Mark Sanchez & Kate Upton? They Might Be Dating or They’re Just Friends


Mark Sanchez and Kate Upton are supposedly hanging out, if Page 6 is to be believed.
Sanchez has been paying frequent late-night visits to the Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model’s Flatiron apartment, we’re told. He’s been spotted several times at the voluptuous blonde’s pad since November, usually after games or before practices — sometimes as late as midnight — rolling up in his black chauffeur-driven Navigator.
Yes, but has the 2011 Culture Tournament champ taught Sanchez how to Dougie?
It should be noted that Upton’s sister works for the Jets and that Sanchez once supposedly dated Meadow Soprano. Kate Upton excels at everything, especially walking the runway in slow motion, rejecting advances from athletes on twitter, and taking photos of her own backside.
Previously: The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Kate Upton is the New Brooklyn Decker
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December 21st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Great googily moogily.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
maybe he should be more worried about how much he sucks at qb
December 21st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
damn. that Sanchez is some nightowl.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
tits
December 21st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I’ve said it before, it pisses me off how hot she is.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Sanchise seems to be infinitely more adept at pulling tail than he is passing the pigskin.
/Captain Obvious
December 21st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
CURVES!
December 21st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I might have to pull a Broc Beef because of this thread…goodness.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
If Sanchise and Upton break up, will it be Brian Schottenheimer’s or Santonio’s fault?
/Questions that need to be asked
December 21st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
how to Dougie?
This is still a thing?
/Looks at pictures
Oh, do not mind what I say.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
In related news, a Patriots practice squad player is dating one of Senator Brown’s hot daughters. Great pull by him.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Ric Ocasek, Billy Joel, now Mark Sanchez.
Some things just can’t be explained.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
If this is true, Upton is dead to me.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Quick, someone tie ATL_Badger up before he hates on these pictures.
/forehead’d
December 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong!
Hint: the first two are talented.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Upton’s a little old for my taste.
/Conlin, Sandusky, Fine and ATL_Badger’d
December 21st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
They Might Be Dating or They’re Just Friends
I find it highly improbable that two people that attractive and that successful are “just friends.” Maybe they’re not dating, but I’d bet a large sum of money they’ve seen each other naked a few times.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Explains why he’s not watching film.
December 21st, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Upton’s a little chubby for my taste.
/fixed
December 21st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
The offensive line
December 21st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
I’d Sandusky her
December 21st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
her hotness baffles me.
damn that fagheaded jackass sanchez, damn him.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Its not true until she is in the owners booth wearing a pink sanchez jersey.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
what would the largest internet story ever?
Kate Upton threesome sextape with Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber set to a Rebecca Black soundtrack on a bearskin rug made from the carcass of the Panda from Sneezing Panda.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Not sure I’d make it past the horseplay
December 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I’m firmly on Team Boobs….but that ass…sweet Christ.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Could we get a post on what their kids might look like?
December 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
at least 2 days a week …
hanging out with Kate Upton at midnight > watching film at midnight
December 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I’d Sandusky her
you’d give kate’s underage peen a humski? thats rather gross.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Fuck what ya heard. Eli is the true pimp of New York.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Tim Tebow blows up an abortion clinic and when put on YouTube the video ends with Keyboard Cat
December 21st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
, rejecting advances from athletes on twitter,
That link was funny. Sean Avery. Boom. Roasted.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Ass.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
I can somewhat understand Billy Joel & the Uptown Girl, but Ric & Paulina boggles the mind
December 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
When you’re smashing that, who gives a shit how good you are at your job?
December 21st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
If anything, this makes me even more mad at Mierda. YOU DO NOT GET TO BE A SUBPAR QB AND FUCK ALL THE HOT WOMEN, MARK!!!
/secretly gives him respect knucks
December 21st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Which guy here wouldn’t pull a Jim from American Pie and blow their load too early if they even had a chance with Kate Upton?
December 21st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
hanging out with Kate Upton at midnight > watching film at midnight
He’ll find out how much sweet ass he loses when he is the back-up QB in St. Louis in two years. Sanchez best be doing all the studying he can to make up for his numerous deficiencies.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
she has both, big daddy. You can still be on Team Boobs
December 21st, 2011 at 10:08 AM
upton is ruined for me.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:08 AM
ATL_Badger, because he’d never bother going home with her in the first place. Too fat, I believe.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Exactly this. This is infuriating.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:09 AM
lol @ this gallery
December 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
boing @ this gallery
December 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Rusty – Tell me about Travis Wood. I’ll tell you that Sean Marshall is a really solid lefty reliever.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
There is no way that Mark fukin Sanchez knows how to properly tongue punch that fart box.
/Call me, Kate!
