NFC Playoff Picture: Cowboys in Trouble, Bears Need a Minor Miracle
The Giants win at Dallas swung the NFC East projection, while the 49ers losing at Arizona now pulls New Orleans into a tie with San Francisco in the chase to get that first-round bye. Here are my projections for each seed, with win projections based on remaining schedule.- Green Bay (13-0, 15.6 projected wins)
- New Orleans (10-3, 12.4 projected wins)
- San Francisco (10-3, 11.8 projected wins)
- New York Giants (7-6, 8.8 projected wins)
- Atlanta (8-5, 9.9 projected wins)
- Detroit (8-5, 9.3 projected wins)
- Dallas (7-6, 8.8 projected wins)
- Chicago (7-6, 8.3 projected wins)
- Seattle (6-7, 7.5 projected wins)
- Arizona (6-7, 7.5 projected wins)
- Philadelphia (5-8, 6.8 projected wins)
ANALYSIS: Green Bay officially clinches the #1 seed with a win or a San Francisco loss at any point over the last three weeks. I have New Orleans as the projected #2 seed after the 49ers lost at Arizona. San Francisco does have the tiebreaker right now based on conference record, but I project the Saints with a higher win expectation.
Meanwhile, the Giants took the lead in the NFC East thanks to the victory over Dallas. Atlanta is now the team most likely to face the NFC East winner after their rally in Carolina. Detroit is in pretty good shape with Chicago’s loss, and may (emphasis on may) need just one more win to secure some key tiebreakers. If Seattle wins out with wins over Chicago, San Francisco and Arizona, they would have a very good chance of winning tiebreakers at 9-7 because of conference record. Arizona is also still alive if they get to 9-7, while the Eagles are eliminated if Dallas and New York win this week.
The good news for Chicago fans, despite the horrible offensive play with Caleb Hanie, is that all these losses came out of conference. Because of the Detroit win over Minnesota and because the next tiebreaker for division opponents (after head to head and division record) is common opponents, Chicago is still trailing Detroit. It looks like the Bears are going to have to pull the monumental upset at Green Bay to swing the balance.
The results with Detroit and Atlanta winning make a 2nd NFC East team as a wild card very unlikely at 9-7 (scenarios below):
Division tiebreaker of Chicago versus Detroit: If both teams get to 9-7, Detroit wins the tiebreaker if Chicago splits with Minnesota and Green Bay (common opponent tiebreaker). If Chicago loses to Seattle and wins against both Minnesota and Green Bay, they win the tiebreaker (division record) unless Detroit’s lone remaining win is also against Green Bay (in which case division record is again a draw, and common opponent controls).
Chicago versus NFC East runner up, Dallas or New York: Likely favors Chicago based on conference record.
Detroit versus NFC East runner up, Dallas or New York: Detroit wins tiebreaker with Dallas on head to head, likely wins against New York based on conference record.
Three way tiebreaker involving Atlanta, Detroit, NFC East Runner Up at 9-7: If Giants, then Atlanta gets first slot if they get win versus NO or TB, based on either conference record or head to head over Detroit after Giants kicked out on conference record. If Atlanta is 9-7 with win over Jacksonville, and Detroit beats Green Bay for only win, the Detroit is first slot based on conference record.
Three way tiebreaker involving Atlanta, Chicago, NFC East Runner Up at 9-7: Chicago gets first slot based on conference record. If there is a remaining spot, it would go to Atlanta over Giants on conference record, and Atlanta over Dallas if remaining win is against New Orleans or Tampa Bay (common opponent), otherwise Dallas if Atlanta beats Jacksonville and loses to New Orleans and Tampa (conference record)
KEY GAMES THIS WEEK: We are getting to the point where all are important, but there are a few that can swing things the most.
Pittsburgh at San Francisco: This is the swing game for the 49ers. It’s at home against a tough opponent. If they win, I think they are about 50/50 to hold off the Saints. A loss, though, pushes the Saints officially in front (pending New Orleans handling Minnesota).
Seattle at Chicago: likely elimination game. The Bears have a chance if they beat the Packers and lose this game, but it is a slim one. Seattle would still be alive at 7-7 and would have a great conference record, which could be handy in tiebreakers.
