Happy holidays. You want a longer intro? Screw that. I have Christmas beers to drink.

Chanukah Song Of The Week

Remember when this song first became a big hit? How about the Piece of Shit Car song? The things that Adam Sandler has been doing to our society over the last twenty years is amazing.

Pick’emsplosion
Last week: CRM (6-9) — Lisk (10-5)
Overall: CRM (90-102-10) — Lisk (115-93-12)

Houston (-7) @ Indianapolis
This game took place last night. I don’t have NFL Network so I didn’t watch it. I think I saw something about the Colts winning so I’m going to pick them. You got a problem with that? Look how far back in the picks I am. I need this. (Colts)

Oakland (+2) @ Kansas City
After beating the Packers, the Chiefs are due for a big letdown, right? Who cares. Do it for Jason Lisk! (Chiefs)

Jacksonville (+7.5) @ Tennessee
I don’t do this anymore, but here’s one for the fantasy owners. “Fucking Chris Johnson.” (Titans)

Miami () @ New England
The Dolphins have turned out to be a decent team this year and Reggie Bush has been the biggest surprise of the season right? By the time he’s done, more than a third of his career rushing yards will have come in this, his 6th season. Miami can turn anyone into a decent running back. I say they trade for Chris Johnson this spring. I bet they could get him for a protected 6th rounder. Do they have protected picks in the NFL? (Pats)

St. Louis () @ Pittsburgh
The Rams have the Steelers right where they want them. (Steelers)

Arizona (+4) @ Cincinnati
A good effort by both teams this season. I doubt anyone remembers the Cardinals were as game as the Bengals when making predictions next year. (Bengals)

Denver (-3) @ Buffalo
Tim Tebow is going to ruin the Christmas of so many Bills fans. It’s not very Christian-ly of him. (Bills)

New Jersey (+3) @ New Jersey
The Battle of New York, which is played once every four years in New Jersey between two football teams that don’t play in New York.

Minnesota (+6.5) @ Washington
If I told you Minnesota was the best road team in the NFL this season, would you believe me? You shouldn’t. (Skins)

Tampa Bay (+7.5) @ Carolina
Tampa can clinch the NFC South cellar with a loss. (Newtons)

Cleveland (+13) @ Baltimore
I think Madden ’13 should use Peyton Hillis on the cover again. Second time is a charm. (Browns)

San Diego (+3) @ Detroit
Come on Detroit, don’t give these Californian fornicators a chance to keep Tebow out of the playoffs. (Lions)

Philadelphia () @ Dallas
Classic NFC East rivalry game. I expect some good old fashion ugliness. (Cowboys)

San Francisco (-2) @ Seattle
Classic NFC West rivalry game… Just kidding. I will say the Niners are my pick for the NFC’s fraud of the year. (Seahawks)

Chicago () @ Green Bay
Watch this with your family. Every time the Bears score, hit a child. (I’m kidding!) (Packers)

Atlanta (+7) @ New Orleans
Our next to last Monday Night Football game of the season. Always a sad time of year. Just remember to have fun and travel safe this weekend. If you’re dead or in jail, you can’t visit the site. (Saints)