December 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
im normally good for three, maybe four, pumps before the squirt, but i’m putting the O/U for my upton performance at 1.5 and taking the under.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
You’re my Sunday.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:11 AM
lol @ this gallery
Ha. I wouldn’t even consider most of those as necks. Just a continuation of their massive shoulders.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I mean, if this will result more posts about Sanchez, which will involve more pictures of Upton. Well that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
biggest internet story ever would be a presidential assassination by the star wars kid.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I mean, at least with all this ass he’s getting, some young, good QB has to be saying to themselves “I wonder how much ass Good QBs get in New York?”
December 21st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Shit, man, if I were a pro football player or a boxer I’d being doing neck work three days a week.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
takeo spikes cannot be hanged…true story.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I think Tom Hardy in Warrior might give Takeo Spikes a run for his money.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Ted Johnson should still have been included even if he’s no longer playing
December 21st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I’m more pissed at what she’s letting happen to her body. I’m not afraid to admit that I was disappointed with how she looked in the Stooges trailer.
It’s like spitting on the Mona Lisa.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Which guy here wouldn’t pull a Jim from American Pie and blow their load too early if they even had a chance with Kate Upton?
i dont last long when going #3 to her, so in person would be ludicrous speed.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Its not true until she is in the owners booth wearing a pink sanchez jersey.
Tony Romo knows what’s up. If Sanchez was smart he’d emulate the Cowboys QB. Hit it for awhile, then dump her right as she’s passing her peak, and marry a nice beauty queen from Missouri.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Wood is decent and cheap. Probably a #3 starter ceiling but more likely #4.
I don’t like this trade. Maybe they’ll let Marshall close.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Was discussing this the other night. I think he’s the scariest looking motherfucker in the league. Like dude is just frightening.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Has to be a joke, right?
December 21st, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Also, Kate apparently has low standards seeing as she’s been fraternizing with Tyler Bozak too. You’re better than that, Kate. He’s a bum.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
And because it’s criminally underutilized when discussing Ms. Upton, here is her website.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
I think he’s the scariest looking motherfucker in the league. Like dude is just frightening.
Only until vontaze gets drafted next year.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
using kittens.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Also, Kate apparently has low standards seeing as she’s been fraternizing with Tyler Bozak too.
The stink of Maple Leaf might ruin her for me.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Look like Tarzan, play like Jane.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
non-james harrison division.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Bozak blows. Another overrated Leaf.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Look like Tarzan, play like Jane.
Agree. He’s still a scary looking dude though.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Vontaze is a bad man, with his helmet on. But come on, look at this motherfucker. Gahhhh!!!
December 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Looks like Roman Harper is still confused on which hair color he wants.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
can one of our esteemed female commentors kindly explain this to me. I don’t get it. at all. (it’s Upton in granny panties). is that stylish? because it sure as shit ain’t attractive.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
and the all-time scary rushmore has to include earl campbell’s thighs, bednarik, LT and butkus.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
As long as he doesn’t have issues in his medical records, I’d be cool with that. I looked at his numbers real quick and the walk totals jumped out a bit. We just need innings eaters for next year. If he’s got upside and can go at least 6 innings on any given night, I’m cool with it.
Marshall will be 29 next year. By the time the Cubs are contenders again, he’ll be on the wrong side of 30. Great lefty, put in some solid work here and never bitched about his role. Always liked him but OK with seeing him move on.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Takeo could kill you with his bare hands. Vontaze looks like he needs to lay off the fixins.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:21 AM
If I were a receiver or running back playing the Broncos, I’d have a little voice inside my head screaming “Somebody get a body on Atwater!” throughout the entire proceedings.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:21 AM
How could one film that and keep their shit together?
December 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Bozak blows. Another overrated Leaf.
Not sure how a guy with 20+ points in 30 odd games making only $1.5M is overrated. They’ve got him in a role more suited to his skill set this year.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
patrick willis is intimidating too…the combination of his childhood pain fueling his incredible talent is freakish. when an NFL game seems like a picnic compared to what he’s been through before away from the game, that’s intimidating.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Gross
December 21st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
atwater vs. okoye = tyson vs. spinks
December 21st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
not pictured: camera #2 operator furiously jacking off.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Yep, we need an all NFL – “This guy makes me shit my pants before I even had the team meeting” team.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
and the all-time scary rushmore has to include earl campbell’s thighs, bednarik, LT and butkus.
Not as well known, but Dave Semenko used to scare the shit outta me. I see him in Safeway once in a while, still intimadating as hell.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Wow. Will not be leaving my desk for at least 15 minutes.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
The fact he was miked up makes it all the more better.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Ray Ray
December 21st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Night Train
December 21st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
no doubt.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Steve Atwater: Arkansas Legend
December 21st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
ronnie lott too…dude was a freak athlete, genius and marial arts practicioner, aside from being one tough motherfucker.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
What?! Badger, I appreciate your picky nature with women but Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Kate Upton is a scorching hot fireball of hotness.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I wonder who made this hit?
December 21st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
no doubt.
Demarcus Ware frightens me
December 21st, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I mean, at least with all this ass he’s getting, some young, good QB has to be saying to themselves “I wonder how much ass Good QBs get in New York?”