Detroit at Oakland: Detroit has two swing games (Oakland and San Diego) and then the monumental task of winning at Green Bay. They don’t want it to come down to being 8-7 facing Green Bay for the playoffs, so this is the one to get to take the pressure off.
[photo via Getty]


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December 14th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Excellent caption.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
go browns
December 14th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
you know, if the NFC used the BCS, this would be a whole lot easier.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
you know, if the NFC used the BCS, this would be a whole lot easier.
/moderation’d
December 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
I don’t know how I haven’t heard of this meme before but it is making me cry laughing between the Oh faces and the water going everywhere but in their mouths.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
This sounds right, since beating Minnesota is only worth about 0.6 wins
December 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
that sound you just heard? duffy’s head exploding. the smell? the hemp necklace he was wearing.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
very random thought:
when are we going to get the next report on site traffic? haven’t seen it since the last time we gave TBL a hard time about “ranking 5th”(?).
December 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I don’t know how I haven’t heard of this meme before but it is making me cry laughing between the Oh faces and the water going everywhere but in their mouths.
The prior post, “Women Laughing Alone with Salad”, is also quite funny.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
seems a little high.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Let’s go Jets! Let’s go Jets! Fire Reid!
December 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Hilariously porn-y.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Arizona is going to win out with their weak schedule remaining but 9-7 won’t make the playoffs.
/ctl + p
December 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Atlanta will finish 10-6. Detroit has to go 2-1 against Oak, SD and GB. Certainly doable, but it will be tough with no secondary and no running game.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Oh and if the Lions win one more they hit the over in wins…
/may or may not have put some $$$ on their over
December 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Agreed although the water one made me laugh harder.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
One would say God owes them one right?
December 14th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
0.3/win
December 14th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Agreed although the water one made me laugh harder.
It’s definitely the better of the two. But looking at some of the pictures in that water post, I can’t help but think that they came from a website for people who have a fetish about women pouring water on themselves.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Laughing salads and water bukkake.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Bears will not make the playoffs. Also, if Forte or Cutler plays in week 17 against Minnesota and the Bears are already eliminated, EVERYONE should be fired except Jay.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Read the post. One win and Detroit is in.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
So Sports Business Journal is reporting that the NFL is forming a venture capital fund. Sweet, can’t wait for the League to bankroll the Moon Colony.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
you know you’ll end up with someone like Mike Martz or Norv Turner, right?
December 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
I got them when the o/u was 7.5.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I meant to get to 10 wins. Forgot that part.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
*mutter* *grumble*
December 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
9-7 should get them in the playoffs where they will get a rematch with SF.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I can’t believe the sheer quantities of women-laughing-alone-with-salads pictures there are in this world. What marketing genius thought that was the best way to sell salad to women?
December 14th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
If they finish 1-2 and end up at 9-7, they’d be ahead of Dallas due to head-to-head. Surely that’s the first tie breaker, right?
December 14th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Knowing Lurie, Mrs. Lurie (the true owner of the team) and Banner (Banner should be shitcanned as well, but esp. Reid & Roseman) you’re more than likely right.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
does not compute.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Yes. It’s all in the post.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I’m sitting on a push right now.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Lions playoff victory total will remain right where it is despite backing in to the dance.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I see. So you’re saying I should have read this thing, huh?
/still not going to read it
December 14th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I have little faith that the Lions can win 2 more games this regular season. But if they get in and play the NFC East champ or 49er’s, I like their chances to win in the 1st round.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
You might be right. But just making the playoffs is a huge step in the right direction.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Seattle messed around and won too many games, they might be stuck drafting Landry now
December 14th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Let’s go Jets! Let’s go Jets! Fire Reid!
you know you’ll end up with someone like Mike Martz or Norv Turner, right?
HA!
