Comments on: Ferrari’s Tween F1 Domination Plan Progressing as Planned

By: Rockstar

Rockstar — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:13:03 +0000

An F1 piece on TBL? Wow. Color me surprised (and delighted). Now write them during the season and you’ll be on to something.

By: Ballz dresses like Trotski

Ballz dresses like Trotski — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:40:27 +0000

And that picture is at least a year old. There’s still an F-duct on that car. They only existed last season. (The F-duct is that thing that stretches from the engine lump to the rear wing. I’d explain what it does, but I doubt anybody will ever read this comment. So I’ll stop typing now……)

By: Ballz dresses like Trotski

Ballz dresses like Trotski — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:32:57 +0000

Racers experience five Gs on the track as they try to reach speeds of 220 mph

Try, maybe, but never succeed. I've never seen anything close to 220 mph. 205 is the fastest I think I remember seeing on today's Grand Prix Circuits.

By: Ballz dresses like Trotski

Ballz dresses like Trotski — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:28:46 +0000

A fucking F1 article. Awesome. Big ups to Sam Eifling. Whoever the heck that is.

Will this let us get rid of Fernando Alonso? Because even though he’s talented, he’s a piece of shit.

He also might be the best racer in the world, so pipe down. The Ferrari was a piece of shit this year and he finished 4th in points and just 1 point behind Mark Webber, who raced for the same team as the World Champ, for 3rd. Kimi and Alonso. It’s gotta happen. It’ll be epic. Like, Pelennor Fields epic.

By: jimisawesome

jimisawesome — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 06:38:04 +0000

Kind of unfair with the fatility rate. While the number is true the sport is thankfully no longer a bloodsport. The last fatility in a race was the Great Senna now almost 20 years ago.

By: cassino

cassino — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:11:29 +0000

Brazilians start driving before they start walking. There is no story here, other than Ferrari invests more into its F1 team than anybody else, which also isn’t a story.

By: Space Docking the Blue Waffle

Space Docking the Blue Waffle — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:55:59 +0000

Ballz just blew a tour de France sized load in his spandex

By: Sir Spicious

Sir Spicious — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:33:21 +0000

Ha. These guys are crazy.

/reads to last paragraph where it is revealed that this strategy has been tried and worked.

By: Billy Buckner

Billy Buckner — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:31:33 +0000

Will this let us get rid of Fernando Alonso? Because even though he’s talented, he’s a piece of shit.

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:31:19 +0000

Why is Justin Beiber about to attempt space travel?

He’s boxing Beetlejuice on Mars.

By: ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:28:07 +0000

Why is Justin Beiber about to attempt space travel?

By: MP

MP — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:20:55 +0000

Good piece, Eifling. Interesting stuff.