The Jets next QB isn’t young and there’s only one Kenny Chesney, anyway, New York or no. Sure, there may be more gay country singers hanging out in NYC than other places but there’s only one Chesney
December 21st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
jack tatum probably should be on the list, for no other reasons than he was sadistic as shit.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
I know I’ve mentioned it before, but I remember walking right past James Harrison at a Sheetz once, and I almost shit myself because of his scary looking demeanor. Guy is the same height as me, 6 foot, but easily 50 or 60 pounds heavier in muscle.
I love how he left his 10 ton hummer running with his rap music blasting so the whole street can hear.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
remember the white journeyman safety, brian russell? that’s him.
/best part was the post-game interview
//HUE!!!
December 21st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
fuck kenny chesney.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
When you get away with organized murder and then get the public/media to quietly forget that, you are caarrying the BANNER for the all frightening team. Literally will kill you and no one will care is some scary shit.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I’m surprised we haven’t seen that interview brought back more with all the focus on concussions and player safety. That clip alone serves as a huge deterrent. Scary.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Brian Dawkins…guy is a monster on the field.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
rodgers, brady and peyton are intimidating for entirely different reasons.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
SC-
Cubs getting two prospects back also with Wood.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
oh yea…his eyes are depressingly glassed over.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I remember walking right past James Harrison at a Sheetz once
/Sponsored comment
December 21st, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I don’t know why that Chad Johnson interview linked me to this, but it did.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Theo doin’ work!
Mike Singletary’s eyes scared the shit out of me as a kid. He just looked like a serial killer.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:38 AM
NOW THAT’S MY KINDA PARTY.
/because it has cocaine
December 21st, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Seriously, I hope you are forced to marry a one toothed, 400 pound female who has a large forehead.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Also, I was afraid of Bill Romanowski. It just seemed like he was liable to snap at any moment and take off his helmet like Jon Favreau in The Replacements. I felt he was capable of anything crazy. Like pulling guys’ heads off their body Sub-Zero style.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Kate did get a little chunky. Should probably do some crunches.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:43 AM
cmon hernia…you know you can’t spot reduce.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Hugh Green- Buccaneers
December 21st, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Kinda has love handles.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:48 AM
I’d wear batting gloves to hold on to them if necessary.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I don’t care if Kate’s a little chunky. Finally, a move back to where girls have curves & hips and don’t have the bodies of 10-yr old boys.
/ Sandusky’d
Check out that walk
December 21st, 2011 at 10:50 AM
If you project her out a year or two, I can definitely see a Fat Nicole Eggert v2.0.
8(
December 21st, 2011 at 10:51 AM
actually, I believe that was Scorpion that could rip out head and spinal cord.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:52 AM
I’d be willing to bet straight cash that was taken 2009-10.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I’m fairly certain I bumped into her and her sister yesterday on 13th and Broadway. I was in the middle of a serious conversation on the phone with a friend and I immediately had to hang up and stare at her. For guys saying handles… SOOOOOOO WRONG. SHE’S PERFECT
December 21st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
If you project her out a year or two, I can definitely see a Fat Nicole Eggert v2.0.
yup. She’s only 19? 20? She’s not going to look that way at 23.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
I DEMAND ABS AND DOUBLE D’S IN THE SAME PACKAGE. NO COMPROMISES.
/i keed
December 21st, 2011 at 11:06 AM
She’s gonna go the Lohan route. Especially if she’s already slumming with B-list QB’s at this age.
December 21st, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Broadway Jose strikes again!
/pretty sure that nickname isn’t original
December 21st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
that’s awfully generous, don’t you think?
December 21st, 2011 at 11:11 AM
I’m fine with that.
For models, coke >>>>>> buffet line
December 21st, 2011 at 11:11 AM
I’ll willingly acknowledge that Sanchez is a top 40 QB, and a legit NFL starter for a 6-10 team.
December 21st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Lindsay with a few extra pounds would still be cute, and have some nice tits. Lindsay with the used-up/skank/crack-whore look, I’d have to pass.
December 21st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
sounds d-listy, if you ask me.
December 21st, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Sounds should be liquidated-y, if you ask me.
December 21st, 2011 at 11:18 AM
this weekend only, buy one suit at full price and get EIGHT SANCHEZES FREE.
all mierda must go!
this weekend at Joseph…
A…
Bank…
December 21st, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Ok, now I get why people hate Sanchez. I used to think it was because he’s a Mexican and he’s from USC, but it’s clear that it’s all about who he is fucking because now I hate him.
December 21st, 2011 at 5:52 PM
She has a smokin’ hot body, but i think she’s a little pudgy in the stomach.
December 22nd, 2011 at 7:44 AM
I hope she is dating him, she deserves it and I wish her all the best. He looks like an OK guy.
By the way, did you know she is already net worth $4 million? (source; http://celebrityinc.com/net-worth/models/kate-upton/ )
I wish her all the best with her career!! xoxo