/all I have left of the ’11 season
December 14th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Jax gets another primetime game tomorrow night. Clearly Roger Goodell is fucking someone associated with the Jags. Atlanta better put this game away early so I can dip out after the 3rd quarter.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
I wonder who God has running the table this year.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
not sure who she is, but i figured i’d share
December 14th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Fair enough.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
If I were a Lions fan, I think I’d rather play SF than New York
December 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
I am a Lions fan. I’d rather play the 49ers than the Giants.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
These are the same “geniuses” that have people eating food in commercials while having these goofy smailes on their faces and doing the eyeroll-back-into-the-head while biting. NO ONE eats food like that. Go to a restaurant and see how people enjoy good food and use that to sell your product. Asses.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
smails=smiles
/the world needs ditchdiggers too
December 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
/don draper’d
December 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
If I were a Lions fan, I’d hate myself
December 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Heard that’s a fun game.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Smails = Judge Smails, pal.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
These are the same “geniuses” that have people eating food in commercials while having these goofy smailes on their faces and doing the eyeroll-back-into-the-head while biting. NO ONE eats food like that. Go to a restaurant and see how people enjoy good food and use that to sell your product. Asses.
I like fast food commercials that show people walking around and moving around while eating their food. Once I have a Bacon Cheesburger from Whataburger, I don’t feel like moving even to take a shit, let alone hop around urban areas with a skateboard.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Shit. Not anymore. StaffDaddy, Megatron, Suh…they have some pieces there. At least they have some optimism now.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
not sure who she is, but i figured i’d share
Stabbin, you are kind and generous.
I felt the earth move. And, pancakes!
December 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
+1
I vacillate on how I feel about fake boobs, but today I am 100% in support of them
December 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
i’d like to see that in an ad.
“Whataburger. So good you’ll shit you pants”
December 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I hate YOU.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
There is but, as evidenced, they’re still the Lions
December 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
The Red Sox signed Nick Punto! The answer to all their problems! PINK HAT NATION IS SAVED!
/hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
December 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Go Vikings!
/farts
December 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
You’re not allowed to call the Belt douchey anymore after repeated uses of this
December 14th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
easy there, Chief. You’re about to turn the clock to 104 years.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Lions fans don’t even call him StaffDaddy.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
No prob, it’s hump day. We’re gettin’ there.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
You know why we call him that? Because that’s what all the ladies called him when he was TEARING up hot co-ed ass in Georgia. I’m not sure there will ever be a player at UGA that did what Stafford did on that campus. Dude was the Cristiano Ronaldo of college football. Hence the StaffDaddy name.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I always feel the same way about them… I feel the top, then the bottom, squeeze em together a bit, then see how much feeling is left in the nipple
December 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Gardy’s heartbroken
December 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Turn it to 106. They won’t have a wheel of cheese’s chance in America’s
FatDairyland until then.December 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Melancon? Shoppach? Punto? STUDS.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
2 years, $3 million for him is a great deal for the Red Sox.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
i wouldn’t mind getting paid that to work every 5 days and get lit up in the process.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I call him Candy Ass because he likes to eat all the Halloween candy he buys for the children that don’t show up at his Condo because he lives in a fucking Condo.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Have fun with Ryan Theriot, Rusty.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Luckily I have 9 other teams that I root for with a shot of winning the World Series! 1 out of 3 chance of feeling satisfied every October!
/BandwagonCity
December 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
It’s about time Romney grew a pair. The next 2 months should be awesome as far as fireworks go.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
If he can field better than Lowrie, he’s fine.
@ms621 Lowrie does have some sneaky power, and always seemed to have a knack for getting guys in early in his career. I’m fine getting rid of him because he isn’t a good enough fielder or healthy enough to start for the Sox, but I did like him and wish he could have been a part of the long term plans.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
No homo, Matt Stafford is not an attractive man. Aaron Murray is much better looking, I would think he should be able to do at least as well
December 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Sounds about right
December 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
@ms621 Lowrie does have some sneaky power, and always seemed to have a knack for getting guys in early in his career. I’m fine getting rid of him because he isn’t a good enough fielder or healthy enough to start for the Sox, but I did like him and wish he could have been a part of the long term plans.
