Ferrari’s Tween F1 Domination Plan Progressing as Planned
Sports development is lousy with hyperventilated cradle-robbings. When Real Madrid is signing a 7-year-old Argentine and we’re reading about the supposed top point guard prospect in the class of 2018, the rush to be first has gone to plaid. We’re not yet seeing jocks genetically engineered, but when that takes hold, you’ll be born behind. Until then, the major sports (as in, not just figure-skating) are stuck making huge bets on the messy zitfarm years of kids’ lives.
A Globe and Mail story this past week seems to be the first meaningful reporting to evaluate an expensive experiment by Ferrari, which in 2010 made 11-year-old Lance Stroll the youngest person ever signed to a Formula One team. A few years ago, Stroll’s millionaire Ferrari-dealer father plugged him into a go-kart, for kicks. Lance won so many races on the junior North American circuit that he caught the eye of Ferrari, which has come to the conclusion that training tweens is cheaper than signing stars.
Stroll just turned 13 (here’s his driver page, with video). Ferrari hadn’t intended to invest someone so young, but apparently didn’t want to see him become that 14-year-old who got away. He’s still too young for the Ferrari Driver Academy to put him into a real car — that will come when he’s 15, about the time most kids his age are studying for a learner’s permit — but he’s topping out near 80 mph on Italian kart tracks.
Apparently the kid is much more of an emotional rock than most of us are at 13, which is a good thing considering that rigorous F1 has killed 45 drivers in its 61-year history. Racers experience five Gs on the track as they try to reach speeds of 220 mph; their blood pressure will double and they might sweat out 100 ounces during a race. Grant Robertson reports that one of Stroll’s assigned exercises is to stand on a balance ball with his eyes closed and a steering wheel in his hands, imagining himself navigating European tracks. The kid’s too young to weight-train, but he’s working with computers to help him improve his reflexes and his peripheral vision. One concern: If he does eventually reach taller than 6-feet, he’ll ostensibly outgrow the cockpit. But the good news for now is that he’s all of 4-foot-9.
The whole project isn’t quite as bonkers as it sounds. Two recent F1 drivers, Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton, won titles before their 24th birthdays. Hamilton, a brash driver even as a 10-year-old, was signed to McLaren Automotive at age 13. When Hamilton won the title in 2008, McLaren was paying the 23-year-old just $560,000 while it was also forklifting upwards of $30 million to its supposed star, Fernando Alonso, who came in fifth. The money quote in Robertson’s piece is from the head of the Ferrari Driver Academy, Luca Baldisserri: “With the checks that we write Fernando or Michael [Schumacher], we can build 20 drivers.” Gentlemen, start your toddlers.

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December 21st, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Good piece, Eifling. Interesting stuff.
December 21st, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Why is Justin Beiber about to attempt space travel?
December 21st, 2011 at 5:31 PM
He’s boxing Beetlejuice on Mars.
December 21st, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Will this let us get rid of Fernando Alonso? Because even though he’s talented, he’s a piece of shit.
December 21st, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Ha. These guys are crazy.
/reads to last paragraph where it is revealed that this strategy has been tried and worked.
December 21st, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Ballz just blew a tour de France sized load in his spandex
December 21st, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Brazilians start driving before they start walking. There is no story here, other than Ferrari invests more into its F1 team than anybody else, which also isn’t a story.
December 22nd, 2011 at 1:38 AM
Kind of unfair with the fatility rate. While the number is true the sport is thankfully no longer a bloodsport. The last fatility in a race was the Great Senna now almost 20 years ago.
December 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 AM
A fucking F1 article. Awesome. Big ups to Sam Eifling. Whoever the heck that is.
He also might be the best racer in the world, so pipe down. The Ferrari was a piece of shit this year and he finished 4th in points and just 1 point behind Mark Webber, who raced for the same team as the World Champ, for 3rd. Kimi and Alonso. It’s gotta happen. It’ll be epic. Like, Pelennor Fields epic.
December 22nd, 2011 at 3:32 AM
Try, maybe, but never succeed. I’ve never seen anything close to 220 mph. 205 is the fastest I think I remember seeing on today’s Grand Prix Circuits.
December 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 AM
And that picture is at least a year old. There’s still an F-duct on that car. They only existed last season. (The F-duct is that thing that stretches from the engine lump to the rear wing. I’d explain what it does, but I doubt anybody will ever read this comment. So I’ll stop typing now……)
December 22nd, 2011 at 8:13 AM
An F1 piece on TBL? Wow. Color me surprised (and delighted). Now write them during the season and you’ll be on to something.