher from caddyshack headcover for my 3w.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Better than the regular stuff I guess.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I’ll accept it.
Nothing overly exciting…some clothes, did get the new Zelda game and the new Assassins Creed game, bunch of other little stuff. Apparently my Dad finally got his Harley this year. Can’t wait to go for a ride on it this weekend.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
I love the thought of the Pirates “plunging into big-time free agency.” You mean overpaying guys who aren’t worth it just to say you plunged?
maybe you should have complained that the new CBA took away their (and other small market teams) ability to look to build through the draft by paying overslot for guys to buy them out of going to college. just put everyone on the yankees and red sox and let them play every day all summer. you and ESPN would love that.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Nice present from the wife: Captain Morgan Assorted Tumbler Set of 4
Great for the bar, plus they hold lots of Captain
December 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
I’ve reached the age where I get that shit too. I went out and bought a video game yesterday, just for old times sake. Thought about buying a box of packs of baseball cards but decided against.
Speaking of that gopher, you ever see this?
December 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Seriously. FUCK ESPN.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
where is Ballin’? lets do this
December 27th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
ive been looking for that exact thing for like two years now. AWESOME.
/my coworkers will destroy it within a business week, guaranteed
December 27th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
I didn’t get any booze this year but I did get these things to drape over my decanters to label what’s inside.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
you are quite the southern gentlemen.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
My cousin has had one forever. They sold them in Best Buys like 7 or 8 years ago for some reason.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Although I bought my Father-in-Law 18 year old Jameson so I came out on the short end.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
my cugino did get me a nice little sampling of some california bud that was grown hydroponically with LSD in the water.
shit was phenomenal.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I’m still not sure this is going to be as big a deal as everyone makes it. It’s a whole lot of hand-waving and guessing at an effect, that we won’t know if it’s true for years. If the money won’t be there anyway, why would kids wait. It’s not like someone else is going to pay them overslot if they wait three years. A top pick can only lose money now by going to school.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
It might sound pitiful, but I really do try. I also have a bar cart in my man room upon which these decanters sit. At least for now. My wife hates it. Especially when I sip bourbon while playing video games.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Unwatchable.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
He still wears shirt and tie for Auburn games, even when he’s watching in the basement.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
I thought things might be better last night with Charlie V out, how naive of me.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
that’s not pitiful at all…gotta embrace geographic accoutrements.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
I’m still not sure this is going to be as big a deal as everyone makes it. It’s a whole lot of hand-waving and guessing at an effect, that we won’t know if it’s true for years. If the money won’t be there anyway, why would kids wait. It’s not like someone else is going to pay them overslot if they wait three years. A top pick can only lose money now by going to school.
I’m not sure either, but I doubt the Pirates add a guy rated like josh Bell was with the new system.
The larger point is TBL bitches and writes his contraction post once a year without acknowledging (or more likely without knowing) that there are other expenses for a major league team than just major league salaries, and that the Pirates have been spending more in the draft than anyone in baseball since Connelly and Huntington have come in. But it is easier to type “19 years” without looking at more recent, more relevant changes and attempts to compete on an unlevel playing field.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Who could then?
December 27th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Close. I don’t have a basement.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
there’s nothing wrong with that…it’s the auburn fan “uniform.”
much like the OSU fan “uniform” is a shitty pair of jeans and a hoodie.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
TBL and knowledge of baseball are two things that do not go together at all. He should have some of the commentors here write about baseball rather than him.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Who could then?
I think the entire draft changes. you’ll know who is going to school and who isn’t, and bell goes first round.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
love you, Spicious & Mantis.
Let’s all go out for drinks wearing Bonilla/Bonds/Van Slyke jerseys.
Hernia will come with a Spanky Lavalliere jersey.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
love you, Spicious & Mantis.
Let’s all go out for drinks wearing Bonilla/Bonds/Van Slyke jerseys.
Hernia will come with a Spanky Lavalliere jersey.
if you knew that the Pirates were breaking draft signing bonus records the last few years I’ll eat my hat.
December 27th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Received a bottle of Russel’s Reserve 10 and a bottle of Basil Hayden. A wireless thermometer for smoking meat was a pretty good score too.
I got my wife the Kindle Fire – I’m sufficiently impressed and she’s digging it.
December 27th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
That’s the team that copied their hats off of that Los Angeles gang, right?