We are happy to have him. Seriously, the Astros will take anyone right now if they provide even a small chance of helping us win 60-70 games right now.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
More like StaphDaddy
/Winslow
//Browns
StaffDaddy, though? That’s awful Husker. Please refrain from using that again. Oi vey.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
That’s a shocker. If I was a hot shot SEC QB I would continue passing through slant and circular patterns off the field at all times too.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Murray is all Jesus-y and doesn’t do the same sorts of things from what I hear. Stafford was (presumably still is) full of charisma and the ladies ate that shit up (along with his dick).
December 14th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Husker’s admiration for “StaffDaddy” is bordering on homosexuality.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I miss the days when TBL posted about the poon that Stafford was hauling in and Godzilla biscuits.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Full of candy. “Charisma” is not one of the top 4 or 5 traits I notice when Matt Stafford talks.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Go on…
December 14th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I don’t get up in arms about any utility infielders the Reds sign. I’m sure he’ll be adequate.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
No one blows the guys they rooted for in college more relentlessly.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I can’t quit Stafford. I should, as he didn’t really win anything at UGA, but it was awesome watching him live with Moreno (another player I can’t quit, even though he apparently sucks in the NFL).
December 14th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I think you’re too harsh on the guy…he’s a good quarterback, just that it seems on the internet QBs either have to be teh best evah or they suck and there’s no room in between for the guys who are pretty good but not great
December 14th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
This is so true. Vlad acts like he has Joe Webb for a QB.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
He’s a good QB. He has the talent to perhaps be a top 5 or 7 QB in the league. I’m not gonna blow him and blame other players when he makes awful decisions, holds onto the ball too long and cant convert on third down.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Yup.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
if the Combine had a materials hardness test they could have figured out Stafford was made of glass a lot sooner than after they’d paid him eleventythreevemillion$.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
I miss being able to celebrate all of Jim Sorgi’s great moments in garbage time…this should have been his season of glory, not Curtis Painter’s
December 14th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
This right here. I love watching UGA and NEB players in the NFL. Except Hines Ward. He can get fucked.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
/team craig krenzel
December 14th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I guess I just don’t get jacked up enough about Joel Dreessen.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
The Colts would have beaten the Jets with Sorgi at QB. They would have been 15-0 heading to Buffalo and we wouldnt have had to deal with the shitty Jets in the playoffs.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
He just wins games.
/not team ted ginn
December 14th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I’ve taken to rooting for the Texans this year because of JJ Watt and Owen Daniels but otherwise don’t really care much about ex-Badgers in the NFL…hell I didn’t even know Travis Beckham was still in the league until he scored that long TD against the Packers
And I still have trouble wrapping my head around Jim Leonhard getting hurt being a big deal for an NFL team but I guess it is
December 14th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
If I went to Colorado State I wouldn’t care about college football either.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
What test would have worked best? Shore A? Shore D? Knoop?
December 14th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I guess I just don’t get jacked up enough about Joel Dreessen.
You should. Yates has been throwing to him a lot lately.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
And I still have trouble wrapping my head around Jim Leonhard getting hurt being a big deal for an NFL team but I guess it is
He was The Great White Hope amongst NFL safeties. Or something.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Ken Dorsey is the best QB ever.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
it’s the Jets, importance amplified 100x
December 14th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Jim Sorgi was the truth, there’s a reason those asshats at Ohio State went out of their way to maim him in 2003…thankfully he was avenged
/For 096
December 14th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Go Lions.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Fuck you, the Jim McElwaine era will rewrite the histories.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
I root for ex Razorbacks and ex Chippewas like nobodies business; so much so that I’m invested in the QB depth of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Sam Eifling can go eat shit. Nobody gives a shit about Bernie Fine or Syracuse Basketball. Tired of all this pederast trash.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
/team Rickey Dudley
December 14th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
/team Kurt Coleman
December 14th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Have a soft spot for Skelton..
/all he does is win!
December 14th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Seconded.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
/TeamVladCrouton
We need to stop talking about that shit. As if we aren’t gonna have to hear about that Sandusky shit for the next 6 months.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Payaso?
December 14th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Limas Sweed would have been the next Jerry Rice had he not gotten hurt!
/Hook ‘em
December 14th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
+1 more 5-star bust at QB.